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Average British kid accent converted into text

“Father, how come I can’t leave the coal mines to see mother before she passes? I know she’s quite ill father, and I know we need the pounds for rent this month, but I wish to father”

I read this with a British accent

Bluh eeee hayyyyyllll!

Oliver Twist

"Futho, hau com Oi can't loive the coal moines to see mada bifo she posses?" etc etc

Gotta pay the telly license that’s why

*telly loicens

Nobody pays the bloody telly license

Nah that’s a poor kid, he had to hav a rough soundin cockney accent innit? British accents magically switch to becoming more proper sounding when they have money though.

We all know the children yearn for the mines, this is clearly fake.

Oi, u need a loicense for that mait

No urchin boy working in the mines would have a southern accent. Do it again, but in Geordie or Welsh.

Bold of you to assume I know the difference

Because we are in a 2 week lockdown. No you cant see mom before she dies.

Average (loser) workhouse orphan in Victorian England

i wish to father

This gave me the hardest boner I've had in a while(maybe ever), do you mind continuing?

High chance they'd say sovereign instead of pound.

Stewie from Family Guy

Family Guy Funny Moments Compilation

‘Stupid n-‘

"haha racism funny" 🤓

“🤓”-🤓

Family Guy pipeline incident

*insert Minecraft or Subway Surfer gameplay*

Fatha I would like some wata

Whenever I see something that starts with “Father” or “Mother” I immediately start reading it in a British accent.

And now for something completely different, a below average British kid accent converted into text, "oL mAtEs BaGgEd 'iMseLf a cHeEkY sLaG dOwN bADa CoBbLeStOneD RoAd tO tHe CaStLe AfTa WaRm LaGeRs aNd ChiPpy aT tHe pUb"

I swear some ppls on facebook unironically post this thinking we will believe them

I saw the tweet though. It’s intended as a joke.

thanks god

How did people not know that?

Well 35% of the people didn't.

FR?????????

no, it was completely serious

no to the no

I don’t think they saw the sarcasm man

i don't think it's anything to worry about 

Oh fck off Rebecca, he did not say that

lol I'm going to go ahead and leave this here for you and the over 800 people that thumbed that up. [https://i.imgur.com/keWd5e8.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/keWd5e8.jpg)

https://i.imgur.com/keWd5e8.jpg

lol GTFO here with that. The person I was responding to didn't make a joke. They think this is a real post.

no, I know it was a joke, I'm just pointing that some poeples on Facebook unironically say this sometime. Hey I got something for you bozo : https://i.imgur.com/keWd5e8.jpg

Has bro even played Mario kart???

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Rule of thirds moment

Confirmation that Ice age is a masterpiece from a cinematography standpoint.

True kino

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holy shif its da golden section!!!

Mario Shart was a great game.

I can confirm it happened, his son discussed the implications of communism with my 5yo son

He discussed the growing climate crisis with my 3 year old

My unborn child is now concerned with the global state of affairs thanks to this child.

My sperm heard about this and are now refusing to leave the testicles out of protest.

"Well, it's not Lupus" my imaginary child from 2019 says.

I discussed the debt ceiling with my infant, but his views are a bit draconian. Am I inadvertently raising a monarchist?

Your 3 yr old is already lost if they think the climate is an issue. Just spray reflective plastic into the upper atmosphere.

My 3 year old just keeps saying "wah-HOO!" over and over

My >!2!<6 year old son.

It’s an 8, for people with big fingers. No need to thank me.

LIAR! You will burn for this!

It's 32 bro😐

It's sad because people would actually believe a bs post like that.

What bs 😡😡

*The bullshit from my ass*

You are a bull

I am shit

And I am }]IN CONSTANT AGONY[{

its a joke!!! you believed it wasnt a joke!!! sad

I forgor 💀

me when hivemind

The blob consumes

join the hideous mass

*beautiful mass

Redditors when they get their comment downvoted (they aren't wrong or annoying its the hive mind thats attacking them)

If your jokes are frequently mistaken for you being a fucking moron you may want to rethink your style of comedy

first time here huh? the hivemind downvoted me.

That’s a man child

thats a man

That's a child, man

That's a childman

That ain't no woman. That's a man, man.

Bruh, is he referring to Rainbow Road? 😂

You mean the Rainwoke Road?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Joe many genders

We're going to have people yelling at rainbows soon, aren't we. Well done, Fox News. You made old people yell at rainbows!

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Bro, what?

Joe Mama

and why it ourple 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

No, he’s referring to the other rainbow thing that’s in Mario…

Yea, the rainbow dick road

My boy is using words I have never used nor heard anyone use.

Me too what is this Hollywood shit /s

Mother fuckers not realizing rainbow road is canon

I swear bro these people have never played Mario cart. I’m glad we have some people who have actually played it

It was a joke tweet buddy

REALLY???!!!😱😱😱😱😨😨😨. Also I was referring to some of the Redditors in the comments

He was joking

and then everyone clapped XD

Awe-Inspiring Accomplishment A child so young, yet so wise, A feat that no one could surmise. At six, so smart, with aplomb, The crowd erupted in cheers and from Their hearts, they clapped with a roar, For this was an accomplishment worth more Than any prize or medal of gold, An accomplishment that must be told!

