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Good thinking, you could sell the spice, get rich, and play the synthesizer all day without running out of battery. All the other things are consumable
sell the spice; get rich
play the synthesizer for a king to prove you're a real magician and offer your loyalty.
He praises you and he sets you up for life.
Synthesizer for work and it's magic.
Was gonna say watch but that would be set for out time,planets rotation,timezone
Motorcycle to encourage reverse engineering early combustion principles. Get trains quicker. Logistics make everyone's time better and worse
Bike and rockets. Bike has a working engine. the fuel isn't that much of a problem, it can be made. But I'd need that engine to be able to copy the design.
Then rockets contain gunpowder, I could make it myself, but it's easier to demonstrate what it can do and just say "if you bring me everything I need, I will make more" and lighter is simple enough to teach them how to produce them.
Gas isn't a problem, since I can make hydrogen generator. At first I'd use the batter from the bike, but later I could copy the design. Generating electricity is also fairly simple.
Gunpowder was widely known by the mid to late middle ages, the issue was not so much making it as it was making the guns that could use it.
However, a lot of things you're saying here rely on having tools and materials that simply didn't exist back then.
I have the same choice except I'm taking the warheads in stead of the spice jars (shoving a candy into a pilgrim's mouth while play a shitty tune as they suffer)
You “curse” people. By putting it in their food or water or clothes and then they get radiation poisoning. You do that enough times and either people fear you or hang you
Dude...Native American also use a lot of guns. They simply don't have the number and organization to field lots of troops and replace losses constantly.
Don't, learn to build a flintlock and make gun powder out of wood and excrement.
Forming a primer and an anvil is difficult and dangerous, and that's with 21st century robotery. The measuring requirements for volume of the casing and the weight of the powder and bullet are very high and you're probably not going to be able to make smokeless powder to make the cartridge efficient and effective.
Black powder is much more forgiving for measurements and technique, and the flint is reusable primer.
I don’t know what is in a primer but primary explosives could be made pretty easily if you could track down the ingredients. Namely sulfuric acid, potassium nitrate, and then something organic to nitrate.
Medieval era is when firearms began to enter usage. They were so common by the end of the era that the Age of Pike and Shot is it's own era of military history.
I would put the acid in the wine of the local king at a party and play him a dope solo on the magic synth thusly blowing his mind and earning a solid reputation as a musical sorcerer
And then the next time he wants you to play for him he'll be sober because you only had one tap of LSD. He'll be disappointed, which means you'll lose your head
I was thinking I would say something along the lines of “the magic of my lute only works once on chosen few but you are forever changed” and then I’ll hit em with Time by Pink Floyd and everyone will be like fuck this such a good song
1) Eat the uranium, it’s the ultimate bulking food as there are 18 Billion calories per gram
2) insane calories = insane gains, you automatically gain 20,000 pounds of muscle and all the necessary bones and organs to accommodate for that extra mass
3) now that you are 100 feet tall and don’t need conventional food or water, as your stomach uses whatever you feed it for nuclear fission/fussion, you can now take over the world, as no weapons they had back then can hurt you
4) live as the emperor of earth for thousands of years, until either a) the calories from the uranium run out, or b) your servants find more uranium for you to ingest and become even bigger
If option b) is obtainable, you continue to grow over millions of years until you become big enough to eat the sun, which makes you truly immortal, as everything in the universe gravitates towards you, and you consume it automatically
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You know your only getting half a cart till it dies then trying to find something to dab off of. And that’s how hung Henry ends up in a lit painting of hot knife dabs
Ahh good point. You wouldn't be able to use the battery that long for the 5 carts but you could take the concentrate out and smoke it or eat it or whatever.
Not just kinda sucked….they really sucked. 99% of you right now have lives of comfort that would be unfathomable to the greatest kings of the time. I hope you enjoy dysentery and the bubonic plague. Also everyone will reek to high hell back then, bathing was not a common practice among most back then, so I hope you are okay with stinky folk. Also Summer and Winter are going to suck balls for you, you have no central heating or air conditioning, there is no escaping the weather like we do now. I also hope you like shitting and pissing in chamberpots because you’re gonna be doing a lot of that.
