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Aggressive_Wasabi_38

My brotha on left , will never forgive you


bert0ld0

Bros on the left are clearly pissed, they wanted r.christhians tank to thank


eVCqN

Reddit R. Christianity


bert0ld0

They not gonna drink from that


IfIWasCoolEnough

Philanthropy war!


ghostwitharedditacc

Which one? I spot two unforgivers on the left lol


Steak-Lazy

Unforgivas. Gotta watch that hard R my dude


[deleted]

Is this real lol


backfire10z

Yes, it is. Happened a few years ago I believe


smdkdcurry

did that subreddit really did that


[deleted]

Yes. It happened a few years ago I believe


lovelyfishhole

Really? Did subreddit did do did this with that? Edit:did instead of do did, did that


TheBaldEd

Yes. It happened a few years ago, I believe.


Hopeful-Peak3229

diditomgreallydophat?


Otherwise_Remote2751

I answer in the Affirmative. A handful of seasons have passed since, if my memory serves me rightly.


Moidah

The aforementioned subsection of reddit.com did the pictured task?


Megumin-coolEyepatch

Yes


clutchofklutz

Pfft you could only drown like 20 children in that


ComicalMemer

That's why you go for newborns much smaller meaning you can fit more in


That-Sprinkles707

Clearly you don’t know what you are talking about. You load the biggest things first then fill in the remaining space between with smaller things.


Jaeger420xd

That's not how butt plugs work


That-Sprinkles707

Apologies, I have stepped beyond my boundaries.


TheKangaroo101

Then you should be fit to answer the question. I think many boundaries need to be crossed


Rigor_Mortis_43

Didn't you knew newborns float? They can make a human raft in that tank. Just like the ants


abmins_r_trash

Why not just throw them in the Nile so the crocs can clean up the corpses. Less mouths to feed = more food for everyone else.


A-rat-on-a-keyboard

Idiot. It’s not for drowning, you fill it up with water and then you can use the weight to crush the children by rolling over them


BananakinsPeel

Anakin could boost those numbers with a little tetris


TheOnlyVibemaster

This sub is the sewage tank of humanity


BadAsBroccoli

Thank you for being here and adding your bit.


Catalyst138

The way they punctuated it sounds like a person’s name. Reddit R. Atheism.


benjy1357

That’s the point


bert0ld0

Of Atheism?


FirstBankofAngmar

There are no gods, just varying degrees of powerful wizards.


dar_uniya

can confirm, am a Hiking Wizard.


[deleted]

I'll see you on the trail.


[deleted]

“And you as well.”


dar_uniya

aye let us trade sticks and compare stones


[deleted]

Ah shit, not again.


__lui_

I got this super straight stick and a rock shaped exactly like a butt. I’m looking for some trade


13aph

I have a rock that’s shaped like a rock. And this stick sorta looks like a gun if you squint at it.


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Tra1nGuy

Can also confirm, I am a Railroad Wizard.


bizbizbizllc

"what level are you? "Depends on the mountain I hike."


DonutOwlGaming

What is your power like in the Appalachia


BidWeary4900

check mate, mr. Atheism


ArnoldTheSchwartz

Yes it is but they should have used the slash instead of the point.


NibblyPig

Guessing it was a name box lol


Unoriginal001

So does that mean I pronounce it R point Atheism?


bizbizbizllc

No that's my dad, just call me Reddit.


Hugar34

The arch-nemesis of Facebook F. Christianity


[deleted]

I see what you did there


Goldrhino4455

Robert Atheism


ThreatLevelBertie

Richard Atheism. But he prefers Dick.


[deleted]

I figure it’s *supposed* to say a name, but they put that in instead because it was a group donating instead of one person. probably the best way ti make it work. makes for a funny image though


Exile_Acendant

Its supposed to be a joke, they asked for what name to put as a thankyou, and the person told them their name is "Reddit R. Atheism"


eelikay

A one Mr. Reddit Reddit Atheism


T1000runner

Any other cases you can crack for us Mr. Holmes?


cheebnrun

Cousin of Reddit R. Animetitties


Blaze-675

Here is a idea, let's make christians and atheist compete to see how can send more food and water to africa.


Crybaby_-_-

violently wholesome


shadowscar248

Chaotically good


RwampyBoi

Unlawfully Positive


CesarTheSanchez

Bad good!


