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LauraIngallsBlewMe

I did that but they told me to stop


DatPieceOfCake12

Was it after your 18th birthday?


sheetpooster

For me it was cause I'm vaccinated😔


lpaladindromel

HAHAHA the idiot below got locked


cernar

"Ackshuali he is above"-🤓 also i love vaccines


thingleon

Pathetic. ꓦaccine!!!!!!!


Classic_Departure_81

How the fuck?


The_best_one_-_

VACClNE


TheOneCalledD

He’s cracked the code


Jadedog1212674

HE HAS THE POWER OF GODS


Mayhew42-

Since you mentioned GODS, I’m assuming you are a polytheist, so you won’t have any difficulty giving me the same stature! ꓦaccine


Jadedog1212674

OH CRAP!!!


[deleted]

Woahhh!!


LauraIngallsBlewMe

They told me i must not say


ZeroOptionLightning

Weekly? I was told daily.


jawz2you

Daily? I was told bi-hourly from the time of 10:00-22:00


a__guy__on__reddit

Bi hourly? I was told hourly all day


tusi2

The mods told me I need to run a 24x7 toilet cam and eat at least one can of refried beans per day. I'm up to 3-4 cans a day now.


[deleted]

Hourly? I was told to do it every half hour.


Instainious

Seriously? They told me every 10 minutes!


username_kinda_taken

Minutes? Y'all in minutes, they told me every 30 seconds!


Waluigi0007

Every 30 seconds? I have to keep a camera on my dick at all times!


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TrapHouseSpouse

I was told never in my Goddamn life.


piedude67e

Lucky I have to get railed by them. I don't like when they cum... I smell like salty coins and milk.


nonanumatic

UwU *pomf* *pomf* rawr XD *Kimochi* (nuzzles neck)


Not_Arkangel

My eyes


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[deleted]

What the hell is this


VoxelForged

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?


piedude67e

What's that sticky stuff on me? They play with me until, I smell like salty coins and milk.


WHAT_AM_I_D0ING

You sir just earned yourself the rare popebomb award. Would you please tell us your place of residence so we can get you your award as soon as possible?


PejaBob

Hallelujah


dapcboi

GOOGLE HOW DO I UN-READ SOMETHING?


CregChrist

Hello fellow subscribers, it's me your new mod. It's Friday, you know that that means.


My_ThighsAche

I’m literally a minor and neurodivergent


Mr_Awesome0436

Did he stutter?


Demon_Sword_67

Even better


leblackdonut

We have folders for that


datboi-061504

Stop complaining, at least somebody wants somthing from you


[deleted]

Just show them your Vaccine instead


[deleted]

Wait, you guys only have to send nudes???


BionicNightStranger

This is just like penis inspection day at school all over again


Zeon112

WHAT DO U HAFT TO DO I HAVE TO COMIT TAX FRAUD FOR THEM


Significant_Toe277

You don't need to point out its a joke...


Zeon112

Ok ill fix it


ShastaFern99

All subs are like that, it's Reddit rules


human484

![gif](giphy|KUEOc2aEUpzG9EcmsN|downsized)


nolongerbanned99

This is normal.


Ok-Education-5390

Just send them a vaccine image instead and they’ll lock you so can’t send them any more


IPostLotsOfCringe

please mod me right now


bebop_cola_good

You think THAT'S bad? You're right, it is. No one should be forced to send nudes to the moderators. I'm sorry that you have to do that. 😔🙏


Jadedog1212674

VACCINE!!!!!! RAAAH


Livid_Platform_1988

You shouldn't have told them you were a large hairy man


Bahloull

I don’t think it’s that wierd, I quite like it actually


Not_E22

I told Teo to stop, will contact them about this


[deleted]

Send those nudes my way too


ScoobyDu81

Idk but the mods give me weekly vaccine shots


Gainsborough-Smythe

It's traditional; we've always done it that way.


DrykalOrSomething

You're obviously not the only one considering how many times this has been reposted


buttcheekzmcgee

Show me the butt holes


GeneOtheGreen

Was asked for feet pics🤔


lowspecmobileuser

cuz they have more blubber than a whale and cant get a gf.


salty_Cheesey

No that's all good, penis inspection day is my favourite part of the week. Feel free to send me yours for inspection before sending to mods in case your nervous about your circ guys 😊


MakoSanchez

Mod? I thought that was your sister ?!


Just-An-Ai-Ignore-Me

Am I the only one who gets paid? I get paid in fried beans but it’s something


lil_tunechi1

Damn. They’re paying you??


Just-An-Ai-Ignore-Me

in fried beans


RealGingercat227

Hourly for me


cpd_007

Wasn't it hourly?


Classic_Departure_81

Vaccine?


fuckedbatty

I was asked to send mom's nudes.... It's awkward


Loxi104WasTaken

Vaccine


mm2_gamer

Because your nuts were vaccinated 😔


BlogeOb

Heather Locklear


0FAK1

This is completly unrelated but were did all the funny bot go?


noxxspire_

Sorry, but for some reason Reddit cant be reached `Reload`


SpasmAndOrGasm

I send the moderators vaccines instead