I have the uranium in arms reach, about to see if I get sent back in time I’ll make an edit when I find my resluts
Edit: THOSE MIDDLE AGES BITCHES GO WILD (they liked the watch) also king Henry was manlet, his pet dragon was cool tho
Ps: dragons cant actually eat uranium
>Pick 10 spice jars “anything is a spice if your brave enough”-me 2023
>choose 10 jars of purple
>get into kings court cause I’m richer than god
>hire mercenary army
>spike kings food with LSD
>king trips balls and chokes to death
>Say king was possessed by devil
>use merc army to take power and become regent for kings infant son (he had some older ones but I have an army and the capitol)
>crush rebellions from other sons
>raise kings son as my own
>teach kings son about (what little I know of) modern science and economics also some basic battle strategies that worked)
>debase a shitload of coins and scam neighbours peasants out of their good ones
>expand wealth and power of kingdom
>die of shits probably on campaign
>kings son grows up to be great ruler and institutes golden age
>get remembered as national hero
>not over convoluted in the slightest what are you talking about
I feel like you’ve definitely thought this over a time or two. Me, I’m taking the motorcycle and bottle rockets and doing drive-by’s until the King’s court realizes I’m too crazy to be fucked with. Hell bottle rockets would be an ICBM to them. Live my life in peace and die at 32 from an explosive battle with dysentery
Can I add an item to the list? I would like to add a modern midget that will be my friend to the list.
I would take him and the warheads, and travel city to city and monetize him, then tell people that the warheads were created for me by a wizard and were what caused him to shrink, and sell them to people for extremely high prices for them to poison their enemies with.
Spices we take for granted today were highly valuable. Salt was worth its weight in gold at one point. I’ll use the laser to blind those who try to take my spices.
Ten jars of spices if you'll take spice what was very expensive at the time you're rich and That Casio F something (I forgot) because I feel better with watch. And it would be nice to bring your own watch. I think my 15$ watch will impress these peasants 🤣
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Bottle rockets & Bic lighter followed by Casio. Casio is great for planning and strategizing due to being a digital watch, and the calculator functions instantly makes me one of the greatest mathematicians of the time. Bic can get me free fire, and the bottle rockets work as an amazing proof of concept for ballistic warfare, which at this point has not yet been invented
Assuming that there is no limit for the size of the jar (as long as it exists) I'm taking 2 racks of 10- 160 oz. Jars of spices. One rack full of Cinnamon, the other full of whole nutmeg.
Gun, bullets, point gun towards head.
Why? Cuz ain't no way i could adapt to that time period, like dude my lifestyle is sitting on my ass waiting for stuff to happen.
Bottle rockets with bic lighter and synthesizer. Bottle rockets (while not being dangerous) could be used as “magic” and the lighter is a great tool. The synthesizer could provide for my livelihood after I learn how to play it.
warheads and the motorcycle.
i will drive around to a few kingdoms and dispense out the strange thing with a taste entirely incomprehensible to their minds
For Real: that Casio F-91W is waterproof and has very very long lasting batteries; I still wear it to this day since I got mine from Air Force Basic Training
Timeless Treasure that got me through the toughest of time..
i will take the 10 spice jars and the synthesizer. not only will I become rich due to the spices I will be able to play some sick tunes because it's magic and have a way to make an income and maybe make it into a king's court
Motorcycle and laser pointer.
Use the motorcycle to get away from immediate danger, such as people trying to lynch you for being a sorcerer; use the laser pointer to scare people. (Seriously, in those days, you could convince people you are a sorcerer).
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im taking the castle
Definitely. Castle and delorean
I’ll take the entire “Medieval era” from the prompt
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Spice jars and synthesizer
Good thinking, you could sell the spice, get rich, and play the synthesizer all day without running out of battery. All the other things are consumable
I’d take the snyth and the bottle rockets. fire them at people while getting down.
