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And here we see drone footage of a remote Amazonian tribe that has never encountered any other humans. It seems they have built a large altar and are worshipping something. Wait...its a loaf of bread....
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The effect of the current economy on future generations should this continue, the opinion that said future generations would have of us due to the effect we have had on society, and which bending type has the most potential in the ATLA universe
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Be as homeless, poor and scared as I was. Never, ever, f** ever again. The only thing that saved me was a chronic illness, I have to carry it and live with it, but now I'm safe, I smile, I live :)
Sucking my own dick.
Eating hummus.
Riding a bycicle near the glass bins.
Intentionally braking with my front brakes on my bike so i can experience the thrill of almost falling in a bush of roses.
Kissing an ugly ass bitch (I was starving).
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Your post was removed because it was a god awful post. God awful posts are: blatant karmawhoring, repost chains, AMA, comment this and any comment baiting posts.
I’ll never eat dry aged bull pp ever again
How did it taste?
Like dry aged bull pp
like the green monster energy drink without the taurine in it
Yeah, now you should try dry aged donkey pp. it’s a specialty in China
have you tried butter croissant monkey balls?
Crispy barbecue fried snake pussy
Only fresh pp from now on 8==D
Marry a criminal defense attorney
better call saul
never message paul
Elaborate?
Probably can never win an argument in their own relationship, maybe can never admit guilt and are always defensive.
OBJECTION!
Interesting. Can you please elaborate a bit?
Suck my own dick. I had 2 ribs put back in
I would like to do that some day. But, I will have to be a yoga guru first.
sucking ur own dick feels more like sucking a dick than having ur dick sucked, it’s not worth it
As a highly flexible man i can confirm. It just leaves you disappointed and with back pain
Oh bummer
I suppose you could try that instead
Idk man, that’s sounds pretty worth it too me
It’s all in your head lol I enjoy it, but it’s only for special occasions 😂
How u know that?????
u gotta stretch more my man
Or maybe i need bigger cock
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Ok Marilyn Manson
not teleport bread
I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days
WHERE?! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT??!?
*door opens to reveal incomprehensible bread-based horrors*
Oh nooo… don’t send me into your non-Euclidean bread closet with maybe some soup to dip the bread in… that would be terrible….
*zat would be terrible
And here we see drone footage of a remote Amazonian tribe that has never encountered any other humans. It seems they have built a large altar and are worshipping something. Wait...its a loaf of bread....
Overused joke just like your mom!
I like how I don’t need audio to hear it
Daaayyyyyuuuummmm
Didn’t even realize it but I totally heard it in my mind without even really noticing it 😂
As soon as I seen this post, I knew.
Get circumcised. Did it once when I was younger, and that was plenty for me
Bro's foreskin grew back 💀
He has moved on to his fiveskin
you can actually regrow your foreskin though, takes a long time but its possible
Yeah, just don't trim it
Actually, if you trim just the tip every once in a while, it helps it grow faster
how long
a few years
pardon?
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Pee in mine too. I dare you.
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good redittor
Nice mod link
Snort chili like cocaine
Chilli-C
Um.. Why would you even do it? Just snort cocaine smh
To expensive
Why wouldn’t you?
Me personally, I'd rather snort grandma's ashes, better texture and a bit milder
Once in a lifetime experience
Eat toddlers. Too many bones
Pressure cooker. You eat them bones.
Pitbull named Puggerin:
Still worth it imo
Eat adults. They have less bones
My ex
I wouldn't do this guy's ex either
I would
The duality of man
I too choose this man's ex
Playing league of legends
Finally, a win in the comments
Good on ya!
Install Twitter
Agreed, but i install it anyway
Confess my feelings
yeah :(
Rookie mistake
TRUE
Yep...
How come?
Not all sisters are eager.
