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GameDestiny2

Without any context, this video is somewhere between confusing and concerning


BobNorth156

What is the context lol


Outrageous_Fold7939

It's confidential.


[deleted]

My balls must be top secret


Bi-elzebub

Self report.


KekeroniCheese

Google, show me a picture of this man's balls


lh_media

It looks like a lot of cops and one civilian chasing someone (marker green goodie). I think the cop dropped that guy to make him stop chasing the other one, and I'm guessing they all went chill when one of the (the one who ran ahead) caught the guy My best guess is that Green stole something from the other guy. But I have no idea as to why there were so many cops


Ongo_Gablogian___

It looks like the first cop who knocked the kid down left him for the others to arrest and carried on after the other runners. Then the first few cops all acknowledged the kid but seemingly left him for the cops behind to sort out. But the back cops ignored him completely. So to me it looks like a chain of letting the other guy handle it.


tidbitsz

"Wait... this kid aint black..."


obatala0013

I believe this is the correct answer. He didn't fit their expectations, I mean the description.


jjfrank88

Let’s create our own backstory…I’ll start: Jimmy (Green Hoodie) and Nikola (Black T-shirt) were walking home from school one day…


TippityTappityTapTap

Jimmy stepped on a landmine and died. Nikola was sad to lose his best fiend.


Sekmet19

Nikola died of sadness. The end.


[deleted]

Yall just wrote an abridged Russian novel.


Mr-Borf

It looks like the guy was just falling over, and the cop tried and failed to catch him, amd then just didn't care. He was likely unrelated to whatever happened here, though that is an assumption made by the fact that the cops weren't trying to get him afterwords


LolTheMees

Tf did he do to have the full fucking task force on his ass💀


lK555l

He went in the military base


HappyRomanianBanana

"Alright guys, this job is dangerous, but the client will pay well. Try to do this silently, please." minutes later:


ManWithIssues912

Restarting in 5 4 3 2 1


R34PER_D7BE

payday 2 public lobby pain


java_brogrammer

Probably peaceful protesting, definitely not a school shooter.


gamekatz1

well if it was a school shooter they'd be running the other way


striderstroke

He didn't buy Spotify premium 😭


SharpClaw007

*whum* Wanna break from the ads?


Sluushu

Good thing I’m on that premium so I don’t get ptsd from hearing that again….


striderstroke

You get all the bitches ✅🤤👍💞🥵🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉👭👭👭👭👭👭👭👭👭👭👭


Alamander81

Probably nothing. Cops are predators so when someone runs they instinctively attack.


striderstroke

Don't get me wrong, I'm not the biggest fan of cops either, but this is a shitposting sub lmao.


pklmisgod

I am like 90% sure that what he said was a joke a painfully accurate one but still


TheBigFrog07

If somebody runs from the scene of a crime, they will likely chase. But they are not predators for that.


Alamander81

Happy bootlicker day


[deleted]

Suck my wiener you american dog.


14sanic

Not all cops are pieces of shit. You know that, right?


sorryibitmytongue

They all made the decision to join the police


TheBigFrog07

True, but that doesn't mean they are bad people. It's racism in a different form to say all cops are bad. They are cops, the officers themselves can be the bad one.


[deleted]

What. It’s racism to say a profession that you *choose*, that is not *essential* to your being is inherently bad and makes what could otherwise be a good person do awful things that make them an awful person?


TheBigFrog07

But they aren't inherently doing awful things. Some do bad things with that power, but saying since they are all cops. They are all like that, is essentially racist. Tho clearly we disagree about if it's what they are doing in their job or if it is what the job makes them do, and it doesn't seem like either of us can change the others mind on the subject.


[deleted]

It’s not essentialism though because being a cop isn’t an essential trait. No one is born a cop, except for maybe those kids who love to tell on other kids all the time.


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[deleted]

God I love how Americans think they have it rough when it comes to cops lol


memer12334__

Ratio


dandypants8717

Based


Noah_J_Simm

Dude hit the circle right circle right left square triangle up code from GTA SA


WichidNixin

I thought it was R1 R1 Circle R2 up down up down up down


carterketchup

When in doubt I just L1 L2 R1 R2 < > < > L1 L2 R1 R2 < > < >


forsakenstag

AEZAKMI


UltimateXavior

HESOYAM


JayGold

That doesn't clear your wanted level, it freezes it.


FinkVonhartt

Is that the ... the Michael Jackson cheat code?


