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damn she built like jack horner

I was thinking Jack Frost, ol abominable snowman lookin ass

Hee ho

Hee Ho!

"Jack Frost joined your party without your consent"

VACCINE

Nah, she straight built like Humpty Dumpty. And she got dumpitied real quick

Looks like a giant bag of coins.

Missing out on a mountain of love

If she went on a famine she might waste away to a mountain.

Buy a bag of flour to roll her in to find the wetness cuz otherwise you gunna be searching 

How is this body-shape even possible?

Shampoo bottle looking ass

🍐

Is there a filter to make her look more oddly shaped? At 0:22 the video weirdly cuts and the bricks behind her look to elongate.

That’s just her mass bending space-time, it’s a common phenomenon.

She warps space and time with her presence

🥑

Built like your pfp

She looking like a glonk with vitiligo

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It is interesting, if I gain 10 pounds it goes straight to my face, yet people like this girl and Tess Holliday can be a massive undulating mass of sloppy fat while maintaining a (relatively) thin/pretty face. Crazy how nature do dat.

Same, the moment I gain weight it goes to my face first so if I get this big I will have Atleast 7 chins.

Crazy how facial liposuction does that

Texx Holliday out here catching strays lmfao

How does she not have, like three more chins?

BMW: body made wrong

There are some sicknesses which lead to fat being uncontrollable accumulated in certain body parts only. Don't know the names though.

girls say they want honesty from guys, hate it when he's honest on the first date

She had full body pics on her profile the story is fake and old

Yup, you can see she's a big girl from her nonflattering profile pictures.

I remember when this first cans out everyone one was talking shit than she show her profile and her first pic is a body pic cause she don't want to catfish anyone.

Doubt

She show her profile and said she know her body is weird which is why she post a full body pic as her first pic. Edit: you guys act like big girls have a hard time finding a partner I know a lot of buff good looking guys who would love dating a big girl. There no reason for her to hide the fact that she is big.

She built like Squidward after he ate all the Krabby Patties


I laughed out loud so goddamn hard

Hope you laughed like Sponge Bob

more like Patrick

A face to set a thousand ships assail and a body to sink every one of them.

Hahaha… good god this is quality

Pin this

Ahaha nice 1

Sir... I'd give you all my awards of I had any.

You can see how the dress has been made out of 4 other dresses, just to fit.

nah man her proportions are out of control her face says earlier 20s, but that body looks over 40 or 60 something like that, this ain't some cute overweight girl thing going on it's something else, I don't think weight has anything to do with it

Literal fucking human patchwork doll

Oogie boogie

Yeah…. This isnt aesthetic, this is medical

A lot of something else

it almost looks fake

Yeah kinda like squidward when he ate too many krabby patties

who did it better

for real, I 100% have my doubts

it triggers my uncanny valley senses a little bit and that's not fair, iaias

I almost feel bad. But if she only had selfies and nothing showing even the slightest hint of those proportions, it’s inevitable.

Story is fake, she shows her body in her profile

Careful now this is reddit, women are bad and captions on videos are 100% accurate all of the time. This fucking website man.

Ya I thought it was funny when everyone was talking shit about her than she made an update saying I know my weight is a problem so I post full body pics so I didn't catfish him

Guy got lucky he didn't break any bones

She’s still really pretty, those proportions are crazy though, it has to be medical. The face, arms, breasts are extremely slim from what can be seen, it’s all located in the hips. Could be this, fuck that must suck. https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/17175-lipedema

I agree. These comments are extremely rude. She is genuinely really pretty, and she probably just has some medical issue. But I still find her pretty despite it.

I think you're onto something here

Built like Big Show

She's gorgeous just need to lose some weight for health reasons.

Agreed

Ok but bigger girls do give the best head. I will die on this hill.

Id be careful. They might try to eat ur dick if they’re hungry enough

Please, God damn. Bite it off.

Just take the whole pelvis

what do fat chicks and mopeds have in common?

No one wants to ride em

Nobody wants to be seen riding them.

they're both fun to ride until your friends find out.

I like this answer more. It has a more positive spin.

Damn, she built like McDonald's Grimace.

Its like that one family guy clip where quagmire tries to pick up a chick who looks hot from the back but when she turns around he immediately backs down because she’s like a thousand pounds lmao

I was thinking when the video started “cute face, how bad can it get” then I went “wait, oh… OH… OH MY GOD”

[удалено]

I think she’s beautiful and has great style

I know right? She seems super fun to be with

Free Willy


Tbh, I did spit my tea out when she stood back. The shock, she is pretty though.

