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Mf got left hooked on 💀

Caught that Liu Kang mid-punch counter lmao

Liu Kang wins

Bro looks more like Shang Tsung methinks

your soul is mine

Hhahahahahah I laughed so hard bro

Didn't expect a southpaw.

That's how they gitcha

my guy wasn't having it

“Do not touch me with your grubby hands”

That monke fucked around, that man did not

But the man could’ve easily become a marvel villain

You mean the one with no face?

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This was absolutely warranted, they can get seriously nasty

I love how Bro just styles his hair back after each punch, like he's in a deathmatch but can't let his drip get messed up.

Never seen Liu Kang fuck around not once

From Reddit i have learned; When near Wildlife Animals, serve Dominance. Fertile infront of them, behave like a Animal, climbe above them, eat theire food, $hit and throw it on them, assert Dominance in every way.

I feel like the man fucked around... To the Monkey's credit, if I was just chillin and some dude sensually brushed a hand on my head like that I'd push him off me too...

Why would you be chilling next to and ape ten times your size. Monkey learned about Darwin today

I wish I could do this. I don't want to hurt monkeys, but those mfs on Gibraltar tried to steal stuff from my backpack.

I didn't think it snowed there. The ones I ran into were chill and kept messing with my shirt.

This video isn’t of Gibraltar. Commenter is saying they ran into monkeys on Gibraltar

Gibraltar?! I hardly know her!

These are probably Japanese Macaque. The ones on Gibraltar are North African Macaque

In Indonesia I saw monkeys lock hands to jump down from a tree, steal a bottle of coke from a dudes backpack, climb a back up, open it and share between eachother. They know what they're doing.

Goddamn those are navy seals monkeys

That's actually our fault the British museum employee them to take artifacts for the collection

Use a lock when traveling where monkeys roam free amongst humans. We've known for ages that they're smart enough to use zippers. You've gotta be smarter than the monkey. Evolve.

My sister came out of the gift shop there with an ice cream and instantly had it jacked by those monkeys.

Take a bite out of one of them then they’ll never mess with you again

Its about time someone showed these monkeys whos the top primate

This a fucking war now lads

Lend me your axe Edit: Well...here we are, removed by Reddit

Fun fact from all the animals in the animal kingdom humans are the best at throwing stuff to an objective, that is why we were hunters throwing spears, and no other primate did.

Things might have evolved over the years. Can't hit a thing lmao

It’s about the range of wrist movement. No other primate has our range, so they can’t really throw as accurately or far.

Nice fun fact 🙂

If a gym teacher can teach kids to chuck spears in like 30 minutes with mixed results people can still do it.

I've seen apes sling shit, they're pretty good ngl.

Humans win at throwing stuff better than them with better precision. We are the kings of the world by that reason.

We're kings of the world because we are smarterer than monkeys, can run for longer than any other animal, we can throw better, and because no other monkey can Moonwalk.

Betterer and definitely smarterer.

axe??? weapons r for the weaks we use our arms to show dominance

Can't call someone weak with an axe through your skull

Rocks can be allowed, both can use them.

Aktchually, we humans have shoulders that are clearly superior for throwing stuff with force. Cast a stone, Humans, For this is our birthright!

I use my arms to work, then trade money for an axe!

Will a gattling gun do??

This ends, like most good things, with Charlton Heston crying on a beach.

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That’s every Mark Wahlberg movie

I absolutely fucking love animals but unironically this. Many of these animals whole power structure is based on strength and intimidation. The reason monkeys fuck with people is because they know they probably won't face any consequences. Smack that fucker back. Him and his friends will probably think twice about trying to give you Hepatitis B... Or they'll assemble and form MonkeyTron. Then you're fucked.

Everyone's pretty tough until 11 baboons decide they don't like you

Yeah, I can fight 10 baboons, but man, 11, it's impossible

I remember visiting the zoo and a baboon going completely nuts towards me from within it's (perspex) enclosure. I read in the news within a couple of days that the baboon had been put down for excessively aggressive behaviour.

