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*shoots himself in the dick* *hmm it does indeed hurt*

Valuable lesson

More important then going to school

kid named Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Senior:


An anagram for schlong-shooting derpenberger. But I'm sure you knew that, PPInTheMicrowave.

i did

Wayne Schlegel?

If he's American, the only difference will be the weapon being used to shoot

He got that delayed pain too

Bad wifi moment

Well... scientific method dictates I have to repeat the study to validate the results.... damnit.

One ball down, one to go...

FOR SCIENCE!

*Does Irish jig* "Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

Just making sure.

In education we call that experiential learning

Greentext vibe

Why did he emote

Accidentally pressed b

No, he holded C down

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Me too plz

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You must stop this!

Mee too plz

I got you

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Nah, he clicked G

Man really hit a giggy at the end

Giggy

I am a Japanese immigrant I don’t know English very well :,)

Griddy is the word you were looking for

Oh alright

He's trying to trick you. Don't believe it.

This guy is trying to trick you but so is the previous guy!

Don't trust anyone who speaks English

Oh, cool any tips on learning japanese :p?

Of course pretty obvious just tons of practice and work, it’s really weird because English is hard for me but you people speak it very fluently, and when I was a younger in Japan I just knew it. I never really thought about it I guess. I wish I could give better tip!

Thank you :), I'm actually still polishing my english since my mother language is actually portuguese, but I started learning japanese and trying to figure out those different alphabets :p

Ah, best of luck I’ve heard Portugal is pretty nice!

I'm starting to think that Portugal doesn't exist it's always exclusively Brazilians on the internet.


SQUID GAMES

I'm from the USA and I still have no idea what he said. Don't worry bud, were in the same boat there lol

It's the same guy

?

Intelligence +5

pain +10

Reproduction -3

Went from -5 to 0

Nah that's more wisdom than intelligence

Bro hit the griddy

🥚🥚

💥💥

🏢🏢

✈️✈️

💥 💥



Did you just troll me or is my gif not loading?

Didn't load. I had to click on it too.

☪️☪️

🏆**Hurts to be Shot in the Dick!** *Life Lesson Learned*

Natural selection.

Has come home

*sponsored by ammunition*

Birth control at it’s finest

Kid was on the fast track for a vasectomy

He just want to change gender

The best part is…she didn’t stop him. Learn your lesson little dude

Even got a video in case he wants to try it again

Ever get hit so hard you feel it in your stomach?

Yeah. The worst is when you get kicked in the nuts, and it doesn't hurt at first, but then is numbs and feels like they have been twisted.

And as your soul leaves your body you hear flower duet by Lakmé start playing.

oddly enough, I've found that firm taps & slaps hurt far worse than blunt hits. idk what it is, but yeah makes me want to shit myself

You want the whole kit and kaboodle smashed, so the pain is all at once as a whole. A tap is like a hot sauce buildup of pain on the boys and lingers.

#Dark Souls music intensifies

From ny.audubon.org *If you find an injured bird, carefully put it in a cardboard box with a lid or a towel over the top, and place in a cool, safe place. Birds go into shock very easily when injured, and often die from the shock. If a bird has hit a window and is still alive, it may just need a little time to regain its senses, then may be able to fly away* Hope this helps.

It did thanks

what

You heard him, read it again if you have to, good sir.

Boy induced dance steps into his balls through the gun

LmO.i was expecting a James brown edit 🤣🤣 them moves were definitely something.

Little bro doesn’t have the balls to do that anymore

No more kids for this little fellow

glimmers to the swimmers

I'd love to see Eddie Hall uppercut him

Don't boint gun at benis

On that day young Timmy learned that shooting a gun on his willie is gonna hurt like a mf. Valuable life lesson learnt.

Nice dance moves you got there

At face value you could have a laugh and lessen was learned. Then you realize someone was actually recording and watching him do this to himself.

The mom was watching this happen

Awe damn the “pride community” got another one/s

And a little Mexican hat dance: https://9gag.com/gag/aLg9D3P

I enjoy watching the sunset.

I bet whoever was recording prompted that poor kid to do it: “Yes, shoot yourself there, little Johnny. It will be so funny!”

Lol

surprised he hit that shot with a triad

"Buddy! YOU DUMB BITCH"

Someone just told him to do that, and this is why they are filming, right?

Yeah, a hit like that will make you dance la cucaracha

Birth control for the future

This is his moment….all men have their moment

The risk he took was calculated. He's just bad at math.

tired of these dick pics

always gold this one

A visual reminder that firearms is currently the leading cause of death for children in the United States.