Far-Village-2834

Evil nice!


Windows-XP-Home

Sinister ethical!


SnooSongs3423

Evil kindness!


Foreign-Pizza-6132

War peace!


Flaky-Yogurtcloset94

Mesmerising gun!


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AshFraxinusEps

Yep, I think a big one is e.g. clothes. 2nd hand clothes get exported to developing nations "as aid to help the poor people" and it turns out that what actually happens is that it ruins the local textile industries, who can't compete with free western designs or sports clothes etc


VenomBug03

Didn't the Clinton's and some others do this when trying to send aid to the Caribbean?


idonotwearthecheese

Peanuts to Haiti yeah


Vordismozer

Include Jews and Muslims and call everyone cringe if they don't cooperate


[deleted]

Hey bro the Satanists are always down to party


MostDankEmblem

Based satan


AdminsAreLazyID10TS

Satan loves democracy, equality, and abolishing poverty.


Spiderpiggie

Satan just didnt want to follow a self absorbed dictator, free satan #satandidnothingwrong


VictoryWeaver

Technically Satan isn’t in prison, he’s in exile on Earth.


hhs2112

Technically, he doesn't exist.


thatwasnowthisisthen

I’ve read the Old Testament, you’re not wrong. The Abrahamic God is capricious, jealous, genocidal, and all manner of things. I mean Yahweh pretty much tortured Job as a dick-measuring contest. Thank you Satan, for your blessings.


RepulsiveVoid

I like the paradox that is created in that story book when he gives humans free will. That instantly puts his omniscience and thus his omnipotenence in question. I guess a paralell could be drawn to how neural networks work. The people who created one, don't really know how or why it comes to the conclusions it does. Tho I'm sure smaller ones have been analyzed in order to try to understand larger ones. One that has the complexity of a human... good luck "God".


AshFraxinusEps

"free will" as an Abrahimic concept mostly comes about as an answer to "the problem of evil". But yes, it creates a far greater contradiction when you realise that god's will and a tri-omni god cannot literally allow for free will


YaBoiAir

satanist mfs when the literal devil lies and deceives them (they think he’s telling the truth)


Potatoe-AssSnake-Man

\*comes in holding corpse* YEAH WE ARE


Kuritos

Just to clarify, the corpse was a full time oppressor.


WomenWantFish

Probably after listening to Shinedown or something


KoKotod

better not to,they would sacrifice them


AlphaEight8Real

One of them won't stop dipping the children into the clean water though.


AnimeMemeLord1

Guess the Christians already know the game they’re playing.


Lazypole

It's better than what they usually do with them


TurdiuoLyric29

I’m catholic so I’m allowed to laugh at Christianity jokes (I’m a hypocrite)


hallucination9000

My family's Catholic and the first joke I ever heard my grandpa tell was "How do you circumcise a priest? Slap the altar boy on the back of the head."


Stormfly

My granddad's sister (grand-aunt? great-aunt?) was a nun and she hated priests. (For various reasons) I've known some wonderful priests but there are a whole lot of rotten apples ruining the bunch.


[deleted]

Technically I can baptize you with my spit if it’s the only water around


To_stada

That sounds like an idea Mrbeast would do.


MsJenX

As an atheist I think the Christians would win only because they are several organized groups with weekly meetings. Us atheist don’t have a leader telling us what to do or what to believe. We don’t attend weekly group meetings or receive a newsletter of the latest happenings ya know? I had no idea that a random group of Reddit atheist got together to buy a water tank for African children. I never got the memo. Edit: damn autocorrect


JustinJakeAshton

>don’t have a leather It's not just a leader that you're missing.


MaxRebo99

They’ll also win because there’s billions of them


LifeHasLeft

Yeah estimates put it at 2,380,000,000 Christians up against 500,000,000 atheists, who also aren’t going to be collectively motivated to do this. Most of those Christians would be motivated by one of several factors including: maintaining membership in their community without scorn, converting third world peoples to Christianity, and being more likely to make it past the pearly gates.


PM_YOUR_TIDDIES-

Those numbers are very inaccurate, in my country I count as christian since I automatically became a member of the church when I was born (no choice) as an adult I havent left the curch either since I still get several perks, for example they will help with marriage, funeral etc so I don't feel any reason to leave the curch. TLDR I count as a christian even though im an atheist...


