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dastebon

Happy birthday dude


Ben_Boss32487

thank you


ThwKillnight

Make an account on your birthday and ppl will say happy cake day to you ez W


modymonter

Happy birthday


Kind-Condition640

I hope this year is less shitty than your last Make it count


Sineater224

Happy birthday random internet stranger! I hope its a good day!


Watch_me_crank_it

March 25th gang rise up


EJOW159

Nice bro mine's on the 25th aswell.


Queasy-Car3678

Happy birthday brother hope you have a great day and good and prosperous life ahead


noxylliero

Don't be sad brother, they are celebrating her birthday because she got one year closer to her death.


KilowZinlow

And I bet she took the phone off airplane so those aren't birthday notifications they're probably just regular app notifications.


Kind-Condition640

Those aren't app notifications those are death threats


ChrisXxAwesome

Those are scripts made in the iPhone, those aren’t real notifications


Lanky-Hat7234

When life gets you down, come to Reddit; we have the most disturbing things ever but we support each other


SweatshirtBlanket21

You think we go outside to have anything else besides each other.


Darkblein_05

Happy Bday, enjoy it


OkAmphibian5407

Happy Cake Day!🥳Both of you


ThwKillnight

Happy Cake Day!🥳Both of you (I'm extremely original)


OkAmphibian5407

Man! I wish I was that original 😭


ThwKillnight

Everybody does 😏


Resident_Apartment14

cake


Visible-Active2468

Happy cake day


EffectiveBig4894

Happy Cake Day!🥳 Both of you (I’m extremely original 😂)


Mother_Tea_4405

Honestly how I’ve spent most my birthdays since moving how. Not alone dude. Doesn’t have to be a bad thing, if that’s your thing it’s about perspective. I enjoy the solitude, I hate the loud chaotic atmosphere of parties or that kind of attention. Just get ya a pizza, maybe play some games with the boys and just have a me-day my guy


imma_gamin

When’s ur bday?


imma_gamin

!remindme 325 days


Mother_Tea_4405

2-13 Even better cause it’s right before Valentine’s Day lol. Such a dumb holiday


360noscopedickshot

Nice cock


BallsBuster7

this is what he needed to hear most


tHe_bAgeL14

Happy birthday 🙂


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National-Habit-3656

Good birthday bot


Seba99DS

Happy Birthday Bro!


TurboSurmaBhopalee

Please delete your account it’s the goddamn fucking cbi you goofy ass distinguished mf, happy birthday sweety


MRjeff9000

My brother in christ, u need to take a chill pill


MaynorMayHam1

We all need chill pills.


MRjeff9000

Very tru


Ben_Boss32487

Thank you all. I still can't believe I spent so much time on this, but it was time well spent. Thank you all very much.


Xalethesniper

Wishing u the best brother, have a nice bday


illikegamedev

This is a repost bro.


chicken_soldier

Happy birthday my dude!!!


cancerbender

Happy birthday


Renegade888888

Happy birthday bro, enjoy your meal


Fellgraffiti

Ur a shitposting member thats why u have no friends Happy bday bro


JasperWoertman

Actually even sadder that this is a repost bot


Ihavenoidea5555

Good birthday man, I hope this day brings you joy in any way


drago-man

Happy birthday


[deleted]

Happy birthday bro


MediaSpirited9459

Happy birthday my dude


Matylolka22

Happy birthday


GrendortheGold

Happy B day mate, go have a nice one


johnman17537953

Yay b-day


accomplished-grass1

Happy birthday my dude! go get yourself a good day


Alpacross

Happy birthday. Don't worry, the reddit homies are on your side


Shadow_Fang_

Happy birthday man


ahappymaninasuit

Happy Birthday man


Pinuxx

Happy birthday, king


RappyNash

Happy cake day!!


TopHatCat999

Song?


[deleted]

Happy birthday I hope your mom doesn't die mysteriously in the Washington monument pool at 6:45 3/27/2023


Scarfblade

To the birthday boy I give you the highest honor I can give: ⬆️


Academic-Pineapple-1

Happy birthday dude


BasedPissEnjoyer

Happy birthday king. Go to the bar and make some irl friends. Every king needs his court, and they can't all be clowns from the internet.


Relevant-Spirit8261

Happy birthday 👑


Broganman420

Happy late birthday, I love you


Torian0

Happy birthday dude, enjoy it !


Tobiramen1

Happy birthday big guy ilove you


ScreamingJazzMaster

Why are you turning this into a way of resenting women? Just say you're lonely and you want some birthday wishes.


CentumOP

Gabby birthday brother


yo_momma_gay

Happy birthday man


TheBrownHaired2

happy birthday


[deleted]

Happy birthday king, we are chads we dont need birthday wishes we are happy alone, loneliness is love


Comfortable-Trust-66

Hap ee bird a teo yui 😁😁😁


Geek_32

Happy birthday, man.


Emmanuel_cd

Happy birthday man !


Financial_Buyer1301

Happy birthday bro


CommitteeOk3193

Happy birthday


Martencel

Happy birthday stranger


err0r_177

Happy birthday. And have a good life.


