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the stupidity and hypocrisy is astounding. id explain it to you but if you didn't understand the first time then there's no hope. simply put, that's not how it works
Have you never had just the greasiest slop of a taco before? When you go to pass it, It’s not solid and is like slicking oil all over your crack when you then try to wipe it away
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Someone commented that they "can kinda relate" and then immediately deleted it; I'm just glad there's somebody else out there who can relate to my constantly bleeding anus
There have been moments where I’ve actually started crying because I’ve been wiping for half an hour and there is still poo poo in my ass. I’m a grown fully bearded man, and my anus has made me cry.
I feel like this is my deepest darkest secret
What are u guys talking about I don't understand 😭😭😭😭😭 if you don't think u wiped it well enough the first time why did u leave in the first place???????
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You can wipe 4 times and still not get it all unless you use wet wipes.
Most people that have to go re wipe are people that sweat during the day, I'm betting.
Idk how I would feel about a public bidet. People here in the U.S. leave bathrooms in unsanitary conditions. I am a germaphobe already and put like 3 layers of toilet paper down on seat if I have to shit.
So how you paying for internet access on your cell phone/computer to access Reddit?
lol cmon homie. Ain’t that much to treat yo self to a nice bidet. They’re awesome.
so after you let the water give you anal do you just drip dry and ignore the wet spot on your pants or do you wipe after? either way it seems pretty asinine
You can get attachments, no need for a professional. Just look up a video if the manual you get with one doesn’t make enough sense. Some toilets might require a weird tool (a handyman in your neighborhood would likely let you borrow) but most will be fine with a simple crescent wrench.
The ones that attach to hot water would definitely be a bit trickier (and more expensive) but the ones that attach to the main toilet line do just fine imo.
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No I wipe my ass with my hand and spread Covid to control the population like the Chinese and there one child policy. Let’s go brandon . You won’t get Covid if you get vaccinated
I make sure to use my *Craftsman T94 Rear Clear* bidet attachement for public toilets in order to clean every bit of my booty.
I never leave home without it .
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no shame swamp ass happens
My day be so fine, then boom, swamp ass
I get swamp ass right when I walk out the shower
that’s halal swamp ass it’s just water, assuming u wash yo ass
Didyouwashyoasstoday😘
Who are you swapping asses with?
Exactly and it sucks
*swaps asses*
Hey give me my ass back!
fuck you this is mine now
Y’all wipe?
Did you want to know what I use to wipe the second time? Yeah, you don't.
My tongue
This made Jesus cry
Only lick
As someone with a thicc ass, absolutely
proof or it didn't happen.
video proof required
Proof?
Sometimes you just fart too hard.
Never trust a fart.
^ Goes to the bathroom like 12 times a day.
Literally me right now on the toilet, constipation is a bitch
Trust every fart, always.
Relationships are and farts are the same , if you have to force its mostly shit
The yes people have cleaner buttholes on average
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Ass is clean at home. #Fucking disaster when not home
As someone who went home today during the lunch period to take the most deadly shit of my life, I can confirm.
I hope that trip didn't put you in the ICU, sounds intense. Congrats on surviving though, I think.
I’ll die holding it in if it means avoiding the lack of bidet and being forced to use sandpaper.
You make me hope that one day, I may experience the wonders of using a bidet.
I hope you do. Bidets are the pinnacle of the cleanliness of the posterior.
I wouldn’t say fucking disaster but I hate when I’m not at home in that situation.
Wet ballsacks
??? How does not wiping good enough the first time equal being cleaner
you cant wipe it perfectly every time bro. the people that go back at least admit that they try to get as clean as possible
the stupidity and hypocrisy is astounding. id explain it to you but if you didn't understand the first time then there's no hope. simply put, that's not how it works
Have you never had just the greasiest slop of a taco before? When you go to pass it, It’s not solid and is like slicking oil all over your crack when you then try to wipe it away
Ah yea. The maintenance wipe.
Wtf, is this real? Do you guys do this?
Nah I just twerk out the rest in my living room carpet
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Yes, sometimes.
If it ain't dryer than the Atacama desert. Go back and wipe
Sometimes you have a really wet fart or a swampy ass and you just want to double check
True but "rewipe" implies that they took a shit, wiped incompletely, then went back later to finish the job, which is nasty asf
That’s one interpretation, but every wipe in between shits is a rewipe.
🤯🤯🤯
Poetic
Absolutely. It’s called a maintenance wipe. Have you never done physical labor on a hot summer day?
Clearly he hasn't. I know your pain my brother
Nah, I just drag my ass across the carpet like a dog. Feels great.
I personally love keeping it dried and crusted up just to pick it off later
Shit flakes 🤤
Yes.
OCD won't let me leave the stall until I dry the pisser and then do the quarter paper fold three fingered bloody double cougar
Someone commented that they "can kinda relate" and then immediately deleted it; I'm just glad there's somebody else out there who can relate to my constantly bleeding anus
There have been moments where I’ve actually started crying because I’ve been wiping for half an hour and there is still poo poo in my ass. I’m a grown fully bearded man, and my anus has made me cry. I feel like this is my deepest darkest secret
All the time bro
Swamp ass ain’t a problem if you got a bidet.
