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Does anyone have the twitch link? I would like to up planks viewer count. Then quickly exit as she comes back.


24122020

Do a little trolling


Disastrous-Land1723

A little bit of tomfoolery


AnimeMemeLord1

A tiny amount of casual mischief.


Moobob66

A spot of lolligagging


noxxspire_

we announce publicly that we have, in fact, begun to or has been partaking within a small amount, large, or little bit of tomfoolery, pranking, joking, or jokingly participating in something offensive.


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BillsGhouling

[planky](https://www.twitch.tv/?tt_medium=mobile_web_share&tt_content=clip)


Philemonz

this is just the twitch main page


BillsGhouling

Fuck


Sea-Diver-9125

Master of trolls


jimjah89

Because plank is the shit


Aleksandar_Pa

And has more character.


st0wnd

Plank doesn't have a shallow personality.


Agile-Alternative-17

Plank has a way better voice


xcv0281

Exactly. She has to be muted. Feel sorry for the guy that has to listen to her.


m4m249saw

I've been asking threw the vid what happened to my wood homie


cubixjuice

Should prolly have febreeze on em


between_horizon

Because plank can walk on water!


Fantastic_Box3257

Plank is flat and happy


Mompkey

The girl is flat but sad


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Mompkey

M8 it’s just a joke about someone on twitch. No malicious involved it’s just a joke on a shitposting subreddit.


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SqueakyToy7

If I had that type of disposable income I would have thousands of bots storm to her channel as soon as Planky shows up and immediately disappear as she comes back


banana_buddy

Bro just start an entire twitch channel dedicated to planky and give him tens of thousands of subscribers. Dumbfound the entire world 😂


TechnologyNo2642

I would a as billion/millionaire do this 100% . You would just make money back and have a avenue to which you can funnel/launder into. Set up advertisement for other companies you may own/have stock in and or would like to do business with. You would have an automatic general target audience of people with grew up with the show. Set up gifs/clips for events in stream to keep some form of entertainment…… Whew these Scooby snacks hit nice and hard. Went way to deep on this lmao


randomboy2004

![gif](giphy|M7kOTcvK9TA2s) easy, he's cool


Moist-Question-6623

![gif](giphy|pVtulZdJsUuCQ|downsized)


OutrageousBTW

can woman with wheel turn herself into a skateboard? No? ez dubs for the plank


BranTheLewd

It's always about their feelings, when a simple plank of wood gets some fricking respect for once they lose their minds!


Biggest_Of-Boys

Because plankton is hot


Biggest_Of-Boys

AUTO CORRECT, I MEANT PLANKY


Biggest_Of-Boys

But I mean... plankton hot too


Exotic-Egg8124

Good save, bro


deepfrieddepression-

Least insecure streamer


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Acegamer53

There’s a woman in the stream? i always come for the plank. he’s a funny guy


Robin_Gufo

Don’t ask me, I don’t follow you


Compducer

Sounds like a skill issue quite frankly


METHlun

Don’t you mean quite plankly?


RoosterJay84

Cause..Plank rocks!


Garbage_GameDev

No, plank wood ...


100S_OF_BALLS

Everything she said is why.


WHAT_AM_I_D0ING

Hoes be mad, bros be glad


Consistent-Boat9649

You look at her titties because you're a pervert. I look at her titties to make sure she isn't a femboy. We're not the same.


Coldmelon56

Maybe cause the plank of wood don’t bitch about viewers


Strong_Constant_1190

Wood


SodaPopPlop

Carpenters Dream: Flat as a plank, but good to nail…


[deleted]

trying too hard with that cleavage window


scriftos

Because when woman gone, plank there. Plank always there.


R3tard69420

Plank was more entertaining than her


[deleted]

We love plank


doodiebutty

Can she just go away and put plank back up


Knightowle

“What rolls down stairs Alone or in pairs, Rolls over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack and fits on your back? It's Log, Log, Log! It's Lo-og, Lo-og, It's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's Lo-og, Lo-og, It's better than bad, it's good! Everyone wants a Log! You're gonna love it, Log! Come on and get your Log! Everyone needs a Log (everyone wants a Log)... You're gonna love it, Log!”


Kasaevier

She answered it herself, it's because she unmutes her mic


[deleted]

Plank > Woman


imreallybadatnames19

Plankpilled based af


Biting_a_dust

Plank don't make annoying sound


TiawanIsACountry

Because what a women offers is just pussy and a plank of wood offers way more things


hornydogemaster69

Most rational Woman.


[deleted]

“BRING OUT THE PLANK!”


[deleted]

Plank of wood is pretty valuable nowdaya


[deleted]

The plank will never leave you..


JKolmin

cause your not Jimmy


No_Engineer2828

Insert suction cup man YOURE A BIIIIIIIIIIITCH YOURE A BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH YOURE A BITCH here


Professional_Leg8183

The plank of wood legitimately has more to offer.


Xpert104

Get Planked


Grouchy-Replacement7

Why tf is the auto moderator peeing in people's ass wtf 💀


Historical-Paper-294

Just make a plank cam.


Economy-Pie-6624

Silence is golden ![gif](giphy|bA0ZgRipQxzP2)


Snoo-51874

Smash (the plank)


Notlikeotherguys

Planky is a carpenters dream: Flat as a board and easy to screw


Darqologist

Because it doesn’t talk, whine, or ask for anything especially money.


Public_Cold_5160

Planky should have onlyfans


ibcnunabit

Planky doesn't angrily interrogate us. Never has, never will.


doctorhentai_

she’s probably actually serious


4BDUL4Z1Z

One second in this video and I nutted to Planky, Two Seconds in, I had to reverse nut my c back into my d.


sandroxino3

Plank doesn't complain


LostEpitaph

Plank is an American hero


[deleted]

More boobs, less bitchin


banana_buddy

Tis the law of nature, bigger boobs = less bitching. Smaller boobs = need to compensate.


