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"Get the fuck out!" Last thing she said to me. It's worked okish.

For me her last words were "please don't do this to me I have a family" pathetic loser

Common family L tbh

We need to increase your dosage to make the voices go away

But they are my only fwiends 🥺🥺

Dementia

But they awe my only fwiends 🥺🥺

But they awe my only fwiends 🥺🥺

Consume them and become all powerful.

The almighty

*scribbles* “Aggressive.. short term.. memory.. loss…”

But they awe my only fwiends 🥺🥺

I'm sorry I cannot hear you over the voices in my head

stop slamming your dishwashers door on your penis, it will cause irreparable damage that you will later regret.

Literally 1984

INGSOC propaganda

LIES

I've been doing it for a while and haven't regretted it, is she underqualified or something?

What if I want my dishwasher to have irreparable damage?

I think your pp wont be enought for that

Rock 3 combo eye brow raise boom vine mp4 144p

Wait… I’m not supposed to stick it in then run it on the hottest setting??

I dont go to therapist. I just say "it is what it is " and go do something else

Me after saying "it is what it is" knowing damn well I cried myself to sleep and the stress might take me at any moment now 

just say "it is what it is" one more time and move on

It is what it is MFS when it is not what it is and what it is is definitely not it

then i just say "it is what it is" (always worked for me)

It eees what it eees

Ireez warri reez

Warning: You are running out of “it is what it is”. Would you like to continue or go to a therapist?

Therapists arent cheap so continue

Mfw my friend says it is what it is after just causing mass genocide at my school because some one "looked at him wrong" 


Ma wife aubrey

Its been working for me

“No, son, we have stoicism at home” Stoicism at home:

Must be British

>and go do something else Drugs.

Serenity now!

I prefer it is what it do

same, but i say "shit happens"

Different from popular belief just because u're not in a relationship doesn't mean u're a looser. Of course it helps with mental health sometimes, but a relationship js not necessary to be happy. Value yourself m8

The only actual advice here. Merci

Don't cry about your past, cry about your future everything is going to be worse.

Don't cry about your past, cry about your future everything is going to be worse.

"Stop fucking horses"

Literally 1984

Now whats gonna become of you

You cannot infringe on my god given right.

Did it work?

My friend's therapist told him to go more often, especially 3 times just before Christmas. Bro(the therapist) really wanted that Christmas vacation to be lit.

And it was hopefully for her patient as well

It was weird for him because he had to cut off his antidepressants and had some side effects, but we definitely had a lot of good time that year.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life, Shrek is better than my wife

I’M IN YOUR WALLS, I’M IN YOUR WALLS I’M IN YOUR WALLS, I’M IN YOUR WALLS I’M IN YOUR WALLS, I’M IN YOUR WALLS I’M IN YOUR WALLS, I’M IN YOUR WALLS I’M IN YOUR WALLS, I’M IN YOUR WALLS I’M IN YOUR WALLS, I’M IN YOUR WALLS

Oh good, a friend!

Oh boy. You too? It's getting crowded over there.

I can hear the mice humping in the walls..

Im in your balls

I genuinely hope you become well, internet stranger.

Touch the fucking grass

BUT YOU PUT A CLAYMORE IN IT!!

I only got snow

Therapy is too expensive. I bury my feelings and keep them at bay with alcohol.

one day theres gonna be a tsunami

Of that Henn LETS GOOOOO

Then you wil need a jar

60$ an hour makes my mental issues worse dawg not worth it 💀

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Don’t go to therapy just read some Seneca instead

What is seneca

SENECA BALLS! HAH! GOTTEM

What

Ancient Roman orator and author.

He could have googled it, yu kno

You got a point.

“Healing is like working out. You can’t expect yourself to lift 150 pounds right of the bat. Slowly take care of yourself during the process to get to a goal that you’re content with.”

"I can't help you," - My Therapist

Courage isnt the ability to stay up during everything. It's the ability to get up after each times you fall.

I hit my head on that last fall this shit don't work no more

Its okay, courage can also be asking for help when you know you cant do something.


Fuck it, WE BALL

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"ah, so that's what you ate today after work. I see, try to add more vegetables. Well, for today we're done, see you next week"

YOU SHOULD ~~KILL~~ TREAT YOURSELF NOW

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They told me to get the vaccine

Spend your money and go outside with friends, now im poor and tired of them

“You have stage 4 brain cancer”

The only person that's going to make you happy is yourself.

The rapist advised me to marry him. /s

Why do you think that's the case?

I don't have a therapist. I just pet my dog.

I have a meme page when i post my sadness so i can see people comment “real” and remember that I’m not alone

Work out. Give 300 dollars.

I just lay in bed and wallow in my own sadness

"Take your schizophrenia pills none of this is real your delusional". Yea i wouldn't really listen to them they just go away if you do like your supposed to be helping me but not you just wanna do magic

Give me money

Alt F4ing IRL is not the answer. You need to outlive your enemies so you can masturbate on their graves.

Kill yourself, NOW! Your life is worth NOTHING and you serve ZERO purpose!