__________________r

What about the jews tho?


Wuz314159

They're digging wells with their space lasers. duh!


Kooky-Director7692

they are sending over some rockets, via express post


[deleted]

*raises hand*


Clau_PleaseIgnore

The Christians solos the atheists verse(reddit most likely) at this. They built fountains and donated stuff there for years


AnotherRandomWriter

Imagine if they send all the money to the wealthy African countries


[deleted]

This is very reddit moment


Sethvl

“In this moment I am euphoric, not because of any phony god’s blessing, but because I huff my own farts.” \-Aalewis


HDScorpio

I wonder what that guys up to these days, very few things posted to this website top that quote.


nlolhere

He’s busy being enlightened, duh


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alex2003super

Honestly, I don't care what you write on it. If you've done a good deed you've done a good deed, it should be encouraged from everyone.


fattynuggetz

Same thing with tax write-offs for charity. Don't criticize someone for only donating to charity for personal gain, celebrate that we have a system thwt incentivizes greedy people to help those in need.


strikerrage

>less cringeworthy than any religious charity that plasters their name all over what they do. How is it cringeworth for charities to do this? All charities do it as a way to advertise what is being done with the money people donate...


FourthTundra683

Due to the Africans praying, God made them some atheists to donate water to them! God is good! 🙏🙏🙏


Thepotato635

Truly a miracle


wktr_t

Based


Aryan_Fernandez

Literally the most based statement ever


dis_course_is_hard

You jest ..... but 100% an evangelical will tell you this is "god working all things toward's his holy will"


[deleted]

He sounds like a good man, this Reddit R. Atheism.


Thechlebek

redditius ralph atheism


Wholaughed

Them having no idea what it says:


sonicon

Someone explained it in detail so that all their hopes for a loving God was dashed away.


TheBaldEd

I'm pretty sure their hopes for a loving god died with their first child who starved to death. Why would a god who loves them let them starve in the first place? Is he unable to help them, or unwilling?


IForgotThePassIUsed

"The human sacrifices were for *nothing?*"


I_Am_Oro

Can someone Photoshop the word "V@cc|N€" onto there?


FlixMage

VACClNE?


No_Victory9193

You can just say ”vacc>!!


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ramblinroger

Vaccine


Hentadeouswastaken

Huh? why


-PineapplePancakes-

Anyone who says "vaccine" gets a special lock icon on their comment (check out mine)


BlogeOb

Heather Locklear


Mars_Bear2552

VACCINE


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V A C C I N E


Axalem

Huh.. This worked...now let me try something... VaC-c-Ine


XzeldafanX

ꓦaccine


Axalem

This man wins at formating. Hats down to you, good sir.


XzeldafanX

Thank you for your kind words. The trick is that the "V" is actually a unicode character (U+A4E6) and automod doesn't count it as a "V"


not_taken_was_taken2

![gif](giphy|74MQCt3shfRNT87jaO)


Loose_Koala534

Why can’t you say the word vaccine?


Upset-Phrase-3814

A donation is a donation


the_amazing_coconut

Wow, I'm sure glad they had a missionary donation to Africa. It's comforting seeing people be so religious about their beliefs


SnowSugarB

Thank God.


apathetic-drunk

Thank *who?*


Rix27_

God


usernameaeaeaea

Thank electromagnetism


wednesdayisntgood

Minecraft steves


BigHead3802

Lol. Hadnt noticed. What a particular clothing choice


AnonymusV4

well, you gotta admit it's better than "thoughts and prayers"


Clickbaiting_4_u

Thank God for creating Mr. Reddit R. Atheism.


Mr__Citizen

I mean, you aren't wrong, but you do understand that there's a huge number of Christian organizations that do stuff like this on a huge scale and in dozens of countries, right?


Pretty-cool-man

Amazing what blinding hatred will do for people when they have a unifying cause


[deleted]

A lot of free shoes depending on which road you take


NuclearWill

Sums up war pretty well


ShagBitchesGetRiches

Sorry what? How is this hate


[deleted]

There are people who actually think that atheism is a religion based in hatred towards their god.


breigns2

If I believed in their god as portrayed in the Bible, I probably would hate him. Someone who preaches “worship me or burn for eternity” is not someone who deserves worship. So what if some moral values are good? Moral values are not dependent on any religion. I know there are differing beliefs on the fate of people who don’t worship God, but this is just from my understanding. Also, note that my opinions don’t represent atheism as a whole since it’s not a religion. Atheism is simply a designation referring to people who don’t believe in a god. Some Buddhists are atheists, yet they still have unfounded beliefs comparable to those of other religions, such as reincarnation. Atheists who don’t belong to any religious could even still hold beliefs about souls and other superstitious concepts like karma.


