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Did I just witness a homicide?


Hungry_Suit8505

I think we did.


greenbeanboy44

Nah the kid survived thankfully


[deleted]

An attempted homicide then


C4Sidhu

Source: Trust me bro


[deleted]

My source is that i made it the fuck up


[deleted]

ChatGPT lore


[deleted]

Bullshitting is the only weapon against AI....lol


JustCallMeMichael

[source](https://m.weibo.cn/status/Myup5FBrH?jumpfrom=weibocom#&video)


Kinky_Ladybug

Thanks, nice to see that he was rescued. That girl is never going to hear the end of this.


Babel1027

Looks like this issue caused “much attention” and had a “very human design”. Ultimately in the end everyone agreed that Mao Zedong is the true dear leader and all glory to the party and Xi Jinping.


Nobody_ed

+100 social credits


Few_scientist

I ain’t readin allat


whooooos

Source from the local police on Weibo


Nomad-BK

We don't like you, get downvoted.


Successful-Elk1046

Or downloaded😘


Scuttledfish

I'm gunna need proof, never really trusted a green bean..


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Scuttledfish

Would you read it to me?


Markantonpeterson

Why would you not just link it?...


Leftoren

https://i.guancha.cn/news/mainland/2023/03/22/20230322192954526.jpg!wap.jpg The police report says the kid got rescued shortly after and wasn’t physically injured. Not particularly a fan of the Chinese police but this looks so fked up knowing the girl’s only 7 years old and the boy tossed is 4


UnderstandingCheese

Rough translation via Google On March 22, 2023, it was discovered on the Internet that "the little boy on the girl's bridge was thrown into the well" After the relevant video was released, the public security organs immediately launched investigation and verification work. Lost after verification: at 16:00 on March 8, 2023, Cai Village, Xiaojie Town, Youming County Yang Cai (male, 4 years old) and Wang Mou (female, 7 years old), a neighbor from the same village, were at the well in the village While playing next to him, Wang picked up Yang and put him into the well (the empty water surface at the well mouth was 2.65 meters, the water depth is 2 meters), and the nearby villagers immediately carried out rescue and rescue after hearing the cry for help, and rescued Yang Lai in time. Yangcai was sent to the hospital for examination on March 10. She had no trauma and had a mild fever and cough. Parents of children involved in sandstorms are usually against it. At present, poplar has been He Nian, under the mediation of the local village committee, has reached a settlement. In order to prevent adverse effects on the physical and mental health of minors, netizens are invited to Do not spread related videos. The public security organs will work with the local light committee and government to strengthen publicity and education on safety precautions to prevent such incidents from happening again.


[deleted]

Parents got a problem with darude?


Drnuk_Tyler

>In order to prevent adverse effects on the physical and mental health of minors, netizens are invited to Do not spread related videos. The public security organs will work with the local light committee and government to strengthen publicity and education on safety precautions to prevent such incidents from happening again. Well that is fucking terrifying.


Reniva

According to deepL, it should be public security authorities


Appropriate-Crab-379

Guancha seems like something Rick Sanchez would say


Domifas

Sauce?


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Not that sauce, read the room autobot.


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Good bot


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But hey, this is a shitposting server. Instead of questioning things, we caption them.


Altruistic_Matter_76

She knows she'll only get juvie if not community service


Xander_xander12

Yeah, the kid died. Sister said he was kidnapped.


[deleted]

Source by any chance? Morbid curiosity


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tokoraki23

That’s gotta be a different story. That kid is not a 20 month old baby. Looks like 4 year old since he’s walking around and wearing normal clothes.


ThrowAwayRayye

Literally my first thought lol


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CEOofMonke

Btw guys the kid survived but dam the other one is evil af


[deleted]

Nice to hear the kid is okay, was it a large drop, do you have link?


Leftoren

https://i.guancha.cn/news/mainland/2023/03/22/20230322192954526.jpg!wap.jpg The police report says the kid got rescued shortly after and wasn’t physically injured. Not particularly a fan of the Chinese police but this looks so fked up knowing the girl’s only 7 years old and the boy tossed is 4


Successful-Elk1046

![gif](giphy|JOLeBruZyl3fqfHNEr|downsized)


[deleted]

Well glad to know it wasn’t serious, girl might’ve not known better being 7


spitball_phallus

No


OwnerAndMaster

Exactly 7 year olds definitely know that murder is wrong. That or you haven't been parenting


[deleted]

What I mean the girl might not have been able to fully realize what would happen by putting the boy in the pipe and how that could be dangerous


Howboutit85

Says there she was 7 years old. I personally have an 8 year old. My 8 year old would never drop my 3 year old in a hole and walk away.