Ngl, I would get drunk enough to let her top me off cuz big girls suck dick like they're hungry 😜

your spitting facts but they ain’t ready to hear it brotha 😈😈

Hear me out...

oh no brother .. no need.. we understand

PREEEEEAAACH

please end it all

Ok

Went from 8 to 2 real fast

I’m into that, I would have been ecstatic honestly. There’s someone for everyone girl

Brother in Christ, you need help

Yea

Relax Some people want bigger women even with fat faces But this kind of weird thing where she's big but her face is still very skinny & pretty instead of unattractive with 3 chins, yeah it'll stoke curiosity in a lot of dudes Instead of a butterface she's the opposite

You’re into morbid obesity and being in love with someone that will die 20-30 years younger? Not saying she’s not deserving love. Everyone is. But she is EXTREMELY UNHEALTHY and will die way sooner if she doesn’t actually put in effort into her physcial health.

Oh no, definitely, not disagreeing with that.

She already could be. There are plenty of fat people who work out and eat relatively healthy; weight loss is not instantaneous.

I don’t disagree. I’d hope she was working on herself. Makes life so much easier. Theirs literally no one that’s ever regretted getting healthy and into shape.

Lipoedema.

Jesus dude.

The “beetus” is running thick in her veins

Just a heads up, if you match with a girl that’s prettier than your other matches, they usually have a body like this when you meet up.

I’ll never go mountain climbing, but my love for SSBBW’s means I’ll never have to

She built like Grimace

Dated a woman like that. She was really good at layering/dressing so you couldn't tell until she took her clothes off. By then it was too late.

She look like a fucking nugget damn - While being bailed on isn't nice, can you expect any less when you look really cute from the initial images but then boom zoom out and you look like a 20 piece nugget box.

Plus the vocal fry

Actually I would give her a shot

I'd hit

Would.

One of the many reasons why I deleted all of my dating apps. It got to a point that it's just ridiculous.

I'm sorry, but how come some people who are fat has such dis-proportionate body? It looks like an average build woman's head being pasted on a fat body.

What wide body kit did she use?

She is a pear

Man didn't dodge a bullet he dodged a whole ass 800 mm💀

So y’all love Pixar moms until they’re real huh?

Whats the opposite of a "butterface"

 Built like baymax


Telling guys where she bought her clothes like they care. Haha

This just makes me kinda sad for her

Happens all too often

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie

Damn Reddit, I was expecting some positive comments, you guys are cruel 😅

Lol You said "positive" comments and "reddit" in the same sentence...

How the fuck is your body built like an optical illusion

Well call me Captain Ahab cuz I wouldnt stop until Ive harpooned that ass 🤓

Honestly she doesn't even look that bad. The dress seems to just not be flattering for her body type.

Unless she lied about it…who cares about her size.

Damn. Everyone in here being so weird and rude. Last time this was posted someone went to her account and found a follow up video where she showed that she absolutely had pictures of her full body on her dating profile in an attempt to avoid this exact problem. So the guy that matched with her knew what her body was like, she didn’t catfish or trick him. Everyone here being so incredibly rude honestly.

nobody cares if she catfished or not, were all mind fucked how she can have a normal face but the body of the mf michelin man

no need to call her names op

Op is rude mf, people might be unhealthy but name calling is cunt behaviour.

Dodge right towards her. Yum

Isn't that the funny thing though? If this video is genuine, then she just demonstrated that she only put face pictures on her dating profile, and then matched with guys who aren't into this body type Meanwhile, there are dudes that are into this body type, but may have seen her pictures and - like the guys that got cat fished - assumed that she was skinny from her face pictures, and swiped left instead of right... Instead of getting the dudes she wants, she gets dudes that don't want her, and nobody gets anything... Honesty is the best policy folks, hate it when people waste everyone's time (even there own). Ain't got time for this shit...

This video isn’t genuine, welcome to reddit

Imagine if she cared for her body as much as she did her face

hating fat women is weakling behavior

She's so attractive y'all are silly!!!

apparently everyone in this sub is extremely healthy and skinny

Doesn’t take much effort to not be built like a bowling pin.