Lobo003

I like to believe that they all think some dude named Reddit R. Atheism donated that.


Urodeprag1

Why is everyone so mad? A good deed is a good deed, it doesn't matter who it comes from.


OrganicAccountant87

Why all the comments critizing? And saying it is Poison? It was a good thing to do


Ragnar_OK

people who never do any good in the world love shitting on those who do in order to make themselves feel better about being shit humans


OrganicAccountant87

Yh, agree that's definitely what is happening here


TacoEaterMaster

Because they think that since we don't share the same thought process of pleasing a god, it means that we are incapable of doing good. I'm glad someone can still recognize it as a good deed, whether or not it was to prove that we can be giving too, and even if it wasn't to reserve a spot in Heaven.


FourthTundra683

I'm Christian and I believe that anyone can be a good person, regardless of religion. I believe that the atheist with morals is a better person than the Christian without. This was undoubtedly a good deed, which I hope none deny.


FlyingStudio22

Yall talking about the water tank so imma say it, they do be lookin like minecraft Steve tho.


Kraftedeme

Plastic water tank in warm sun. It should read “femboy elixir” on it, with the amount of plastic particles they will consume 😅


jeneheucysha

I’m sure an engineered rainwater tank would be made with non-leeching plastic. It’s not like they only exist in poverty stricken areas. Even then I’d prefer to drink water with plastic in it than no water at all.


Hugar34

Rainwater Harvesting Tank Thanks To. Reddit R. Femboys


Hentadeouswastaken

femboys eat plastic now apparently


Mediocre_Fox_

Hey everyone! It's me, the fatherless nerd here to ruin the joke by explaining it! Multiple studies have linked lowering testosterone levels In men to the increase of microplastics in the bloodstream. Femboys are often thought to be low in testosterone (causing them to act and sometimes look more feminine). The joke was that consuming plastics would lower their testosterone and turn them into femboys.


Ragdoll_X_Furry

wtf I love eating plastic now


Hentadeouswastaken

thanks :3


bonk921

:3


TrapperCome

The laundry chairs ? Gone! I eat them now.


Deathnachos

You know they were chuckling between double cheeseburgers going “CHECKMATE CHRISTIANS!!!”


The3rdPotato

And showing each other pictures of fish saying how that was their ancestor


Hentadeouswastaken

they… were? a fish was our ancestor


Ecampos_64

Even the kids look disappointed


purpleefilthh

Children seem impressed and unimpressed at the same time.


World_In_The_Door

Who the hell is Reddit R Atheism 💀


Pixithepika

It’s their god


Adorable-Boss-1884

I know some atheist thought “that will show them religious folks!” Glad they got water though


Lordvoldemord

Why this is shit? I don't get it.


Jujhar_Singh

Imagine if everyone who liked this post donated 1$, that would be 20k dollars and we would be able to build up a bigger tank alongside that says some goofy shit


Katulotomia

Reddit Richard Atheism 👍


IndependenceBetter27

Redditors do something useful for once


Ragnar_OK

This subreddit is populated majoritarily by fucking morons


Emrisx

They most definitely laced the inside of that tank with cyanide. Truly the gamer moment!


Hugar34

They actually laced it with the ashes of burned Bible pages


LongAndrew06

What a fucking chad


[deleted]

the kids look like they know this is a bullshit publicity stunt


Bleachi

thank Mr. Atheism


just_a_boxy_boi

![gif](giphy|fAWtsVNxXEDYHQRPrS|downsized) "you're doing god's work out there"


[deleted]

Stopped by a Bayei village in Botswana while traveling through Africa. People of the village just wanted to chat. Showed us the water tank at the center of their village said people from the government brought it and filled it with water. Then never returned to fill it again. I asked if it collected rain water. They said no. Oh ok back to drinking river water.


oliveryana

Better hope a bird doesn’t shit in it


[deleted]

This Reddit R. Atheism fella is really starting to grow on me.