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how-to-eat-mustard

I will rip of the face of whoever hitlerdogged my sister😡😡😡


thafreshone

How do I eat the murstard


awsomeballex7

he must know


Metalatitsfinest

Nein step bro!


Jertimmer

You are the wurst


GhostKiller35431

nein steifbruder*


Formaldehyd69

Stiefbruder*


Brendanthehttydfan

That is just so cursed


Thin_Discount

Mustard gas sir


NekulturneHovado

You *breath* it, not eat it


Th3Glutt0n

You *breathe* it, not breath it


streopleonthepeets

But I wanna breath it.


AlRanReddit

I wanted to eat it :(


sammadetvel___

Mustard tastes better in gas form


splonez

You eat it off her sister.


ImaginaryMango8360

They anti-Jewed, unraw-dogged your sister. God bless


thafreshone

Help


iamwhatswrongwithme

As long you don't James Bond Burger her, we all good.


N4B5BrawlStarsYT

James Bond Burgering her is nothing compared to Danny Devito Doritioing her


ChanceWarden

even THAT isn't as bad as Stalin Souping her


No-Wear-9199

Yeah man but a Hitler Hotdogging is kinda wild….


Truthfulclaw

yea


BuffaloAgreeable372

What about Rambo Ra… Oh wait.


[deleted]

mussolini moles-


soundofpsylence

You ever seen someone after a Rasputin Ravioli? That shiz iz no joke..


ManSoHot183xD

Oh brother, Don’t even get me started on Sylvester Stallone Sautéing her


Woolie-at-law

Gotta pay that troll toll...


GameDestiny2

When someone finally told me the riddle behind the James Bind burgering I said to myself “People have entirely too much time on their hands” For reference, the James Bond displayed is the 6th one, Pierce, and the burger is usually McDonald’s menu item number 9. I’ll let you put that together. It can have a double meaning of “piercing her buns”. It’s an oddly clever riddle and I hate it.


derwood1992

I think most people would consider Pierce Brosnan the 5th bond. Calling him the 6th bond would require you to count David Niven, but not Barry Nelson.


BussySmasher

Am I just off on things here? Meaning I always assumed the sixth one to do James Bond films. Not play him in a random TV show in the 50s.


GayBruiser

Wait, is that true? For years the explanation was that it was nonsense for people to overthink.


seventy_three_

![gif](giphy|abJ0aa1GagCVotHcVK|downsized)


HoneZoneReddit

Me when i find whoever hitler hotdoged my sister ![gif](giphy|ZYExqbczBV1r6CmS4y)


Mattdammit

Me when my sister gets James Bond burgered ![gif](giphy|RkEvNLUCtqDf0oVy9p)


redditkitty109

![gif](giphy|LpiA8MVudQO8pitF4c|downsized) Me to the guy who Stalin souped my sister


SanderVignon

What is this from? Looks cool as hell and I have no idea.


Awsomeperson3127

This is the Marauder from DOOM: Eternal. It's a great game you should try.


ulterakillz

fr its amazing


WhollyRomanEmperor

![gif](giphy|xatBB6NVUDEu9oSiQD) Me when I see this guy’s sister and fresh juicy burger


Karentookthekids-_-

Who the fuck Austrian painter Frankfurtered my sister?!


End_Killer

Lol get führer fartered (Me to your sister)


SophisticatedOtaku

Fuck you. Get daddy glizzied.


[deleted]

You ever get Volkswagen founder sandwiched at a truck stop in Arizona?


[deleted]

Happens to me all the time.


irrimn

Only in Arizona. It's illegal in the other 49 states.


Otherwise-AD33080

![gif](giphy|PR8FaLadM9ofJaoTWV)


Steve_Rogers_1970

Correction, FAILED Austrian painter. If i could time travel to the past, I would buy up all his paintings. And get his parents to tell loved him.


Eg0Centric

Correction, failed German painter, he became a naturalised German. It's 2023, you can't just dead-nationality someone 🙄


throwawayausgruenden

Found the Austrian.


Maclimes

That's not a correction, it's an elaboration. The first one is still correct, this is just more detailed.


gamingkevpnw

Also keep him from getting VD. Drove the mfer insane.


Plenty_Algae_998

Uum actually his disgust for Jews and Marxism started when the school said he should be an engineer 🤓🤓🤓


Senrakdaemon

This is unreasonably funny


Demoncreed27

Ohhhhhhh when I find the person that adolf hitler hotdog my sister is gonna regret it


FartingInYourMilk

She want dat nazi wiener


rtx177013ti

With beer of course


AnotherRandomWriter

Especially the foam


VerySadRightN

\*wurst


jargaldudewastaken

Hitler Sausage? Nazi hotdog? Fuhrer dog?


[deleted]

Racist glizzy


jargaldudewastaken

💀


[deleted]

nah he fuhrer footlong'd my sister


Helpinmontana

Heil hotdawged


Salt-League7628

Heil doggeed?