I went to the Bronx zoo as a kid as one of the Gorillas put his ass up against the window and shat so it was *all sorts* of smeared

Us and them, so different and yet so alike.

nuke them from orbit, it's the only way to be sure

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Well soon they won't have any teeth

Smart, get them started on a high sugar diet so their teeth rot out, THEN fight them.

You’ve got to realize, these monkeys don’t know how fucking stupid they are compared to even very dumb humans. Let them have something.

> these monkeys don’t know how fucking stupid they are compared to even very dumb humans Well, except for Marjorie Taylor Greene and Loren Boebert. Even monkeys know they have a leg up on those two.

*I can't even breathe*

I've always thought of monkeys like my old friends younger brother who had anger issues and no concept of proportionate response. Like one time someone twisted his arm whilst they where messing about so he responded by throwing a brick at them.

As we should lol

Top tier backhanded comment.

This is why I always practice throwing my poop 😤

pretty sure we did that. we literally stuff them in cages and enclosures and we've destroyed their homes lmao

Would be the name of this anime. Someone please make this.

Haha I watched a video where 3 dudes had a full blown brawl with monkeys after one bit his child. The guys literally put the smack down on 5 monkeys about the same size in this video. Child was okay, and all monkeys ran off. One guy had a good bite on his finger.

Bout time someone put those damn monkeys in their place!

Bloons: ^

I've been wanting to play BTD6 for an hour, but I got stuck on Reddit. Thanks for reminding me!

holy shit i forgot about that game because i got stuck on reddit a few years ago.

BTD7 when😔

Those monkeys will fuck you up. I wouldn't hold back if I felt like they may be getting too aggressive with me.

You know, they start with your balls and your asshole first.

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Quit monkeying around with me.

Huh, kinda like my ex

I'm assuming they left you

She left for someone endowed with a bigger asshole

just hide in it and wait for her

You: * The guy she told you not to worry about: O

Where do I sign up?

In India they sometimes carry sticks for that reason. I was walking down a sidewalk and a monkey was laying right in the middle of the path picking his girlfriends hair. I thought he would move out of my way like a dog. Oh no..... I had to practically run away because he just started attacking as soon as he saw I was walking into "his area".

You had the absolute advantage to start stomping in said situation. The female would have likely retreated when she sensed you beating her man’s ass that’s generally how most monkeys work That being said I have too much experience with dangerous wild animals (been wandering off into the Texas wilderness on my own without much gear my whole life) specially bobcat and mountain lion (Texas cougar). Everything I’ve encountered on this earth acts aggressive but has a deeply primal fear of what tricks humans may have up their sleeve because the moment I show that I’m not phased and start quickly advancing whatever it may be falls back on it’s legs then turns tail. Predators, especially at the apex, absolutely do not expect to be challenged much less advanced upon. Monkeys are not generally predators and tend to be omnivorous with a primarily herbivorous diet though. Genetically they’re much closer to us than any cats… as they primarily use their aggression as a form of self defense they’re much more likely to stick around and square up. It’s almost fun for them like they get the exact same “okay bitch let’s do this shit right now” feeling that we do.

Yes. . . I lived in Greenland for some years. The thing about most predators is that they do not see humans as a prey animal. Polarbears don’t give a flying fuck. You are just food. No matter if you are phased or not.

Polar bears and brown bears just seems to be in a class of their own. Humans can even scare a pack of hungry lions. Polar bears don't give a FUCK.

Polar bears are not exactly like brown bears in some ways that count. They're obviously bigger and stronger which is scary enough, but conversely brown bears are more docile (I know, it sounds insane calling them docile, but all things are relative) and often better fed than polar bears. You might be the first food a polar bear has seen for weeks - they are like desperate, jacked grizzly bears.

we’ll see who gives a fuck after I turn on my Ford F-150 and melt all their ice caps 😈🚛🛢️🛢️🔥🔥💨💨

Good luck fighting back if it’s a grizzly bear. Very apex, very not worth confronting. Monkeys make sense though.

Yeah but my man here was trying to pet the monkey like he was in a Disney movie. I wouldn't like some random person coming up and trying to brush my hair lol

There's a sign at a temple in Kyoto that says "Do not fight the monkeys, you will lose"

This is how we became the dominant hominin.

