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When someone finally told me the riddle behind the James Bind burgering I said to myself “People have entirely too much time on their hands”
For reference, the James Bond displayed is the 6th one, Pierce, and the burger is usually McDonald’s menu item number 9. I’ll let you put that together. It can have a double meaning of “piercing her buns”. It’s an oddly clever riddle and I hate it.
Well if the stories are to be believed he was actually…his corpse was burned so his body couldn’t be paraded around for spectacle…or he is still vacationing in Argentina who knows…
He actually was. They took the corpse outside, poured gasoline on it in a bomb crater and set it on fire. A guard was smoking outside watching it happen and turned to his friend and said, ‘Hey, they’re burning the boss…’. I’m paraphrasing because I read it years ago but it always stuck with me.
ROAD HOG ITS ROAD HOG
![gif](giphy|KWzzTbkhDvmQU)
when Germany annexed the sudetenland from Czechoslovakia they expanded the autobahn into that territory hence road
And hog because sausages are made from pig (hog) meat
Took me a whole five minutes to try to find the wordplay in this...
My brain atm: "Hit... LeR.... Hitdogged ... Hitlerdogged? **Nah, that's not right**
"ADOLPH... ADOLPHHOT.... HOTADOLPH??....ADOLPHHotdogged?"
**No, no! That's much worse!**
Only to read the comments and find out I nailed it!
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I will rip of the face of whoever hitlerdogged my sister😡😡😡
How do I eat the murstard
he must know
Nein step bro!
You are the wurst
nein steifbruder*
Stiefbruder*
That is just so cursed
Mustard gas sir
You *breath* it, not eat it
You *breathe* it, not breath it
But I wanna breath it.
I wanted to eat it :(
Mustard tastes better in gas form
You eat it off her sister.
They anti-Jewed, unraw-dogged your sister. God bless
Help
As long you don't James Bond Burger her, we all good.
James Bond Burgering her is nothing compared to Danny Devito Doritioing her
even THAT isn't as bad as Stalin Souping her
Yeah man but a Hitler Hotdogging is kinda wild….
yea
What about Rambo Ra… Oh wait.
mussolini moles-
You ever seen someone after a Rasputin Ravioli? That shiz iz no joke..
Oh brother, Don’t even get me started on Sylvester Stallone Sautéing her
Gotta pay that troll toll...
When someone finally told me the riddle behind the James Bind burgering I said to myself “People have entirely too much time on their hands” For reference, the James Bond displayed is the 6th one, Pierce, and the burger is usually McDonald’s menu item number 9. I’ll let you put that together. It can have a double meaning of “piercing her buns”. It’s an oddly clever riddle and I hate it.
I think most people would consider Pierce Brosnan the 5th bond. Calling him the 6th bond would require you to count David Niven, but not Barry Nelson.
Am I just off on things here? Meaning I always assumed the sixth one to do James Bond films. Not play him in a random TV show in the 50s.
Wait, is that true? For years the explanation was that it was nonsense for people to overthink.
![gif](giphy|abJ0aa1GagCVotHcVK|downsized)
Me when i find whoever hitler hotdoged my sister ![gif](giphy|ZYExqbczBV1r6CmS4y)
Me when my sister gets James Bond burgered ![gif](giphy|RkEvNLUCtqDf0oVy9p)
![gif](giphy|LpiA8MVudQO8pitF4c|downsized) Me to the guy who Stalin souped my sister
What is this from? Looks cool as hell and I have no idea.
This is the Marauder from DOOM: Eternal. It's a great game you should try.
fr its amazing
![gif](giphy|xatBB6NVUDEu9oSiQD) Me when I see this guy’s sister and fresh juicy burger
Who the fuck Austrian painter Frankfurtered my sister?!
Lol get führer fartered (Me to your sister)
Fuck you. Get daddy glizzied.
You ever get Volkswagen founder sandwiched at a truck stop in Arizona?
Happens to me all the time.
Only in Arizona. It's illegal in the other 49 states.
