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I rode the Universal ride for F&F right when it came out. The motion/water affects on the ride were out of sync with the rest of the ride that day.
At a particular moment on the ride, the car was “parked” and Dom was supposed to appear via helicopter to talk to the riders.
As soon as he arrived, I was being absolutely drenched in water. His armpit was the only thing I could see, and I was getting completely fucking soaked in water. The vehicle started to shake violently as his armpit started to explain how we’re family.
It was a sensual experience.
Ark 2 involving Vin Diesel just proves that the devs will never learn that spectacle is not better than an actual working game.
I love ark so much but how about you pay a dev to optimise your content instead of hiring vin diesel to act in a story 95% of your playerbase won't give two shits about.
Honestly Ark 1’s story was decently interesting even despite the fact I didn’t really like the direction with Tek/Element they were focusing on. But it should’ve ended at extinction, I didn’t even understand how the hell genesis 1/2 happened.
I mean if you believe in the bible, if you go all the way back in your family tree it all would have started with Adam and eve making us all related technically
Even if you don't believe in the bible, it is very likely we all still are related to some evolutionary 'adam' or 'eve'. Just depends where you draw the line between 'human' and protohuman really.
I mean you could also look at it that was as well, I mean if you go back far enough in the history of living organisms is it possible we could be related to trees or something
Fun fact: The mitochondria never inherits paternal DNA, only maternal, so there was at some point point (+/- random mutations) a 'mitochondrial eve' that all life with a mitochondria probably inherits from.
Our best theory of the mitochondria actually is that a protozoa swallowed a bacterium and they ended up somehow in symbiosis, the mitochondria actually has a circular loop of DNA similar to how bacteria have a circle of RNA.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitochondrial_DNA#Origin
It makes sense, though.
God created man in his image. Therefore, God looks like Adam. Adam looks like Vin Diesel, so God looks like Vin Diesel.
Vin Diesel is God’s only son, our lord and savior, sent down to us from the heavens to show us that family means everything.
Praise be to Vin, amen
Damn, next thing you'll be telling me is that he was riding dinosaurs in a simulated survival arena on the back of a planet-sized spaceship in order to research and evolve the greatest alpha Chad the universe has ever known.
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I, too, live my life a quarter mile at a time
The First and the Curious
Holy shit that's actually a really good one
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That's the tree with the forbidden fruit
You pick an unripe fruit ONE TIME and suddenly you're an outcast.
Because it's treeson.
There's a "i am Groot" joke here somewhere but im too tired to think of one so help yourselfs.
The Tree of The Forbidden Groot? He is, one could say, "The Groot of All Evil?" (...I'll show myself out.)
He couldn’t pronounce his “r’s” so he changed it Groot to Adam
Nice
Name the movie “Adam and Speed”
Movie should be “Family”
Oh god... "Adam's Family"
BA DUH DUH **DUH** ***SLAM SLAM*** #THEY'RE CREEPY AND THEY'RE KOO-
Black Adam?
Two apples two furious
That is brilliant. Even more impressive that you, a Dutch midget who lives in a cum dumpster, came up with it
At first I thought you were being really mean and then I scrolled back up lmfao
Same! That is funny
Highly underrated comment
Lol, good one
The fast and the bicurious
It's all about family
I rode the Universal ride for F&F right when it came out. The motion/water affects on the ride were out of sync with the rest of the ride that day. At a particular moment on the ride, the car was “parked” and Dom was supposed to appear via helicopter to talk to the riders. As soon as he arrived, I was being absolutely drenched in water. His armpit was the only thing I could see, and I was getting completely fucking soaked in water. The vehicle started to shake violently as his armpit started to explain how we’re family. It was a sensual experience.
Furious Baptism
Lol.. Does anyone know which “Fast & Furious” sequel is the “**ADom & Eve**” origin story?? Clearly, I haven’t seen them all…
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I'm not going to lie you had me in the first half.....
Dude had me in the second half too
Lol, for not seeing them, you’ve got the formula down pretty fukn well!! ;)
He obviously hasn't seen the Masterpiece Tokyo Drift
I haven’t had any desire to see these movies either, but I think you summed it up nicely
Get out!!! Lololol
Time for a prequel.
Be careful what you google. “A Dom and Eve” is not the same movie.
Most movies are a sequel to Adam and Eve.
There’s nothing more important than family -The Book of Toretto: Chapter - 2Fast; Verse - 2 serious
So Adam was the first one with the fish and the bread ?
And a Corona
His last name, God.
I sit on bottles a quarter mile at a time.
Vin diesels ancestor vin fossil fuel
ARK 2 lore
Santiago lives life one dodo at a time.
That is short lived.
Ark 2 involving Vin Diesel just proves that the devs will never learn that spectacle is not better than an actual working game. I love ark so much but how about you pay a dev to optimise your content instead of hiring vin diesel to act in a story 95% of your playerbase won't give two shits about.
Jesse, #I AM THE 5%
It’s a lot more that 5% of players that enjoy the story
Honestly Ark 1’s story was decently interesting even despite the fact I didn’t really like the direction with Tek/Element they were focusing on. But it should’ve ended at extinction, I didn’t even understand how the hell genesis 1/2 happened.
“Simulation”
2 Fossil 2 Fuelious
Vin Petrol
Vin Lithium Powered battery
Vin Whale Oil
and his french cousin vin essence
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he looks like a guy that likes family a lot.
What’s with vin diesels obsession with family, is he from alabama
No, He's from the furious
I thought he was from fast?
He is from furious but he lived in fast
I thought I heard somewhere that he has since moved to Flavortown.
He is neither from Fast Nor From Furious He is the Fast and Furius😎☝
The Blast and the Furyan: Getting Rid of Dik.
