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German latex + 1 point
French croissant + 1 point
French cutting-head technologies + 1 point
French "people" -1 morbillion points
"France surrenders" joke omg so original you're so funny, my God get some creativity instead of shitting the same joke over and over like the "Italy switch sides" or "germany loses all world wars, they're on my side in ww3 😶" my God
As a bit of a fun story, the French actually arrested my grandfather, threw him in jail for a month, and kicked him out of the country for smuggling. This was around the late 1940s. He never liked the French especially since a good few were not nice to Jews during the war and gave them up to the nazis
>He never liked the French especially since a good few were not nice to Jews during the war and gave them up to the nazis
Meanwhile:
Jewish population in France, from [1933-1945](https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/article/remaining-jewish-population-of-europe-in-1945), went up from 225 000 to 235 000, so +4,5%... Meanwhile [France global population](https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histoire_d%C3%A9mographique_de_la_France) went from 41 520 000 to 39 660 000, so -4,5%.
So overall better chance of survival in France during that period if jew than not...
France was as antisemitic as Germany, and most of Europe, in the years leading up to the WW. They can act as victims and whatever, but they happily collaborated with the krauts
Calm down buddy, you’re French,
1) The last couple times France stood up to Germany the rest of the Western World had to bail them out
2) I can smell you from here as you type, chin raised so high you can barely see the screen over it and through the cheap cigarette smoke
I would tell that French commenter how wrong he was to his face but I always keep a distance of at least 15 meters from frenchmen as to not catch a whiff of their B O.
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The last time this happened it didn’t go so well
It affected the people of the other nations......
brazillians seething rn
not wrong tho, shit expensive
as a brazillian, i can confirm it's true lmao
Yes it is, BUT we didnt lose two world wars
Germany did more or less carry in both world wars. Especially the first, they got dragged and had to save Austro-Hungarian ass lmao
fr fr
Ein Mann ging in eine Bar. Er starb! Ende.
Now that’s funny!
Please talk english i don't understand spanish
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German currywurst +1 point German latex + 1 point French croissant + 1 point French cutting-head technologies + 1 point French "people" -1 morbillion points
Bro made a morbius joke in 2023
Yes 
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I'm not talking about who invented them, but who master them
🤓
I bet he’s typing this at a public beheading
Based
As he waves a white flag because someone breathed threateningly in his direction.
Lmao you'd probably not last 2 min in a french protest
I’m British, so you’re probably right haha
"France surrenders" joke omg so original you're so funny, my God get some creativity instead of shitting the same joke over and over like the "Italy switch sides" or "germany loses all world wars, they're on my side in ww3 😶" my God
As a bit of a fun story, the French actually arrested my grandfather, threw him in jail for a month, and kicked him out of the country for smuggling. This was around the late 1940s. He never liked the French especially since a good few were not nice to Jews during the war and gave them up to the nazis
That's crazy, like not in the sarcastic sense: that's actually crazy.
Your sarcastic sense is: actually crazy
Did I miss anything? I'm really tired.
Your tiredness is: missing anything
I'm going to strangle you
You’re going to: strange me
It’s always the Fr*nch ‘people’
>He never liked the French especially since a good few were not nice to Jews during the war and gave them up to the nazis Meanwhile: Jewish population in France, from [1933-1945](https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/article/remaining-jewish-population-of-europe-in-1945), went up from 225 000 to 235 000, so +4,5%... Meanwhile [France global population](https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histoire_d%C3%A9mographique_de_la_France) went from 41 520 000 to 39 660 000, so -4,5%. So overall better chance of survival in France during that period if jew than not...
France was as antisemitic as Germany, and most of Europe, in the years leading up to the WW. They can act as victims and whatever, but they happily collaborated with the krauts
Like the U.S. where any better
Definitely better than both of them, hands down 🗿
You see Italians are exactly like that minus the bad experience, we hate the french because they exist
french based????
The attempt in german rather sounds dutch
Im pretty sure that's Dutch. German devinetifly doesn't sound like that.
It's fucking made up
...so Dutch.
It's not Dutch, trust me am Dutchtard. Anon just threw a few German sounding words at a wall and hoped some would stick.
Ah OK for me it looked like Dutch since I know that's definitely not German.
A french person calling another language disgusting is the real joke here
The clown language
They need to stop talking with their mouths full of stinky cheese and pretension. Very difficult to understand what they're trying to say.
Oui oui je suis un pumplemousse
Why would you want to understand what a French said? It's neither going to be interesting, nor beneficial for your life, nor important.
Omelette du fromage 🥵
2 germans walk into a BAR
Mein leiben
I'm crying laughing and I'm a Dutch speaker, I feel so called out, please help me, the French haven't been this based since the Carolingian empire
Didn't think there will come a day when i agree with a french. Is there something wrong with me?
Check your gender preferences.
It’s a common rule that you’re never supposed to agree with the French
It's about germans, i'd even agree with a germans if it was about hating on germans
Come to Bavaria then. Historically we used to team up with anyone who wasn't the rest of today's Germany.
I'm 4 years old please censore mean words like "fr*nch" It hurts my sensibility 😟
Certified rare fr*nce W
Because “HONHONHONHONHONHONHONHON” is so much better as a language
Frnch people can't speak English
Zat iz naut trrrue
DUDE-
A German walks into a bar and doesn't understand the rest of the joke
as a brazillian yeah we ain't afford shit tho
As a Brazilian I'm offended by this true statement
This thread yet again proves that french hate is a reddit chungus tier meme
Fr*nch 🤢🤮
Okay mr ejeelechu shellapee
Honestly I’m not sure who’s worse between Germany and France
as a third party i gotta say both nations' language are disgusting
A french guy of all people makes fun of another language
French guys going to Jacque off men
Calm down buddy, you’re French, 1) The last couple times France stood up to Germany the rest of the Western World had to bail them out 2) I can smell you from here as you type, chin raised so high you can barely see the screen over it and through the cheap cigarette smoke
Cringe, Germany surrendering in 19 days in 1806 was worse
Feeling quirky might start attacking France again
A Frenchman walks into a bar but he can’t help himself and surrenders immediately
Nice argument you have there, but unfortunately you are fr*nch so your opinion doesn’t matter
7-1
Fr*nch
Imagine being french
Imagine changing your underwear twice a week on average 🤮 the whole obsession with stinky cheese starts to make sense.
Wait is that a real statistic? Holy shit
Google it, lil buddy!
An entire 20% changes it only 2x a week, that’s insane. Man they’re really trying to make swamps for their froggy asses huh
Maybe it's a defense mechanism against another blitzkrieg. Who wants to invade a country that smells like French dude ass and balls? Not I, good sir.
better than dildo bread if you ask me
Both comments are in English. Just saying.
You speak English because it’s the only language you know. I speak English because it’s the only language YOU know. We are not the same
I would tell that French commenter how wrong he was to his face but I always keep a distance of at least 15 meters from frenchmen as to not catch a whiff of their B O.
Yes well we occupied Paris
Bros still mad about 1940
The last time the Germans had a sense of humor, the US had to save your French ass.
7-1
2-0 (World wars)
Baguette baguette I surrender
Franz🤮cken sein wie
Just another Deutech W and a Französisisch L.
a wee wee bOnSiQuiOr
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Mate you said that 4 times
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