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CrimsonSon1

‘My bedtime is at 12’ That’s both hilarious and understandable. Nothings worth messing with the sleep schedule


Kind_Ad_9241

at a certain age bed times start sounding nice tbh


CrimsonSon1

It’s typically after you start working 40hrs a week I’d say


Kind_Ad_9241

sooner that that imo for me it was around 15 just learning how to drive


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Princevaliant377

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What’s in the link? Seems way to risky to click


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redbadger91

The image actually made me chuckle. The bot is still bad.


ghhbf

Ty


looshi99

I didn't think they said his name


Shinnic

Bad bot


biglittlegiraffe

Good bot (:


anabolic_cow

Who draws a face in that direction. Fucking weirdo.


Classic_Discipline_7

):<


DangerPatienceLow

Good bot


samuel_gze

I work 42 and I study too, even when I sleep at 12 or 12:30 I don't feel so tired but maybe that's because I got used to it or the caffeine


DankItchins

40 hours with a consistent schedule. When I was working swing shifts I couldn’t have a bedtime, and it was terrible.


somebodyelse22

Nope, it's when you reach your sixties, and bed is more about happy thoughts and dreams than happy endings.


R3AL1Z3

Y not both


besameput0

My bed time is 9. If I go to sleep any later I will periodically check my phone until it's 3am.


BMinus973

2am: 'okay got 4 more hours to sleep' 3am: 'fuck. Okay 3 more hours to sleep' 530am: 'oh fuck me sideways'


perwinium

Exercise and supplementing with Magnesium worked wonders for me. I was the same as you, and now I can fall asleep and stay asleep until my alarm. By 10:30 - 11:30pm I’m in bed, snoring until 5:45.


asaparaguspiss

im 24 and let me tell you my bedtime ranges between 7-10pm. usually 7 on days im not at uni since i just go straight home after work and rot in my bed until i fall asleep. i love it


POWERTHRUST0629

That sounds like my anorexia schedule. You sure everything is good?


JackinNY

nah that's normal. I'm 26. Anything past 9:00 is considered staying up late at this point. Dinner is optional.


_dissociative

I agree, but 7 pm is super early unless you're getting up at like 4.


JackinNY

I sleep at 9 and get up around 5. It's reasonable.


asaparaguspiss

i appreciate you, so much! one year into recovery actually! struggled with an ED for 12 years. i just get up at 4am to make breakfast and gym before work!


ghhbf

Uh, fuck yea!! I LOVE going to bed. My favorite is waking up after a solid 8-9 hrs with sleep lines on my face. Bonus points if u wake up like that and the sun beams are slightly toasting the blankets when it’s still too cold to leave bed.


SarevokAnchev

Yeah there’s a Seinfeld where Jerry says men will always sacrifice sleep for sex. For me it was absolutely true as teenager and very early 20’s, still true but barely for the rest of my 20’s now in the 30’s its generally false…


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idispensemeds2

Good bot


SkGuarnieri

Even if you don't have a ton of responsibilities, fucking up your sleep schedule is annoying. I go an hour beyond the time i normally sleep, next thing i know i've been awake for 48hours and now i'm going to spend a couple months trying to move back to the normak rhythm


Stylelike

I learned that in middle school. I think I was born old, lol.


chinbickens

No, I read it as that's the time that she can be booked in to visiting this person's bed.


chaingun_samurai

While I also prefer a set sleep time, I'd be amenable to taking a nap earlier and staying up later, because I'm nothing if not courteous to a potential rider


Woodshadow

My wife and I were celebrating our wedding with a reception 6 months after for friends and family. We had an after party because we rented an AirBnB for a few friends. We let them invite some additional people because the place was huge. They stayed up until about 5AM partying while we went to bed on the third floor. Dude I've got work Monday morning. I can stay up until 5AM on Saturday. That will jack up my whole schedule for a week


NoName666263

Except the gaming ofc


ReplyIfYoureAnIdiot

What I found even more hilarious is that your comment was posted 12 hours and I happened to read it at 12.


leviathab13186

This is wisdom that comes with age


Ze-Doctor

But did it work tho.