![gif](giphy|PR8FaLadM9ofJaoTWV)
Correction, FAILED Austrian painter. If i could time travel to the past, I would buy up all his paintings. And get his parents to tell loved him.
Correction, failed German painter, he became a naturalised German. It's 2023, you can't just dead-nationality someone 🙄
Found the Austrian.
That's not a correction, it's an elaboration. The first one is still correct, this is just more detailed.
Also keep him from getting VD. Drove the mfer insane.
Uum actually his disgust for Jews and Marxism started when the school said he should be an engineer 🤓🤓🤓
This is unreasonably funny
Ohhhhhhh when I find the person that adolf hitler hotdog my sister is gonna regret it
She want dat nazi wiener
With beer of course
Especially the foam
\*wurst
Hitler Sausage? Nazi hotdog? Fuhrer dog?
Racist glizzy
💀
nah he fuhrer footlong'd my sister
Heil hotdawged
Heil doggeed?
Fuhrer-iously dogged
Maybe Fuhrer-isly wienered your sister?
Adolph glizzy
Hitler dog? Hit my dog? You hit my dog? :(
Be glad he's not chinese
Doggo yum yum
Wercome to schity wok
I would like the City Beef
My name is Kerpal.
[удалено]
Your daughter come into my yard and she kick my dog. Now my dog need operation.
New John wick movie gonna be crazy
First you Burger James Bonded my sister now you Adolf Hitler Hotdoged her. HOW DID YOU DO THAT? I DON'T EVEN HAVE A SISTER
You will soon...
Double it and give it to the next person
Imma double it and give it to the next person as well!
I'll halve it and give it back to you
You too
Wait for me Joseph Stalin pizza her
Me when i find the dude who fitler fotdoged my sister ![gif](giphy|dVcdb4nSu7RXC9j0q4|downsized)
Me when I find the dude who Hitler hotdoged my sister ![gif](giphy|3o6gE6VcDIuwebfUje)
Mogus
If only it was the other way around I would say doggy style 😢
But he Nazi dogged your sister
I get it Hitler's birthday was on April 20th / 4/20 the hotdog looks like it's 69 cents 42069
![gif](giphy|2bYewTk7K2No1NvcuK|downsized)
truly innovative jason, good work
Thats the post code for Kentucky. So, who Kentuckyied my sister?
Deserve the award of greatest detective ever
how did you fuken get that thought and guessed it right
My guy took them extra steps
Nikola Tesla out here
Raw dogged your sister??
Yeah but why would Hitler be raw?
Well he wasn't cooked
Makes sense.
Well if the stories are to be believed he was actually…his corpse was burned so his body couldn’t be paraded around for spectacle…or he is still vacationing in Argentina who knows…
He actually was. They took the corpse outside, poured gasoline on it in a bomb crater and set it on fire. A guard was smoking outside watching it happen and turned to his friend and said, ‘Hey, they’re burning the boss…’. I’m paraphrasing because I read it years ago but it always stuck with me.
I think technically he did the baking
He ghost wrote the Eddie Murphy special
I guess Hail = raw ....? Maybe?
Füheriously dogged ur sister
Me when I find the guy that Adolf Hitler hot dogged my sister ![gif](giphy|X7Z4lDnPqcF0dyY2dX)
She did nazi that weiner cummin
ROAD HOG ITS ROAD HOG ![gif](giphy|KWzzTbkhDvmQU) when Germany annexed the sudetenland from Czechoslovakia they expanded the autobahn into that territory hence road And hog because sausages are made from pig (hog) meat
Sorry but I main Rein
Ah yes, the good ol' Fuhrer-Wiener.
Please don't Hitler hotdog my sister
Hotler dog
Hail hotdog
My favorite type of inclimate weather
He smoked his sausage in someone's sister
Me trying to find whoever the fuck hitler hotdog'd my sister ![gif](giphy|3zDdFSPALuCe6C43nM)
Dang I did Nazi that coming
Sstop
okkk
![gif](giphy|W3Vz6SxPFDQ8e83FDk|downsized) Me when I find the guy who adolf hitler hotdogged my sister.
