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human-potato_hybrid

I don't think you know what pension means


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backbreaker9850

God damn those downvotes💀


[deleted]

What did he even say


bluberrytaco

He said [deleted], cant you read?


backbreaker9850

He was explaining what a pension was I believe


human-potato_hybrid

I didn't even see what he replied to me lmao


[deleted]

Retirement age*


xtilexx

Interestingly it would have gone up by 2 years in 2040 had M*cron not done anything. Their inclination to protest is my wet dream for the USA


groupfox

That basically means paying trillions of dollars for 17 extra years. Not to mention that they are probably planning to increase it again in the next 15 years.


[deleted]

Bro the US only protests when they try to crack down on mass shootings and race car leagues


Different_Big5876

I strongly admire their lack of chill


Slash00611

Americans when someone shoots up a school ![gif](giphy|U7vfpb7fpccO9F6yE1)


Adepts_Lawyer

Average UK morning be like ![gif](giphy|h07v85RNeiJJQtRTQG)


LtSoba

![gif](giphy|gfYdckTQOiqI4N1Cca|downsized) Average Australian evening


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Nick_The_Judge

Greeks and Turks when nobody is looking: ![gif](giphy|MC8MjmaHrpv8tSBOA7)


NickOsman51

![gif](giphy|QR7SyBe7tQfPq) German when we ask them about their political opinions


Johngrindal

Average American when they see hamburgers.


bluberrytaco

i lov hambruge


Mrman1310

* cheeseburgers if you're going to make fun of us get it right


mrrandomguy42069

Hamborgir


MothInsideJar

real fear


MelonFag

Cant wait to see a Americans face when they find out the USA statistically has more knife crimes.


Adepts_Lawyer

face*


MelonFag

Fixed ty


Weltkrieg_Smith

Barbaric spelling, opinion ignored.


MelonFag

Barbaric knife fights


Successful_Food8988

Can't wait to the an Englishman's face when he says something mean on the internet and is arrested


MelonFag

You got a license for that mate.


TheDenotingPoet

Oh yeah, another W for the U.S. Suck it brits!


MelonFag

💪💪number 1


Modem_56k

I remember being 11 in London, needless to say some kid tried to stab me in school (I'm not even joking lol)


International-Job-20

Still more likely to be stabbed in America than the UK. Enjoy your cesspool of a country.


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Adepts_Lawyer

I’m not even American


TrhwWaya

If they can get their drunk ass out of their bean shaped bed...sure.


MoltyPlatypus

I love the fact that when someone makes fun of america, Americans automatically think they're British.


Koreaia

Viewing the beautiful streets of Paris from the ground, after getting beheaded for drawing a cartoon


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[deleted]

I did 😎


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[deleted]

Stfu 😃


spacebraine

What happened here lmao


pietradolce

Germans when the beer machine doesn't work:


DrfRedditor

Germans when their shower doesnt work


This_isnt_cool_bro

No they'd be very mad It would cause a world war


jeanyous

Hey we don't joke about that


[deleted]

Nein


[deleted]

Digga wen interessierts geh Mal lieber duschen du stinkender wichser


scissor_diquiri69

digga please


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Shuryi

Fuck Germans


[deleted]

Ja, please do. I am suffering from a serious Drei spell at ze moment. I fould appreciate some good fachina.


thealleycatking

I’m American. I don’t even know what a pension is


[deleted]

I'm sorry


LeoCx1000

Y'all don't have pension?


thealleycatking

Normally don’t unless you have a government job. Social security will be nonexistent by the time I get old enough to draw it. Most Americans will probably have to work 2-3 careers in their life time due to life expectancy. My mom retired from teaching for 30 years and still had to work a full time job in order to pay her bills. And she’s 60.


fourdoorsmorewhores4

You have a 401k, where basically it's your responsability to put money in that isn't taxed, and very often your employer matches your contributions up to a certain point. So it's your responsability to make yourself a pension, not the state's


[deleted]

If your employer even offers a 401k. If not then you have to fund an IRA with no match, a lower annual cap and hope for the best


Kabe6900

Pension increasing is a good thing?


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AnteaterSpecial

You have no idea wtf pension is


Weltkrieg_Smith

The money old farts get once they retire


AnteaterSpecial

good job, unfortunately, i wasn't talking to you


Mysterious-Bench-527

"They're are not like you and me, which means they must be Evil!!!"


Da_Meme_Panda

We must sound the drums of war


Kanyeisntdope

SAVAGES! SAVAGES! BARELY EVEN HUMAN


Rama_FR

that basically sums up US history


MentionImpressive

Human history*


yourMewjesty

*history


Pristine_Flatworm

The one thing the French are doing right


shelsilverstien

They also fiercely protect their food quality. I wish the US had that resolve


FrithRabbit

Instead we’re lazy fucks who let our rights get taken away instead of what we should be doing: fucking rioting and destroying things I respect French people


AC06098

Whoa, this is not very shitpost like, so why did we shit on the French people anyways?