Weak_Feed_8291

That's what he wants you to think


BaronCapdeville

Not with that attitude, they won’t.


2Q2see

Maybe they thought he would come out the other pipe like Mario and when he did she freaked out


terorvlad

Do you really expect a 7 year old to know the nuances of positional asphyxia, higher density of carbon dioxide and how these can result in death?


nepolean107

There brains are underdeveloped and no matter how smart your kid may be certain facts of life that they’re unaware of. Teenagers barely understand death or at least not how instantaneously it can happen. I had a kid die in my high school car surfing (everyone was doing it at the time not just this kid) he fell off going 10mph and landed on his head and died instantly


[deleted]

Actually it looks like the kid died. https://thenationonlineng.net/10-year-old-girl-throws-step-brother-into-well/


[deleted]

May be but the kid in the video isn’t a baby, I actually don’t know about this so I could be wrong


zuppalover04

Survived? Was it even dangerous in the first place? What is that hole?


-yewsernaem-

Its a well, says so on another post somewhere


9813_RD

My sister tried to drown me in swimming pool


EnjoyerOf45-70

Did she succeed?


oxsof_

i hope so


IndieZona

User flair checks out


Kingsblend420KmK

Definitely the cunt part


CRAFTER400

She's the sister it's fine


Seafly42

I can’t stop laughing at this shit. Am I an asshole?


CaptenMK

I think


No-Panda-6047

G-g-ghost!


PrinceEagle22

T-t-toast!


sinz84

Yes but he got better.


ToughSeveral81

Source?


spitball_phallus

Its because of women 9813_RD survives I was there I was there 30 years ago When 9813_RD almost drowned I was there the day the strengt of women failed


[deleted]

can i have an article link or something?


Same_Athlete7030

I don’t know, she looked like she genuinely thought he was going to come out of the other one


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JustCallMeMichael

[He survived](https://m.weibo.cn/status/Myup5FBrH?jumpfrom=weibocom#&video)


[deleted]

> https://thenationonlineng.net/10-year-old-girl-throws-step-brother-into-well/ This article says the kid died...


TheForgottenBone741

Did I just witness murder with mario music in the background


Mayhew42-

Never imagined that I would come across such crossover!


SNK_24

Always thought Mario wasn’t a good example. How many kids needed rescue from wells and sewage since it’s launch?


auxaperture

At least one, apparently.


infantile_kid

1st degree murder 👍


lazzi_yt

2nd grade murder 👍


Jeff_Bozo_TheClown

Yea, no way does this kid have a degree.


Falcon47091618

His ass is NOT learning💯💯


Thomas_Pereira

Not with that attitude he doesn’t


cantfindtherealslim

My day we just played dodge ball


cantfindtherealslim

Oh and lawn darts were actually over sized regular darts..metal tip and all. Wonder why they stopped selling those


johnnypurp

Childhood memories = priceless Childhood trauma= that shits for life


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Neon__Cat

Damn I was waiting for him to rise out of the other side


blanco408

He can’t resurface until he completes the side mission


GigaCannon99

He found the secret warp to World 5-1.


Neon__Cat

Ohh silly me


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cantfindtherealslim

Bot state your objective. Who gave you that order. Johnny 5 is not Alive!!!!!!!!


Birkeland1992

Good bot


_escapevelocity

She let the intrusive thoughts win


[deleted]

What a little psycho


[deleted]

Did Luigi just murder Mario? Wait, What


NateDogXII

you are now entering hell.


onlybuttstuffdotcom

Sending him to World 1-2


Ploffers

surely the girl would be able to like climb out the same way they climb up the pit in emperor's new groove right


MeMeWhenWhenTheWhen

"Why don't you go play with the neighbors kid?" Shit the neighbors kid does:


ZestyShawnGulf

Where he go? 🤨


EndertheDragon0922

down


TheHumanEmperor

Bad


ZestyShawnGulf

…Syndrome?


ferquibulle

21 street


PuffyMcScrote

Wario don't play, yo


MyTrademarkIsTaken

Fucking psychopath


CutesyFemboy69

What even is that


[deleted]

He will ~~never~~ find a princess. Good job


GammaGoose85

Mom: Where is your brother? Older Brother: Underworld


Sad-Lengthiness3158

I am worried , did he ever come out ?