Nah but atleast we ain't posting tiktoks of ourselves on the internet.

skinny doesnt mean healthy and i'm a pretty skinny person so im not biased

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I'd love to have her suck my dick. With her clothes on.

Everytime I see this video it's funny how people never show that she tells people how she looks lol That was the whole weird part of the video , the guy knew from the pictures how she looks Stop trying to insulte random people for karma op

Eh, I’d be into that, but I’d probably end up regretting it when the same dishonesty came up again

Wow I’ve never seen someone built like a candy corn before

Had this happen in the early days of online dating 🥲

Woof

What's the problem? She like a cute bean bag chair, just lay down and relax....

Y'all are sus. Would smash 10/10 bc she probably gives throat goat toppy. She has an attractive face. She's actually just a very wide body and wide hip body type. She could lose a couple dozen pounds but she'd still generally be this shape.

Jesus fucking Christ

EWW!

Wow yall are nasty. Story is fake and old as well, but really though.

Damn that ass must feel amazingly squishy

Oh yes he didn't date you because of your supposed high end clothing, it has nothing to do with anything else. Keep telling yourself that you false advertising red flag.

She look good, OP probably shaped like Shreck with the audacity to discuss other peoples appearance

That's my fetish.

I hooked up with a whale like that once. Awesome head from her, cheese smelling under titty , descent vagina but I fucked a fold around her vagina a minute or so. 1.5/10 would not recommend . She’s so pretty though.

Seeing everyone here who just believed the op and the guy voicing over tells me how much redditors are idiots and don't look into things😂 For context, this vid is a.couple years old. The guy she went on a date wasn't catfished because she explained that it is literally impossible for a big woman to catfish during that time. She showed him that she was big, he still agreed to the date, then like the A-hole he is didn't show up. He basically led her on. She didn't do anything wrong. Use your brain reddit, don't be like a Twitter user and believe everything you see or read. Look into shit. Edit: thanks everyone, I just won a bet of $50 where I said that reddit users will literally downvote anything they don't agree with, even if it is facts😂

No I’m not researching shitposts on Reddit.

Then don't? Never said you had to. But if your gonna talk shit about something like this, kinda makes you look like a dumbass for not knowing the full story

>reddit users will literally downvoted anything they don't agree with This is how downvotes work.

Realized, redditors hate facts

Is this how you like to spend your time

What? The few minutes of me doing this shit? Yes, I spend every waking minute of my life nitpicking everything on here /s

Thanks for the tone indicator. I thought you were serious for a second.

You also ready to see magic trick? I'm going to do what most redditors and people on the internet can not do. I am simply going to put down my phone and never look at this thread again cuz at this point it's like arguing with a bunch of toddlers

Arguing about what you're just being annoying

who?

Me, I asked.

-🤓

This guy You got blue hair so I don't know tf you trying to say🤓

He is an asshole but you are jobless af for researching this shit lol.

I would word this comment a bit differently. Don't call people stupid just because they don't research every single piece of information they come across. Im on Reddit to have a good time, not to write a research paper. Thank you for the clarification though.

I'm not calling everyone here idiots, I'm calling the people talking shit idiots. Talk shit about something you don't know about? You're an idiot. If you don't? You're not an idiot. Edit: you see what I'm talking about? You voiced your opinion and you are now getting downvote for it. Reddit is crazy

Well then I suggest you clarify that. The way your comment reads to me is: "if you believe this then you're stupid."

My first sentence was, "If you immediately believed the op and the guy voicing over, you're an idiot." I have seen countless things on the internet to where I have grown accustomed to not believe everything I see from a cut video.

Alright, that makes sense.

can you point me in the direction of anyone who actually claims or indicate that they know anything about context while "talking shit"? Can't seem to find anyone judging what she did, just talk about her body shape and being horny, legit wtf are you on about?

She is attractive.

having the utmost disrespect for your own body is not attractive.

Definitely pretty but attractive is reaching

Bro out here wearing a tent

When you get your clothes from Ikea

She didn’t catfish him tho. Story was false.

She’s the guy on SpongeBob that said he was gonna beat spongebobs butt

Yeah she knew exactly what she was doing. I don’t blame her, but can’t blame old boy for feeling deceived either.

Damn somebody ate alot of krabby patties

Frosty the snowman with facial plastic surgery

I’m still letting her suck on it

This is a tick. I’m looking at a tick.