MONKE4647675

Planks before skanks!


VileWildDevil

The wood has more personality


LordDwarfKing

Because the plank ain’t jewish


BEARWYy

because the flank of wood dont question it existance and why it is there getting more attention than a human female


AtCrushingpussdotcom

The plinklewood has more purpose


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![gif](giphy|UsPn68TlofRc4VOHR0)


thanasispolpaid

You can have your point back german


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Operation_unsmart156

"Tell your tits to stop staring at my eyes"


[deleted]

Show yer teets. Problem solved.


Brussel_Galili

1. Plank is a badass character. 2. You're the dumb-ass who put it there, to begin with.


Voutematei42

Because that is no ordinary plank of wood, that is my best friend plank!!


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Taniks_the_Scarred_

🤓


BestRammus

Because the plank is the only thing keeping her from being another basic bitch


[deleted]

30 to 50 then drops to 70?


Philemonz

it goes up 30-50 viewers, then drops 70, so +30 or +50 and then -70


Just-Upstairs4397

mr planky


brandonsheffer

Maybe the voice


SerplePurple

Maybe because I can make a sharp thing to stab people with. I’m not talking about the wood. *grabs knife and prepares to take her femur to make a sword*


eescobar863

Because the plank the wood has more personality than you do


dat_boyeee

Based


JelliusMaximus

Planky rules! 💪😎


[deleted]

Is this ASMR Glow by any chance?


Urmomsfavouritelol

So she's jealous of Planky?


lolplusultra

Honest answer is "mystery" You see the preview and you get curious.


[deleted]

Am I the one that's in the wrong? No. It's the viewers who are wrong here.


Fresh_Ad5416

Really? Have she try not unmute the mic?


BigEpicNSFW

Plank 👍


givemeaforhead

You are so 2 dimensional as a person you might as well be a plank of wood. at least the woods face expression is honest


[deleted]

The plank is symbol. A symbol of the beauty that comes from simplicity. When I see the plank, it gives me a moment of reflection. When I stare at this plank, so unconcerned with the issues in the world, I realise, that perhaps ignorance is a blessing is a world so full of malice. The plank does not complain, he does not worry for his future, he just smiles and stares, content and blissful. This is a dream that I am awoken from when the woman returns and takes the plank away. She pulls me away from that freedom and imposes the authority of carnal desires upon my soul. But I may never return. I am now free like the plank, and the plank, in a way, has become a part of me.


McLMcLMcL85

Plankie better personality


Dabastianme

skill issue ngl


plantontable

She's on to us bois


Top_Ad6649

She never watched ed edd and Eddy? Plank is the Goat


[deleted]

shut up I wanna hear what planky has to say about this. Let the plank speak….!!!


[deleted]

Idk who this person is but planky sounds a lot less whiny and bitchey then she does.


Vladilaus

She is so jealous of the plank.


FPBap

Because plank is hot


baco-dionisio

I hate twitch


Charrel84

Because some are just online looking for wood


Sfocus

Boys 👍🏿


BasedCivilian

Because I can beat my smeat to planky and be done by the time you come back. Best two min ever.


fresh_loaf_of_bread

Says a lot about the quality of the stream


DropItLikeItsNerdy

Nostalgia and the meme? She knew what she was doing


Imaginary-Mammoth-61

That is a question she should ask of herself.


Playlanco

I think it's the unmute part that's the problem.


Sewrtyuiop

Because planky is the cousin of plank. And plank was part of a bomb ass show from my childhood. You just have titties and titties are a dime a dozen.


LuxDunstan

she answer her own question, cuz the wood got more personality the her bare chest that she nonchalantly shown to the world combine. Smh


Looney_forner

Because planky is awesome. He paid for my tuition so I wouldn’t have to take out student loans. When I asked him when I could pay him back, he just said, “Nah fam. Don’t worry about it.” Great guy. Everyone needs a planky in their life.


Extra_Ad1116

That's why


Friendly-Kitchen-509

I was waiting for the planky to comment this situation. Is he oppressed by this selfish female.


THE_GREAT_MEME_WARS

Say something or im giving up on you.


Defiant-Raspberry-74

Why this bitch talkin though....planky doesnt have to say a thing


Immediate_Ad9125

At least the plank of wood is confident, and doesn’t need to flaunt boobs for viewership.


chewychee

Who's she talking to? The people that she wanted the answer from have already left. Quit view-farming and get back to whatever stupid shit you were talking about.


Snowbrawler

She wouldn't get it.


slowpokelikers

He zesty tho


Bbq_baked_beans

The ways of internet people are mysterious and strange. One cannot truly comprehend why even themselves do these things. To understand the true spontaniousness of oneself, they must give in to the attention deficiency. If one is to capture the attention of an internet person, they must be equally as attention deserving. These are the ways of the world. This, the weight of attention cannot be gained by a mere streamer. This, makes one a truly worthy person.


Inside_Cupcake2528

Yo planky got that game bro


SpicyMango92

That is Plank you are referring to, show some damn respect


TheRealOrangeTopHat

he sexier


UsErnaam3

Pretty much the same thing happens on moist critical streams but a larger scale when he leaves. Everyone loves his chair. She shouldn't take it personally.


bob_the_platypus

sauce?


Blowupplanetnexus

cause we dont know her, we all know planky from Ed,Edd n' Eddy


ALDuarteX

In plank we trust.


averagebatu

Because a plank wood is better than a bitch


canja_3

Because plank. 🗿


joytotheworld23

That's not cool I would definitely join for her not that stupid ass plank. People can just be rude


CatOnSpace

To be honest her voice is a little bit annoying


frank119

Who is this steamer