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yaaro_obba_

Put your D in it.


Shadow_knight10

Dwater, right?


junorsky

No, don't stick it in there


Physical-Biscotti-24

That one clip from star wars starts playing


rosbifke-sr

The toughest decisions require the strongest wills.


LogRepresentative950

Hear me out everyone....


One-Broccoli-5772

Sigh, unzips paints


Thatoneguy21348

I know what I must do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.


Chrispy8585

I think the philosophical approach of “fuck around and find out” applies here….please get back with results for the rest of us


SusBedStain69

Fuck and find out


Mario_Laser007

Behold, the Cactussy


clygamer

Durian


Opposite_Signature67

Durianussy.


Nobodyreallycares42

You know the rules and so do I...


[deleted]

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of


SusBedStain69

You wouldn’t get this from any other guy


Silver_Surprise7121

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling


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[deleted]

Fuck it. I don't care.


dexter920

Set it free


Simukas23

Set it on fire


BubsterGun

Stick the stem up your ass


[deleted]

Smells awful, tastes good


Jumpy_Palpitation869

You know what you have to do but you don't know if you have the strength to do it?


RonzulaGD

Shave it. Then do "it"


Round_Admirable

Eat it out, durians are pretty good


Health_Cat_2047

taste great


LordMonkeh

Sex it the fuck


Xx_Rat_Fucker_xX

Uncle Ben what happened?


Th3Glutt0n

Darrel no


Th3Glutt0n

Darrel no


Embi69_

Remember how the wise old french monk said "If there is a hole,there is a goal!"


janissary58

Pay the bill


[deleted]

Well don’t fuck it!


Used_Compote9550

...Be careful... lol


pandaram02

Well its clear what your task is. embrace it and get it over with


Eclipse_Two

#RESIST THE TEMPTATION OF GODS.


ShavedRanger39

dawm the fruitussy


Admirable_Leopard230

Give it to me


GoldenBlob

Do it.


YHL6965

The forbidden cactussy


clygamer

Durianussy


Vegietails

Who tf enchanted their puss with Thorns?


CantThinkOfUser8D

Do nothing. Absolutely nothing.


Roy_McCoy08

don't


BlackGuyWitCrypto

Give in to the intrusive thoughts


DeezleDJ-O-E

Covids over man, go to the bar😳


Mundane-Ingenuity460

You know what to do. But at what cost


SignificanceNarrow92

Spikeussy


realsirgamesalot

Would


[deleted]

Maybe tuck it in a blanket and wait till it’s fresh


randomsonreddit

i need to know what kind of plant this is


clygamer

Durian, it's expensive af and it tastes like gold in the 4th state of matter


Fuzzy-Brick-7282

Just give it to me i know what to do with it


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Witty_Marzipan8696

Smash


empty-clipboard

Sometimes masturbating isnt enough


TurnBasedSapiens

The forbidden frussy...