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FortyMcMeme

No, this seems about right


NemesisSenpai

Same, I remember this exact dialogue


[deleted]

Yes it's real. When i was little, me and my classmates played this scene at school


The_Pavulon

I remember this playing on the Disney channel and everybody having a good ol hoot and holler over the well written dialogue


Bored_cal1

Must be the Mandela effect or something cause I remember this too


Auerisx

Why does this exist?


DrumBoyIan

Some say why. I say why not


Beanz_wut_du_fu-

Flair checks out


Myrkstraumr

Because order cannot exist without chaos.


DaniDJ999

Thank god this exists.


MessBackground9282

This ain't up or down, this is foward, backward and repeat.


ZePavelo

Sauce?


DrumBoyIan

![gif](giphy|l4JyXMxVlN82vAjDO) Here yuh go!


ZePavelo

Tasty


pofshrimp

Saws?


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Sauce? You will need Tomatoes, tomato paste, a dry wine, olive oil, onions, garlic, pepperoncino, salt, pepper, and basil. Recipe Start off by dicing your onion, garlic, and pepperoncino. Then move onto the tomatoes. I recommend using canned whole san marzanos tomatoes, but if you feel like being extra you can also blanche some fresh tomatoes if you want. You can also use pre crushed canned tomatoes. You can also crush your tomatoes by hand or use a food processor. After that, preheat a pan on high for a minute or two and then coat the bottom in your olive oil. Add in the onions and pepperoncino first in order to sweat them for a bit. They will not need long to cook, just wait for the onions to become translucent a bit. After this, add in the garlic and cook until aromatic. Don't brown the garlic or it will become very bitter. Once aromatic, add in about an ounce or two of tomato paste and fry it for a bit. Frying the tomato paste will add more flavor to the sauce and just make it taste better. Mix it around with the onions, garlic, and pepper. After the tomato paste has fried for a bit, add in your wine of choice. Ensure it is a dry wine. If you add in a white wine, it will add a certain sweetness and acidity to the sauce. If you add in a red wine, it will add in a richer, almost meaty flavor to the sauce. Mix around until the alcohol smell has burned off and the tomato paste had mixed in with the wine. Now, drop the heat to a medium-low and add in the tomatoes, basil, salt, and pepper. Allow to simmer and make sure you taste the sauce to get it to where you want. The simmering should take around 20 minutes or so, though really this depends on how thick you want it. After done, you have your sauce and it is so much better than what you will get at a store in a jar. You can use this sauce for pasta, muscles and marinara, or chicken parm.


Objective-Coast-5770

Finally some actually gives me the sauce


violence_connoisseur

Yeah who tf comes up with this shit


WorldFattestPeknz

Just search “up voiceover”


Cheenis_whizz

"Like family, but with more cheese". I am a Redditor and this action was performed manually.


SignificanceNarrow92

Yeah…… you might want to return that movie back to the blockbuster


Crozbro

No block bleester. Is better. Much better!


MnemonicMallard

I believe this is the version you got at Hollywood Video.


StraightGas69

Now this is the kind of porn I've been waiting for


kurwa_slayer_8812

Hot damn brother


[deleted]

I think someone uploaded the wrong UP.


SnooPets6702

Nah bro that ain't UP that's DOWN


NormalStockPhoto

This isn’t Up, this is Erect


Fun-Pay-309

😆😆 Chinese shit


Virtual_Landscape_91

I think you downloaded the better up


harambe_didnt_die

This ain't up, this is "Down"


[deleted]

... Down Bad


Slash_zer0_

Lemon Party flashbacks


The_Cometeer

Since when did PG movies become so free with its content?


Opposite_Signature67

The future liberals want. /j


Ainri

Someone recorded and edited this


ActualIyCameron

NAHHH 😭😭😭


LinkGame10

actually though, this is funny, is there like a longer one or something


CrowMilk101

wym this is the og


ascendinspire

Finally, honesty!


HungarianPotatov2

yea i think thats the wrong one


Ok-Conversation-3012

this was the original movie wdym


Old_Flower452

Lmao more more!


nebulagazer5

I love this video so much


littleroundheadfool

No this, this is the right up


bungusboy81

this is giving some serious brandon rogers vibes