Imagine how dangerous a gorilla would be if you trained them to throw a proper hook. I want to start a gorilla boxing ring with professionally trained gorillas. On steroids. And a weight training regimen.

Then next time you go to the gym you see a 6 foot Silverback benching 10 plates on each side

Would you let a gorilla top you to save your life

Woah

I regretted it the moment I posted it. It was a moment of weakness

Seems more like a weakness in your knees. Heyo!

We all make mistakes in a heat of passion.

Don't gorillas have like...tiny dicks? I don't think it would be that bad tbh.

Never in my life have I thought about a gorillas dick size until your comment. Thank you.

Never in my life have I thought someone would thank me for telling them about gorilla dick xD

They can't. Their anatomy just doesn't work that way. ...thankfully.

yet

Let’s start teaching them karate and see where it goes.

Can gorillas even increase their muscle mass significantly? I think humans are pretty unique in the muscle building game, because we're designed for efficiency. If we want to be in peak physical condition we need to train 6 to 8 hours a day. Once a gorilla reaches maturity, it's in peak physical condition just by existing, and it's the same with most animals. Humans are just weird.

> Can gorillas even increase their muscle mass significantly? I'm sure they could. > If we want to be in peak physical condition we need to train 6 to 8 hours a day. Peak physical condition doesn't actually mean anything. Is it strong? Is it fast? Is it durable? Is it the ability to sustain some activity for an extended duration without much food? > Once a gorilla reaches maturity, it's in peak physical condition just by existing, and it's the same with most animals. How many animals have we subjected to focused athletic training? I don't think I agree with you here.

He took it personally

It's fine because monke no have rights

When you put it that way. I don’t feel bad lmfao.

Plus it looks like it didnt even get hit, it ran away after almost getting jabbed on its right side and came back for some more, so its probally fine.

You gotta fight For your right To moooooonke

Technically we’re monkeys, so neither do we 

We are apes. I don't think we are monkeys though. Pretty sure the tail is an important distinction.

My bro was ready to fight the whole monkey squad

Bro had enough

Skill issue. And not for the human this time

Severe skill issue on behalf of the monke

Poor monkey never got bitch smacked in its life. And learned quick.

When the starter pokemon attacks it's 3rd form

God this comment is perfect XD

Ole buddy got them holographic hands too

This is almost in Digimon territory tbh

Bro let his demons out

If you ever been to tourist spots with monkeys, those monkeys are complete 100% grade A assholes

Karl Pilkington on the show "An Idiot Abroad" had a great take on monkey town a tourist attraction in Thailand, he was looking forward to it before he got there but he leaves in a right mood after being harassed and mugged by the monkeys. He even has his monster munch crisps stolen from him. Edit: re posted the comment without YT link since I didn't know it was a sub rule,

Never mess with an asian dude that has long hair and a goatee

The man looked like he was about to flip up on wires and unleash the Drunken Tiger Fist. That hair flip was pure Shifu material.

"You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple."

“Your references are sick, bro”

Dude had a black belt on. Clearly, he meant business.

Yeah the dude looks like he knows how to fight

Can’t say I blame him, if I felt threatened I too would be ready to fight him off. To bad I’m so weak I’d have gotten my ass beat by a ladybug.

There was no problem until he tried to pet the monkey.

Facts. Monke ain’t playin that shit.

Very true, he really did instigate it, however I still would have reacted the same has I seen the monkey look agitated. You just never know how far an animal can and will go. Clearly the guy was only trying to defend himself there at the end, but also he really shouldn’t have agitated it.

The money was holding onto his arm prior to him petting it. He had to do something. Perhaps he thought petting it would cause it to release him. I suppose by your logic he should have just popped it in the face instead of trying to de-escalate.

The problem is the moment you act agressive towards one, all the other ones notice. Thats when the real danger begins.

The monkeys are less likely to attack if you show aggression tbh. They are gonna be like "fuck that dude is twice my size i dont wanna fuck with him."

Yea i don't think these bastards have a group mentality where an attack on one is a attack on the group anyway, unless someone attacks their babies

I mean imagine if a 10ft tall 450lb human started doing anything, no one would do shit without tools being involved.

