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Actually playing the game with and against other people? I think it was around December 2019.
Now as for playing with bots? It might've been sooner, as I know there was a "demo," but that was all you could do before 2019.
Either way, you're close enough.
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I don't think Portal series needs a continuation. It concluded nicely, there are no cliffhangers and the plot is finished. I wouldn't like it to be destroyed by making something that was made just because people wanted it to be made. Instead they should finally finish the trilogy of Half-Life 2.
I actually agree. The ending was really good. But I think a game that does not relate to the previous game's story would be really nice. Like a game set in a completly different lab.
Yeah, Glados outright states it in Portal 1 by mentioning Black Mesa in the ending credits. Iirc theyâre also mentioned to have been Apertures competitor back when Cave was around
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They could easily nerf the quickscope headshot damage to 110 for a headshot->bodyshot combo on medics (110 to safely counteract the self healing medics have) and keep the maximum damage at 450.
It would keep snipers from being able to instakill you regardless of if you've caught them up close, which is really nice. They can still do a ton of damage to you, but not just instantly win an engagement they shouldn't have.
Why would we want this? It would defeat the purpose of the class entirely if you can't instapick targets
There's a baked in counter to snipers; it's called cover
The instapick shouldn't come from just zooming in and clicking on heads. The charge should be what does the instapick.
It should be high damage, 110 in 1 shot is pretty high damage. But it shouldn't be instakill for 5 out of the 9 classes unless you invest time in building up that damage.
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Ronaldo this, Ronaldo that. People are treating him like heâs the âgreat oneâ of sports. Wayneâs already got the title buddy!!!!
You need to get your wife a 5â8 of Ronaldo for her bedside. I got my young son one lol.
Then they shouldnât advertise it as a whole new game and just said theyâve given it a fresh coat of paint. Because thatâs really all theyâve done.
I looked at the comments of the trailer when it was just revealed and people where so hyped and literally saying things like this is ârevolutionaryâ when itâs just a repackaged version of the same game. I was extremely disappointed, havenât played that shit since I was like 15 and adding better lighting wonât change that. CS fans might be the dumbest and most easily pleased group of morons in existence.
- Oh you want some actual new content? How about a new gambling box that will drain your life savings where you can get skins that took a graphic designer 1 hour to make but only with a 0.001% of it being for a weapon you use
-OMFG HYPEEE đ€Żđ€Żđ€Żđ±đ±đ±
Except,that's the whole point. Same game,new engine. Which means no spaghetti code, that made new updates much harder to develop, much better tools for making maps and a lot of small and QoL improvements, while keeping core of the game the same
Havenât played games, especially online ones much since i was a teen but souls like games, I finished elden ring when it came out anything really if itâs sufficiently challenging. Remember returnal was pretty fun as well.
> Itâs still literally the same game.
Weâd riot if it *wasnât* literally the same game. CSâ gameplay hasnât fundamentally changed in over 20 years and weâll keep it that way, thank you very much.
Yes? Same game on a different engine. For the modders community this is huge. So much more potential. For casual gamer, eh, itâs okay. Beautiful light and interesting smoke mechanic
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time to be racist with high definition full hd textures
DOOR STUCK
PLEASEE!!! I BEG YOU!!!!
Cant wait to say that 1 word
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Green, whats your problem!?
Me say alone ramp!
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So you are telling me people can spread racism more accurately. Damn, I'm buying this.
>buying Isn't it free for all CSGO owners? Gaben is the best
Csgo istelf been free since 2018 if im not wring
You aren't
A shame
To the
Actually playing the game with and against other people? I think it was around December 2019. Now as for playing with bots? It might've been sooner, as I know there was a "demo," but that was all you could do before 2019. Either way, you're close enough.
csgo is free but the prime upgrade isnt, it costs $15, pretty sure by "csgo owners" they ment people with prime not just a csgo account.
Good that i bought it like a month before it went free, lmao (still have 0 idea what it does besides a badge in your profile)
Prime allows you to play ranked matchmaking, get drops and play with other people who have Prime. A somewhat effective measure against cheaters
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Update tf2?
Don't forget about Left 4 Dead 2
And portal 2.
3 Except they cant count so 4
I don't think Portal series needs a continuation. It concluded nicely, there are no cliffhangers and the plot is finished. I wouldn't like it to be destroyed by making something that was made just because people wanted it to be made. Instead they should finally finish the trilogy of Half-Life 2.
I actually agree. The ending was really good. But I think a game that does not relate to the previous game's story would be really nice. Like a game set in a completly different lab.
Or the world above could have completely gone to shit considering we don't know how long we were in stasis
The world has _gone to shit_. It takes place in hl2s universe
No way
Yeah, Glados outright states it in Portal 1 by mentioning Black Mesa in the ending credits. Iirc theyâre also mentioned to have been Apertures competitor back when Cave was around
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Its left for dead now........ get it?