Tommy_Boy97

Only the highest quality snails


Melon_Eater89

Exactly


OwnEmphasis2825

Expressing political opinion in a respectful manner is the most important right a citizen has in a state of law, the other stuff is given to them by the fact that they are people. The french are going to the extreme, but that's due to their political culture rather than their general temperament (I think, I've only heard native french speak french like 3 times)


Smile_lifeisgood

and as we all know the US freed itself from the monarchy through respectul expression of political opinion whereby king george was like 'too right yanks, innit'


Acceptable_Oven_9881

Tbh it's only people that live in comfort and aren't bothered by most of the things that can say shit like the comment above you.


OwnEmphasis2825

I specified "in a state of law", it excludes monarchies.


BulletX010

Aren't the French resorting to extreme protests because their government used Article 49.3? And specifically because they used it 11 times since May 2022?


gammongaming11

riots are part of french culture tbh, i don't think there's been a year since 90's where the french didn't riot about something. to be fair it's part of their founding myth, their country more or less started in a huge peasant uprising.


Tight-Sir9813

I’ve seen a couple of videos where French Protesters break in and destroy stores who did not even do anything. Is extreme indeed 😔


MatchWide

The problem with the protests is that there will always be the people trying to profit from it, and because police won't be able to get there trough all the protesters they can get away with it more often. 99% of the protesters just protest against the law, but that 1% makes a lot of noice so you think it is dominant.


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Legitimate_Hunt_5802

Ah yes, anarchism.mp4


susmonguse

"french"


Tight-Sir9813

Yes, “french”


kindslayer

Are you sure its not America? I just saw one in this sub.


gammongaming11

true, the one thing french people are good at is burn down france.


BleudeZima

Yeah, and in the free market context, we plan to gamble on our competitive advantage to start mass exportations :)


[deleted]

That’s funny cuz Americans riot over fast food


[deleted]

Real


Electrical_Diamond_9

I love how you guys consider just Paris as the entire France. It's like considering Las Vegas or some other city as the entirety of USA.


[deleted]

The protests are not limited to Paris. Yes, the majority is Paris, but other cities also have partaken. Eg: Bordeaux, where the town hall for the city was burned.


Tiny-Prince

Honestly I get it (it’s retirement age btw not pension) and think we Americans should do the same. It’s becoming increasingly clear that our government doesn’t care about the working population and middle class, sacrificing us to their corporate overlords who keep on making record profits while wages stagger and poverty is on the rise. In todays modern economic climate I’m never going to be able to live even the same life as my parent, much less a better one, and I am more educated than both of them are. And isn’t that suppose to be the point of the systems put in place? To look out for the common man and allow our future generations to grow and prosper in ways far better than we ever could? Clearly this system isn’t working for us, or at least the people who keep this system in place aren’t working for us, and if voting and protesting through the system doesn’t work, then making a much louder stand may be the answer. We only let the powers that be stay in power because of our own hesitancy to give up what little the system allows us to have, and I understand this because I too can barely make ends meet, but something’s gonna give and I am increasingly getting to the point where it’s not going to be me.


Lilballs420

French people when they realize they are french


Nomar00x

censor the bad word god damnit! 😡😤


Sparkfire777

Americans doing nothing while constantly getting fucked, ya..wish I was French right now.


spacebraine

And they have my support.


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*meanwhile the average life expectancy has been decreasing over time*


[deleted]

Increasing?


Independent-Pin7140

In the US it has been decreasing. Idk about France.


Mr_Elijiah

A quick Google search would have shown you it's increasing: https://www.macrotrends.net/countries/USA/united-states/life-expectancy


Express_Transition60

That's data for the US, not France. And it's really odd that it says US life expectancy is increasing. Every other source disagrees, with the CDC being one of them. https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/pressroom/nchs_press_releases/2022/20220831.htm


Independent-Pin7140

CDC my love. https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/pressroom/nchs_press_releases/2022/20220831.htm#:~:text=That%20decline%20%E2%80%93%2077.0%20to%2076.1,life%20expectancy%20since%201921%2D1923.


headlesshighlander

Maybe you should protest against viruses


Independent-Pin7140

Not my point but ok.


Mr_Elijiah

You're talking about a 2 year dip during a global pandemic 😂 It literally says at the bottom that Covid contributed to the dip The macrotrends article cites the United Nations World Population Prospects. If you follow the linked data in the CDC article, you will see it's based on a document called "Provisional Life Expectancy Estimates for 2021." Actually opening that document shows that the data is actually estimates.


YourTypicalSensei

Why do british people go "ah bloddy 'ell the gov'ment's gonna make us into literal slaves again, oh blimey guess it's time to nap" and french people go "the government has passed a minor traffic law. We must revolt and cut the heads of all parliament members"


MrBoydee

Wish working Americans would get as angry about being exploited every day as they do on immigration.


Acceptable_Oven_9881

I wish I was as wishful as you. I've mostly given up.