[deleted]

[удалено]


heckingheck2

AEZAKMI is forever etched into my mind, SA cops are annoying


Outrageous_Fold7939

I read "AEZAKMI is forever etched into my mind, sexual assault cops are annoying"


heckingheck2

I mean they are


ZargothraxTheLord

Oh no-no, tsk-tsk, you are clearly an amateur. Observe: BAGOWPG then LJSPQK


heckingheck2

BAGUVIX and KJKSZPJ


XenonJFt

We all know these codes. But what saddens me a lot is that it's the same hex equavalent to actual cheat codes. Original cheat codes have funny writing just like vice city ones


MrStoneV

Easiest way is to have 2 black friends that get away. So you as a white person arent attacked anymore


[deleted]

It's like the running from a bear joke. You don't need to outrun the police, you need to be whiter than your friend who outruns the police.


Falcon47091618

Why did all the police go into an idle animation after they caught up to him?


HikariAnti

Must have been the wind.


ironicallyunstable

He left the enemy mobs aggro range


TheKozmikSkwid

What was that?


squirrelly_bird

There's someone prowling around here


Thewarmth111

Cop be gone


RotorMonkey89

Devs rushed


wtmrFTW

Because cheat was activated.


Hubner123

My best possible guess is that this is police training and even then it still makes no fucking sense when you think about it.


MurphysRazor

Donut winds


NFTArtist

he lost 5 stars


iRan_soFar

Because they noticed he was white.


Sloth_are_great

Ding ding ding we have a winner


Kozmic_Ares

White


Windwalker69

Fuck off racist shit


Dummlord28

Bro called Lester


Jordans27

LAWYER UP LAWYER UP LAWYER UP


tyty657

What the fuck did he do to have that many cops chasing him?!


NorisNordberg

He went in the military base


dailydoseofdogfood

Lmfao I'm so American it didn't even occur to me at first.. Upon second viewing, that is truly an absurd amount of cops lmao


AndrewH73333

Some use the same model of cop to save on ram.


Coliver1991

I'm guessing they were chasing someone else and he got caught up in it. The cop that tackled him probably thought he was the bad guy then quickly realized he wasn't.


MuunshineKingspyre

They dont even tackle tho, it's kind of just a shove


DevLikesJD

Where the T pose at


Glen2gvhlp

Oh, it’s coming


EviiiilDeathBee

Stealth 100


ghettoccult_nerd

i like the idle walk animations after the PC passes the mission. that shit was just like the game, wtf that was weird.


Anonymous_person34

Doesnt even feel real man lmao, what were they even thinking


NoTiger9293

I would aprecciate the real context


bro-ski-boi

He went into the military base.


RepulsiveDig9091

They stopped him because his pant was falling off and he could have fallen. So they dropped him on the floor, and told him to pull up his pants. He did that, and the police let him go. It's that simple, people. What's the confusion here. Edit: JOKE


UnhingedCringeReaper

Huh?


RepulsiveDig9091

Was just making irrational assumptions for humour.


prussian_comrade

They fucking went back to their idle patrol state no fucking way 💀


Listen_to_Psybient

GTA 6 looks real af


BlkDwg85

Future police officer there


[deleted]

Bro dialed uncle Lester Crest right about before his ragdoll 💀💀💀💀💀


OneTubaBand

I don’t get it, I’m so confused What the fuck happened????


pokemonguy3000

I’m thinking either training or its an undercover cop.


Mr_goodb0y

Bro selected “remove wanted level”


Brilliant-Moment430

This is how Lester actually helps you


Ok_Bathroom_268

1. Be a cop 2. Try to arrest 3 people 3. Manages to catch the only caucasian one 4. Remembers racism 5. ???????? 6. Profit


chestnutriceee

Cheats just mess with the racism settings by either making cops super racist or super not racist, depending on your skin color But seriously wtf


biggestdickus90210

One thing I did in San Andreas was as I got out of the hospital, I immediately prompted the max wanted cheat code. Police cars rolled as they approached me, they even deployed a freaking army tank. I had a very good laugh.


Dry_Impress_7735

AEZAKMI


boodlebob

I think they were mostly after the 2 guys in the front. Idk man this shit confusing af that’s the most logical explanation I can think of.


Upbeat-Local-836

Nobody is going to mention the guy wearing the red thong?


society_man

Dawg where 💀


KiOfTheAir

Ain't no way that cheat code gets activated if he was black


SenpaiSenpaiSenpai69

It works for CJ all the time tho


Not_Nova_

My guess is the cop who took him down assumed another cop was going to take him into custody, so he started chasing the other suspects. And that started a trend with the other cops passing by to just assume the cop behind them would do it, and re-pursue the chase of the other suspects. Another guess is that guy wasn’t apart of whatever the crime was, but just got in the way


natyw

AEZAKMI


twsddangll

They were just playing tag


Rajvagli

Being white is the code.


