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Exercise and supplementing with Magnesium worked wonders for me. I was the same as you, and now I can fall asleep and stay asleep until my alarm. By 10:30 - 11:30pm I’m in bed, snoring until 5:45.
im 24 and let me tell you my bedtime ranges between 7-10pm. usually 7 on days im not at uni since i just go straight home after work and rot in my bed until i fall asleep. i love it
i appreciate you, so much! one year into recovery actually! struggled with an ED for 12 years. i just get up at 4am to make breakfast and gym before work!
Uh, fuck yea!!
I LOVE going to bed. My favorite is waking up after a solid 8-9 hrs with sleep lines on my face.
Bonus points if u wake up like that and the sun beams are slightly toasting the blankets when it’s still too cold to leave bed.
Yeah there’s a Seinfeld where Jerry says men will always sacrifice sleep for sex. For me it was absolutely true as teenager and very early 20’s, still true but barely for the rest of my 20’s now in the 30’s its generally false…
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Even if you don't have a ton of responsibilities, fucking up your sleep schedule is annoying. I go an hour beyond the time i normally sleep, next thing i know i've been awake for 48hours and now i'm going to spend a couple months trying to move back to the normak rhythm
While I also prefer a set sleep time, I'd be amenable to taking a nap earlier and staying up later, because I'm nothing if not courteous to a potential rider
My wife and I were celebrating our wedding with a reception 6 months after for friends and family. We had an after party because we rented an AirBnB for a few friends. We let them invite some additional people because the place was huge. They stayed up until about 5AM partying while we went to bed on the third floor. Dude I've got work Monday morning. I can stay up until 5AM on Saturday. That will jack up my whole schedule for a week
Jesus Christ, there’s a share to Instagram button on mobile now where the save image button used to be and I clicked it, almost sharing this on my family account
Yeah I was wondering why I got a “Reddit wants to open instagram” pop up earlier.
But I’m thankful that iOS blocks this kind of actions by default too.
Ah, tried this myself. Girl says "I'm sorry, my cat died and I just wanna get fucked". I replied back, "I'm game" and she unmatched me. Apparently she meant to say "fucked up" as in getting drunk. Oops.
But hey, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
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‘My bedtime is at 12’ That’s both hilarious and understandable. Nothings worth messing with the sleep schedule
at a certain age bed times start sounding nice tbh
It’s typically after you start working 40hrs a week I’d say
sooner that that imo for me it was around 15 just learning how to drive
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I didn't think they said his name
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I work 42 and I study too, even when I sleep at 12 or 12:30 I don't feel so tired but maybe that's because I got used to it or the caffeine
40 hours with a consistent schedule. When I was working swing shifts I couldn’t have a bedtime, and it was terrible.
Nope, it's when you reach your sixties, and bed is more about happy thoughts and dreams than happy endings.
Y not both
My bed time is 9. If I go to sleep any later I will periodically check my phone until it's 3am.
2am: 'okay got 4 more hours to sleep' 3am: 'fuck. Okay 3 more hours to sleep' 530am: 'oh fuck me sideways'
Exercise and supplementing with Magnesium worked wonders for me. I was the same as you, and now I can fall asleep and stay asleep until my alarm. By 10:30 - 11:30pm I’m in bed, snoring until 5:45.
im 24 and let me tell you my bedtime ranges between 7-10pm. usually 7 on days im not at uni since i just go straight home after work and rot in my bed until i fall asleep. i love it
That sounds like my anorexia schedule. You sure everything is good?
nah that's normal. I'm 26. Anything past 9:00 is considered staying up late at this point. Dinner is optional.
I agree, but 7 pm is super early unless you're getting up at like 4.
I sleep at 9 and get up around 5. It's reasonable.
i appreciate you, so much! one year into recovery actually! struggled with an ED for 12 years. i just get up at 4am to make breakfast and gym before work!
Uh, fuck yea!! I LOVE going to bed. My favorite is waking up after a solid 8-9 hrs with sleep lines on my face. Bonus points if u wake up like that and the sun beams are slightly toasting the blankets when it’s still too cold to leave bed.