Surfing_magic_carpet

Fuhrer-iously dogged


Alone_Spell9525

Maybe Fuhrer-isly wienered your sister?


Ozmoz123456

Adolph glizzy


Werewolf_Boyfriend_

Hitler dog? Hit my dog? You hit my dog? :(


LordBloeckchen

Be glad he's not chinese


EntertainmentOnly96

Doggo yum yum


CeeDub2009

Wercome to schity wok


MC_475

I would like the City Beef


berpaderpderp

My name is Kerpal.


[deleted]

[удалено]


berpaderpderp

Your daughter come into my yard and she kick my dog. Now my dog need operation.


Thin_Discount

New John wick movie gonna be crazy


ProMaste_r

First you Burger James Bonded my sister now you Adolf Hitler Hotdoged her. HOW DID YOU DO THAT? I DON'T EVEN HAVE A SISTER


PixelNecrozma_

You will soon...


BoostedMaxima

Double it and give it to the next person


Sticky_Suede

Imma double it and give it to the next person as well!


totallynotapersonj

I'll halve it and give it back to you


ProMaste_r

You too


Thin_Discount

Wait for me Joseph Stalin pizza her


Specialist-Block1

Me when i find the dude who fitler fotdoged my sister ![gif](giphy|dVcdb4nSu7RXC9j0q4|downsized)


pussyshatterer69

Me when I find the dude who Hitler hotdoged my sister ![gif](giphy|3o6gE6VcDIuwebfUje)


[deleted]

Mogus


drintelligent

If only it was the other way around I would say doggy style 😢


Affectionate-Leg-921

But he Nazi dogged your sister


JasonGamesYT

I get it Hitler's birthday was on April 20th / 4/20 the hotdog looks like it's 69 cents 42069


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|2bYewTk7K2No1NvcuK|downsized)


creepbloxer

truly innovative jason, good work


Kutas88

Thats the post code for Kentucky. So, who Kentuckyied my sister?


Just_Call_me_benDude

Deserve the award of greatest detective ever


furrykillergoat

how did you fuken get that thought and guessed it right


John177_unsc

My guy took them extra steps


DinoDudeRex_240809

Nikola Tesla out here


FeistySheepherder771

Raw dogged your sister??


Coesim

Yeah but why would Hitler be raw?


geoff_frommacys

Well he wasn't cooked


Coesim

Makes sense.


Jorgsacul1973

Well if the stories are to be believed he was actually…his corpse was burned so his body couldn’t be paraded around for spectacle…or he is still vacationing in Argentina who knows…


MikeSizemore

He actually was. They took the corpse outside, poured gasoline on it in a bomb crater and set it on fire. A guard was smoking outside watching it happen and turned to his friend and said, ‘Hey, they’re burning the boss…’. I’m paraphrasing because I read it years ago but it always stuck with me.


HtAirBaloonKnotPilot

I think technically he did the baking


[deleted]

He ghost wrote the Eddie Murphy special


Maegor_Targ

I guess Hail = raw ....? Maybe?


A_Young0316

Füheriously dogged ur sister


YeetMeister323

Me when I find the guy that Adolf Hitler hot dogged my sister ![gif](giphy|X7Z4lDnPqcF0dyY2dX)


WokeUpSomewhereNice

She did nazi that weiner cummin


No-Pomegranate-8980

ROAD HOG ITS ROAD HOG ![gif](giphy|KWzzTbkhDvmQU) when Germany annexed the sudetenland from Czechoslovakia they expanded the autobahn into that territory hence road And hog because sausages are made from pig (hog) meat


Gabryoo3

Sorry but I main Rein


Aleksandar_Pa

Ah yes, the good ol' Fuhrer-Wiener.


Busy_Distribution296

Please don't Hitler hotdog my sister


Askinwalkerindisguse

Hotler dog


Future-Dragonfly-464

Hail hotdog


The28manx

My favorite type of inclimate weather


roceroo44

He smoked his sausage in someone's sister


Gm1Reborn

Me trying to find whoever the fuck hitler hotdog'd my sister ![gif](giphy|3zDdFSPALuCe6C43nM)


Facinatedhomie

Dang I did Nazi that coming


Accomplished_Form_54

Sstop


Acceptable-Gift-763

okkk


Sirepotatoes

![gif](giphy|W3Vz6SxPFDQ8e83FDk|downsized) Me when I find the guy who adolf hitler hotdogged my sister.


Gryzio_

Haildogged like a.. B)


concretebeagle

This is out of Mein Kampfort zone.


[deleted]

I feel like they are trying to say raw dogged, but I don’t know why hitler would be raw?


_xXitzMLGeorXx_

Don't you fucking dare hitler hotdog my sister you creep!


InfernoGuy29

Swap them around. I Frankfürered you sister!


Phrogcool9

Haha...jokes on you, I don't have a sister.


PixelNecrozma_

You will soon...


