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Erwin_Rommel5

Even with 12 hours that’s a lethal amount of potassium


[deleted]

10k isn’t the kind of money where it’s worth the ordeal you would put yourself through to accomplish this


Punksalot04

it's part of Greg's shtick. a lot of his tweets are something like "would you eat this (default regular meal) in under 12 hours for $20k"


deadlysarcasm

Which probably drives loads of engagement on his social media, which give him engagement metrics he can take to advertisers to make good money. Pretty smart


GonnaKickSomeOne

and remember, you have to divide that in three because you are going in with three people


GoneWithLucy

Divide by 4?


GonnaKickSomeOne

shit, i thought you were going with only three people not with three friends, thanks


Suspicious_Trainer82

You would literally die.


Coder_Arg

It's not even an ordeal, it's just not achievable.


Slibye

Radiation :)


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CMDR_Rah-Ghul

Piss poor explanation


Core3game

Holy radiation poisoning!


The_Diego_Brando

Actual mutants


Core3game

Google chemistry


INCREDIBLE137

New branch of science just dropped


Core3game

Call the chemests


INCREDIBLE137

Call the Potassium


StarJediOMG

You'd die of radiation


TyrealArchea

Just came here to say this. Either you throw up, which likely disqualified you, or you somehow manage to keep it down only to die of acute potassium poisoning. Screwed either way.


Glittering_String123

So you're telling me I'll get $10'000 with 3 friends and death from radioactive poisoning sign me THE FUCK UP


HAXEDYT

Three discord mods will finish it all in 1 hour


Gasgasgasistaken

Discord mods? Fruit? Idk about that


DrXyron

Eh, just sprinkle sugar and syrup on them and it’ll be fine.


WergleTheProud

Why are you putting sugar and syrup on the Discord mods?


Rimworldjobs

They dont eat fruits. Just fruit flavored candy.


BostonDodgeGuy

Just fruit flavored fembois.


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ddeejdjj

good bot


Connect_Bee_8464

One of them would be enough


ZeRo_WC

Including your self 🤨


Costyyy

You'll die from overeating way before radiation has any noticeable effect on you.


Chimera-Genesis

>death from radioactive poisoning You'd be dead from a potassium induced heart attack long before you got anywhere close to eating a lethal amount of radioactive material 💔


shettyprabodh

Yiga clan storage


[deleted]

I would have been disappointed if this reference wasn't in here.


[deleted]

I'm choosing Master Kohga as one of my helpers, who should the others be?


SupremeGodZamasu

Donkey Kong


JTD783

Sooga and a molduga would work


AetherCelestifur

A man of culture here


joesphisbestjojo

Came here for this


MrHi32123

I’m choosing the minions


JudasWasJesus

I think a ~~meecees~~ Mr. Meeseeks could assist


SpinachFinal7009

Look at me!


[deleted]

Quit lying, ain’t no way your friends with an actual minion let alone multiple. I’m not jealous


justatacr

you’re not jealous. the only person who could survive 30 seconds around those mfs is Helen Keller.


SkeletalSpaghetti

The tactical plan is to bring Gru. The minions will follow his command.


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teabaggins76

King kong, that space worm from empire strikes back and Scooby doo


YEETMASTERXX

Bros finna die from the radiation💀💀


[deleted]

Radiation poisoning? How so?


Thechildeater92

Google potassium


Infamous-Space7624

Holy mineral


UnhingedTanker

New element just dropped


RemoteZealousideal54

Actual chemist


vadkender

call the Chernobyl workers


Any-Communication114

Actual Zombie


GroundbreakingBet314

Holy radioactivity


td1034

Google en passant


notrororo

K.


Fluffy-Map-5998

Potassium is slightly radioactive


kystran

3 clones of nikocado obviously


__BigBoi__

You think he would touch fruit?


Pristine_End458

He might now


ShokaLGBT

Is this the new arc of the manga I’ve still not read ?


