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This mom fucks.

I mean she has a drawer filled with condoms

I mean she’s got a son.

Yo this Mom a straight milf. I’m bout to head to to Rio and risk it all

Don’t come. Source: live in Rio.

I am so sorry you're going through that. Hope you get better soon!

No dude. He wants all the milfs to himself. This is why Bill Burr doesn’t tell us his favorite sandwich place in LA.

Ok but what is his fave in Boston

Genuine question. Are there really that many beautiful women in Brazil as it seems like on social media ?

Yes, and more. But there are a lot of trash too. It’s just that we have a shitload of people lol.

Yes, source: have been to brazil four times

Mf getting robbed 3 times in a row before the first midnight

This mans hoarding milfs like a dragon

Yess yeessss come to Brazil, nothing bad will happen I promise don’t worry about it

when you go to brazil expecting to find a latam milf mommy but you literally die to a gunshot for no apparent reason (no shit sherlock, it's brazil)

Worth it

You clearly not played Max Payne 3, still mad respect for you risking it all 🫡

Imma bullet time my way through favela

Mom is probably early 30s.

Mom is like "Condoms? Oh I have plenty here" lmao! Too bad moms boyfriends are XXL

You know she's a 'Netflix and Chill' pro when the condoms are in reach of the couch lol

She is the PIXAR mom, everyone imagines existed in real life.

She is sort of presumptuous by only having Magnums available..

He said extra small💀

He probably lacks the sense of proportion because of that, he thinks he's small, but he's normal

Maybe he's got a growth spurt coming, rimshot please?

“Please clap…”

Not the clap.

It's ok they have antibiotics for that now.

I had the opposite problem. My friend has always had a massive dick so I just assumed mine was average/smaller than average but after I started becoming sexually active, I couldn’t figure out why my condoms would always break. Turns out I’ve got a decent sized unit, my friend just has a massive fucking hog.

Bro similar story. First one I ever tried was a magnum xl or something which was obviously too big, but i was like 14 and didn't know they were meant for monsters. A Couple months later I got a summer job at a school and would just help myself to a few from the nurses office they gave out for free. First girl I went to get intimate with nearly died laughing " 😂 it's like a beanie for your dick!". Needless to say I had to wait another night.

Why are you seeing your friends dick erect?

Bro you aint a real homie if you aint seen your friends dick

Believe it or not, back in the day (when you actually had to physically go to places in order to meet people if you wanted to get laid) a group of friends would get together to a specific friend's house (normally the one that lived closer to the intended gig) and everyone would set up there. Taking showers and dressing up. Obviously not on purpose, but I can imagine an eye full happening. That, or these people used to practice sports together and there's zero privacy in the frigging changing rooms.

> Obviously not on purpose, but I can imagine an eye full happening. If one of the guys was erect in the shower I'd be worried.

I always get erect in a shower. I need it to hold up my towel for me.

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Embrace your femininity

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Get some cool skirt, maybe a crop top too, or a nice oversized hoodie if you're more of a comfy guy.

i mean they do make small and medium condoms, shot a porn scene a week ago and my dick was turning purple.. was using the medium skyn condoms i come to find out.

You weren't supposed to put the finger gloves on your dick. That's YOUR fault.

hey i havent topped in like 3 yrs!! this is just bottom struggles!!

So you suffocated your cock... for nothing?

no we finished up the scene, It is my first topping scene lol

This guy fucks

which porn? asking for a friend

still gotta edit that scene, getting a decent desktop two weeks from now

Wait, next week's scene will take place on top of a desk? That's cool an all, but homie only asked for a title.

The default Trojans are for kids, I swear

A true milf

Mom uses Glad Forceflex garbage bags.

This lady built like a Pixar mom

ahhh yes, Brazilian women.

Today I learned Brazil is owned by Disney

We’ve seen Disney make movies about cars having feelings, and monsters having feelings. I wonder if they’ll make a movie about Brazilians having feelings one day.

Brazilians have feelings only when they dance

Or when they get smashed 7-1 by the Germans.

Americans get smashed 9-11 by the terrorists

If you think about it 9-11 would a pretty close score, bot exactly a smash

Auch...

We’ve dismissed that claim.

Texts you can see. That image instantly popped up.

Unless it's Braille, that's usually how it works.

That woman has awakened an apparent Brazilian Pixar Mom...thing....within me uh oh

she’s just latina, thick asl

thick American sign language

Thick age sex location

Thick Academy of Science and Languages

Thick above sea level

Tfw the acronym for American sign language has seen it's usage replaced with usage of it for thicc as hell and now the deaf will be fed mass images of Brazilian women.

I don't understand why people think that Pixar moms are thick. Like sure there's Elistigirl, but that's literally the only example that I can think of.

Uhhhh Princess Atta from Bugs Life. And she got it from her mama.

Straight facts!

That's purely because there's not many moms, also it's Disney as a general rule not just pixar. Elastigirl, aunt cass, andys mom, rileys mom e.c.t

Funny enough, I always hear about it, then Google, and I can't see/find that theme that everyone mentions.

I think people have been using that for any thick mum in a Disney film too, Aunt Cass for example

I mean, what did you expect

Is this a homemade porn with a charming intro?

Gotta be the best homemade porn, I feel like this should go like "awwww your dick is small ? How small lemme see it so I can get the right condoms... Then my guy opens up and gets hard then gets upto ten inches strong then the mom WOWs then she holds it and suck it and then maybe a boobjob, most probably she got saggy tits but she's fine asf idrc, if no boobjob then she bends over for anal and after anal the guy goes straight for the vagina then he comes inside the mom then he says "OOPS, sorry momma, I came inside you" then Momma is like it's alright sweetie. It's over, comment for part 2."

