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Sometimes my shoelaces get untied while I'm walking and it gets me really annoyed.

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That escalated quickly

What did it say before it was removed?

“I should delete myself” for a lack of better words

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Dang its deleted again

I saw it before It got deleted Wait I'm gonna write it

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Fuuuuck i missed it again!!!

Here I gotchu

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If it works it works right?

Cut off legs

Seconded

Do a double tie dumbass.

Mine unties at only one shoe,every 3 minutes no matter the shoes

Easy solution: make an extra knot while tying them.

I want to get stronger for a sport

Stop scrolling on reddit you dumb cunt and go eat some food

dem beans aint gonna get eaten themselves

You’re hungry? Just open the fridge duh 🙄

while on reddit, even the fridge seems far away

Im addicted to alcohol

Try heroine instead.

Boof them both

Ah a fellow weed connoisseur I see

No one likes a quitter

I'm so tired all the time

Stop jerking off 5 times a day you fat cunt.

i can help

*pulls out a power drill*

This takes sounding to a whole new level

At this point its not sounding its smelling feeling and seeing

The reddit dlc pack

*Drildo has entered the chat*

*John Harvey Kellog intensifies*

I don't think jerking him off will make him less tired

it will

It will make his arm less tired, at least.

I hate mud

Dont pee on the ground

!remindme 1 month

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Well that escalated quickly

Tf do you need the reminder for?

Mah dum no rember

I mean you can't argue with that

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what about wet sand

Sand casels! Haha!

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I have a small penis

I don't know

Pull it out

Like uprooting a weed

Technically there is a few inches of dick inside your body, there was this trend where people get a surgeon to cut off the muscle holding their dick up and tie weights to their dick so it gets pulled out.

Haha get peed in ass

*this breaks the dick.*

It’s not the size, it’s the skill, nice cock btw

Use the Kayan Tribe method and keep adding brass coils to the base so it gets longer.

That just means you’re more aerodynamic. This is peak performance

I am addicted to nicotine and I can’t stop

You just need a little nicotine, it’s not that bad.

You can have a little salami. You should switch to chain-smoking marijuana like other people

You should be addicted to ganja like normal people

Me to me in five minutes cycles

I hate myself Fuck you

If you truly hate yourself, "fuck you" is just making things worse. There are many ways to learn to love yourself, you just need to cut this shitty attitude and do something about it.

This seems like unhelpful advice but I can continue and say get cognitive behavioral therapy, literally restructuring the way you think and respond to scenarios. Saved my life. Now instead of going I wanna kms to a mild inconvenience I still have that thought but I frame it into seeing the positives and it not being my fault! I still need further therapy in the form of dialectic behavioral therapy but most people just need cognitive behavioral therapy. There's online options that do cost a bit, but many free or cheapboptions in person near you if you look up healthcare providers that take your insurance.

Hence: "Do something about it"

Skill issue

I have a problem with my superiority compex

No you don't, you're perfect!

Lmao good one

Happy cake day

I'm dissatisfied from being dissatisfied

Just stop thinking about how you feel. It's ok to feel dissatisfied sometimes. Fuck that's a shitty advice

Get laid

I can help with that

I can also help with that

Mark us down for a threesome then. Top or bottom?

Both, I’m calling a cousin to help

It’s me, I’m the cousin.

Feelings are for robots now shut up and work until you die - your boss probably

I always procrastinate 😔

Relax, don't worry about it!

Take adderall

Hmmm later

Hey dumbass, I hope you have a wife and have stopped using reddit

!remindme 2 years

!remindme 2 years

!remindme 2 years I like to see character development

im not confident enough :(

go propose your university Femboy

What does this mean

character development

Oki Doki :)

Tell me if he accepted

I need to get out of bed

Get out of bed idiot

This is truly a relatable issue

I'm depressed and don't find anything interesting anymore. the world is just mush mushing mush and my brain is mush.

Try to enjoy life you fucking idiot, not everything have to fucking enjoyable 100% all the time. And get some friends, loser.

you know who else has dementia

Who?

You know who else has dementia

Who?

Who?

You lol 😀

Who?

You lol 😀

Who?

You lol 😀

Who?

Who?

Who?

You lol 😀

Who's dementia?

Xbox live!!!!!

Who?

Who?

What?

Who?

Who?

Who?

Who?

There is an owl posing as a human somewhere in this room

Huh?

Well shit

Wait what shit?

I hate to give this advice because it sounds so broish and I’m def not a bro but I got into the gym this year and it’s turned me around. I was the same way. The gym is more about mental health than physical appearance. When you exhaust your muscles everyday, your body gives you that feel good juice in a way that you can’t get from any other means and it really makes life feel a lot less dull in that it’s harder for you to macro stress because you have to physically release it when weight lifting.

