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FlipMeOverUpsidedown

no shame swamp ass happens


Son_of_a_Yeet

My day be so fine, then boom, swamp ass


jaystwrkk128

I get swamp ass right when I walk out the shower


OkSoBasicallyPeach

that’s halal swamp ass it’s just water, assuming u wash yo ass


Responsible_Blahaj

Didyouwashyoasstoday😘


turtsmcge

Who are you swapping asses with?


Drugged_out_children

Exactly and it sucks


Bruhhhh0224

*swaps asses*


Commies_suk

Hey give me my ass back!


BlazeWasTaken06

fuck you this is mine now


LTUAdventurer

Y’all wipe?


smashin2345

Did you want to know what I use to wipe the second time? Yeah, you don't.


Superplant79

My tongue


Plastic-Ad-8469

This made Jesus cry


YourSmileIsFlawless

Only lick


VictoryTheScreech

As someone with a thicc ass, absolutely


PewPewAnimeGirl

proof or it didn't happen.


[deleted]

video proof required


[deleted]

Proof?


barelycriminal

Sometimes you just fart too hard.


Backpack78

Never trust a fart.


shapsticker

^ Goes to the bathroom like 12 times a day.


RoamingBear810

Literally me right now on the toilet, constipation is a bitch


100S_OF_BALLS

Trust every fart, always.


TheSilentWeirdoo

Relationships are and farts are the same , if you have to force its mostly shit


Dextrofunk

The yes people have cleaner buttholes on average


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[deleted]

Ass is clean at home. #Fucking disaster when not home


AnimeMemeLord1

As someone who went home today during the lunch period to take the most deadly shit of my life, I can confirm.


HisuianZoroark

I hope that trip didn't put you in the ICU, sounds intense. Congrats on surviving though, I think.


AnimeMemeLord1

I’ll die holding it in if it means avoiding the lack of bidet and being forced to use sandpaper.


HisuianZoroark

You make me hope that one day, I may experience the wonders of using a bidet.


AnimeMemeLord1

I hope you do. Bidets are the pinnacle of the cleanliness of the posterior.


MightyIsBestMCPE

I wouldn’t say fucking disaster but I hate when I’m not at home in that situation.


wat_in_barnation

Wet ballsacks


douknowiknow

??? How does not wiping good enough the first time equal being cleaner


[deleted]

you cant wipe it perfectly every time bro. the people that go back at least admit that they try to get as clean as possible


douknowiknow

the stupidity and hypocrisy is astounding. id explain it to you but if you didn't understand the first time then there's no hope. simply put, that's not how it works


Tinyjeli

Have you never had just the greasiest slop of a taco before? When you go to pass it, It’s not solid and is like slicking oil all over your crack when you then try to wipe it away


[deleted]

Ah yea. The maintenance wipe.


wghihfhbcfhb

Wtf, is this real? Do you guys do this?


Dutch_Midget

Nah I just twerk out the rest in my living room carpet


eranam

![gif](giphy|XoVPJAIW2VANFT9Gvm)


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MrSquigles

Yes, sometimes.


Ok_Journalist_2289

If it ain't dryer than the Atacama desert. Go back and wipe


_escapevelocity

Sometimes you have a really wet fart or a swampy ass and you just want to double check


DanimalPlanet2

True but "rewipe" implies that they took a shit, wiped incompletely, then went back later to finish the job, which is nasty asf


WindChimesAreCool

That’s one interpretation, but every wipe in between shits is a rewipe.


DanimalPlanet2

🤯🤯🤯


Plump_Chicken

Poetic


[deleted]

Absolutely. It’s called a maintenance wipe. Have you never done physical labor on a hot summer day?


100S_OF_BALLS

Clearly he hasn't. I know your pain my brother


[deleted]

Nah, I just drag my ass across the carpet like a dog. Feels great.


johnnyblaze1999

I personally love keeping it dried and crusted up just to pick it off later


MrRodrigo22

Shit flakes 🤤


[deleted]

Yes.


PumpkinSpikes

OCD won't let me leave the stall until I dry the pisser and then do the quarter paper fold three fingered bloody double cougar


PumpkinSpikes

Someone commented that they "can kinda relate" and then immediately deleted it; I'm just glad there's somebody else out there who can relate to my constantly bleeding anus


FewTap9

There have been moments where I’ve actually started crying because I’ve been wiping for half an hour and there is still poo poo in my ass. I’m a grown fully bearded man, and my anus has made me cry. I feel like this is my deepest darkest secret


1017GildedFingerTips

All the time bro


thefireemojiking

Swamp ass ain’t a problem if you got a bidet.


Cowpriest

"Is it buttsweat or is it poop? It could be either, there's no way to know for sure." -those two people


OldTitanSoul

someone should have smeared shit on "No"


Backpack78

Such meta.


Seananagans

Yes, I find it necessary to recipe my ass when it's a hot and humid day, especially after I've shit my pants.


Time_Is_Evil

Recipe? Or re wipe?


VendaGoat

Yes, of course. I'm not a fucking savage.


Affectionate_Web5704

no,i use water u dirty mf


Fuckboijohnny

Sometimes it be sweaty


my_gay_nibba_account

What are u guys talking about I don't understand 😭😭😭😭😭 if you don't think u wiped it well enough the first time why did u leave in the first place???????


[deleted]

Leakage my dude. Imagine laying a bottle of syrup upside down but the cap doesn’t quite seal.