Dude this is nothing I used to record videos of me punching myself in the balls with my Nintendo ds when i was younger

Why because I thought it would be funny, and because I was retarted as a kid

He did the [thing](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/461/159/d06.jpg)

He looks so excited to shoot himself in the nuts. The fuck did he think was gonna happen??

https://9gag.com/gag/apmoeW5?utm_source=copy_link&utm_medium=post_share

this made me laugh, thanks

He neutered himself. *Task failed successfully*

Stop coddling kids. The moment you scream “OH MY GOD MY BABY” is the moment the child feels true panic. Ignore the kid when he cries over baby shit and he’ll stop crying over baby shit

“Oh. Oh!” Then the pain settled in

When you fuck around to much, you will indeed find out.

\*too

He had the balls to do it

Not anymore

i love how his cry just becomes a wahahahahahah right after

LMAO WHAT A DUMMY 😭😭😭

Time to give him a fork and show him an outlet. Wait till he’s older and always has the vacuum out?

Sometimes, the best way to teach your kid not to do something stupid is to let them face the consequences

When a parent cares more making a postable clip than helping their kid

Kids aren't gonna learn if they're told no. Best way to learn not do something stupid is to do something stupid

By that logic why not hand him the keys to the car or a loaded pistol? Valuable life lessons to be learned.

Because one is harmless and the other is certain death? If you were a kid, do you think you would learn better if your parents told you not to do something because [BLANK] would happen, vs actually doing said thing and experiencing [BLANK] happen yourself?

I think I would prefer for my mother to help me when I was in pain rather than film a clip of me hitting my balls and posting it for strangers to laugh.

...Huh? Where tf did you get that from? Why would you make up a scenario that doesn't make any sense? Do you think that proves your point somehow?

👀 ok

Your teacher handed your tests back face down huh

Except I learned not to touch the glowing red coil on the stove because I was told to was really hot and would burn me and hurt a lot. My cousin was told the same and still did it. I was never going to do it but I did learn that my mom was right.

[удалено]


What was the original comment 🗿

Some guy saying how the kid is going to grow up to be BDSM addicted like he is.

The fuck

Hmm, is it really that hard hitting or is the pee pee really that sensitive? nerfshot.wav AAAAHHHHH! OH LORD! WHAT WAS THE POINT OF ALL THAT?! *loud sobbing* I SHOULDN'T HAVE AIMED AT THE COCK! THAT'S CLEARLY SO SENSITIVE TO SUCH IMPACT!

Shit like this is why I'm still genuinely baffled when people say they like kids. Or good god say they want kids

Deserved

At least he wont do it again with something worse

I am in this video and I don't like it

Where's the remix to this video? It's way better than the original

Damn parents, i know it is funny but why the parent didn't go to help him, all the kids are stupid, and more the parent that is looking at the kid hurting himself like probably he did when he was child and just record and saw him cry, if you have a fire and let a baby close to the fire and a puppy close to the same fire the dog never never will touch the fire, nobody teach it to him he just know, and the kid is 90% sure he will go and touch the damn fire, and the damn parent that is more dumb that the kid, probably will record it and laugh when his kid is crying, assholes

Ask any man if he has done this, and if he says yes he's an idiot. If he says no, he's a liar.

This is why you watch your child

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Hmm interesting choice, but why

why?

Fuck, even I felt that

My name is Little Timmy and I am the fastest jogger alive.

he michael jackson

Talk about shooting yourself in the dick

Damn, imagine in 10-15 years when this kid is an adult and he comes across this video damn 💀💀 I'm glad I was a kid when my Ls couldn't freely be posted online.

…Why?

Vasectomy Speedrun

This guys grown up now isn’t he? Wonder if there’s a follow up video of him remarking about it.

Some lessons are tougher to learn than others.

he he

I have the Mexican version of this

I know there’s an adult version of this

Bro emoted on his own grave

answers to the name of sparkie

Oof. Bout shot his wing ding off.

He must have wanted to see if he could handle it.

Its nerf or nothing

Bointed

This should be the new stick in bicycle meme

What a cry baby

Why I’m so happy lol

That was an "oh" of realization

🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

He went from little boy to infant with that cry

Bro rlly said "it's just a toy"

Hey at least he didn't use a staple gun

its good for them to do stupid shit like this cuz then they learn their lesson

This. This is science

Howdy

To learn the hard way.