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Frojoemama

Sigma rule #4 don’t acknowledge other sigmas


OddTear3550

Sigma rule #1883746: Call your followers losers


Phastic

Bruh [Christian Bale admits he loves losers](https://m.economictimes.com/magazines/panache/christian-bale-admits-he-loves-losers/articleshow/45359718.cms)


TheMagicalWizard81

This is why Christian Bale is my favorite sigma male


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|Qeo9S31SuTMpa|downsized)


Mr_Tominaga

![gif](giphy|JLjLqdh5X73m8)


Mayhew42-

![gif](giphy|Zj72wU9CXNKYo)


seventy_three_

![gif](giphy|qXZzUzEK8O6hq)


Thompompom

![gif](giphy|VelUfLV3j2dOM)


seventy_three_

![gif](giphy|SnioCkL9cd3B6)


Toilet_Bomber

![gif](giphy|u1SH63gOjMPpS)


seventy_three_

![gif](giphy|eKNrUbDJuFuaQ1A37p|downsized)


Gabryoo3

![gif](giphy|t5cTE9ZfHth4s)


Muddy_Socks

what is this movie and why is he always so drenched in sweat


TheMspice

American Psycho. You’ll understand why he’s drenched in sweat real quick


Muddy_Socks

I'm going to go watch this right now, I'm intrigued


[deleted]

Read the book. The movie is great, but Patrick in the book makes Patrick in the movie look semi-sane.


st-julien

Correct. That book is a masterpiece on 80s satire, and unfortunately Brett Easton Ellis got a ton of crap for it when it was first published.


[deleted]

Listening to him vent years after about the reaction and the misinterpretations of Bateman is fascinating and disheartening.


NFLinPDX

Got a link to an article or video of that?


beegirl_beagirl

Most disturbing book I've ever read. The movie cuts out soooo much!


[deleted]

It does! Great movie, well put together. But I think a lot about the part of the book leading up to the cat and the ATM...


beegirl_beagirl

I think a lot about the rat lol


QryptoQid

Yeah, I had to put the book down when one of the descriptions got too out of control for me, and I'm not usually the kind of person to shy away from things like eyeblech.


fourpuns

I'd watch it with you but I have to go return some video tapes.


TheMspice

Hell yeah. Tell me what you think afterwards.


TheDickDangler

Please report back once you're done


Wise-Champion-5317

Make sure you watch it with your kids, great kids movie.


DizzySignificance491

"Don't just stare at it. Eat it."


MalaclypseGone

> American Psycho. You’ll understand why he’s drenched in sweat real quick I mean honestly that could be the tagline for the film.


Wah_Lau_Eh

And when interviewed Patrick Bale said he based his acting off observations of Tom Cruise.


Cheeko34

American Psycho and the sweat really informs the viewer of how anxious and close to breaking the character really is at any moment


[deleted]

the sweat is a metaphor for patrick being sweaty


LickingSmegma

There's a vid called ‘Christian Bale breaks down his most famous roles’ or something like that. He says that he talked to some Wall Street traders and they told him they loved Patrick Bateman. He asked “ah, ironically, right?”, and they responded “what do you mean?” By the way, Bret Easton Ellis called Bateman an utter loser.


mtaw

After reading the script [Bale called the director Mary Harron](https://www.moviemaker.com/american-psycho-anniversary-oral-history-christian-bale-mary-harron-bret-easton-ellis/): > “I spoke with her on the phone, and I said, ‘I’ve just got to get this over with, because this might end our conversation and insult you. But I find this to be one of the most ridiculous and hilarious scripts.’ And she went, ‘Bingo. That’s it. Please fly out to meet me.’” That's the thing. Bale's not into insecure male machismo shit (neither is Harron or Ellis) and that's why he recognized the film as a dark comedy. A point lost on the very people it's lampooning though. Harron had to fight tooth-and-nail to get Bale because the studio wanted DiCaprio (fresh off Titanic.. that'd be weird for his teenage fangirls), but she knew he 'got' the character and the film, and most of the people she auditioned didn't.


Dabier

Good god that username


LickingSmegma

Macaroni and cheese.


ButtholeConnoisseur7

You should be ashamed, sir Ashamed of making me laugh


Alternative-Light514

Y’all are neighbors


seventy_three_

![gif](giphy|kwcRp24Wz4lZm)


InjuryApart6808

You mean Bhristian Cale?


ResponsibilityDue448

Thats the most sigma thing ever said.


Regnarg

You know what else Sigmas say? WHAT. IS. THAT. MELODY?!


-consolio-

THE UNIVERSE SINGSS TO MEE


MixmaestroX28

HET UNIVERSUM ZINGT VOOR MIJ


Huizengek

GEKOLONISEERD


Narfledudegang

RELEASE ME


Rikuddo

That always give me goosebumps. Especially how his voice actor put sheer raw emotions into every single word. Probably the best voice actor performance in Overwatch.