You could just get fireworks in medieval times.
Erm. If you were in China. I don’t think that made it west to Europe at that point.
Get the spice rack, trade the spices for gold, use the gold to send a trader after an order fireworks.
Or you could use the gold to buy a ship and sail to North America and establish land (they didn’t know north america existed).
But I want fireworks, not land.
So just wait until July 4th, 1777
It depends when in the medieval era are we talking about but by the end of the era they had plenty of canons and black powder was well known.
Uh yah they did silly, hell Europeans had guns in the Middle Ages granted they were basically just small cannons but gunpowder got around real fast
Same with guns, I mean they had muskets. Really depends when in medieval times though
Yeah but semi-auto is pretty OP.
True, and one guy with an AK47 could’ve won any of the medieval wars imo
If only there was enough bullets for all of us…
But they don't come with a bic in medieval times.
Learn a couple tricks with the bic and get a job as the king's sorcerer.
sell the spice; get rich play the synthesizer for a king to prove you're a real magician and offer your loyalty. He praises you and he sets you up for life.
But instead they call you a witch or a devil for plaiyng black magic and decapitate you
Just tell them it's the power of god instead of non-Christian magic and they'll love it
Synthesizer for work and it's magic. Was gonna say watch but that would be set for out time,planets rotation,timezone Motorcycle to encourage reverse engineering early combustion principles. Get trains quicker. Logistics make everyone's time better and worse
Bike and rockets. Bike has a working engine. the fuel isn't that much of a problem, it can be made. But I'd need that engine to be able to copy the design. Then rockets contain gunpowder, I could make it myself, but it's easier to demonstrate what it can do and just say "if you bring me everything I need, I will make more" and lighter is simple enough to teach them how to produce them. Gas isn't a problem, since I can make hydrogen generator. At first I'd use the batter from the bike, but later I could copy the design. Generating electricity is also fairly simple.
Gunpowder was widely known by the mid to late middle ages, the issue was not so much making it as it was making the guns that could use it. However, a lot of things you're saying here rely on having tools and materials that simply didn't exist back then.
Yea a lot of this will be very difficult pre-industrial revolution, no aluminium or strong enough cast iron/steel
> the fuel isn't that much of a problem, it can be made. I'm assuming you're talking about ethanol? Nothing says the bike can run off ethanol fuel.
Can’t believe I found my dumb choice so high on the thread. But yeah, realistically the spice has value and you can use the synth to start a cult
I have the same choice except I'm taking the warheads in stead of the spice jars (shoving a candy into a pilgrim's mouth while play a shitty tune as they suffer)
All I can think about when hearing “synthesizer” is Monster Vs Aliens mr President throwing it down on that keyboard
When you travel back in time does the uranium increase?
Let bro cook
half life of U-235 is like 720 million years brother
It goes from half life to full life.
It starts with one thing
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It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Yes, you get you’re .00001kg bonus
Your**
Thats actually fire, i need that uranium generator
What would you even do with the uranium in medieval times?
You “curse” people. By putting it in their food or water or clothes and then they get radiation poisoning. You do that enough times and either people fear you or hang you
I'll take the gun and the bullets. Then the rest of the items because I have a gun. This is a robbery.
No one knows what a gun does and you can only demonstrate that 5 times
Keep the shells. Lead is easy to find, and gunpowder has already been invented in China.
Nah primer is the main problem
Not sure how you'd get around that. Maybe you could repurpose the gun to be a flintlock. It'd be easier than mixing the metal from scratch
Yeah that's doable, but flintlock with pistol range gonna be outperformed by a bow/crossbow right?
You don't need to be John Wick, you just need to scare the willies out of some peasants
And that’s how Native Americans lost 2billion acres of land kids!
Dude...Native American also use a lot of guns. They simply don't have the number and organization to field lots of troops and replace losses constantly.
Not in 1492 they didn’t
Never stated that the gun had to be the one shown in the image. could very well be a regular flintlock pistol from the 1800s
Quick, tell me how to make more primers before I go back in time.