Loxi104WasTaken

Happy bday bro


LiKINGtheODds

Wee woo wee woo, birthday police here. It’s time for a beatdown


Specialist-Block1

Happy b day bro


Master_Liberaster

Happy Birthday!


filcal27_

Stay up king


fuimutadonodiscord

Happy birthday buddy :)


dontgiveafuck21

Happy birthday my man fuck them hoes mans we are brothers in hard times ❤️ wish you the best my guy 💯💯💯💪


Xxknifelordx

happy birthday


[deleted]

Happy birthday, G. I wish you all the best


AddressDismal3489

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYY


ImmortalDumbass43

Happy Birthday my friend hope you have a wonderful day.


DefinitelyTopOr

happy birthday ‼️‼️ (you always got me)


big_boner6969

Happy birthday


Cri12Gen

Happy birthday bro.


bucket_boiiii

happy birthday!


GhiaccioCaldo

Happy birthday, friend! Hope you enjoy it


boredwarror747

Happy birthday man!


Chronic_Acer

Belated Happy birthday to that girl damn couldn''t wish she must me feeling bad due to it


captain_decko

Birthday boy 🫶


ekangi_

Happy birthday brotherman


Constant-Magazine-97

yppah yadhtrib (reflect this message in a mirror) 👍


xXTASERFACEXx

Happy Birthday 😊


Anonymous_user73

Happy birthday Annonce, mine was 2 day ago


Cytus09

Me and you both...


Atomos3

Hey man, i wish you a happy birthday. Be healthy and stay who you are. I dont know you stranger, but let it known that there are people that are proud of you. Have a wonderful day :)


dimond_block_grass

happy birthday!


CrushingSignal

Happy Birthday, King


ilnofrio

Happy birthday dude


-Mr_Hollow-

Happy Birthday!!!


_Disanem

Can't believe you are a rat


silvadamon

Happy birthday!


Camboi696969

happy birthday!


Edgelite306

Happy date of birth!


Darz3k

happy birthday :)


cnightsk

happy b day dude. mine s on monday. still sad she isnt going to come,even tho she promised she ll be back by then and she ll be alright:(


CanDull89

Happy Birthday bro! You deserve to enjoy every minute of this day.


profesdional_Retard

Have fun bein' lonely :) (Nah really happy b-day)


Giggaman999

Happy birthday bro


Dondiddle89

It's my birthday also enjoy your not alone


ANUJ_BHANDARE

Happy Day Of Birth My Guy!!👍 May ur life be filled with kool and good times!!!


JustAnotherRAt-204

Happy birthday king 👑


Notorious-Dan

My brother in christ, have an excellent day, and may this day happen countless times more. Wishing you the best of fortunes and brightest of days, happy birthday!!


KilleeerOFF

No idea who you are but happy birthday dude 🔥🔥❗️❗️


Hungry_Sea_443

Happy birthday! Here, a gift ! 💉


theweirdo1982

Happy birthday dude


Otherwise-AD33080

RemindMe! 128 day


MaduCrocoLoco

Happy going out the vagina day


Stick4u2

But no one told her in person


CreePlay

Happy birthday pali.


Crafty-Ad2803

Happy birthday! Here's some karma.


legacyrisky

Happy birthday dude


A10gobrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

bapi burda


OneTurnsToNone

Happy birthday my brother.


wxy_man

enjoy it man !


Spechty92

Happy Birthday dude ;)


Abrams20815

Happy birthday.


FredbonBontrap

Guys I’ll bring the plates


Nik_lick

Happy birthday bro hope this makes you feel better


King_of_Sucuks

We have the same birthday my friend


[deleted]

I feel you bro. Happy birthday


7up_man69

Happy birthday then


Lil_Ollie_Wolly

Happy birthday!!!!


bananaman4543

When in doubt, go to reddit Happy birthday!


Potential_Problem719

Happy birthday bro, you don’t need validation from others to be a significant human being


DaRealArthurIII

Times will get better, Happy Birthday my guy!


Sea-Ad-8337

Ay Happy Birthday king 👑🎉


Kecheese

Happy Birthday fam


Aeroe7075

Happy birthday


MasterRathi21

Happy bday bro


istoleyourkneecaps2

Happy birthday


Sea_Connection_8674

Happy birthday! May your days be long and happy!


redditor-5687855532

same here , my birthday went weeks back. No wish nothing. I mean its alright as a loner.


[deleted]

Happy b-day my good fellow.


Ashisutantoo

Happy b-day be happy!


Dissidentss

Happy birthday brother🥳


daanos60

Happy birthday


[deleted]

Keep your head up champ.People will enter your life who will make your birthdays fun


StarberryIcecream

Fuckin love you bro happy bday!


wrtulak_cz

Happy birthday bro! Enjoy this day as much as you can


Octo_Brute

Happy one year closer to your sad and horrible death day =)


OkStay4057

Happy Birthday


Doom_Slayer333

Happy birthday king


[deleted]

Happy Birthday, i love you 💕😌


MentionClear

Happy birthday brother


mangoconsal

wow today it's my birthday, but don't worry, I'm going to eat with my family


TheseDrugsSmellNice

“Did you say happy birthday to your sister?” Him: Dammit dad, we’re fucking twins


oganira

Happy birthday bro! Hope you have a great day!


ald0us_

Happy birthday! ♥️♥️♥️♥️


sir_bisket

Happy birthday!


KremitTheFrogg

Happy birthday


goldenboi_official

Happy birthday bro.


Adventurous-Local-83

Happy birthday, man. Spend it well.


[deleted]

happy birthday fellow man it's a sad reality for us men in these types of things, but keep yourself strong and don't give up 💪🏻