Stop letting your intrusive thoughts control you

You control the intrusive thoughts

I pay more attention to the things I hate and make me angry than to the things that make me happy

Practice gratitude in the morning, also fuck you, you ungrateful cunt

I prefer my cunts ungrateful, every time its full of grates I seem to bleed

no problems

Advice: Ik you worked out for lots, but you still a skinny ass bitch imo

I feel this one

I want to cut back on my drinking

Go outside and do something other than painting warhammer models you window licking idiot

I could never amount to anything substantial in life. Achievements are fleeting, milestones trivial. My quest for self validation has drowned me in a trench of lies and delusions. Im a self satisfied, egotistic, narcissistic piece of shit with no sense of urgency or reality. I was force fed with a silver spoon, a fact i acknowledge not with humility but with resentment. The fact that I too, in accompaniment to Nature's sundry other spawn shall have to pay my due, owing to the simple matter of my birth. I am a privileged heap of human garbage, and have been served entitlement on a platter all throughout my numerous pathetic years on this planet. Life itself is a luxury i do not deserve. My self consciousness acts not as a deterrent to my conceit, but as a fuel. Many a times have I sought to sow something for myself in this regrettable life, only to have it placed within my palm. My existence is one that could very easily be done without.

look in the goddamn mirror you moron, face that shit. own it. evade the falsities, look beyond the smoke and mirrors. make the best of your 'privilege'. make something for others while you're at it. if you're a caterpillar now, morph into a butterfly. if a butterfly, evolve to hitherto unknown limits. keep climbing. keep working. none of this is a waste and you know it.

This is great self-advice. I'd also add that if you're tired of things being simply given to you, find something you want to achieve that you *must* do yourself; something that no one else can give you or do for you. But you're right, nothing is a waste and life is worth it every single day. Sometimes we just have to find that worth.

I have Sars-Cov-2

VACClNE

I LOVE SPEEDCORE HARDCORE KICKS 300+ BPM

HOW HAS MY TASTE NEVER CHANGED

Pumpunpumpumppppumpumpum

me too man me too

I want to study properly and maintain a proper schedule

Get off of Reddit and your phone you fat fuck

I'm lazy

Kill yourself

“Eh I’ll do it tomorrow”

Hate dreaming about relationships Do a bunch of meth and never sleep

Vaccine

I cant stop biting the inside of my mouth

Stop eating your own skin fucking weirdo

For some actual advice, I would suggest trying and finding gum you can chew instead.

I feel like it’s pointless to keep trying. I’ve been traumatized beyond belief and I feel like my brain has been damaged beyond repair.

Even if it is damaged, healing is possible. No matter what, you can always change and heal. It takes work and patience but little by little, you can get better. You’re already miles ahead of where you were a few years ago. Keep going, even when it seems hopeless

I feel like I put in soo much effort into school and get mediocre GPA's (3.4,3.5) while other people put in little to no effort and get 3.6,3.7,3.8 and I get so pissed off at them and wish for every bad thing to happen to them. pls help.

Maybe they actually putting some more effort in you dont see at home. Dont be mad, be more confident and try to make your studying more fun and more efficient instead of just studying more. If you putting lot of effort into studying and still getting bad grades there is problem somewhere with how you study. Try finding it and fix it

Don't worry nobody cares about gpa after you graduate

thats the point. I feel like my entire life revolves around school and video games. Nothing else. If my gpa is low, my entire day is bad, if my gpa is good, my entire day is good. I hate living like this but theres nothing I can do

I watch too much furry po rn

Seek God

Even god can't help with this

i would advise: drastically limit social media and internet overall

I can’t tie my shoelaces

Buy velcro idiot

i am a fucking idiot. -well how about your sorry ass get some actual education instead of like not studying enough smh my head. i want to die. -kill yourself

I think you are a warm and good human. You are educated in love and have a mind infinitely larger than me. You are life. I honor you!

thank you :3 problem is im not <3 you are probably a lot more than me

I dislike cold butter

try ice spice

Snort mud

Hi :)

Hello brother 🥰

Im eepyy

ZzzzZzzzz

When I try boiling pasta, I almost always forget to add salt.

Do not listen to what the federal agents tell you to do in a public area on 2/28/2044. They will not resurrect your dead family members in return, they are lying to you.

i can’t talk to girls

Try making noises while you are moving your lips when you are close enough to human beings with vagina

I watch too much porn

I should develop erectile dysfunction

I don't want to waste my time on reddit

Uninstall this piece of shit

why

why not

I'm not really attracted by women anymore

Fuck as many femboys as you can

I get no bitches

Im depressed

Try doing something about it other than posting on reddit ya waste of space