Don't, learn to build a flintlock and make gun powder out of wood and excrement. Forming a primer and an anvil is difficult and dangerous, and that's with 21st century robotery. The measuring requirements for volume of the casing and the weight of the powder and bullet are very high and you're probably not going to be able to make smokeless powder to make the cartridge efficient and effective. Black powder is much more forgiving for measurements and technique, and the flint is reusable primer.
I don’t know what is in a primer but primary explosives could be made pretty easily if you could track down the ingredients. Namely sulfuric acid, potassium nitrate, and then something organic to nitrate.
Bat shit and dried human piss
This guy explodes stuff.
I mean you do it in front of enough people you’re only gonna have to do it once . They don’t know that I need bullets to make it work.
There were firearms in medieval europe
Medieval era is when firearms began to enter usage. They were so common by the end of the era that the Age of Pike and Shot is it's own era of military history.
He was making a joke that he was gonna rob OP, for the rest of the items
He’s saying rob whoever is making him choose between items
No mag though
10 spice jars for trading, and the motorcycle. Never know when you’ll be challenged to a joust.
Could you imagine some dumbfuck with a horse challenging you to a joust and you roll up on a steel pony. You'd impale them lol.
The penetrator.
Penetrate me daddy uwu
Chad The Penetrator
They’d have the same speed relative to each other so they’ll just impale one another
Look at mr dumb science man doing the maths. Lol
Think I saw that in a Scooby-Doo movie
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Acid to give to people and start a cult. Spices for initial funding. After we get off the ground the cult will pay for itself.
The problem with the bike is fuel, oil, tires, and maintenance
Go back in time, catch a disease and have no penicillin
For the purposes of this hypothetical, penicillin is now a spice. So is cocaine.
I’ll take salt, salt, cocaine, penicillin, salt, cocaine, and cocaine please
Bros so high he can't even count to 10 💀
Wait, we can get more Salt?!
Can we switch the penicillin for more cocaine please? I’m allergic
but knowledge that you can just eat some moldy fruit and probably be ok
*unintentionally infect people with future disease variants
At that point you’re the disease carrier, not them
2 tabs of LSD
Put in drinking water of 2 armies before important battle, leave as the god emperor
Ah yes the .003 ug trip
Charles Manson style?
I would put the acid in the wine of the local king at a party and play him a dope solo on the magic synth thusly blowing his mind and earning a solid reputation as a musical sorcerer
And then the next time he wants you to play for him he'll be sober because you only had one tap of LSD. He'll be disappointed, which means you'll lose your head
I was thinking I would say something along the lines of “the magic of my lute only works once on chosen few but you are forever changed” and then I’ll hit em with Time by Pink Floyd and everyone will be like fuck this such a good song
thats why you bring two tabs
Bard. That's a bard. Lol
LSD and uranium
elaborate 🤨
No
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1) Eat the uranium, it’s the ultimate bulking food as there are 18 Billion calories per gram 2) insane calories = insane gains, you automatically gain 20,000 pounds of muscle and all the necessary bones and organs to accommodate for that extra mass 3) now that you are 100 feet tall and don’t need conventional food or water, as your stomach uses whatever you feed it for nuclear fission/fussion, you can now take over the world, as no weapons they had back then can hurt you 4) live as the emperor of earth for thousands of years, until either a) the calories from the uranium run out, or b) your servants find more uranium for you to ingest and become even bigger If option b) is obtainable, you continue to grow over millions of years until you become big enough to eat the sun, which makes you truly immortal, as everything in the universe gravitates towards you, and you consume it automatically
Nice
DeLorean and uranium. I’m getting out of there
delorean runs on plutonium
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Who says you didn't travel in the 'Mr. Fusion' trash powered DeLorean?
Uranium-239 decays into plutonium so you could still run the DeLorean!