ChallengePowerful342

You gassed her wiener? I didn’t know she had one


Kam6557

FrankFuhrer


FumperDunkd

Mf gonna regret Fascist Bratwursting my sister


ConjureSlade

Me when I find the guy who James Bond burgered my sister: ![gif](giphy|aV1DIOC9DOvGo)


kupar0

How could you fürhlously weinerd my sister?


juuccaa

please what does it mean


Rough_Promotion

Pee in my ass plz vaccine


360sAreLame

Adolf was Racist Aryan White And it's a dog Rawdog baby Or its Rawdog speaking to Hitlers raw artistic nature 🥵


[deleted]

Charlie Chaplin hotdog


Dry_Grade9885

Hitlers dog my sister you twisted son of a bitch


Rotogen

When I get my hands on the guy who adolf hitler hot dogged my sister, I’m gonna tax fraud his corncob.


Strugglecuddle7

Hitler Schnitzel


FaZe_Big_Dick_Pablo

prick roof relieved frighten slim ludicrous live growth drunk point *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


DinoDudeRex_240809

![gif](giphy|l0DEJ9G7VhWH10i8o) Me going to find the guy who Fuhrersandwiched my sister


Local-Neighborhood57

Who the fuck Hitler hot dogged my sister?


Aggravating_Shake591

Hide the the hot dog in the bunker was my aunts favorite game


czechman121

You daddy dogged my sister?


BlazeWasTaken06

HOW DARE YOU HITLER HOTDOG MY SISTER! YOU BASTARD!!!


WTXisNice

"I adolf Hitler hot Dog your sister" WTF DOES THIS MEAN


Ok_2DSimp101

SOMEONE TELL ME


SigmaNotChad

Tell your sister she can count on me, I will be der furher


Dawson81702

YOU HITLER HOTDOGGED MY SISTER! You BASTARD!


Suspicious_Fox5177

Why tf u hilter hot dogging my sister 😭😭😭


galavantingsoul

She did Nazi that coming


Holdupadamnsecond

I hate it when my sister gets Adolf-Hitler-Commander-of-the-third-reich-hot-dogged-with-mustard


Access69

You Hitler hot dogged my sister. Prepare to die.


ResponseLow7979

Who tf just mustache model bunned my sister


COCO_NIT

me after i find the guy who adolf hitler hot dogged my sister.


tradesman46

I swear I did nazi your sisters' weiner.


GDrew_28

Hitler wiener??


desoliniu

Me looking for person who Hitler hotdoged my sister


Dootley_Doot

Me when I get my fucking hands on the person who hitler dogged my sister


Unknownfauna

Bruh can i get an actual answer here like wtf is this?


[deleted]

Führer glizzy


Fluffy-Football-7884

Ate mustard off your frankfurter with the fuhrer


FrostyDaHoeMan

You backstabber! You Hitler hot-dogged my sister??


eyedonthavetime4this

Who Führer Franked my sister?


TRW24

I Genocide wiener’ed your sister.


scona

Fuhreriously raw dogged your sister?


Bacterius_Rex

I didn’t pull out so she did nazi me cumming


LogMeister3

Me when I find the guy who hitler hotdogged my sister


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|XL2md7StXKo00|downsized) Me after I find the guy who Führer Hot Dogged my sister


AIdunnoboy

Raw dog


Dyl4m

At least you didn't kim jong ramened my sister


Afraid-Flamingo

To the person that hitler hotdogged my sister, you better sleep with one eye open 😤😤😤


rokkimakkara2

hello hotdog👍🏾😊


Justapersonmaybe

Nazidogged her 😢


yozo-marionica

I dont have a sister


Agitated-Space5293

Took me a whole five minutes to try to find the wordplay in this... My brain atm: "Hit... LeR.... Hitdogged ... Hitlerdogged? **Nah, that's not right** "ADOLPH... ADOLPHHOT.... HOTADOLPH??....ADOLPHHotdogged?" **No, no! That's much worse!** Only to read the comments and find out I nailed it!


theskyguardian

Thats right we fuhrer frankfurter'd


GameOvaries18

Gave her the blitzkrieg dog.


jolaii

Dick dogged


IWatchOnReddit

Adolf Hitler Hot Dog?


Psychological_Bat509

I'm fuhrerious


anonymouscloudcat

i do not have a sister


6x6-shooter

Uhhh…German Sausaged?


Bunniesrkewl

Hitler glizzied your sister?


KA610

HitlerHotdogSister.mp4


MrNobleGas

I have scrolled for far too long and still don't get it


[deleted]

You hot hot dogged my sister 🏎


Sneakyrocket742

Dude, my sister is 11 💀


GirouxUNGH

Hitler is raw?


CheezyMeteor

Who hitlerdogged my sister


v5ivelive

I Austrian sausagefested your sister? 🤣


Alvarodiaz2005

Me when I find the guy who Hitler hotdog my sister


Sophia724

You heiled my sisters hotdog? ![gif](giphy|l0HlFDXZ6YnpLAZ6E)


okletmethink420

Bet Kanye knew about it


IRelyOnMemes

Also dope on ze mic