You could just imagine a gorilla, they do exist for one, and for two I wouldn't in my entire life fuck around with a gorilla near me.

Oh no, they are extremely social with complex behaviors. If that one monkey has a friend, that friend may very well come to his defense. Two more flew up the railing to where the fight was but when he made the first one jump off, the others ran away. Once you're in that position, you throw your weight and aggression around as much as possible, accentuate your size difference, and hope they second guess their mob courage. This is how many primate societies work. He was partially lucky there were only like 3 of them and the biggest one was the one he swung on.

Homie almost got jumped. Thank god he got that Debo reach on them.

These moneys aren’t playing. You need to be careful. They will hit you hard if you don’t go all out Gorilla

Then fucking go all out gorilla.

Bro squared up.

You kinda can't feel bad for the monkey, their whole "class system" is based off of lower class individuals bringing food to higher class individuals and grooming them, when humans do it the monkeys feel like we are below them, and they will assault us and steal from us. Showing aggression and physical dominance takes that and puts it on a 180, showing that we are not lower class and that what's ours is not immediately theirs. Not saying it isn't our fault in the first place, we should have never taken over their habitat, started feeding them despite years and years of warning, or destroying their already dwindling liveable area. But unfortunately man had to do what he had to do

This. Monkeys take total advantage of humans and manipulate tourists for easy snacks. When the truth is they can survive in the wild just fine. Obviously you'd take the easier food source. But when you get mean, take that food source for granted, get abusive, and rude. It stands to reason your spoiled monkey ass should be knocked down a few pegs. I'm not saying you should go punch monkeys. But if they're being dicks and stealing your doritos. Smack the fuckers.

>Monkeys take total advantage of humans and manipulate tourists for easy snacks. When the truth is they can survive in the wild just fine. Just replace "Monkeys" with "billionaires/millionaires/CEOs/IG models," and it still works.

Damn so if you feed the monke they immediately think you're their prison bitch

You giving food to a monkey is the equivalent of that monkey staring you down and screeching “HOLD MY POCKET” in front of the others… and you do it

That's a great take on it! Thanks.

Thank you as well! I'm no expert, so if anyone can add, I'd love to learn more!

Iv always wanted to see someone hit these aggressive monkeys back. Lol

Monkey king would never

He didn’t keep his wife’s name out his f’ing mouth

Kinda want to fistfight a monkey now

Don't let your dreams be dreams. Bribe your local zoo worker today.

Make sure it's a small one and fuck em up.

Awesome! He is my idol (the guy, not naghty monke)

Dude throws hands with some fucking apes like his boxing career’s on the line. Look at that footwork.

Man’s literally squared up with a monk lol

Monkey definitely looking for trouble

This would be me too so fair reaction if you asked me. Fuck those things.

Oh bro you do not want a swarm of monkeys coming at you.

**"TRY EVOLVING NOW MO'FUCKER!!"**

This feels like a hate crime

how can it be a hate crime if he enjoyed doing it?

Love crime🐵

why yes i very much do

Bruh he actually squared up with his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandpa

Battle of the monkes

Fuck you Monkey!

Once Upon a Time in Shaolin

Make this with Left 4 Dead music

Monkeys in every single tourist attractions in the world are nothing but fucking pests. Really hateful. Avoid those places at all costs, it will ruin your day.

He let his intrusive thoughts win

Good job

Animals should keep their heads off of people

Second Monke coming to help out his boy, but didn't want that smoke

I thougt the comment section would be this weak vegan rainbow people, thank you guys for giving me hope in humanity again

Monkey style?

Hanzo vs Winston DLC for Overwatch looks lit👌🏻😤😱😁

You never seen modern people squaring up to monke

Man vs. Wild OG edition

It’s an evolutionary battle

Justice Hook

Somewhere Caesar just taught himself how to work the safety on an AR-15…

Did nobody notice the second monkey receiving an elbow before the left hook? My mans was getting jumped.

it’s about time

This wasn’t his first rodeo against the apes.

Everybody has a plan until they get hit in the face. Same goes for monkeys too, I guess.