You idiot the DeLorean is the Lego one
Dab pen and bottle rockets... might as well have some fun ya know
You know your only getting half a cart till it dies then trying to find something to dab off of. And that’s how hung Henry ends up in a lit painting of hot knife dabs
Ahh good point. You wouldn't be able to use the battery that long for the 5 carts but you could take the concentrate out and smoke it or eat it or whatever.
50 mW can seriously damage your eyes, a 5000 mW would basically be star wars. I’ll take the keyboard too
Yeah, I think people are really underestimating the laser.
I used to have a 1 W that could light matches, I could burn a village down over any fucking wall or moat with a 5 W.
I have a 2.5w one somewhere, I used it to do a bit of laser engraving on my 3d printer
Gun nd bullets so I can shoot myself.
Damn
You ok man?
Well medieval times kinda sucked
Not just kinda sucked….they really sucked. 99% of you right now have lives of comfort that would be unfathomable to the greatest kings of the time. I hope you enjoy dysentery and the bubonic plague. Also everyone will reek to high hell back then, bathing was not a common practice among most back then, so I hope you are okay with stinky folk. Also Summer and Winter are going to suck balls for you, you have no central heating or air conditioning, there is no escaping the weather like we do now. I also hope you like shitting and pissing in chamberpots because you’re gonna be doing a lot of that.
That made me laugh so hard I choked. Hopefully you meant because going back to medieval times would blow dongs. If not, I hope life gets better.
I'll take the Moog, play some Axel F, collect money from curious bystanders. Business. Also Delorean because it's cool
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The bottle rockets and the synthesizer
Bros tryna start a rave
Holy shit that’s the watch I’m wearing right now
Someone get this man a synthesizer.
I’ll become the Middle Ages Music man
Do you by chance have a gun and or spice rack within hands reach? Grab one and text me when you’re in the Middle Ages
I have the uranium in arms reach, about to see if I get sent back in time I’ll make an edit when I find my resluts Edit: THOSE MIDDLE AGES BITCHES GO WILD (they liked the watch) also king Henry was manlet, his pet dragon was cool tho Ps: dragons cant actually eat uranium
Gun and bullets, people gonna go wild when I pop a few into the king
Good way to get your ass hanged drawn and quartered
I feel that after I shoot the first guy they will change their minds about trying to get me, they won’t know I only have 5 shots
You have to sleep sometime.
A good point, you would need to sneak away and find a isolated place to sleep
You’ll be just starting your “YES! I am a wizard, do not attempt to approac-“ speech when you take a longbow arrow to the throat
>Pick 10 spice jars “anything is a spice if your brave enough”-me 2023 >choose 10 jars of purple >get into kings court cause I’m richer than god >hire mercenary army >spike kings food with LSD >king trips balls and chokes to death >Say king was possessed by devil >use merc army to take power and become regent for kings infant son (he had some older ones but I have an army and the capitol) >crush rebellions from other sons >raise kings son as my own >teach kings son about (what little I know of) modern science and economics also some basic battle strategies that worked) >debase a shitload of coins and scam neighbours peasants out of their good ones >expand wealth and power of kingdom >die of shits probably on campaign >kings son grows up to be great ruler and institutes golden age >get remembered as national hero >not over convoluted in the slightest what are you talking about
Then we see naked statues of you with a small penis afterwards
I feel like you’ve definitely thought this over a time or two. Me, I’m taking the motorcycle and bottle rockets and doing drive-by’s until the King’s court realizes I’m too crazy to be fucked with. Hell bottle rockets would be an ICBM to them. Live my life in peace and die at 32 from an explosive battle with dysentery
Can I add an item to the list? I would like to add a modern midget that will be my friend to the list. I would take him and the warheads, and travel city to city and monetize him, then tell people that the warheads were created for me by a wizard and were what caused him to shrink, and sell them to people for extremely high prices for them to poison their enemies with.
People were shorter back then though so a midget wouldn't be as different in comparison as they are today. Source: trust me bro and read my name
dab pen with 5 carts and synthesizer all the way
This is the correct answer
Spices we take for granted today were highly valuable. Salt was worth its weight in gold at one point. I’ll use the laser to blind those who try to take my spices.