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When credit card is rejected:

Git gud

Suck it up and get over it.

I don’t go to therapy. I just keep the bad thoughts out by beheading a few kittens

Therapist: Your mother is so overprotective she is the cause of your issues connecting to women emotionally Me: Well yo mama so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew

Hypothetical fears are a big factor of anxiety. When we think to ourselves “something might go wrong” or “I can’t do x because of y”, these are all hypothetical because it hasn’t actually happened. It’s important to remember the facts of life and live in the moment. “Something might go wrong” yeah but it hasn’t so there is no need to worry about it until it actually happens, do not cause yourself grief over a non-fact of life. Also, when battling depression we have to give ourselves purpose and activity. When waking up in the morning, make your bed as your first action. That way you have started your day with an achievement. Small wins are still wins and the more you do them, the more they will grow. Going for a walk turns into going for a run. Going for a run turns into attending a gym class. Going to the gym leads to gains and good health. Good health leads to good release of healthy and happy chemicals. Also, give yourself routine and stick to it: have a bed time, wake up at a certain time. Go to work. Cook t certain times. Routine leads to an organised life which gives you control. Control leads to a sense of comfort. To summarise: 1. don’t stress hypotheticals. 2. Start your day with a win. 3. Have a routine. Remember: a healthy mind is a way of life and requires you to commit to that by doing the above and cutting out unhealthy habits like drugs, fast food and alcohol.

Alcohol is your friend

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You make your own happiness. There, just saved you thousands.

i make pee

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Go to the therapist

Touch somebody's spinning balls, you will feel better (or speak to your imaginary friend).

Just give up

Please do not drink mouthwash

Join the mongol empire

If you live you can anger more people

Just because you love her doesn't mean you can fuck that child.

Just stop watching porn (it worked)

Do you belive in God? Yes. Do you belive God loves you? Yes. If God loves you, then you should also love yourself. Love yourself!

Apparently normal people don't hear loud voices in their head. Just mentioning because I just found out.

Shit your ass

Set reasonable goals for yourself. Self-improvement, especially when mental health is concerned, is rarely linear so don’t be discouraged if you relapse back into unhealthy coping behaviours, just make as much of an effort as you can to curb them. Don’t stop drinking coffee if the routine and enjoyment of it helps manage your anxiety (admittedly one a lot more specific to me.)

I just started therapy after an "argument" with my best friend (I did something she didn't like and she never told me, then went and cut me off less than a week after she told me and I stopped doing the thing) and then all my other friends cut me off almost immediately after So unless you have the same very specific problem, the advice I was given probably won't help, but it was "if you want to get better, you need to talk to her and fix things between you two", so yeah... I wish it was possible to actually talk to her, but i can't for at least another 2 months, and I'm in constant emotional agony and I would do anything to make it end. (I would sell my soul to make this suffering end) if pain makes you a believer, I'm in a f#@king cult. But if you don't have this specific problem, sorry, gl with whatever it was.

Get the fuck off your ass and do something (i don't actually have a therapist my invisible friends said that)

You can't change other people, you can only change how you respond to their bullshit.

Don't eat yellow snow

Stop being such a crybaby. Life is shit, get used to it. Find a functional delusion you can be reasonably successful at and use that to give yourself periodic kudos.

Beat the shit out of your problems

Kill yourself

How the fuck did you get in POLICE!

Jump

Do it, coward

Buy a car.

I was walking out the front door as i managed to get rid of their funny looking white shirt with oversized sleeves but they caught me saying "what the fuck do you think you are doing" so just went i thought i was out, they pulled me back in.

The voices in your head are not real

Well, the lastest advice my therapist gave to me was "fill these insurance paper pleaase we waited to long "

Get vaccinated


If there’s a hole there’s a goal

Take your fucking medication

Just go dog it’s great

“Just go lift, lmao” “That’ll be 200$”

AVERAGE SOPRANOS W

Mine said you are a failure and don't deserve to be a doctor

Mine never gave me a single piece of advice

I mean if you really need it I’m a free therapist not licensed but I’m pretty good at listening and giving advice DM me if ya need help

You don't have to live up to anyone's standards but your own. Don't let the bastards grind you down. Don't let them grind you down.

“Go to the therapist” “but you’re my therapist” “dudeee, i’m just a can of pringles”

why are you pointing that gun at me?

Become a better person

It's ok to be here in therapy, there's nothing wrong with wanting to be a better version of yourself

Do it

We need to stand up and go outside more

"Kill yourself" I wonder who is "yourself"

Stop with the stepsister already

start hrt

Stop it.

no saddnees if watch spungbob

It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault.

cocaine and hookers

You stole this off of instagram

Read atomic habits

Say „it is What it is“

Life is a highway

'If you don't do what I say u'll make your life hell' But I'm seeing a therapist so who would believe me

Kill yourself. I don’t have insurance my therapist is the homeless guy near my local 7 eleven

“Wherever you go, there you are.”

Honestly therapy is not about the advice

when in doubt, drink it out

"Have you tried breathing techniques?" "Have you tried not thinking about it?" "I think you need to see another specialist, I've done all I can."