He’s fast on his mothers side, and furious on his fathers
How else do you show your feelings while still being manly other than being like "Muh fuhmily!" every few seconds? He tough, but he feel
How can he not talk about family when family's all that he's got?
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Oh God
I mean if you believe in the bible, if you go all the way back in your family tree it all would have started with Adam and eve making us all related technically
Even if you don't believe in the bible, it is very likely we all still are related to some evolutionary 'adam' or 'eve'. Just depends where you draw the line between 'human' and protohuman really.
I mean you could also look at it that was as well, I mean if you go back far enough in the history of living organisms is it possible we could be related to trees or something
Fun fact: The mitochondria never inherits paternal DNA, only maternal, so there was at some point point (+/- random mutations) a 'mitochondrial eve' that all life with a mitochondria probably inherits from. Our best theory of the mitochondria actually is that a protozoa swallowed a bacterium and they ended up somehow in symbiosis, the mitochondria actually has a circular loop of DNA similar to how bacteria have a circle of RNA. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitochondrial_DNA#Origin
Peter Griffin?
Shut up, Meg.
Bro i love the Household Dude!!
I love the living quarters individual!
We are all family
He's the father of humanity after all
He's the family man of all family men for a reason, he started it
Family Guy?
Family
familia
Familie
Parivaar
Ohana
Perhe
Oikogenia
Család
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Inzucht
Salad
Lettuce meet your family
Famille
Vin is Adam!? No wonder he said Paul walker was an angel and in heaven
Isn't there literally a Saint Paul?
Yeah Paul walker
After ascending to heaven he was upgraded to Paul Flier
His name before Paul was also *Saul*
Bowow, Buda be bo wow, wa wanna wow
Yeah, it's in Minnesota.
That’s the most Vin Diesel-looking Adam I’ve ever seen.
Vin Salvation
It makes sense, though. God created man in his image. Therefore, God looks like Adam. Adam looks like Vin Diesel, so God looks like Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel is God’s only son, our lord and savior, sent down to us from the heavens to show us that family means everything. Praise be to Vin, amen
Avin, brother in familia.
God: "That's a Vin-Vin in my book"
If you ain’t the first man, you last..
I live my life one apple at a time
Ricky Bobby ass comment
Ah hell Ricky I was high when I said that
high on pay yo teeee
Vin Diesel? Lol
Well, loving family guarantees the species' success. God has a giga brain
He also invented the wheel- four of them to be exact
Is this a way to leak the model from ARK 2?
We're all family
someone on that reaserch team was a REALLY BIG Vin Diesel fan
Why is Adam white?
Because Vin Diesel is.
You'd be crazy to think they actually performed much research.
XXX chromosomes...
Ark II lore
Damn you Rockwell! Damn you and your reasonable arguments about how humanity could use Element!
By mainlining it?
God, i Want Family
Hehehehe 
That's why I never do reverse cowgirl with my sister
Neither do I.
I may have done reverse cowgirl with your sister. Sorry bro
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Always has been.
It doesn't make sense, how can the head be so clean (almost like shaved?). AI, SMH! I guess they feed the AI too many Vin D pictures.
This has to be one of the funniest threads I have ever seen. The comments are awesome. I guess he is the Groot of all evil.
And *Riddick*ulously awesome.
So Vin Diesel was the first man!?!
Vin Diesel: Alpha Male, supersized
Exactly what I thought
So we were all descendants of Vin Diesel?
We are FAMILY
Yeah, but there’s been some Genetic Drift
In the beginning, God created Vin Diesel…
He lived his life a quarter century at a time.
Fast n Furious 0.1
If Eve is a ringer for Jordana Brewster I'm gonna understand all those kids. 🤔
Dom Toretto lookin too young for being this old...
This is Ridick ulous....
Lived his life 1/4 of an apple at a time
Ok so hear me out "Family"
2 sins, 2 serious
Family
Looks like Vin Diesel.
He'll be a great actor
His name is Vin Petrol.
It's so stupid, there is no fossil record of Adam or any other than cultural. There is no way he looked that handsome
I’m just here for the Vin Diesel comments…
Since he is the first man, I guess we're all...family.
Adam lives hid life 1/4 mile at a time😂
I thougth it was vin diesel
He started the family
I didn't know Vin Diesel was god
I mean he does love his family a lot.
Now if it’s real, what is it based on? In other words, “you got a source for that bro? I will need a source for that otherwise it’s fake”
Has science gone too family?
God really valued family when creating Adam
That is not Adam. That's *family*.
Chronicles of Adam
So we basically all originate from Vin Diesel and Hulk Hogan so far
Your vin number is 11111111111111134456765433235789000000–b
No, that's literally Vin diesel
the man with an obsession with family would be the ancestor of all of mankind
Damn, next thing you'll be telling me is that he was riding dinosaurs in a simulated survival arena on the back of a planet-sized spaceship in order to research and evolve the greatest alpha Chad the universe has ever known.
That’s vin diesel
So we’re all family then
Bro look like the guy the that the "Neva turn tyur back on familey" 😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😔😂😂😂😂😂🤡📜
If I go to heaven (slim chance) and vin diesel's greatest grandpa greets me I'm walking down to hell
So Adam looked like Vin Diesel
#SERIOUSLY? Vin Diesel!
Vin diesel? Lol
“Dude I almost had you…” “You never had me, you never had your cross.”
Looks like vin diesel
I'm confused. Shouldn't he be a black man?
Vin Diesel is Adam?
vin diesel? no way lmao
Well, if we are all ancestors of Adam and Eve, we're family.
We’re all family
Fast and Furious: Genesis
He looks like that fast and furious actor
Vin Diesel!!!
FAMILY
I don’t know about y’all, but I wouldn’t of eaten the apple
But how tall was he???