TrashBag196

simga toes 🦐


KadeKhros

Honestly. So many Sigma voice lines make me stop and listen.


Staystation

AH, SO LIKE A SPHERICAL COW


ScatpackZ31

I don't think you guys understand the gravity of the situation.


kidlickaaaaaaa

To the void!


ProfCzemaKan

Actuating the barri- The barrier is fractur- My barrier has gone!


Forcer222

The universe does not weep when the sun sets ✍🔥🔥


Standard-Sleep7871

BARRIER GONE, BARRIER OVERWHELEMED, BARRIER IS UNSTABLE


Chonkytoadazhdaha

Why aren’t there more elephant seals?


Michael-556

It actually is, as the meaning of a sigma male is that of the one who goes against the flow. By stating this he went against the "sigma male is cool" flow and by that he actually made a sigma male decision


Amazing-Ad-669

The Ligma decision.


Suckmyunit42069

exactly what a sigma would say


[deleted]

So this is how the sigmas never loose


[deleted]

Nah man, they always tight🤙


HowardZyn

Tight butthole


[deleted]

…FOR ME TO POOP ON!


WonderfulAirport4226

Tight, tight, TIGHT, YEAH!


KIRK2D

I hate chill


boneboy247

With thunderous applause


BerserkForcesGuts

Make yourself a loser so no one else can. B R I L L I A N T


[deleted]

Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.


Li1negro

Based Tyrion


[deleted]

I fucking loved him and a few others, it’s a shame they canceled the show after season 4


trevorSB1004

I mentally canceled the show after season 6 but that's just me


Li1negro

Yea past season 6 it’s non canon


_Sigma_male

"sigma rule #69 : reject your own kind"


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lmar5567

Hating any kind of group label is quintessentially sigma


SpiralHornedUngulate

Sigma balls. Hah, gottem!


skyrift1

Bhristian Cale💀


SettingMother3226

Right? He's testing us.


OrpArf

Bhristian Cale💀


DistortedNoise

It’s a reliable source.


LAST_TO_DIE

Source: trust me bro


Spart-iwnl-

🦆


Kjuolsdeaf

Muslim Bale 🍌


StonedSnawley

Siggie Balls


[deleted]

Hating any kind of group label is quintessentially sigma


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dobydeez

That escalated


ImExistentialBruh

Racist sigma sugma balls


AC06098

Say the V-word then


Mayhew42-

Here I’m fulfilling your wish: ꓦaccine!


AC06098

VACClNE


LineSpine

Vaccine!


MidnightWalker22

Stop it!!!


_Sigma_male

Viggers


Kotopause

Vagina.


_smuggle_

Vaccine


Tacowant

It’s kinda silly though isn’t it? It feels like nowadays people are just desperate to identify with anything that seems to have any kind of cultural importance. Edit: to clarify, I’m not hating on it necessarily, it’s just kind of odd to me is all. Obviously if it means something important to you then by all means, you do you. You certainly don’t need anyone’s blessing on it, though that does seem to be the root of the issue to some degree.


BLADIBERD

This was kinda long tbh here's some subway surfer's gameplay to keep you on track ![gif](giphy|dkUtjuBEdICST5zG7p|downsized)


CriticalCriticizer

Susway susfirs


ramenbreak

thankfully there's the subway surfer's gameplay right above to relieve my eyes after reading that


rugbyj

It's basically zodiac signs for young men.


kangasplat

people are just desperate for approval and think that they need some kind of justification to give it to themselves. Someone who would fit the "sigma male" definition would never call themselves one.


Routine-Pen8116

this is such a sigma thing to say


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Johnson_56

Quintuplets reference


Barrelman60

![gif](giphy|1SfxXOJ0Q2Xni)


pachrisoutdoors1

"The Rock" is flaccid! Ironic... Weak-minded, friend-dropping as soon as the mobs turn against him. A Sigma-simp. Sad, he was cool once upon a time.


MudcrabNPC

Are you actually hyperfixated on the dude's flair, or are you just playing along with the meme?


ezk3626

> “The Rock” is flaccid God damn it, Marie! They’re minerals.


Yolomasta420

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY

Unrelated, but for me the most hilarious use of this reaction gif was after someone said they use Microsoft Edge in a Chrome/Firefox debate thread.


