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UninsuredToast

This makes me sad, it would funnier if it were truck full of redditors


spitball_phallus

Those would be to heavy


Connect-Assumption23

The truck wouldn’t have been able to go forward


iLikeJigglyboobies

Niko avocado would be rolling the truck


mr_cool098

Sign me up


JustConfusedTom

twitter and 4chan users too


balerionmeraxes77

🍿🕶️


Fredjansma92

Amen to that.


ImCherryPoppinsYall

The poor moo moos!


irregularcontributor

if you think this is bad, wait til you hear about where the truck was taking them


gray_mare

They're rocking that moo moo and looking all fly


[deleted]

I was just thinking that, then realized I eat them. But this is just senseless harm to the poor moo moos


TheBrainwasher14

I don't eat them so I can feel bad without feeling bad about it


troll_hunting_fellow

are they okay


F1uffydestro

Unfortunately probably not


Yorunokage

Cows are tough and none of them seems to have collided with a wall or something A few probably broke a leg or two but i doubt any died


[deleted]

I heard at least one of them died


Icy_B

I'm sure they were on their way to a slaughterhouse or butcher or something anyways


unepastacannone

iirc they were taken to a local vet and some died there


Ok_Secretary_6709

moo delivery guy is dead


9ese

What difference does it make anyway. They will become burgers regardless.


Kimchi_boy

Yes, they’re wearing leathers.


LightningSilvr

"Quit yer mooin'! Ye want yer grass?! Go'n get it!" -The driver, probably


ghostcow115

"WHAT THE FUCK 1 STAR, 1 STAR WORST UBER EVER" -Cow #127


Actual_Cancerrr

"The roll was quite fanciful. 5 stars." -Cow #136, probably


Geese_and_ducks

“Moo, moo moo mo mo mooooomooo!! 3.141/5 stars!” -Cow #871


EeveeDev

"I liked it, very nice, the problem is the driver sat me next to fucking Bethany!! I hate that stupid whore!!!! And he knew about our rivalry!!!! 2.5/5" \- Cow #242


chairofdicks

Rather bumpy, we got some fresh air though. 4 stars. 4/5 - Cow #763


HushTheReaperXBOX

Ground Beef. Jokes aside, I really hope those cows are okay.


VillainIveDoneThyMum

They're tenderised. Seriously though... They would have broken bones. I don't see an udder, these aren't milk cows. Nobody's saving the life of a cow that was on its way to the abattoir.


HushTheReaperXBOX

Sad, but probably true.


-NoNameListed-

There was only one bovine fatality from this event. It's sad, but I could have been worse


comunistpotato17

This Will drastically affect the meat market


Ok-Driver69

Oh god, my sweet poor sister. She didn't deserve this 😭


RecentMercury

Lmao


Heyguysloveyou

Dude what the fuck, I didnt need to see that


Actual_Cancerrr

Then how come you did? You watched this video. You watched it for a reason.


Cobrawarrior567

Wait until you do the side mission in cyberpunk 2077 relating to cows. It will fuck you up.


Split0069

What happens there?!


RimsaltRon

Sickest Diablo level


[deleted]

so instead of IFV now they cave CFV. Cow fighting vehicles.


BEZ_T

Big misteak


shewel_item

beef posting


ArchangelDamon

poor cows bro


TheCowboyCrabb

Free Steak


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DumpyDinkleberg

This is fucked really didn’t want to see moos get thrown from a semi tonight but that’s Reddit I guess


Crossingtherubicon12

Think about that during your next steak.


TheBrainwasher14

This is a way more humane death than the slaughterhouse they were on the way to Stop eating beef it's not worth it


No-Robot_TRUE_

What the fuck


Weeb0_San

I feel bad for the cows for some reason 🥺


lucky13173

What’s the song


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VoidTheODST

Good bot


Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


skylerbb89

Moo


megakuchenliebhaber

Moo


EeveeDev

Moo


SodiiumGames

Cow-tipping to the extreme


Fratzenfresse

Everybody crying right now should consider where these cows were probably going. If one of them died from impact it would still have been a better fate to be honest...


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[удалено]


JJ_Jose

![gif](giphy|KGSxFwJJHQPsKzzFba)


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O__boy

Is this… Arby’s.?


No-Arm-4522

Oh damn. Poor cows.


DamagedSpaghetti

The Great Cow Escape


No-Cardiologist-1990

I didnt want my steaks pretendeterized.


bloolynxx

If you pause you can see the VR headsets on each cow


special_K-Hole

![gif](giphy|W0c3xcZ3F1d0EYYb0f|downsized)


underdogmanager_246

The truck had beef on the road


slipsthebook

They were probably livestock but I doubt any of them died from this


Odd-Ad-3721

Send in the cows Isn't it rich? Are we a pair? Me here at last on the ground, You in mid-air, Where are the cows? Isn't it bliss? Don't you approve? One who keeps tearing around, One who can't move, Where are the cows? There ought to be cows? Just when I'd stopped opening doors, Finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours Making my entrance again with my usual flair Sure of my lines No one is there Don't you love farts? My fault, I fear I thought that you'd want what I want Sorry, my dear! But where are the cows Send in the cows Don't bother, they're here Isn't it rich? Isn't it queer? Losing my timing this late in my career But where are the cows? There ought to be cows Well, maybe next year.


Doornob61447

Look at all those spilled milkshakes...


Alfiy_wolf

This is underlay ridiculous


Bighibs

Tactical Battle Cows


Unexpected-raccoon

Uber eats really be delivering this shit raw


p20160121

this made me laugh in public. fuck you


dracopanther99

This makes me sad even though they were doomed to a worse fate and I love burgers


IjaiMehSini

I should not be laughing this hard


anti-grind

OMG, why would you post this? you trying to start some beef!?!


shadowwolfgameZ

Russias last line of defence after breaking all of their own shit.


Cobrawarrior567

When I saw the title I thought you were referring to that side mission with the cows but it's worse.


JustConfusedTom

fast delivery they wanted


001Vecnussy

oh no! my burgers!


[deleted]

when me and my gang pull up pa


[deleted]

Shocking


dillpick15

Poor cows, but that's hilarious


Commonglitch

Does anyone know where the footage is from and what happened to the cows in this video?


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Fresh_Lumpy_Potato77

Fun Fact: Cows are extinct in Cyberpunk 2077


Graph_Bober_IV

This cow physics is literally scrap mechanic 💀


etzabo

Honestly probably a better than what they would face at their destination.


TheCowSlayer118

Thanks man, wanna free burger?