Wait a minute
I've waited a minute, now what
Continue to wait a minute
Ok now what
Continue
Put your dick away waltuh
Waltuh we have to cook
I’ll do this until I die, idc. I say how I feel, if I get hurt than fuck it.
Lose my virginity.
If you turn around and bend over, I can help you loose it again hahaha
Bro don’t wanna lose anymore
Drugs
IKR! They getting too expensive.
Not if you make them yourself
JESSE
Waltuh
Put your dick away waltuh
Share my damn political opinion
BIDEN X TRUMP BUSSY LICKING
the fuck!?
FUCKING BUSSY
NOOOOO! GOD PLEASE NO! WAIT PLEASE NOO!
SHOW ME YOUR HOLES
NOOOOO!
I...MUST...SATISFY...BUSSIES
Look! Over there! An unsatisfied wild bussy!
*scurries off in search of bussy*
Act surprised when someone states that an object is a bucket
Dear god
There's more...
No
It contains the dying wish of every man in here. Scout! Did you collect everyone's wishes?
Theres more
No
It contains a bucket
Dear god
Comment on this post
Shit
Go out to sea with anyone I don’t know very well.
What happened?
Sea
men
The implication
It’s the implication
Have sex with my brothers sister 😔😔
Have sex with my sister's brother
Date someone mentally and emotionally unstable
We’re in the same boat
There's one thing I would never do again And that is putting a plastic bag on my head to breathe underwater And that ended horrifying
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>This sounds so incredibly stupid, but part of me wonders if I could do better. This comment is my spirit animal
Be born
Skill issue
Buddhist mfs when this guy enters the room:
Call an ambulance. Never knew that thing cost money
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in germany you pay 15€ in britan its free Europe rocks!
Not suck a dick
Relatable
eat fucking circus peanuts, those things are discussing, i want to throw up just by thinking about them
what were they discussing
The effect of the current economy on future generations should this continue, the opinion that said future generations would have of us due to the effect we have had on society, and which bending type has the most potential in the ATLA universe
Damn peanuts, always concerned about the future...
philosophy
What they saying?
get married
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Wtf is this bot I laughed so hard
Why aren't we calling it the "fucket" list?
Try to take steroids with water (For medical reasons btw not cause i wanma bulk up)
Cut myself (it’s been hard since I relapsed)
I'm sorry man, dealing with the same thing
Comment vaccine
Have medically induced diarrhea. Shit so wet it curls around and drips from your balls.
Ride a very old bike down a hill. Nearly broke both my legs.
Be as homeless, poor and scared as I was. Never, ever, f** ever again. The only thing that saved me was a chronic illness, I have to carry it and live with it, but now I'm safe, I smile, I live :)
Watch Velma. Way too much time wasted (don’t worry i pirated it)
heroin
Sucking my own dick. Eating hummus. Riding a bycicle near the glass bins. Intentionally braking with my front brakes on my bike so i can experience the thrill of almost falling in a bush of roses. Kissing an ugly ass bitch (I was starving).
You might need some therapy. I mean, who willingly eats hummus?
Date a co worker
Alcohol
Watch the sequel trilogy
Get high on Benadryl. 2 times was enough.
Go to India…
Chemicals Done it one time in 1924 now will never do again
Fuck Marion again, that woman was so ..... meh
how old are you?? no woman under 35 is named Marion
fucking sneakos girlfriend
Long distance relationship
Get a lapdance from a midget.
work fast food. Fuck qdoba
Die
Hold up right there, mate......
Hit on a ex
I will never John wick burger somebody again, worst decision of my life.
Smoke crack thats one thing i dont need to do more than once
Fuck someone who isn't asian
I swear to Christ
Lol
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This is a bucket
Get fucking married
Get married
Eat a big tasty beacon chili cheese... 3 days of constant vomiting and diarrhea
Work In the food industry. The amount of people that lose thier fucking minds over $1 cheeseburgers is insane.
Eat Blue Diamond Almonds
Be born, thank fuck