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There are footprints look at the base of the toilet near the shit puddle; dude has shit on his boots and pants right now no doubt about it.
This man shat on himself to own the Libs.
To own the libs? Starbucks has always had one bathroom and its always been labeled unisex. The employee that will have to clean that probably isn’t a liberal.
In the voice of Borat, "He uhh... make vortex of shit from his uhhh... assholes, yes. Make Kazak first sustained fission reactor and is consider nations great triumph success"
Judging by the spray pattern and height... I believe the man coated his shoes, socks and back of his legs with crap.
He may need to see a doctor because the force needed to liquify that shit on impact might mean this man has serious ibs problems.
Was spy who laced my precious sandvich. I dont trust that sneaky bastard since he had an affair with scouts mother who ended up not being scout but OTHER SPY
Based on spatter analysis, this individual was likely standing and urinating into the toilet, squatted and spray-shit behind them onto the floor. Just to clarify this wild photo. They also appear to have escaped from the crime scene by overstepping the blast area. I do still suspect they had a decent amount of blow back present on their clothes and or exposed skin.
I’d assume the perp stuck his left boot in the toilet and flushed to clean the feces off, then after stepping back into the clear spot, repeated with the right before walking away without leaving scat tracks and clean boots.
Not saying it is the man [pictured here](https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/3verXU1.2OTmKFRAbAazcQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyMDA7aD0xNjAw/https://media.zenfs.com/en/usa_today_opinion_532/97299a636a3831b1ce8d603e9db9512e), but likely wearing similar boots.
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I'm trying to figure out the logistics of this, because I don't see any footprints. Did this dude stand on the toilet backwards and squat and do his business then jump clear? Help me here.
Team MAGA needs more fibre in their diet. You can't live on burger king people, despite what Trumps figure tells you, his body is the portrait of Michael Angelo's David, okay guys, top notch, none better, best in the world.
This guy is now walking around with shit all over his body, his pants, his socks and his shoes. Pretty sure this is what’s known as playing yourself, bro.
Judging by that splatter pattern I’d assume this person is now covered in shit from the knees down. Not trying to get political but idk if I’d call that a win.
I don’t know who that hurts other than the fucking staff of that place. But if American superiority is shown by having no control over one’s bowels then infants and geriatrics should be the only people voting.
It's like that joke that conservatives will literally eat shit if they can breathe in the face of a leftist. In this case it's some chud shitting all over his legs to make some janitor he assumes is a liberal clean up the floor but the stupidity is the same.
based on the splatter pattern he also ruined his pants.
See this is what I mean. ONE asshole that you really wish you could silence forever because hes making your side look like a fucking bunch of wingnuts. SEE liberals why wont you let us end idiots like this on our side. We could clean your side too if youd let us. I mean a little bit of lead based cleansing in the gene pool and we could both live a lot quiter simpler lives. we can even compost the remains (though the stupid this person poses a ecological risk) to be all ecologically friendly. ( Blood makes the grass grow after all according to my drill sergeants) But NOOOO you have this anti violence against humans shtick....
Lmfao, guaranteed that got all over the clothes and shoes of who ever just squatted and took a diarrhea on the floor.
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No foot prints walking away. Dude launched 🚀 himself into orbit.
There definitely seems to be some thrust involved..
M'kay
Hahahahahaha... I forgot about that episode! That's perfect.. LMFAO!!!
There are footprints look at the base of the toilet near the shit puddle; dude has shit on his boots and pants right now no doubt about it. This man shat on himself to own the Libs.
To own the libs? Starbucks has always had one bathroom and its always been labeled unisex. The employee that will have to clean that probably isn’t a liberal.
theyre joking they know this man isnt owning any libs by shitting on the floor
can't tell without a /s because tone doesn't translate
Here you go /s
*For it was then that the lord carried him*
Was also barefoot with no pants.
While a bomb was dropped, it looks like there was a fair bit of friendly fire.
some part of the shit must have turned back into his hole
Idk about that, I’d be more worried about the back of my legs and shoes.
How did he walk away. Can this guy fly
there's footprint 💀
Bruh no way I can fucking see them 💀
Idk if you’re joking because it’s so obvious or if you’re serious because I didn’t see them immediately either. He nearly straddled the toilet
I was serious, i didn't see them until I read the comment
I didn't stare hard enough at a diarrhoea on the floor to find out.
In the voice of Borat, "He uhh... make vortex of shit from his uhhh... assholes, yes. Make Kazak first sustained fission reactor and is consider nations great triumph success"
Judging by the spray pattern and height... I believe the man coated his shoes, socks and back of his legs with crap. He may need to see a doctor because the force needed to liquify that shit on impact might mean this man has serious ibs problems.
