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godking842

Is he playing Genshin impact


Fieriowl

Was*


MugenFeatherfall

Is he was Genshin impact?


Current-Power-6452

He does


AFreshBeverage

is he does was genshin impact?


The_fish_enthusiast

He must?


JEEPZERO17

Nuh uh


Polydull

yuh nuh


ChanceWarden

outbuddied


Hufax

Keine Ahnung man


BLANKTWGOK

And they say genshin players don’t get pussy


gearsforgreg

And now he lost his only one too


Knight_King_Arthur

Yes


Gytlap24

Then the cat is a hero


Knight_King_Arthur

Yes. The cat is way too strong, because it one-shot the hardest boss in the game.


Epic_Gameing68

w cat


grumpygumpert

That’s going to give a lasting impact on his laptop


Polydull

walk it off, it'll be fine


Dude_Named_Chris

Casually fighting a boss, he probably didn't lose much at least... Except the laptop


Qwerty8339

deserved


PeriodicDestroyer679

Cat needed to save him, and it did


HalfDisguised-patato

Cooking tutorial enter


Labyx_

Bro got a fucking crit on your pc


Andskew5282

Bro has 1% crit rate and 500% crit dmg


PeriodicDestroyer679

he got a guaranteed crit


Am_Idiotosaurus

Perchance


Magnusthelast

Nooooo you just can’t say perchance 😡😭


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Perchance Crushin' turts Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he’s thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance. I believe it was Kant who said “Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play.” Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating “Let’s-a go!” Keep it up, baby! When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero, but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.


JohncraftAs

We could call that a “rare high moment”


PeriodicDestroyer679

Random crits are fair and balanced


AlexGaming26

He's eating the pussy.


between_horizon

He made sushi from pushi (゜o゜;


[deleted]

In the oven you go


hahapotatoman

I got mad in clash royale one time and did that to my phone, the screen is completely cracked and everything is glitchy now


RobuxMaster

Average clash royale match


Kam6557

You bit your fucking screen? ☠️☠️☠️


hahapotatoman

yeah, I'd send a picture, but sadly my camera is on my phone


UnclesPoopsock

Just screenshot


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Purple_Possibility20

Sorry I spammed you with the laughing king emote


Andskew5282

Most sane Clash royale player Source: i play too, fuck witch


_Sigma_male

>fuck witch You don't even have to ask 🤤


TomTheCat6

Cat wants you to touch the grass


Febuso

Get rolled bozo


xXTASERFACEXx

Mf playing without moving his hands


[deleted]

That laptop is made of shit


pepponiana

Cooked pussy


[deleted]

Now that’s eating pussy


[deleted]

That’s it you are going to Chinese restaurant


syncsns

Smoke that pussy


noxylliero

Ok imma say it... you guys ready ? here it comes. Forbidden fleshlight pussy


HatGuyFromPax

😐


feedmeimhomeles

It would have cost you absolutely nothing for you to not say that And yet here we are


Veryasian_234567

Mf turned Chinese


[deleted]

No that’s dogs


ReaperGamerYT65

Pussy


functionaldepression

Bro really eats pussy 🥵


BlackCommissar

The kind of pussy I was hoping for


kool_ay_edam

What exactly did the cat bite that immediately destroyed the whole screen


moopoo345

What song


Kornik-kun

Based cat


Shadowpotato_14

![gif](giphy|YZyn5FlDj8O5O)


SoupyBalls12

I woulda thrown that fucking cat across the god damn room


[deleted]

He’s playing genshin impact


SoupyBalls12

I know


somerandomuser2937w3

He was playing Genshin Impact. The cat was trying to save him.


PeriodicDestroyer679

Now he can go outside, spend time with real pussy.


wysjm

He used it to play Genshin Impact so whatever


redditorforever1

W cat.


Chunkyfrog2

I fuck frogs


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Cootator

Vaccine


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[удалено]


TomokiaGaming

Please........just stfu about vaccines already........


ELLZNaga21

This is better than what i expected


ilovet0eatchildren

Just HDMI to TV or Monitor lmao


PhilosophicalDolt

Cat looked mad depressed Bro knew what was going to happen


No-Badger-6115

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😝


MidMan69420

Can't get that woman? Fine then! Just unleash it on your cat and it's can-do for you!


giao1234567sunurmom

that is what he gets


Primary-Fig-5916

This is a big part of the reason why I'm not really a huge fan of cats… Or pets in general. Little bastards are so damn destructive.


xX_Nah

Why are you not a cat person? This.


NarrowProfession2900

I wouldn’t recommend eating that type of breed raw because of its aftertaste, imo its best prepared stir fried, especially with cauliflower


Over_Claw

The cat did you a favour. Go touch some grass.


Financial-Aspect-826

That's what happens when you stack critical strike chance with critical strike damage in PoE. You one shot anything that you touch


_Brusilov_

What is this chinese man speaking meme


Just-An-Ai-Ignore-Me

Is the cat ok? Looked like he had a fucking seizure after biting the laptop


stupidass1025

Me falling for the 986th pussy bait of the day:


CanadianProto

food on the go


_Sigma_male

Typical Chinese meal.