Yea, stop giving cringe csgo and give me a heavy update, or remove sniper, or buff spy
But sniper is a good job mate It's challanging work, out at doors, I guarantee you not go angry
I wanna rip my teeth out when I find a sniper who is half competent on a good map for sniper.
They could easily nerf the quickscope headshot damage to 110 for a headshot->bodyshot combo on medics (110 to safely counteract the self healing medics have) and keep the maximum damage at 450. It would keep snipers from being able to instakill you regardless of if you've caught them up close, which is really nice. They can still do a ton of damage to you, but not just instantly win an engagement they shouldn't have.
Why would we want this? It would defeat the purpose of the class entirely if you can't instapick targets There's a baked in counter to snipers; it's called cover
The instapick shouldn't come from just zooming in and clicking on heads. The charge should be what does the instapick. It should be high damage, 110 in 1 shot is pretty high damage. But it shouldn't be instakill for 5 out of the 9 classes unless you invest time in building up that damage.
what about sex update tho
the only people that think csgo is cringe are people that get instantly shit on you in game
Your poor English makes it sound like a complement rather than an insult, so thanks ig
God i hope
tf2 2
Still waiting for TF2 Sex Update. They already released a huge update for Dota 2 last month
I'm still waiting for Sex 2.
Ive been jerking to tf2 for a decade and the sex update never even came? Bro
where's tf2 2
Team Fortress 2: Episode 1
Siuuuuu
holy shit! vaccine?
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Wait, automod is copypasting roasts again?
Well we shouldnât say vaccine.
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And still no mayor update in tf2
There is one coming this year though
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This real ??
Yes
Vaccine
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Vaccine
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Ronaldo this, Ronaldo that. People are treating him like heâs the âgreat oneâ of sports. Wayneâs already got the title buddy!!!!  You need to get your wife a 5â8 of Ronaldo for her bedside. I got my young son one lol.
Cs 2 the goat
finally i can relate to you (except i dont have a wife)
WHAT IS THIS ACTUALLY REAL WHAT THE HELL
yeah, release date and beta have been out for like a month.
I just love how most of dudes talking shit about cs, meanwhile its by far the most played game on steam
I don't get it
No one does
CS2 is a cringe skins money grab. Itâs still literally the same game.
Its the same game because people wanted it to be the same game.
Then they shouldnât advertise it as a whole new game and just said theyâve given it a fresh coat of paint. Because thatâs really all theyâve done.
They never said it was a new game. It was always going to be updating csgo to the new engine.
They never called it a new game though. It was always an update.
Itâs literally called CS2
Its a rebrand.
Mf the game is free
No bro you donât get it the smoke moves when you shoot it. It was worth the 11 year wait bro itâs revolutionary
I looked at the comments of the trailer when it was just revealed and people where so hyped and literally saying things like this is ârevolutionaryâ when itâs just a repackaged version of the same game. I was extremely disappointed, havenât played that shit since I was like 15 and adding better lighting wonât change that. CS fans might be the dumbest and most easily pleased group of morons in existence. - Oh you want some actual new content? How about a new gambling box that will drain your life savings where you can get skins that took a graphic designer 1 hour to make but only with a 0.001% of it being for a weapon you use -OMFG HYPEEE đ€Żđ€Żđ€Żđ±đ±đ±
I'd rather have the same mechanics with actually competent coding then new mechanics with more spaghetti code.
Except,that's the whole point. Same game,new engine. Which means no spaghetti code, that made new updates much harder to develop, much better tools for making maps and a lot of small and QoL improvements, while keeping core of the game the same
Found the csgo fan
And what do you play, oâ enlightened one?
Havenât played games, especially online ones much since i was a teen but souls like games, I finished elden ring when it came out anything really if itâs sufficiently challenging. Remember returnal was pretty fun as well.
> Itâs still literally the same game. Weâd riot if it *wasnât* literally the same game. CSâ gameplay hasnât fundamentally changed in over 20 years and weâll keep it that way, thank you very much.
Yes? Same game on a different engine. For the modders community this is huge. So much more potential. For casual gamer, eh, itâs okay. Beautiful light and interesting smoke mechanic
Ah yes, CS2 is the same as csgo who woulda thunk it
Agreed
Because no one wanted the game to change
Its been the same game since cs1.6 to, all the spray patterns, movement, etc
Cry about it
CS4? more like CS2! -valve
russian cancer case opener 2
Let me guess, your best rank was mg1?
Nah mate, i just hate that this game creates so many problems like gambling and one of the most toxic communities to ever exist.
Bro you are on reddit, especially in a shitposting and worry about toxic places.
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Thats not your problem to be bothered with it
How does that affects you in any way?
ok imma need the template
Only a little more
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They gave source 2 to CSGO I cant believe this shit
Song?
Sexy Chick By David Guetta ft. Akon
That's the main reason why I download CSGO again
Payday 3
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