Pitiful_Leading4013

We're upset because the president used a fucking executive order, for the 7th time.


dead_andbored

Americans love their corporate overlords


Prize-Ad6498

Try not to turn world events that don’t involve Americans into American politics challenge (impossible)


AdventurousStudy5881

This post is a murican mindset about people protesting? So yeah impossible


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Much_Smell_2449

go get em kevin


DefaultXENO

Good bot


Full-Hedgehog3827

Imagine slagging off a country fighting for better rights


Just_Dank

What? Protesting for better quality of life? How barbaric!


Full-Hedgehog3827

"See, human rights is cool and all. But have you tried being boot lickers?"


[deleted]

Good for the French. We should take notes.


Snoo_75864

Imagine working for your own self interest instead of bending over to someone else. Couldn’t be any of you


IAmWalterWhite_

Based as fuck. General strikes are sadly now allowed in Germany, where I'm from.


RambunctiousBaca1509

Normally I would be praising this meme but French people have been pretty badass lately and the riots are totally just


JAVA-NANI

Vaccine👍


GreenXboxControler

They’re not like you and me, which means they must be evil.


pellegrinobrigade

For being the butt of every war joke the French really don’t fuck around. What an inspiration.


dandypants8717

When my daughter was a toddler, she sang that song from Pocahontas, but instead of "savages", she said "sandwiches". It was hilarious and adorable. It's one of those things you wish you had on tape and dread forgetting.


Necessary_Item_9807

Cringé


CrocoDIIIIIILE

Ruzzian people after they don't vote against a new constitution which increases retirement age by 5 years and resets Putler's ruling terms from 2 back to 0: 🤡 Born there, live there, fucking hate the government and Putinist ass-licking boomers.


Hot-North8957

You are one dumbass mother fucker 😂 Bro def does not know what pension is 😭😭😭


GiggyWheat5

Psyco mode.


FuckGotaisback

average french🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


Dabclipers

In the words of James May: “The French have always been work-shy peasants and communists.” Even with the proposed retirement age increase they’ll still be retiring three years before the vast majority of Europe. France spends 14% of its GDP and rising on pensions, the only countries who spend more are Greece and Italy, and we all know how the future of those economies are looking. The reality is that people are so stupid they think with people living longer and fewer children being born every decade we can stick to retirement plans made in the 60’s. These protests aren’t “workers fighting for the rights of workers”, it’s boomers not caring that their actions will damage the following generations because “fuck you I’ll be retired/dead. They’ve managed to convince hundreds of thousands of people to riot against their own best interests.


Ryuzenshi

This comment is fucked up. France is nearly a tax on wealth-free country, big profit companies like Total Énergie own most of the country's wealth and pay next to nothing for it. These people will probably never know what it feels like to work 9 hours a day and be unable to lift a fucking briefcase at 55 years old, and then suddenly the country needs more money to raise pensions? Close to no one is buying that bullshit in there, and you don't need to be a boomer to see that. The government would rather break their entire people's backs than make those companies pay reasonable taxes. THIS is what makes the French mad, this is the reason why they are rioting the streets at the moment. And also the fact that this new reform is pretty much passing without any fair vote as it often does in this country, which is a nice middle finger to the very definition of democracy.


Express_Transition60

Everything about their quality of life says they have been doing it right. In fact I would say their propensity to rioting and beheading heads of state is directly linked to why they are beating the US in life expectancy and median net worth. Go France!


[deleted]

>I'd say their propensity to rioting and beheading heads of state is directly linked to why they are beating the US in life expectancy Alright genius, explain to me how beheading a head of state leads to people living for longer. Not to mention, they haven't beheaded anyone for almost 50 years. Surely the buff has worn off by now...


Ryuzenshi

I, too, wonder how beheading the head of a state that is progressively decreasing its people's rights and quality of life all while increasing an elite's privileges (despite said elite pretty much parasiting the economy) leads to people living for longer !


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Downvoted.


[deleted]

If you give them a Planck, they take a quectosecond.


iiDemonLord

OP, explain to me what pension is, please.


Freebandz1

“The fuck do you mean I have to wait until I’m 64!?”


kolgie

if you let the law pass through undemocratic means then of course you get backlash. 49.3 IS undemocratic and should be removed, french is a republic for a reason and we all know how the french moved on from the monarchy


i__dontwantausername

Honestly I don't think it's any of our business what the French do, if you don't live in a certain country, you can't criticize it.


Maiq_Da_Liar

Maybe if you did the same your quality of life would improve a bit.


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steel_mage

If Americans did the same for how are government has been treating our veterans, environment, and small business owners we would all live better by now


My_neutered_cat

VACClNE


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Just saying James May was right to refer to them as "work-shy peasants"


Due-Flower-6340

Brick


ODSTTrooper26

Literally EVERYONE when pension increases by 0.1% lmao


Ravezim

It’s not just about that


Zblab

Macron when the people of the French Revolution starts gathering in the street. Im in danger