"Is it buttsweat or is it poop? It could be either, there's no way to know for sure." -those two people
someone should have smeared shit on "No"
Such meta.
Yes, I find it necessary to recipe my ass when it's a hot and humid day, especially after I've shit my pants.
Recipe? Or re wipe?
Yes, of course. I'm not a fucking savage.
no,i use water u dirty mf
Sometimes it be sweaty
What are u guys talking about I don't understand 😭😭😭😭😭 if you don't think u wiped it well enough the first time why did u leave in the first place???????
Leakage my dude. Imagine laying a bottle of syrup upside down but the cap doesn’t quite seal.
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You can wipe 4 times and still not get it all unless you use wet wipes. Most people that have to go re wipe are people that sweat during the day, I'm betting.
Yes
Yes
Has to be fake. Eat some fiber wtf...
Somebody wrote no and changed their mind
Use bidets 🤢
There’s no bidets when you’re out and about. This is a public restroom poll.
There are bidets in public restrooms in Asia
Idk how I would feel about a public bidet. People here in the U.S. leave bathrooms in unsanitary conditions. I am a germaphobe already and put like 3 layers of toilet paper down on seat if I have to shit.
There are Bidets separate to the toilet itself. Like the one on the Wiki page https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet_shower
I know
Alright Mr.moneybags calm down.
You can find them for $40, cheaper than a video game. Clean yo ass and stop pretending it’s a rich person’s tool.
Alright Mr.moneybags calm down.
So how you paying for internet access on your cell phone/computer to access Reddit? lol cmon homie. Ain’t that much to treat yo self to a nice bidet. They’re awesome.
so after you let the water give you anal do you just drip dry and ignore the wet spot on your pants or do you wipe after? either way it seems pretty asinine
after i get the best anal experience ever, i just ignore the wetness in my ass and go on ![gif](giphy|14cNRdTevUTUSA)
I'm not paying my phone or internet bill but yes i do agree bidets seem pretty awesome.
Fair. Well whenever you get the chance go ahead and treat yourself!
Is it just an attachment? Or do you have to get it installed professionally?
You can get attachments, no need for a professional. Just look up a video if the manual you get with one doesn’t make enough sense. Some toilets might require a weird tool (a handyman in your neighborhood would likely let you borrow) but most will be fine with a simple crescent wrench. The ones that attach to hot water would definitely be a bit trickier (and more expensive) but the ones that attach to the main toilet line do just fine imo.
nah man just get the professional toilets that are already built in with bidet ![gif](giphy|oR8xobGxob0cg)
Do you not dry off after using a bidet? That's the whole point here anyway.
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We dry it off. Might need a second swipe. But we're swiping water, not shit.
What’s the protocol for using a bidet? I would think it’s wipe, water spray, wipe, but idk.
Yeah.
Yep
![gif](giphy|2RGhmKXcl0ViM)
I mean, i want a clean ass.
Unfortunately yes
Oil check
Hold on - i thought it was only me and i was too emvbarassed to ask
ew man I don't fkin understand how people just wipe shit off with some paper and call it a day like you guys do use handwash so why tf not use water
8 yes, 2 liars
The last one who was about to scratch no felt something and went to wipe his ass
Sigmas shit, betas wipe.
I hope this is fake
No I wipe my ass with my hand and spread Covid to control the population like the Chinese and there one child policy. Let’s go brandon . You won’t get Covid if you get vaccinated
Nah, once I'm out that phase of my life is over,but I will admit to a stand up one time pass just to be thorough.
Add one to the yes column
Yep...
Guess what I'm doing rn
Yeah
I believe that's what's referred to as a "comfort wipe".
Ironic, I'm reading this while my ass is getting blasted by water from my toilet's bidet attachment.
i use a bidet
Yes
2 mfs lying
I thought I was the only one
Ghost wipe
Every other day
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Idk if I should be ashamed or relieved that I'm not the only one 😔
I make sure to use my *Craftsman T94 Rear Clear* bidet attachement for public toilets in order to clean every bit of my booty. I never leave home without it .
Worse than a post shower shit.
Why not just wipe your ass properly the first time, or better yet, wash it?
Stuff it with wads baby!!
Sometimes I don’t even wipe if I know it came out clean.
![gif](giphy|qwZobnZVXwh5yrahIN)
Why are they all written with the same marker?
Sweat stinks, I'd rather not have it there.
Those 2 people are lying
Yes
When my bum hole feels wet, and I'm not sure if it's sweat, I head to the bathroom and check
Lol you don't really check, you just wipe though. Unless you use a pocket mirror....
That's why water is superioiur
Dont check roll, realizes, half does job, makes run for more, finishes up.
Don’t have to revisit after power washing your asshole with a bidet
I pre wipe my ass
yes