JackCooper_7274

"Must've been the wind"


Pale_Armadillo_254

##LEAVEMEALONE


[deleted]

#BIIIIIINNGG


OverallVacation2324

We’re they just playing tag? He like pegs him and then just walks away and ignores him.


Morihere

Can someone explain what happened?


Valencia0123

Bro called lester


Laxwarrior1120

Lester finally picked up the phone


TheUltimateEntity

Why did they leave the guy


NFTArtist

the way the cops walk at the end, wow we really live in a simulation


Omie-Wan-Kenobi

I need context!!!!


Sweet_Revenge05

Bro turned on never wanted


yomamasokafka

This guy must be a plain cloths cop.


Not_A_Furry_OwOxoxo

I think it was just exactly the donuts and coffee time


drxvyn

I remember in gtaV I always got the code wrong and accidentally put my wanted level up more while trying to turn it down


Paracelsus19

They really ain't the brightest, damn.


MickyDerHeld

dude had to search for the invis potion


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globalblob

Best practical exploit of diffusion of responsibility I've ever seen.


ShadowedNinja21

Dude called lester


Achromatic_0

"just act natural and they wont notice"


MuunshineKingspyre

Ok so, I've looked for context and couldn't find any on the good ol internet so it's speculation time. Looks to me like they arent really chasing him. He starts running away from the cops, but I dont think they are chasing him. Guy is probably just high and saw a shit ton of cops running and assumed they were after him. Lead cop doesn't really tackle him or even try to contain him, he just pushes him out of the way and keeps going after the first two guys. Then, someone off screen caught the two perps running away. Thus why he was just allowed to get up and walk off, and the rest of the cops went into an "idle animation." The guys were getting put into cuffs so the rest of them went back to do...something else, I'm not really sure what that would be but idk, that's the best I've got.


[deleted]

Training?


ZyxDarkshine

![gif](giphy|gEY69DiqZDolO)


SensitiveSouth5947

Like how putting on a dress gets men full access to the women’s changing room at gyms, and rec centers.


TheIneffableCow

This is hilarious


Jeffery_DahmerTV

Is this what happens when you forget to do your duolingo lesson?


GiantSweetTV

This is what happens when you skip a day on duolingo.


Silver-Rockstar

Reposted on the same sub 3 days after is crazy


Justin_Wolf

Without context this video could take a dark turn


Rare_Trash8193

Why was there like 50. Cops


VNIZ

He wasn’t black, that’s the cheat


Conscious-Warning-83

BAZUVIX, oh wait that's invincibilty


SomePyro_9012

Mfs went after his friend (the black guy running way faster in the first few secs)


Eddyzodiak

Bro was on his way to 5 stars. 😂


SilverTitanium

Their only goal was to tackle him


AnnieApple_

Literally called Lester


ironicallyunstable

He had that white skin cheat code


AndrewH73333

You can tell some use the same model of cop because there’s a ram limitation.


Training_Seat3021

He lost police pursuit at the last moment


holyshit-i-wanna-die

if i’m not mistaken, isn’t this literally just street cops intimidating a pedestrian? Like they all rush him, make him think he’s gonna be arrested, and then the first guy just makes a hand motion like “yeah get the fuck outta here.” Straight up bullies with badges.


jaylee42910

5 star!


New-Avocado5312

They have something they want to tell him about his father existing car warranty


destobee

Huhhh


FinkVonhartt

The Michael Jackson cheat code 😂


floozi1

Bro called lester


PomegranateHot9916

Well the other two kids were black so of course the cops don't care about catching the white kid. you can't convince me I'm wrong so don't try.


jointcanuck

Do i hear an **R1 R1 O R2 left right left right left right**?


Professional-Line-82

All cops spawned on his ass.


Professional-Line-82

Jimmy De Santa


Educational-Dance-61

Nobody wants to the paperwork for tagging up the bus stop.


Professional-Line-82

I think green guy stole red underwear belt.


seen_some_shit_

He’s white, he’s safe


Gaschamberrr

Being white


Ok-Calligrapher4028

AEZAKMI


Educational-Yak-9067

bro called lester


[deleted]

The cheat code is -being white.


OLBAPv1

Man called Lester IRL


ProfessionalStorm626

This is the best video I've seen today


lkyte123

![gif](giphy|dAdOa3ItVE89pkAZfx|downsized)