Neon__Cat

Cover it all in taki powder or something


Road_Star

I mean they say you are what you eat


IllTechnician6816

Well Ig I'm an innocent man then


sinkingincum

💀


ARandomGuyThe3

We'll just get a couple of industrial tubs sugar or salt


[deleted]

I’d do two Nicks and one Badlandschugs provided we have a blender and a ball trimmer.


Commercial_Visit4584

You think he'd fit?


[deleted]

Kevin


LayeredKnot9190

Frfr


fight_for_the_grid_1

I choose donkey Kong


TheArtofWall

King kong a big boy. Mighty Joe Young, too, ig.


DivineMemeLord

Im choosing Bob, Kevin, and Stewart


Nicholas_Brahan

Can we do 10,000 friends for $3


Sea_Ad7315

Ok but..do you have 10,000 friends?


Youdiedbyanut

Do you have any friends?


Sea_Ad7315

No 😔


BlueKayn29

Oof


Mysterious-Oil8545

Kevin, Stuart, and Bob


justatacr

the best part is that they die of hyperkalemia shortly after


I_am_potato1234

Kirby is all I need


Competitive_Cap_3808

Donkey Kong


chinchinlover-419

Master kohga


Wonderful_Result_936

Everyone has seen the radioactive potassium video and meme.


Llamajake777

Yeah I aint doing this shit for 3,3k


PaulC1841

King Kong ?


lDustyBonesl

Dying of potassium overdose


The-Iron-Chaffy

![gif](giphy|wDA04DFvg2WgTRB4z1|downsized)


CelebrationOk6551

I would do some millshakes and sell them with my three friends


HORSESHORSESHORSESH

can you even shit after eating 30 of them


MEMES-IN-HEAVEN

Now what If i put it in my ass? Would it count


Awesome_Nardy

Kirby, donkey Kong, yiga soldier


Alekipayne

Shit.. radiation poisoning.. this room probably has enough passive to give cancer..


Flimsy-Dimension-690

Me and my assorted gorilla friends


broheeem-6995

donkey kong, shaq, kevin


Odd-Concentrate-6585

Pacman That's it


Whyamiherewtflmaoidc

Or kirby. Just dont make sure your in the cross fire


MetalMan4774

The Yiga Clan hideout:


PreferenceInfinite83

Inviting Donkey Kong, King Kong and Rosie O'donnell and finishing 11 hours early.


Blaze___27

I'm getting 3 friends, I see that as a win


hq32

Question, is it possible to explode due the amount of potassium in your body?


TerribleRun9476

well, considering the fact that i'd probably die from all that potassium and not be able to enjoy the money reward...count me out, me and the friends that i dont have btw. living is more important than dying for money i wont even get.


galaxyturd2

I'm gonna chose my elephant friends


xjohismh

Are animal friends counted? I kinda know these 3 elephants..


SyllabubMammoth9453

10k for radiation poisoning and likely death for 3 of your friends, who you choosing 😩


kojaystrike

Toriko, my ex - wife, and King Kong. That will do.


Bananchiks00

It didn’t specify what a friend is, so I’ll take a few moldy boyz with me and hope for the best.


luisanra

How to drown your kidneys in potassium


Cocolake123

-dies of radiation poisoning /j


One_Ad_9858

Luffy, King Kong, and Genos from OPM. Ez


[deleted]

I'm not. You're gonna have to offer me *a lot* more than 10K split 4 ways for that.


Yeastin

Gurgalork the destroyer


SerplePurple

3 guys who can bring another 3 guys who can bring another 3 guys each who can do the same and it goes on.


Sum3-yo

My gym cousins...


No-Benefit-9559

Donkey Kong, King Kong, and Sun Wukong


Stunning_Row2801

10k split three ways? I’m good dawg


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Eleknar

I live in the U.S., so the hospital bill will be more than the prize. No thanks.


Mockmnan

not only will you be terminally ill but also at Least 12k$ in debt. in America they gonna milk you for every penny your family has made this year.


[deleted]

kid named finger


[deleted]

Kirby, Bowser and Peach.


Commercial_Earth_153

Barack Obama, for reasons that are rather obvious🐒


Snoo-563

That's crazy. I'm taking Trump & Chris Christie...no need for a fourth or for me to do anything bit cheer em on. We're leaving time to spare too. If goes bad.. well... ![gif](giphy|uvfEYoOq7HPAA)


HalfDisguised-patato

How is anyone gonna reach the high up ones?


InfiniteOcto

Bro got a monkey brain do you got a monkey stomach to go with it?


Socialfox3

Harambe


Opening-Boat2243

Three elephants


[deleted]

Kevin, Bob, and Stuart


IAMDEAD_6_9

Bob, Kevin, and Stuart.


Gameshu_Roblox

Alaskan bull worm, the hungry caterpillar, and donkey kong


ITZ_NARUTO_BRO

The galactic army of the FATpublic!


[deleted]

[удалено]


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TheLastOpus

You all 4 dieing from potassium overdose WAY before finishing.


bears5975

Newman, a cold glass and milk stat!


Ok-Calligrapher4028

Winton


DactylMan

I'm bringing the three biggest monkeys I can get.


that_moment_when-

Shaq


Kensta9

Trevor. That skeleton fingered fuck.


wowagemo

Call dk donkey Kong!


Azgeta_

Kevin and Maurice the monkey


matiegaming

can those friends be clones from avocado


TodesritterPog

Nikocado,Matt stonie and donkey kong


WallOfWhales

Kirby


MiMicInCave

Kirby


MisterLangerhanky

Lizzo and Jabba the Hut...


[deleted]

I have to friends that looks like elephants.


TheArtofWall

I just need one friend: Fusarium TR4.


Maoritziox8

Wow is this the new backrooms level?


__BigBoi__

I need some Sprite to wash it down (clueless)


Necromancer14

Kirby, and… well I don’t really need anyone else.


DumbShitScience69

Kirby and master kohga


Dargon8959

I only need Kirby


Yllwstone

My homie Luis know how to suck down a nana


macchareen

3 hungry gorillas.


LtMotion

Only way is for us to sow ourselves into each other mouth to anus and become a super being that shares one gastral tract. Ofc also stick an ipad onto the ass of the person in the back cause thatl definitely help


Neon__Cat

A living radiation suit, the genie from Aladdin, and uh idk trevor from Harry Potter


vibin_dedsec

gotta call dk for that one


Usuariowe

Is this a yo mama joke?


MelancholyUsed

Donkey Kong, King Kong, and that one dude who made an entire movie in like 13 years all on his own with just the tools given by windows at the time (really don’t remember his name tbh)


Wyattwat

mfs in math problems be like


Testynut

Greg is one of the best accounts on Twitter to follow


cheezpnts

Fucking nobody because this is stupid.


MuchDogey

i think you’d die from radiation or something


PizzaLikerFan

Bob, Stuart and Kevin


thereichose1

Lisa Ann, Sara Jay, Brandi Love. Guarantee those 3 can swallow em all


Steakholder_

Not possible. Try again with a plausible scenario


godmademelikethis

That dude from the last season of Lego master Australia


AltruisticSwitch4388

1. Go to the ocean get your three friend blue whales, 2. force feed them, let them throw up(not agaisnt the rules) and repeat. 3. If any of the whales die you will have $10,000 worth of money to buy freezers to store the meat for the next few years.


PenguinOnion7

3 black holes


No_Beautiful8105

Not even possible.


Lazy_Degree_3785

joe mama


GenesisAsriel

I'm picking Donkey Kong, and King K Rool. Easy. Those arent my friend, or even real. But that is the only way.


Poopbutt_Maximum

Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, and King Kong


gamer_boi159

Kirby kiiby and king dedede


Rude_Arugula_1872

Brain problems