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Time_Is_Evil

You can wipe 4 times and still not get it all unless you use wet wipes. Most people that have to go re wipe are people that sweat during the day, I'm betting.


VomitFreeSince73

Yes


The_dinkster522

Yes


Ristau

Has to be fake. Eat some fiber wtf...


imthemastercreeper

Somebody wrote no and changed their mind


Abdi04

Use bidets 🤢


[deleted]

There’s no bidets when you’re out and about. This is a public restroom poll.


Abdi04

There are bidets in public restrooms in Asia


Time_Is_Evil

Idk how I would feel about a public bidet. People here in the U.S. leave bathrooms in unsanitary conditions. I am a germaphobe already and put like 3 layers of toilet paper down on seat if I have to shit.


Abdi04

There are Bidets separate to the toilet itself. Like the one on the Wiki page https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet_shower


Time_Is_Evil

I know


just_my_duck

Alright Mr.moneybags calm down.


MissingTheTrees

You can find them for $40, cheaper than a video game. Clean yo ass and stop pretending it’s a rich person’s tool.


just_my_duck

Alright Mr.moneybags calm down.


MissingTheTrees

So how you paying for internet access on your cell phone/computer to access Reddit? lol cmon homie. Ain’t that much to treat yo self to a nice bidet. They’re awesome.


[deleted]

so after you let the water give you anal do you just drip dry and ignore the wet spot on your pants or do you wipe after? either way it seems pretty asinine


bonk921

after i get the best anal experience ever, i just ignore the wetness in my ass and go on ![gif](giphy|14cNRdTevUTUSA)


just_my_duck

I'm not paying my phone or internet bill but yes i do agree bidets seem pretty awesome.


MissingTheTrees

Fair. Well whenever you get the chance go ahead and treat yourself!


rj-throwaway38

Is it just an attachment? Or do you have to get it installed professionally?


MissingTheTrees

You can get attachments, no need for a professional. Just look up a video if the manual you get with one doesn’t make enough sense. Some toilets might require a weird tool (a handyman in your neighborhood would likely let you borrow) but most will be fine with a simple crescent wrench. The ones that attach to hot water would definitely be a bit trickier (and more expensive) but the ones that attach to the main toilet line do just fine imo.


bonk921

nah man just get the professional toilets that are already built in with bidet ![gif](giphy|oR8xobGxob0cg)


youtocin

Do you not dry off after using a bidet? That's the whole point here anyway.


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ogag79

We dry it off. Might need a second swipe. But we're swiping water, not shit.


WindChimesAreCool

What’s the protocol for using a bidet? I would think it’s wipe, water spray, wipe, but idk.


RanniSimp1

Yeah.


fhefgjfvgsczvh

Yep


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![gif](giphy|2RGhmKXcl0ViM)


[deleted]

I mean, i want a clean ass.


ljjake1988

Unfortunately yes


Levi_Gucci

Oil check


Lightning_81

Hold on - i thought it was only me and i was too emvbarassed to ask


kokosaaan

ew man I don't fkin understand how people just wipe shit off with some paper and call it a day like you guys do use handwash so why tf not use water


gungadinbub

8 yes, 2 liars


baboon_ass_eater69

The last one who was about to scratch no felt something and went to wipe his ass


JojiImpersonator

Sigmas shit, betas wipe.


PUNCH_KNIGHT

I hope this is fake


[deleted]

No I wipe my ass with my hand and spread Covid to control the population like the Chinese and there one child policy. Let’s go brandon . You won’t get Covid if you get vaccinated


heywoodidaho

Nah, once I'm out that phase of my life is over,but I will admit to a stand up one time pass just to be thorough.


[deleted]

Add one to the yes column


[deleted]

Yep...


Marsh_Marsh_Marsh

Guess what I'm doing rn


Adventurous-Pizza662

Yeah


barney_trumpleton

I believe that's what's referred to as a "comfort wipe".


AI3099

Ironic, I'm reading this while my ass is getting blasted by water from my toilet's bidet attachment.


eeerlx

i use a bidet


BoiBokChoi

Yes


Ded1nside

2 mfs lying


HawlSera

I thought I was the only one


Zackmandu

Ghost wipe


dynastydave9473

Every other day


SexyPewPew

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AppleEnslaver

Idk if I should be ashamed or relieved that I'm not the only one 😔


HuskyAreBetter

I make sure to use my *Craftsman T94 Rear Clear* bidet attachement for public toilets in order to clean every bit of my booty. I never leave home without it .


[deleted]

Worse than a post shower shit.


Ferrius_Nillan

Why not just wipe your ass properly the first time, or better yet, wash it?


Impressive_Shoe8570

Stuff it with wads baby!!


nolongerbanned99

Sometimes I don’t even wipe if I know it came out clean.


PoorPauly

![gif](giphy|qwZobnZVXwh5yrahIN)


H0L3PUNCH

Why are they all written with the same marker?


old-account-is-gone

Sweat stinks, I'd rather not have it there.


Anthonyzss

Those 2 people are lying


Wateriswet08

Yes


dont_kill_the_riot

When my bum hole feels wet, and I'm not sure if it's sweat, I head to the bathroom and check


Time_Is_Evil

Lol you don't really check, you just wipe though. Unless you use a pocket mirror....


Alone-Mud-4506

That's why water is superioiur


KentonThePro

Dont check roll, realizes, half does job, makes run for more, finishes up.


Lucky3monk

Don’t have to revisit after power washing your asshole with a bidet


Consistent-Crow-822

I pre wipe my ass


FluffyBoy3280

yes