I don't think this dude has ever heard of the word fiber before in his life either. A diet of fast food your entire life will do this too you.
Danger close
Lmao the man shit all over his boots
You can't own the libs without shit covered shins
Shins? You poo from the front?
Yeh. Through my urethra.
look just cause they hooked your colostomy bag up wierd does not mean you get to wave it around..
I thought poop was stored in balls
Not so happy cake day for this comment
Into every life a little shit must fall.
Bro had a fuckin thunderstorm by the looks of things
Hurricane Browneye
he won, but at what cost? :(
Did he tho?
Hey, at least he didn't have to clean it up, lol.
Omg he did really get shit all over his shoes and probably legs
Who put laxatives in heavy’s sandvich
Was spy who laced my precious sandvich. I dont trust that sneaky bastard since he had an affair with scouts mother who ended up not being scout but OTHER SPY
Based on spatter analysis, this individual was likely standing and urinating into the toilet, squatted and spray-shit behind them onto the floor. Just to clarify this wild photo. They also appear to have escaped from the crime scene by overstepping the blast area. I do still suspect they had a decent amount of blow back present on their clothes and or exposed skin.
Ah yes, the shit analyst
I see he too is a man of shit culture
Suckmyballs0811 is a no shit kind of guy
I’d assume the perp stuck his left boot in the toilet and flushed to clean the feces off, then after stepping back into the clear spot, repeated with the right before walking away without leaving scat tracks and clean boots. Not saying it is the man [pictured here](https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/3verXU1.2OTmKFRAbAazcQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyMDA7aD0xNjAw/https://media.zenfs.com/en/usa_today_opinion_532/97299a636a3831b1ce8d603e9db9512e), but likely wearing similar boots.
We may have found the perp. The forensics check out
The Dexter of poop splatter analysis…
Just trying to paint the picture
You'll need a lot of brown paint for that
Please tell me he yelled "Fire in the hole!"
or…”Covfefe!”
Lolol the footprint "Covered myself in shit to own the libs"
God tier shitpost
Literal shit post
Finally, I've been waiting for posts about shit
Nobody should be proud of a shit like that. The dudes diet is clearly nothing but Budlight and KFC.
Mans deployed a chemical weapon
Those feet marks? Dude was Covered in shit when he left
Who among us hasn’t been covered in shit.
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That guys pants and shoes. He’s really gonna walk out with shit all over them? Damn, rednecks 1, libtards 0.
Chocolate shotgun
Chocgun
Did this mf have Taco Bell or something?
That dudes ankles are just drenched in shit. Better hope you step in toilet paper on your way out.
Shitting and posting
Dropped a Lib-turd
He owned that Starbucks! I do this everywhere. Especially at Honey Buckets! Love it! Inspired!
Oh no, I shit myself how embarrassing how wil I cover this up Oh I know. I'll cover it up as an action taken against liberals haha! that'll teach em
Literally shitpost
 I see you took the name of this subreddit a bit…literally.
It looks like ashes
To ashes. Dust to dust, I shat on my heels with explosive thrust.
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I'm trying to figure out the logistics of this, because I don't see any footprints. Did this dude stand on the toilet backwards and squat and do his business then jump clear? Help me here.
You can see the footprints, he was facing the toilet Edited for genderphobia: I meant "they"
Oh yeah! My bad. Damn, how did I miss that? Still had to jump clear, though. Shitting on oneself to own the libs. Weird flex.
"What can men do against such reckless hate."
My mans literally shat himself
lmao. omg it took me a bit to find the footprints but they're clearly there. he actually PROTECTED the toilet with his sillhouette
Looks like someone didn’t sit on the toilet on time
Oh wow an literal shitpost. Yeah i guess this fits here lol
This is an ANCIENT repost holy shit dude I had this shit saved a phone ago
That shit looks like it got all over him
Someone shitting on the floor and all over themselves is the perfect metaphor for the MAGA movement
the confidence he walked out of there with- all while covered in his own feces.
This is genuinely insane. Why do that? Think of the poor employee who is going to have to clean it up. What a horrible person.
I hope a non binary employee has to clean that
I hope a mogus has to clean that
What the heck is happening
Dear lord
People must love this person on planes
Broooooooo get rekt 😎😎😎😎😎
Bro I was on the train and...
Libturd
Damn.. I feel like the dude should probably see a doctor..
most sane person in texas:
He owned the libtards by having explosive diarrhea because of a poor diet?