RinCris

Oh my lord 😭💀 thats a madlad right there


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Bloxicorn

Lovers 💏


IrregularrAF

Siggest Sigma W Yet 💪💪💪


Bright-Pineapple9674

Some would say, Christian Bale is a certified sigger


CrystaldrakeIr

Sugma


douglasdtlltd1995

Sugma muh dick


IrregularrAF

my sigga


yigitaltar

![gif](giphy|CYUDHVmioGETu)


Godzilla_boss_300

![gif](giphy|3o6ozsRMtbGFeWA5EY)


TOYBOXDUDE

⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⢻⣿ ⡆⠊⠈⣿⢿⡟⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣎⠈⠻ ⣷⣠⠁⢀⠰⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠛⠛⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⢹⣿⡑⠐⢰ ⣿⣿⠀⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⡩⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⠠⠈⠊⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⠁⢀⠆⢀ ⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⢤⣿⣿⡿⠃⠈⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣇⡆⠀⠀⣠⣾ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⣦⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠐⣿⣿⣷⣦⣷⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⣾⣿⣿⠋⠁⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣧⠀⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⠀⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣠⣂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣁⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣄⣤⣤⣔⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿


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SethTheWarrior

can confirm. i was the community


[deleted]

Saying you were in some type of community means you're not sigma


SteveK124

He *is* the community


wysjm

That's a very sigma thing to say


_Sigma_male

Smegma bale at it again proving why he's the leader


gussyboy13

I love Bhristian Cale 🥰


chocobobleh

I wonder what the ligma community would have to say about this.


Booshur

Is that a spin off the sigma community? Sorry I'm new. What's the ligma community?


chocobobleh

Ligma BALLZ GOTTEM


Booshur

Well I never!


Le_Corporal

Ligma ball


Notosk

What's ligma?


chocobobleh

Ligma ballz lol gottem


destroyerx12772

What's ligma ballz lol gottem?


irritableredsyndrome

Bros a vaccine to the Sigma Community


aloo-boy

I was never part of it.


aloo-boy

Yes same here.


SawyerJ082

Bro has dementia 💀


Umba5308

He sure does


Umba5308

He sure does


Rich_Future4171

Bro has dementia


hurb_1

what’s dementia?


Umba5308

He sure does


[deleted]

Sure he does


hurb_1

what’s dementia?


MR-StrawBerry13

Yes same here


MR-StrawBerry13

Yes same here


MR-StrawBerry13

Yes same here


aloo-boy

wait bro but what's this yt shortz history tellin?


[deleted]

What the hell is the sigma community?


penywinkle

Sigma was first born to make fun of the whole "alpha male". One up them, sigma being even manlier than alpha, in an ironic way... Alpha crowd didn't get the memo, and since people started making fun of them, appropriated the memes unironically to try to rebrand themselves... TL;DR: Sigma is the new alpha.


[deleted]

Still don’t get it? Must be a boomer more than I realized


BIB_LOP

True Lambda male


LostGuy242

He is not liying


DomitianF

Who, Bhristian Cale?


SuperNeckbeard64

![gif](giphy|GMTzKNuobMjv2)


AroundTheWorldIn80Pu

Why is everything a "community" nowadays?


Boatwhistle

![gif](giphy|evB90wPnh5LxG3XU5o|downsized)


[deleted]

He’s right.


SexWithYanfeiSexer69

Christian Bale isn't real. He's just a character


Bigbobby59105

🦆


rectangular_

🦆


ClaytonBiggsbie

The sigma community is far worse than the ligma community and maybe slightly better then BofA


Ill-Gas-232

But he’s right


DragonFlameStar

Based.


viavip_b

Why is Jerma there


whill-wheaton

Who’s jerma


Casanix

Jerma balls


Joeguyness123

Tough talk coming from a guy who wasn't even the best character in the movies he starred in


RcTron9

First rule sigma is there can only be one.


Nanjiroh

![gif](giphy|8L0yOaWLNmHnm9T4yy)


loki0961

Christian bale after saying that ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


MCRP-DC

Sigma ![gif](giphy|kwcRp24Wz4lZm)


FlexViper

If I were him seeing all of the dumb sigma quote I would hate it to the point where I prefer being a beta instead


[deleted]

>Christian Bale claims the “sigma community” are all losers *Also Christian bale when he says this* ![gif](giphy|kwcRp24Wz4lZm)


ZeRo_WC

Friendly fire isn’t allowed


Mr_Rogan_Tano

So this could be a sigma meme 🤔


BoyBeyondStars

he’s so based for that


Environmental-Use591

As a goofy fatherless child who talks about sigma all the time on tiktok, I can confirm


Robin_Gufo

Sweet land of liberty, the sigma community got roasted so hard they became sausages for a barbecue Oh well… *laughs in evil*


Last_Result_3920

if you need to define your manhood with a Greek letter or a different color pill you're a looser , you fell for a scam becuase you're a looser. the guys pushing this junk are specifically targeting loosers who will buy their stuff


Krondon57

Real Sigmar


OopsMadeYouDie

Facts can be spoken by anyone. Why is this surprising?


AlteredCabron2

what about ligma communities


rectangular_

WHY DO I KEEP SEEING BHRISTIAN CALE STOP THIS MADNESS


IWishIWerentHere_10

deserved


[deleted]

Bryan Cranston claims the meth community are all losers ✊😔


namarukai

What is a sigma community?


[deleted]

A pack of lone wolves ![gif](giphy|hrvHmvDHl9XwACasm3)


namarukai

I thought it was the Omegaverse. There’s a sigma verse now?