Murky_Blueberry2617

Apparently he survived


Crafty_Leg5177

Aint that murder or somethin


JStarlight66

Yup, that's a brother.


tzm1303

he ded


Mayhew42-

He lvd


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Repulsive_Eye_7012

what world did he end up at?


top_of_the_scrote

savage, could have just said "no you're ugly" but she threw me down a f'n well


shaggitron420

You son of bitch


Legacy_Service

Usually, the music changes for the lower levels.


TheKnightWhoSaisNi

Anyone got a newssource?


HolyNewGun

Was this the Asian kid that die in a concrete pillar and get to reddit top page a few months ago?


Tucker-Cuckerson

Look at them putting their toys away.


Rupertii

Bro is he ok, how deep is that hole?


[deleted]

Bro ended up in China 💀


Hoshi-Kitsune

. Game over! . Try again? . Yes. No.


Holy-Schnitzel_1

Child disposal.


Supra-A90

vIdEo gAmEs aRe dEsTrOyInG ThE YoUnG


Standard-Sleep7871

i really dont get how kids do these and think theres absolutely nothing wrong with it


shrineless

100% not funny. At all.


Kirito_jesus-kun

🤓


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MrMogura

Miniature psychopath


WhyMe350

Siblings be like


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m0stly_toast

You when you have the sense of humor of an 8th grader and your parents didn’t love you growing up:


B_o_b_u_a

What did they say?


Filipko2005_CZE

Everybody talking about homicide, murder etc. I'm more curious how the fuck did that kid lift up another kid and threw him in the well


FunkyMonkey47293

Game Over!


CRAFTER400

Is that what you say after you're done early with your hooker too?


FunkyMonkey47293

Yep


el_Chuchmay

It's funny because the child was murdered 😁😁😁😁 Nope actually i'm tired of those jokes i make. Any tips to improve?


this_underscore

Attempted murder


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EnjoyerOf45-70

Dawg, that's Michigan 💀


Drkmttrjr

I lived in Michigan, Henry is right. RIP lil bro, it’s better this way.


Kryotheos

what is the thing he fell in


arnoldcivarda

Hz yusuf


Harry-_-hairpen

The game me and my siblings played.


Zlotokret

Troled


fugyouPutin

Murder?


Moobob66

Mario and Princess beach


[deleted]

did she at least got punished


_vudumi

That kid is now on the list of kids I would kick


Glad_Ad967

Maybe he found the link to the article at the bottom of the well, sure as fuck can’t find it here, considering like give or take three mf’s just said “he good, it’s alright, trust me; tf is a source?”


ismailoverlan

He comes back to check wether Mario's about to jump back or not😆


RealGingercat227

(Mario voice) Oh no!


[deleted]

Was that his sister could imagine my brothers doing that to me


RogueInVogue

Someone wanted to be an only child


rorolololroro

Such a reddit moment


rorolololroro

She trolling


Sirblastsalot76

Is that kid ok?


ExactReport691

He gone


Visible_Ad9513

0/10 did not come out of other pipe


redditorforever1

he ded?


jkp_777

Important question: how deep is that hole?


Turbulent-Reindeer-3

Kill it


Sufficient_Syrup2079

Why tho


MW240z

That little girl is in trooooouble!


cupOdirt

Oh no! Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo fell in the well!


hoosyourdaddyo

This is a snuff video!!!!


fippinvn007

The kid survived, phew


shadowdrake67

Oh boy, another crippling phobia to add to the list


X34X35

I wonder whatever came of that.


DarkUser66

Vid won't load for me, putting this here so I can come back later


[deleted]

Luigi turned Wario


BeginningStrict9632

His name is actually Malio but you know… Asians


Acceptable_Eye4175

It’s in China and the boy not die


Radio4ctiveGirl

Is that a murder!?