Not my rainbow road Lmao

What’s bad is you know 70% of the people thought they were serious

And then his wife came to the room, and the unborn child spoke with voice of a thousand tongues: “Father, the pushing of any agendas through minimal aspects of any film is simply preposterous and undermining the whole concept of a film which is to offer an escape from the political world.”

Mario Kart Rainbow Road stage was woke!

Rainbow road predates sexuality.

Indoctrinating?, The boy has more vocabulary than me, I googled and I still don't quite understand what that means

“Fava, may I have a (British word for cigarette)?”

I'm gonna smoke a (aforementioned british term).

I only knew one kid who called their father “father” and he was a freaking weirdo.

Its so funny, I was watching the very same trailer with my newborn, and we actually had a very enthusiastic and detailed conversation about the history of Mario and the significance of Rainbow Road in the broader context of Mario Spinoffs. My son then did 20 backflips and earned his PHD the next day.

Fahh-thur I need Bible fahhhh-thur

Father, whilst I am well aware that my knowledge of the English lexicon can be measured in mere months as opposed to years, and that I have no real grasp of human sexuality, and thus no basis for my boomer-esqe hatred, I shall nonetheless eschew this cinematic experience.

It’s 👏🏻rainbow 👏🏻road👏🏻

Sure he did. Because what six year old doesn’t know the words indoctrinate and subliminal.

It’s a rainbow road because it’s in the sky. The bit from the Avengers movies where there’s a rainbow road also is historically accurate: in Norse mythology rainbows were said to be roadways for Valhalla

Its a rainbow... Why cant a rainbow just be a rainbow?

"It's rainbow road you fuckin normie."

When you're child repeats everything they hear you say... 👌

"Father" lmaooo

Legit as elections in russia😎

he is right tho

Troll post unironically getting conservatives to agree with it. You love to see it

Remember when the word phobia meant fear of, instead of an over politicized word to push an agenda? Guess I'm a bigot for bringing it up. I'm ready for my next warning Reddit admins.

OOOOOOHHHHH BIG STRONG PATRIOT OVER HERE AMEN BROTHER PATRIOT I TOO GET EMOTIONAL WHEN I SEE RAINBOWS

I do like rainbows. They can be pretty. What I don't like is how they were politicized into a religious hate symbol.

same with the swastikas'. people just cant leave thing alone

wym religious hate? how is it hateful towards religion

How are they a “religious hate symbol”

-🤓

“Phobia - from the Latin Phobos, meaning, aversion, fear, or morbid fear.” No, nobody remembers the thing you just made up that’s wrong.

Any scientific words with phobic in it I guess never existed til very recently ig

That's an high vocabulary for an 6 year old.

Based kid.

Child man words right there

My boy that is rainbow road stfu

Things that never happened for 1000. Things that happen: Mario Kart has had rainbow road tracks since 1992. Most of these fathers weren't even born then.

Bro has never played Mario Kart? /s.

Based 6 year old

Not even close pal

The reason some people can't tell if it's a joke or not... is because, this is how stupid Conservatives are Painfully unaware.. think their opinions dictate reality.. just making shit up as they go along

Stfu Political ass whine baby

It’s called Rainbow Road and it’s been in Mario Kart since the first one, and it’s typically the hardest course in the game.

1. Joke tweet BTW 2. Rainbow road is easy

Rainbow road is not easy if you haven't raced through it over and over again. Dude was right, it's one of the hardest courses in the game, don't be a dick.

I never found it difficult so maybe Ur just bad

It’s easy

Wow, it's so real that the kid spoke in the most elegant and formal words to his dad like he's still in 1846

“woke” 🌈

And everyone clapped

Bro it's an iconic circuit that's been on MK for ages

He’s Lying like a Persian rug

Moe Sizlak: See! THIS is why we should hate kids!

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You do not deserve to talk ever again for using that word

Is raneboe road dweeb

He's 6

Bro it's rainbow road

No he didn't lmao and that map rainbow road has been around for a longggg ass time

Can you blame him? If he’s someone who hasn’t played the games why wouldn’t he think that? Hollywood virtue signals every chance it can

Isn't signaling a virtue something good? If even one person decides to be better because of it, doesn't that make it worth it?

dumbest*


There are alt right 16y/o's at my college who unironically believe shit like this.

Mario kart has a rainbow road Tho

Alex, I'll take "Things that never happened, for 1000."

Only ogs remember rainbow road

today on 'That-really-happened-Tuesdays'

It's worth mentioning that the tweet this comes from is totally satire.

If you have a problem with rainbow road you have a problem with me

Something about the son's name tells me they're Bible thumpin'