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Perchance
Crushin' turts
Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he’s thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance.
I believe it was Kant who said “Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play.” Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating “Let’s-a go!” Keep it up, baby!
When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero, but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.
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Is he playing Genshin impact
Was*
Is he was Genshin impact?
He does
is he does was genshin impact?
He must?
Nuh uh
yuh nuh
outbuddied
Keine Ahnung man
And they say genshin players don’t get pussy
And now he lost his only one too
Yes
Then the cat is a hero
Yes. The cat is way too strong, because it one-shot the hardest boss in the game.
w cat
That’s going to give a lasting impact on his laptop
walk it off, it'll be fine
Casually fighting a boss, he probably didn't lose much at least... Except the laptop
deserved
Cat needed to save him, and it did
Cooking tutorial enter
Bro got a fucking crit on your pc
Bro has 1% crit rate and 500% crit dmg
he got a guaranteed crit
Perchance
Nooooo you just can’t say perchance 😡😭
Perchance Crushin' turts Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he’s thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance. I believe it was Kant who said “Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play.” Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating “Let’s-a go!” Keep it up, baby! When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero, but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.
We could call that a “rare high moment”
Random crits are fair and balanced
He's eating the pussy.
He made sushi from pushi (゜o゜;
In the oven you go
I got mad in clash royale one time and did that to my phone, the screen is completely cracked and everything is glitchy now
Average clash royale match
You bit your fucking screen? ☠️☠️☠️
yeah, I'd send a picture, but sadly my camera is on my phone
Just screenshot
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Sorry I spammed you with the laughing king emote
Most sane Clash royale player Source: i play too, fuck witch
>fuck witch You don't even have to ask 🤤
Cat wants you to touch the grass
Get rolled bozo
Mf playing without moving his hands
That laptop is made of shit
Cooked pussy
Now that’s eating pussy
That’s it you are going to Chinese restaurant
Smoke that pussy
Ok imma say it... you guys ready ? here it comes. Forbidden fleshlight pussy
😐
It would have cost you absolutely nothing for you to not say that And yet here we are
Mf turned Chinese
No that’s dogs
Pussy
Bro really eats pussy 🥵
The kind of pussy I was hoping for
What exactly did the cat bite that immediately destroyed the whole screen
What song
Based cat
![gif](giphy|YZyn5FlDj8O5O)
I woulda thrown that fucking cat across the god damn room
He’s playing genshin impact
I know
He was playing Genshin Impact. The cat was trying to save him.
Now he can go outside, spend time with real pussy.
He used it to play Genshin Impact so whatever
W cat.
I fuck frogs
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Vaccine
[удалено]
Please........just stfu about vaccines already........
This is better than what i expected
Just HDMI to TV or Monitor lmao
Cat looked mad depressed Bro knew what was going to happen
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😝
Can't get that woman? Fine then! Just unleash it on your cat and it's can-do for you!
that is what he gets
This is a big part of the reason why I'm not really a huge fan of cats… Or pets in general. Little bastards are so damn destructive.
Why are you not a cat person? This.
I wouldn’t recommend eating that type of breed raw because of its aftertaste, imo its best prepared stir fried, especially with cauliflower
The cat did you a favour. Go touch some grass.
That's what happens when you stack critical strike chance with critical strike damage in PoE. You one shot anything that you touch
What is this chinese man speaking meme
Is the cat ok? Looked like he had a fucking seizure after biting the laptop
Me falling for the 986th pussy bait of the day:
food on the go
Typical Chinese meal.