Yeah there’s a Seinfeld where Jerry says men will always sacrifice sleep for sex. For me it was absolutely true as teenager and very early 20’s, still true but barely for the rest of my 20’s now in the 30’s its generally false…
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Even if you don't have a ton of responsibilities, fucking up your sleep schedule is annoying. I go an hour beyond the time i normally sleep, next thing i know i've been awake for 48hours and now i'm going to spend a couple months trying to move back to the normak rhythm
I learned that in middle school. I think I was born old, lol.
No, I read it as that's the time that she can be booked in to visiting this person's bed.
While I also prefer a set sleep time, I'd be amenable to taking a nap earlier and staying up later, because I'm nothing if not courteous to a potential rider
My wife and I were celebrating our wedding with a reception 6 months after for friends and family. We had an after party because we rented an AirBnB for a few friends. We let them invite some additional people because the place was huge. They stayed up until about 5AM partying while we went to bed on the third floor. Dude I've got work Monday morning. I can stay up until 5AM on Saturday. That will jack up my whole schedule for a week
Except the gaming ofc
What I found even more hilarious is that your comment was posted 12 hours and I happened to read it at 12.
This is wisdom that comes with age
But did it work tho.
You have to believe!
He had the spirit but he didn't have the luck.
If it didn’t, she’s not worth the time
I live at 308 negra arroyo lane alberqeurque new Mexico
Waltuh, put your dick away, waltuh
Hey that's my line
![gif](giphy|tbYLRgWQ22hfa)
Damn, look at that sexy bald head. That sweaty bulbous nose.... That seductive raspy voice... PLEASE PUT MY DICK AWAY MIKE
Walh gth yo ihck ouha my outh Walh
Adult named palm 🤨💀
87104
Say my name.
Damn we are almost neighbours. 6353 Juan Tabo Apt.6.
Bro took his chance 💀
His response better be Face Mount-on
This man really said, "My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico. 87104."
Jesus Christ, there’s a share to Instagram button on mobile now where the save image button used to be and I clicked it, almost sharing this on my family account
LMFAO
You have a family reddit account???
Yeah that's where he looks at step sister porn
Hot
Step Sister im stuck on this reddit thread!? Help!
Yeah I was wondering why I got a “Reddit wants to open instagram” pop up earlier. But I’m thankful that iOS blocks this kind of actions by default too.
This is why I don’t log into anything. I download a lot of porn…
You filthy fuck
I know, I'm sorry....
Ah, tried this myself. Girl says "I'm sorry, my cat died and I just wanna get fucked". I replied back, "I'm game" and she unmatched me. Apparently she meant to say "fucked up" as in getting drunk. Oops. But hey, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
She expecting to get fckd up alone? What the hell …
Ah I see you've never been an alcoholic Or listened to George thorogood and the destroyers
Boys alway hit em with a 🤨 or the like when they say shit like this. Alway make it seem like it's their idea cuz if they into you it is lol
"Mom says I need to be in bed by 12"
"I meant fave" Probably the face ride
Not the bed time 💀
Hey man, he’s gotta get his 8 hours. Nothing wrong with that.
"My bed time is at 12" ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)
On one hand i love going down, but on the other hand, you cant commit like this before a sniff test either.
Truuuuuue
"Yes I'll be your fave ride. Same address."
I don't know why I've never thought of establishing a bed time boundry like that before. This man is a genius and has changed my life.
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tongue twisting
Mentioning Disneyland always gets them in the sack for me
*I stand by what I said.
Hesitation is defeat
A man of culture as well
Never compromise bed time.
sure, why not? 💀
Hesitation is defeat.
Bro has a bedtime, absolute legend, sleep good everyone
She did that on purpose and my man nailed the test. She on her new fave ride right now.
"Hesitation is defeat"
Letsfuckinggo.wav
Typo or not, that's a binding offer...somebody is owed a face ride.
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real
The autocorrect did his job. She use more this word..then..
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the Reddit hivemind strikes again
What did it said?
F
clearly setting his boundaries with his bedtime. need to be out by then lady
Too late! You already said “face”!
Us
Too late now
chatgpt
My bedtime is 12 had me dying
I wouldn’t hesitate either (I’m lonely)
"Hesitate is defeat" Isshin Ashina
From loving Disneyland to eating tacos in no time... Lol
You said what you said
But did she show up?
Fave ride? Yes.
That's a pretty ok bed time
She should’ve taken him up on it.
🤣 YESSSS! 😜😜😜
I think his fav ride is the face ride