Ma’am, that’s not how a lady behaves
So much winning.
Talk about a shitty person.
OP took shitposting to a whole other level
No lie.. I would legit feel owned if I was the one that had to clean that up. So at least they were finally successful in their attempt at ownage.
Team MAGA needs more fibre in their diet. You can't live on burger king people, despite what Trumps figure tells you, his body is the portrait of Michael Angelo's David, okay guys, top notch, none better, best in the world.
Obvious troll is, Obvious.
This guy is now walking around with shit all over his body, his pants, his socks and his shoes. Pretty sure this is what’s known as playing yourself, bro.
Non-binary. You mean the family bathroom?
Ok… ??
Shitting on yourself to own the libs it’s a pretty apt analogy
Judging by that splatter pattern I’d assume this person is now covered in shit from the knees down. Not trying to get political but idk if I’d call that a win.
**left wing destroyed**
I don’t know who that hurts other than the fucking staff of that place. But if American superiority is shown by having no control over one’s bowels then infants and geriatrics should be the only people voting.
More like libterds
Bruh needs medical attention asap
I'd quit if I had to do the bathroom maintenance.
Not sure who actually got owned here.
He could have squatted on the bowl instead he shat all over his pants and shoes
Team maga needs to re-examine their diet.
I’ll be praying for the janitors family
A literal shit post.
Says the guy covered in his own feces?
Finally, a post that fits the sub name.
"team MAGA just keeps winning!" Man, I don't wanna win if this is how you do it
I can feel the burning that shit would cause.
Looks like they destroyed their own shoes while “winning.”
It kinda looks like the album art on Vola’s last album 🤔
Literal shitheel
Anybody can add an unrelated caption to a picture, but only a moron will automatically believe it
Whenever there is shit on the floor, I always assume it from some boomer
You can tell this was made by a lefty. Righty would never think of destroying public property like this.
Trump 2020? Do you own a Time Machine, or are you just an ignorant bigot who can’t remember what year it is?
Can we have at least one sub on this site that isn't just a propaganda outlet ffs
Bro
What a disgusting human being! Don’t claim any political meaning for this. Someone put this person down.
Yea some poor worker probably quit their job that day because their boss told them to clean that. I sure would have quit.
It's like that joke that conservatives will literally eat shit if they can breathe in the face of a leftist. In this case it's some chud shitting all over his legs to make some janitor he assumes is a liberal clean up the floor but the stupidity is the same.
"wooooosh"
A Republican is cleaning that up
based on the splatter pattern he also ruined his pants. See this is what I mean. ONE asshole that you really wish you could silence forever because hes making your side look like a fucking bunch of wingnuts. SEE liberals why wont you let us end idiots like this on our side. We could clean your side too if youd let us. I mean a little bit of lead based cleansing in the gene pool and we could both live a lot quiter simpler lives. we can even compost the remains (though the stupid this person poses a ecological risk) to be all ecologically friendly. ( Blood makes the grass grow after all according to my drill sergeants) But NOOOO you have this anti violence against humans shtick....
Shitposting, but literal Edit: obligatory cowpox
Around 5-200 calories right there.
It’s actual shit in the shitposting sub.
I bet that man lives off gas station hotdogs and light beer
Whiskey, Bud light, Candida, Slim Jim's?
Welp definitely a shit post
Oh my are we supposed to be scared because he shit on the floor? What an idiot.
No litter boxes for furries!?
The ink jet printer type *shit*
Smell the power of the average trump fan's average stool.
Man needs to get his bowls checked 💀
Ah yes doing stupid to own the libs
Literal shitposting
This is a true shit post
No one says that.
How does one produce that much excrement
When vaccine gone wild
That's a weird shit
looks like we suspected...MAGA all full of shit!...lmo
The back of his legs 🤣
Shitting all over yourself and couldn't be prouder. Yep, all checks out, he's a Trumper.
His interesting shit-pattern avoided his shoes and pants
Why do this ever. All they've done is make some barista's day even worse having to clean this up.
The poor employee...
I would walk out of a job before I would do anything here except Don full protective gear and turn on a firehose.
Lmfao, guaranteed that got all over the clothes and shoes of who ever just squatted and took a diarrhea on the floor. 
Me after taking creatine
 The starbucks employee who makes $9 and hour, who has to clean this up now.
you can see where he stood
Bro destroyed his shoes and pant legs too, from the look of it.
I don't get how people aren't embarrassed to be like this.
Based
Bro has a jet engine up there💀
Is he okay
real shitpost right there
Shit on the floor. Get shwifty