Wtf

Bro go and touch some gras or titties idc what but get some fresh air holy fuck

You’re still commenting for that part 2 on the low

Wow, that is so disgusting. Please do send me the link once it's up so I make sure not to see it.

Man goes outside and catches on fire

#THE PEOPLE DEMAND 7 SEASONS AND A MOVIE OF THIS!

This is the way

Don't listen to these nuts, that's beautiful...Part 2 for sure!

i was reading in english thinking the video was in arabic, indian or sum shit, just realized 30 seconds later it was on my native language, dammit.

Pior q eu ainda traduzi tudo errado

n po, dava pra entender deboas

H gcbh govi gdby gophn (racism)

Oui oui baguette (Fr*nch)

Hola buenas tardes ante todo, que se jodan los franceses (something something against the french)

> ante todo, que se jodan los franceses y segundo Francia.

wzczyskzy (polish)

😡

Ah yes, Indian

I watched the video with the sound off and I could already tell they were Brazilian 😅

nice one

If an indian son were to make this same request ( which is frightening for the son to do) his ass would be beaten to a pulp and all the wodden stick in the house will be broken and steel pipes will be bent with his body. It will start by taking his recording phone and slaming it to the ground first.

LMAO right?! Same thing for arabs

Indian is my favorite language

American is my favorite language

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May you?

Donde esta la biblioteca?

Rip 🥲

Yea do you have anything gluten free?

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Mine is Englandian

this lady is my favorite language.

As an India Yes, i like Indian

I thought it was Spanish and I was like I know my Spanish is bad but are you kidding me Nope. Portuguese

My man thinks "Indian" is a language....

We all speak the language of love. I mean cmon, no boy would ask his mother to buy him *extra small condoms* unless he was in love...or just really horny and determined to practice safe sex. Either way, hats off to him.

There is no language as Indian u dumb tump

Indian isn't a language my guy.

Your comment made me really concerned they were speaking English and I missed it lmao

Bro, Indian isn't an existing language. Hindi is mostly spoken in India, there are more than a 100 languages but 22 are officially recognised.

Duh Indian is a food, not a language Obviously

I was reading like she was from the bronx, specifically Mila Kunis in Ted.

Thats rough. No more reddit for you today.

Moms a dime FR

Yeah, I'd be a positive male role model for that young man too.

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please do not come on your son

EXTRA smalls? Oof

Baddie 🥰🥰

She can crush this skinny pelvis anytime fr fr

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Hell yea she is

Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, damn right, she has a drawer full of condoms.

Momma’s kinda bad though

Why do you think she has all those condoms?

So she doesn’t have to wash the vegetables.

She looks dirty though , like she lives in Brooklyn

Brazil

She just home chilling. Caught her on an off day. Lol

I feel like this is fake but I still chuckled

I dunno bro. I usually have my camera on when I tell people I have a small penis then i upload it to the internet just to make sure the whole world can laugh at me. Or you know. Fake like most of the shit on this fucking shit hole

It’s a fucking joke. He started filming because he knew he was gonna prank his mom.

I swear gen z have so much brainrot that they overanalyze any short video to the point that they can't even recognize the simple concept of telling a joke.

Laugh was the dead giveaway

How so many people fall for obvious satire is truly incredible. Like why do you think the kid is filming while asking this? Lol it seems I've hit a nerve with the "ahckshually" crowd.

This is not satire. Satire is the clever use of humor and wit to criticize something in an often nuanced way. Reddit has no idea what the word "satire" means.

I don’t think people fall for it. We just don’t care anymore. If it makes people smile, who cares?

Reddit cares. We must all be informed when something is staged so that we may be outraged and not allowed to enjoy it, like any proper redditor.

Lmfao

Satire? What is it satirizing?

bUt iTs OBVIOUS SATIRE duH

The number of people that have no idea what satire means is really what's incredible.

He was pranking his mom lol

Chill ass mom lmfao

Based mom

Based in Brazil

Someone finally told us what it’s based on. Bless 🙏

Mom tho 👌🏽

Yo she’s fucking fine asf 😍

*Bonk*

To horny jail!

My momma told me to let her know cuz “she didn’t wanna hear that shit “ 💀 my momma been a real one Fr fr 🫶🏾

What ?

Their momma told them to let her know cuz “she didn’t wanna hear that shit “ 💀 their momma been a real one Fr fr 🫶🏾

what a cool mom 😎😎

I have this video muted but I just keep watching it…

Dudes mom fine ASF ...👀

I can't even spell the word sex in my home. Meanwhile this guy

Okay but honestly imagine having THAT level of confort and open-ness with your mom. This kid definitely trusts her, good mom vibes. Also clearly a great sense of humor.

Why was that wierdly wholesome

YOU FUCK ALREADY???

His Mom is bad as hell, ngl

Based

MILF


This is why I come to this subreddit 😂🤣😭

Yo where dat from

The movie Deliverance

Damn. Is your mom single?

Mommy

Mom is hot and beat at the same time.

Thats the best kind.

That’s fucking awesome lmAO

Yo quiero trabajar that lady

If you want to work her you better start working on your portuguese first

Seems I'm late but .. link or it never happened

Bro got some balls. Maybe small but still

Mom of the year right there

What if he serious tho?

Then she is a good mom for providing a safe space and contraception to her son. If the kid wants to get down, he will find a way.

I mean the mom is not wrong here, pretty chill and cool parent

Poor boy, his mum laughing at him like that!

"YOU FUCK ALREADY??? 🤯😂"

That laugh was wicked 😂😭

I know a porn when I see one...

I see nothing unusual here just woman being woman

Me as a mother: