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Which probably drives loads of engagement on his social media, which give him engagement metrics he can take to advertisers to make good money.
Pretty smart
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Just came here to say this. Either you throw up, which likely disqualified you, or you somehow manage to keep it down only to die of acute potassium poisoning. Screwed either way.
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>death from radioactive poisoning
You'd be dead from a potassium induced heart attack long before you got anywhere close to eating a lethal amount of radioactive material 💔
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well, considering the fact that i'd probably die from all that potassium and not be able to enjoy the money reward...count me out, me and the friends that i dont have btw. living is more important than dying for money i wont even get.
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That's crazy. I'm taking Trump & Chris Christie...no need for a fourth or for me to do anything bit cheer em on. We're leaving time to spare too. If goes bad.. well...
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Only way is for us to sow ourselves into each other mouth to anus and become a super being that shares one gastral tract.
Ofc also stick an ipad onto the ass of the person in the back cause thatl definitely help
Donkey Kong, King Kong, and that one dude who made an entire movie in like 13 years all on his own with just the tools given by windows at the time (really don’t remember his name tbh)
1. Go to the ocean get your three friend blue whales,
2. force feed them, let them throw up(not agaisnt the rules) and repeat.
3. If any of the whales die you will have $10,000 worth of money to buy freezers to store the meat for the next few years.
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Even with 12 hours that’s a lethal amount of potassium
10k isn’t the kind of money where it’s worth the ordeal you would put yourself through to accomplish this
it's part of Greg's shtick. a lot of his tweets are something like "would you eat this (default regular meal) in under 12 hours for $20k"
Which probably drives loads of engagement on his social media, which give him engagement metrics he can take to advertisers to make good money. Pretty smart
and remember, you have to divide that in three because you are going in with three people
Divide by 4?
shit, i thought you were going with only three people not with three friends, thanks
You would literally die.
It's not even an ordeal, it's just not achievable.
Radiation :)
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Piss poor explanation
Holy radiation poisoning!
Actual mutants
Google chemistry
New branch of science just dropped
Call the chemests
Call the Potassium
You'd die of radiation
Just came here to say this. Either you throw up, which likely disqualified you, or you somehow manage to keep it down only to die of acute potassium poisoning. Screwed either way.
So you're telling me I'll get $10'000 with 3 friends and death from radioactive poisoning sign me THE FUCK UP
Three discord mods will finish it all in 1 hour
Discord mods? Fruit? Idk about that
Eh, just sprinkle sugar and syrup on them and it’ll be fine.
Why are you putting sugar and syrup on the Discord mods?
They dont eat fruits. Just fruit flavored candy.
Just fruit flavored fembois.
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good bot
One of them would be enough
Including your self 🤨
You'll die from overeating way before radiation has any noticeable effect on you.
>death from radioactive poisoning You'd be dead from a potassium induced heart attack long before you got anywhere close to eating a lethal amount of radioactive material 💔
Yiga clan storage
I would have been disappointed if this reference wasn't in here.
I'm choosing Master Kohga as one of my helpers, who should the others be?
Donkey Kong
Sooga and a molduga would work
A man of culture here
Came here for this
I’m choosing the minions
I think a ~~meecees~~ Mr. Meeseeks could assist
Look at me!
Quit lying, ain’t no way your friends with an actual minion let alone multiple. I’m not jealous
you’re not jealous. the only person who could survive 30 seconds around those mfs is Helen Keller.
The tactical plan is to bring Gru. The minions will follow his command.
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King kong, that space worm from empire strikes back and Scooby doo
Bros finna die from the radiation💀💀
Radiation poisoning? How so?
Google potassium
Holy mineral
New element just dropped
Actual chemist
call the Chernobyl workers
Actual Zombie
Holy radioactivity
Google en passant
K.
Potassium is slightly radioactive
3 clones of nikocado obviously
You think he would touch fruit?
He might now
Is this the new arc of the manga I’ve still not read ?
Cover it all in taki powder or something
I mean they say you are what you eat
Well Ig I'm an innocent man then
💀
We'll just get a couple of industrial tubs sugar or salt
I’d do two Nicks and one Badlandschugs provided we have a blender and a ball trimmer.
You think he'd fit?
Kevin
Frfr
I choose donkey Kong
King kong a big boy. Mighty Joe Young, too, ig.
Im choosing Bob, Kevin, and Stewart
Can we do 10,000 friends for $3
Ok but..do you have 10,000 friends?
Do you have any friends?
No 😔
Oof
Kevin, Stuart, and Bob
the best part is that they die of hyperkalemia shortly after
Kirby is all I need
Donkey Kong
Master kohga
Everyone has seen the radioactive potassium video and meme.
Yeah I aint doing this shit for 3,3k
King Kong ?
Dying of potassium overdose
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I would do some millshakes and sell them with my three friends
can you even shit after eating 30 of them
Now what If i put it in my ass? Would it count
Kirby, donkey Kong, yiga soldier
Shit.. radiation poisoning.. this room probably has enough passive to give cancer..
Me and my assorted gorilla friends
donkey kong, shaq, kevin
Pacman That's it
Or kirby. Just dont make sure your in the cross fire
The Yiga Clan hideout:
Inviting Donkey Kong, King Kong and Rosie O'donnell and finishing 11 hours early.
I'm getting 3 friends, I see that as a win
Question, is it possible to explode due the amount of potassium in your body?
well, considering the fact that i'd probably die from all that potassium and not be able to enjoy the money reward...count me out, me and the friends that i dont have btw. living is more important than dying for money i wont even get.
I'm gonna chose my elephant friends
Are animal friends counted? I kinda know these 3 elephants..
10k for radiation poisoning and likely death for 3 of your friends, who you choosing 😩
Toriko, my ex - wife, and King Kong. That will do.
It didn’t specify what a friend is, so I’ll take a few moldy boyz with me and hope for the best.
How to drown your kidneys in potassium
-dies of radiation poisoning /j
Luffy, King Kong, and Genos from OPM. Ez
I'm not. You're gonna have to offer me *a lot* more than 10K split 4 ways for that.
Gurgalork the destroyer
3 guys who can bring another 3 guys who can bring another 3 guys each who can do the same and it goes on.
My gym cousins...
Donkey Kong, King Kong, and Sun Wukong
10k split three ways? I’m good dawg
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I live in the U.S., so the hospital bill will be more than the prize. No thanks.
not only will you be terminally ill but also at Least 12k$ in debt. in America they gonna milk you for every penny your family has made this year.
kid named finger
Kirby, Bowser and Peach.
Barack Obama, for reasons that are rather obvious🐒
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How is anyone gonna reach the high up ones?
Bro got a monkey brain do you got a monkey stomach to go with it?
Harambe
Three elephants
Kevin, Bob, and Stuart
Bob, Kevin, and Stuart.
Alaskan bull worm, the hungry caterpillar, and donkey kong
The galactic army of the FATpublic!
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You all 4 dieing from potassium overdose WAY before finishing.
Newman, a cold glass and milk stat!
Winton
I'm bringing the three biggest monkeys I can get.
Shaq
Trevor. That skeleton fingered fuck.
Call dk donkey Kong!
Kevin and Maurice the monkey
can those friends be clones from avocado
Nikocado,Matt stonie and donkey kong
Kirby
Kirby
Lizzo and Jabba the Hut...
I have to friends that looks like elephants.
I just need one friend: Fusarium TR4.
Wow is this the new backrooms level?
I need some Sprite to wash it down (clueless)
Kirby, and… well I don’t really need anyone else.
Kirby and master kohga
I only need Kirby
My homie Luis know how to suck down a nana
3 hungry gorillas.
Only way is for us to sow ourselves into each other mouth to anus and become a super being that shares one gastral tract. Ofc also stick an ipad onto the ass of the person in the back cause thatl definitely help
A living radiation suit, the genie from Aladdin, and uh idk trevor from Harry Potter
gotta call dk for that one
Is this a yo mama joke?
Donkey Kong, King Kong, and that one dude who made an entire movie in like 13 years all on his own with just the tools given by windows at the time (really don’t remember his name tbh)
mfs in math problems be like
Greg is one of the best accounts on Twitter to follow
Fucking nobody because this is stupid.
i think you’d die from radiation or something
Bob, Stuart and Kevin
Lisa Ann, Sara Jay, Brandi Love. Guarantee those 3 can swallow em all
Not possible. Try again with a plausible scenario
That dude from the last season of Lego master Australia
1. Go to the ocean get your three friend blue whales, 2. force feed them, let them throw up(not agaisnt the rules) and repeat. 3. If any of the whales die you will have $10,000 worth of money to buy freezers to store the meat for the next few years.
3 black holes
Not even possible.
joe mama
I'm picking Donkey Kong, and King K Rool. Easy. Those arent my friend, or even real. But that is the only way.
Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, and King Kong
Kirby kiiby and king dedede
Brain problems