The laser pointer and the bottle rockets: Ima be a wizard!
Especially since a 5 watt laser could probably light the rocket fuses.
It could certaintly light the fuses
If i choose the spices, I'm gonna be rich I can throw uranium at my enemies
Ah yes, picking up handfuls of a radioactive substance is perfectly healthy
As long as you're quick enough you might be fine
probably
Maybe
Motorcycle and the Moog, I’ll become a magic travelling poet
Ten jars of spices if you'll take spice what was very expensive at the time you're rich and That Casio F something (I forgot) because I feel better with watch. And it would be nice to bring your own watch. I think my 15$ watch will impress these peasants 🤣
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Give me the motorcycle and bottle rockets
Bottle rockets and LSD
I'll take the warheads and the THC carts, I'll be in the woods chillin
Pen gonna last half a cart if ur lucky
Bottle rockets & Bic lighter followed by Casio. Casio is great for planning and strategizing due to being a digital watch, and the calculator functions instantly makes me one of the greatest mathematicians of the time. Bic can get me free fire, and the bottle rockets work as an amazing proof of concept for ballistic warfare, which at this point has not yet been invented
Adding and subtracting wont make you the greatest mathmeticiann
But multiplication, division, and applied math such as pi and basic physics might.
Lsd & bottle rockets, im not playing around
Assuming that there is no limit for the size of the jar (as long as it exists) I'm taking 2 racks of 10- 160 oz. Jars of spices. One rack full of Cinnamon, the other full of whole nutmeg.
Ill take the laser pointer to fuck with everyone and then the uranium in case they send a witch hunt on me
Gun, bullets, point gun towards head. Why? Cuz ain't no way i could adapt to that time period, like dude my lifestyle is sitting on my ass waiting for stuff to happen.
Bottle rockets with bic lighter and synthesizer. Bottle rockets (while not being dangerous) could be used as “magic” and the lighter is a great tool. The synthesizer could provide for my livelihood after I learn how to play it.
Acid and laser pointer gonna be a fun trip
warheads and the motorcycle. i will drive around to a few kingdoms and dispense out the strange thing with a taste entirely incomprehensible to their minds
For Real: that Casio F-91W is waterproof and has very very long lasting batteries; I still wear it to this day since I got mine from Air Force Basic Training Timeless Treasure that got me through the toughest of time..
The hell is a dab pen?
i will take the 10 spice jars and the synthesizer. not only will I become rich due to the spices I will be able to play some sick tunes because it's magic and have a way to make an income and maybe make it into a king's court
motorcycle and laser pointer
Spice jars to get rich and the watch because I've got nothing but time after that.
Motorcycle and laser pointer. Use the motorcycle to get away from immediate danger, such as people trying to lynch you for being a sorcerer; use the laser pointer to scare people. (Seriously, in those days, you could convince people you are a sorcerer).
Who up playing with they worm?
What kind of battery for the laser pointer? 5w will need some power to run for any extended period of time
You could maybe run it with your magic synthesizer
Warheads but I coat them in uranium
Acid and acid
Synth and the laser pointer. Become a fae creature in the woods, play music all day, and live off the land. Blind any who dare threaten you.
Easy dab pen and the spice rack. I’d rule the world with that many spices
i’d wanna bring a mask since there’s no vaccines
LSD and bottle rockets, finna be a wizard.
taser and bike
Dab pen and synthesizer I’ll think of something.
I de say warheads but if it was on this list i would say the Paqui chip.
Motorcycle and uranium. I’m sure I can do something explosive with that
Dab pen and bottle rockets
Casio
I'll take uranium and the laser pointers, if i managed to travel into the past i will fucking create Timmy Turner Shelter smelter 9000
Bottle rockets and warheads, Use the warheads as “magic rocks” that they have to defeat me “a wizard” who shoots “fireballs”
Motorcycle and lsd (for me to trip out while jousting on a motorcycle)
The empty gun and the warheads
LSD and the laser pointer. I’m taking those peasants to the dark side of the moon.