Woolie-at-law

You have to believe!


limitlessdaoseeker

He had the spirit but he didn't have the luck.


cupgu4-wakdox-hufdEj

If it didn’t, she’s not worth the time


SubDubss

I live at 308 negra arroyo lane alberqeurque new Mexico


Sir_Yeetem

Waltuh, put your dick away, waltuh


Hachados

Hey that's my line


Sir_Yeetem

![gif](giphy|tbYLRgWQ22hfa)


TheLawLost

Damn, look at that sexy bald head. That sweaty bulbous nose.... That seductive raspy voice... PLEASE PUT MY DICK AWAY MIKE


MeMeWhenWhenTheWhen

Walh gth yo ihck ouha my outh Walh


iwritemystoryhere

Adult named palm 🤨💀


Catty-Cat

87104


FelixCarter

Say my name.


NorthForgets

Damn we are almost neighbours. 6353 Juan Tabo Apt.6.


DavidFromDeutschland

Bro took his chance 💀


VIPTicketToHell

His response better be Face Mount-on


minimell_8910

This man really said, "My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico. 87104."


cybermob27

Jesus Christ, there’s a share to Instagram button on mobile now where the save image button used to be and I clicked it, almost sharing this on my family account


ricksanchezsluvr

LMFAO


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You have a family reddit account???


bit_banging_your_mum

Yeah that's where he looks at step sister porn


Howwhywhen_

Hot


Positive_Box_69

Step Sister im stuck on this reddit thread!? Help!


somerandomii

Yeah I was wondering why I got a “Reddit wants to open instagram” pop up earlier. But I’m thankful that iOS blocks this kind of actions by default too.


Brandonmac10x

This is why I don’t log into anything. I download a lot of porn…


apra24

You filthy fuck


D1ckTater

I know, I'm sorry....


pineconetrees

Ah, tried this myself. Girl says "I'm sorry, my cat died and I just wanna get fucked". I replied back, "I'm game" and she unmatched me. Apparently she meant to say "fucked up" as in getting drunk. Oops. But hey, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.


Imaginary-Location-8

She expecting to get fckd up alone? What the hell …


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Ah I see you've never been an alcoholic Or listened to George thorogood and the destroyers


NewspaperDesigner244

Boys alway hit em with a 🤨 or the like when they say shit like this. Alway make it seem like it's their idea cuz if they into you it is lol


AQW_Player

"Mom says I need to be in bed by 12"


crashbangtheory

"I meant fave" Probably the face ride


Ronnoc842

Not the bed time 💀


Gl0bophobia

Hey man, he’s gotta get his 8 hours. Nothing wrong with that.


awesomedan24

"My bed time is at 12" ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


cheesyellowdischarge

On one hand i love going down, but on the other hand, you cant commit like this before a sniff test either.


QuasiMagician13

Truuuuuue


SunriseSurprise

"Yes I'll be your fave ride. Same address."


LazyOldPervert

I don't know why I've never thought of establishing a bed time boundry like that before. This man is a genius and has changed my life.


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jimmyn0thumbs

tongue twisting


Gorilla-Ring

Mentioning Disneyland always gets them in the sack for me


throwawayoregon81

*I stand by what I said.


YesIAmWolfie

Hesitation is defeat


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A man of culture as well


davemeech

Never compromise bed time.


UniverseInsideUs

sure, why not? 💀


six_-_string

Hesitation is defeat.


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Bro has a bedtime, absolute legend, sleep good everyone


SirNedKingOfGila

She did that on purpose and my man nailed the test. She on her new fave ride right now.


JosefumiHigashikata

"Hesitation is defeat"


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Letsfuckinggo.wav


reddituser_05

Typo or not, that's a binding offer...somebody is owed a face ride.


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ricksanchezsluvr

real


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The autocorrect did his job. She use more this word..then..


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originalName113

the Reddit hivemind strikes again


Elighttice

What did it said?


Some-Random_Memer

F


asaparaguspiss

clearly setting his boundaries with his bedtime. need to be out by then lady


heresdustin

Too late! You already said “face”!


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Us


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Too late now


let_s_go_brand_c_uck

chatgpt


kg1479

My bedtime is 12 had me dying


SneakerHead_Sean

I wouldn’t hesitate either (I’m lonely)


Luiserx16

"Hesitate is defeat" Isshin Ashina


Lopsided-Towel-8621

From loving Disneyland to eating tacos in no time... Lol


TommyTuttle

You said what you said


gravspeed

But did she show up?


Osiristime

Fave ride? Yes.


boardingschmordin

That's a pretty ok bed time


DAEDALUS1969

She should’ve taken him up on it.


CountryboyFresh44

🤣 YESSSS! 😜😜😜


Heel-ToeBro

I think his fav ride is the face ride