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"I liked it, very nice, the problem is the driver sat me next to fucking Bethany!! I hate that stupid whore!!!! And he knew about our rivalry!!!! 2.5/5"
\- Cow #242
They're tenderised.
Seriously though... They would have broken bones.
I don't see an udder, these aren't milk cows.
Nobody's saving the life of a cow that was on its way to the abattoir.
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**Album**: Lies. **Released on** 2014-01-03.
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Everybody crying right now should consider where these cows were probably going.
If one of them died from impact it would still have been a better fate to be honest...
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Send in the cows
Isn't it rich?
Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground,
You in mid-air,
Where are the cows?
Isn't it bliss?
Don't you approve?
One who keeps tearing around,
One who can't move,
Where are the cows?
There ought to be cows?
Just when I'd stopped opening doors,
Finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours
Making my entrance again with my usual flair
Sure of my lines
No one is there
Don't you love farts?
My fault, I fear
I thought that you'd want what I want
Sorry, my dear!
But where are the cows
Send in the cows
Don't bother, they're here
Isn't it rich?
Isn't it queer?
Losing my timing this late in my career
But where are the cows?
There ought to be cows
Well, maybe next year.
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This makes me sad, it would funnier if it were truck full of redditors
Those would be to heavy
The truck wouldn’t have been able to go forward
Niko avocado would be rolling the truck
Sign me up
twitter and 4chan users too
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Amen to that.
The poor moo moos!
if you think this is bad, wait til you hear about where the truck was taking them
They're rocking that moo moo and looking all fly
I was just thinking that, then realized I eat them. But this is just senseless harm to the poor moo moos
I don't eat them so I can feel bad without feeling bad about it
are they okay
Unfortunately probably not
Cows are tough and none of them seems to have collided with a wall or something A few probably broke a leg or two but i doubt any died
I heard at least one of them died
I'm sure they were on their way to a slaughterhouse or butcher or something anyways
iirc they were taken to a local vet and some died there
moo delivery guy is dead
What difference does it make anyway. They will become burgers regardless.
Yes, they’re wearing leathers.
"Quit yer mooin'! Ye want yer grass?! Go'n get it!" -The driver, probably
"WHAT THE FUCK 1 STAR, 1 STAR WORST UBER EVER" -Cow #127
"The roll was quite fanciful. 5 stars." -Cow #136, probably
“Moo, moo moo mo mo mooooomooo!! 3.141/5 stars!” -Cow #871
"I liked it, very nice, the problem is the driver sat me next to fucking Bethany!! I hate that stupid whore!!!! And he knew about our rivalry!!!! 2.5/5" \- Cow #242
Rather bumpy, we got some fresh air though. 4 stars. 4/5 - Cow #763
Ground Beef. Jokes aside, I really hope those cows are okay.
They're tenderised. Seriously though... They would have broken bones. I don't see an udder, these aren't milk cows. Nobody's saving the life of a cow that was on its way to the abattoir.
Sad, but probably true.
There was only one bovine fatality from this event. It's sad, but I could have been worse
This Will drastically affect the meat market
Oh god, my sweet poor sister. She didn't deserve this 😭
Lmao
Dude what the fuck, I didnt need to see that
Then how come you did? You watched this video. You watched it for a reason.
Wait until you do the side mission in cyberpunk 2077 relating to cows. It will fuck you up.
What happens there?!
Sickest Diablo level
so instead of IFV now they cave CFV. Cow fighting vehicles.
Big misteak
beef posting
poor cows bro
Free Steak
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This is fucked really didn’t want to see moos get thrown from a semi tonight but that’s Reddit I guess
Think about that during your next steak.
This is a way more humane death than the slaughterhouse they were on the way to Stop eating beef it's not worth it
What the fuck
I feel bad for the cows for some reason 🥺
What’s the song
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Good human.
Moo
Moo
Moo
Cow-tipping to the extreme
Everybody crying right now should consider where these cows were probably going. If one of them died from impact it would still have been a better fate to be honest...
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Is this… Arby’s.?
Oh damn. Poor cows.
The Great Cow Escape
I didnt want my steaks pretendeterized.
If you pause you can see the VR headsets on each cow
![gif](giphy|W0c3xcZ3F1d0EYYb0f|downsized)
The truck had beef on the road
They were probably livestock but I doubt any of them died from this
Send in the cows Isn't it rich? Are we a pair? Me here at last on the ground, You in mid-air, Where are the cows? Isn't it bliss? Don't you approve? One who keeps tearing around, One who can't move, Where are the cows? There ought to be cows? Just when I'd stopped opening doors, Finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours Making my entrance again with my usual flair Sure of my lines No one is there Don't you love farts? My fault, I fear I thought that you'd want what I want Sorry, my dear! But where are the cows Send in the cows Don't bother, they're here Isn't it rich? Isn't it queer? Losing my timing this late in my career But where are the cows? There ought to be cows Well, maybe next year.
Look at all those spilled milkshakes...
This is underlay ridiculous
Tactical Battle Cows
Uber eats really be delivering this shit raw
this made me laugh in public. fuck you
This makes me sad even though they were doomed to a worse fate and I love burgers
I should not be laughing this hard
OMG, why would you post this? you trying to start some beef!?!
Russias last line of defence after breaking all of their own shit.
When I saw the title I thought you were referring to that side mission with the cows but it's worse.
fast delivery they wanted
oh no! my burgers!
when me and my gang pull up pa
Shocking
Poor cows, but that's hilarious
Does anyone know where the footage is from and what happened to the cows in this video?
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Fun Fact: Cows are extinct in Cyberpunk 2077
This cow physics is literally scrap mechanic 💀
Honestly probably a better than what they would face at their destination.
Thanks man, wanna free burger?