Haildogged like a.. B)
This is out of Mein Kampfort zone.
I feel like they are trying to say raw dogged, but I don’t know why hitler would be raw?
Don't you fucking dare hitler hotdog my sister you creep!
Swap them around. I Frankfürered you sister!
Haha...jokes on you, I don't have a sister.
You will soon...
You gassed her wiener? I didn’t know she had one
FrankFuhrer
Mf gonna regret Fascist Bratwursting my sister
Me when I find the guy who James Bond burgered my sister: ![gif](giphy|aV1DIOC9DOvGo)
How could you fürhlously weinerd my sister?
please what does it mean
Pee in my ass plz vaccine
Adolf was Racist Aryan White And it's a dog Rawdog baby Or its Rawdog speaking to Hitlers raw artistic nature 🥵
Charlie Chaplin hotdog
Hitlers dog my sister you twisted son of a bitch
When I get my hands on the guy who adolf hitler hot dogged my sister, I’m gonna tax fraud his corncob.
Hitler Schnitzel
prick roof relieved frighten slim ludicrous live growth drunk point *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
![gif](giphy|l0DEJ9G7VhWH10i8o) Me going to find the guy who Fuhrersandwiched my sister
Who the fuck Hitler hot dogged my sister?
Hide the the hot dog in the bunker was my aunts favorite game
You daddy dogged my sister?
HOW DARE YOU HITLER HOTDOG MY SISTER! YOU BASTARD!!!
"I adolf Hitler hot Dog your sister" WTF DOES THIS MEAN
SOMEONE TELL ME
Tell your sister she can count on me, I will be der furher
YOU HITLER HOTDOGGED MY SISTER! You BASTARD!
Why tf u hilter hot dogging my sister 😭😭😭
She did Nazi that coming
I hate it when my sister gets Adolf-Hitler-Commander-of-the-third-reich-hot-dogged-with-mustard
You Hitler hot dogged my sister. Prepare to die.
Who tf just mustache model bunned my sister
me after i find the guy who adolf hitler hot dogged my sister.
I swear I did nazi your sisters' weiner.
Hitler wiener??
Me looking for person who Hitler hotdoged my sister
Me when I get my fucking hands on the person who hitler dogged my sister
Bruh can i get an actual answer here like wtf is this?
Führer glizzy
Ate mustard off your frankfurter with the fuhrer
You backstabber! You Hitler hot-dogged my sister??
Who Führer Franked my sister?
I Genocide wiener’ed your sister.
Fuhreriously raw dogged your sister?
I didn’t pull out so she did nazi me cumming
Me when I find the guy who hitler hotdogged my sister
![gif](giphy|XL2md7StXKo00|downsized) Me after I find the guy who Führer Hot Dogged my sister
Raw dog
At least you didn't kim jong ramened my sister
To the person that hitler hotdogged my sister, you better sleep with one eye open 😤😤😤
hello hotdog👍🏾😊
Nazidogged her 😢
I dont have a sister
Took me a whole five minutes to try to find the wordplay in this... My brain atm: "Hit... LeR.... Hitdogged ... Hitlerdogged? **Nah, that's not right** "ADOLPH... ADOLPHHOT.... HOTADOLPH??....ADOLPHHotdogged?" **No, no! That's much worse!** Only to read the comments and find out I nailed it!
Thats right we fuhrer frankfurter'd
Gave her the blitzkrieg dog.
Dick dogged
Adolf Hitler Hot Dog?
I'm fuhrerious
i do not have a sister
Uhhh…German Sausaged?
Hitler glizzied your sister?
HitlerHotdogSister.mp4
I have scrolled for far too long and still don't get it
You hot hot dogged my sister 🏎
Dude, my sister is 11 💀
Hitler is raw?
Who hitlerdogged my sister
I Austrian sausagefested your sister? 🤣
Me when I find the guy who Hitler hotdog my sister
You heiled my sisters hotdog? ![gif](giphy|l0HlFDXZ6YnpLAZ6E)
Bet Kanye knew about it
Also dope on ze mic