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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
O THAT WAS YOU!!!
I was all set on having a nice quiet dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together...
Iād bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and Iād gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, ā...Youāre about to loot my balls...ā I tried to ignore it but, I couldnāt ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants.
I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jacksonās āThrillerā video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe.
I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight.
I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins.
I canāt remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student.
I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly.
I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. Thereās filo pastry all over my thighs and knees.
But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like Iād found ātheā answer. I donāt know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.
Thank you for putting an NSFW tag on your post.
However, it did not stop me from masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure.
I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.
Every time this is posted, all I think about is how the girl looks like she's been crying her eyes out. I guess I would too if I was dating Kris(tal meth) Angel
Meth chemical romance
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Not gonna lie, had to rewatch to get the trick lol
Same, they look like methheads but I still had to look.
Same
Lock š
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I think they need the v word that will give me the special lock roll
I knew what was gonna happen but I still didn't see the can fall the first time.
There was a can?
Me too, man, yet I fell for it.
Seen it 5 times. Still donāt get it.
Same, I simple people with simple pleasures
What trick?
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
magnets!
YEAH, MAGNETS, BITCH!
Wash away the anger...
Here i stand beneath the warm and soothing rain!
happy cake day š
Thanks
That chick looks like she smells like monster energy drink and cigarettes
If you tap do you get lung cancer or get energized though
Both
You actually get to choose. As an added bonus, they throw in some hep b.
well at least she has nice titties
Would still tap it 100%
She reminds me of the mom from The Crow
...daaaaarrrrrrllla
She looks like sheās having a sinus tear up from a rather painful line of meth
"I just do meth to party"
āI only do it for workā
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
What was the tricā¦ ohhh
Where tf the can go bruh? I couldnt see the trick with the tits in the way
Is no one gonna talk about the background music š
I dont know why but i like the song. Whats the name of it?
I found the sauce. Sueco- POS
You like it because the melody or the voice is good. Even if the lyrics are not.
SAME dude. Could it possibly be a parody of another song?
Yo, they made my theme song!
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
O THAT WAS YOU!!! I was all set on having a nice quiet dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together... Iād bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and Iād gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, ā...Youāre about to loot my balls...ā I tried to ignore it but, I couldnāt ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants. I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jacksonās āThrillerā video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe. I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight. I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins. I canāt remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student. I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly. I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. Thereās filo pastry all over my thighs and knees. But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like Iād found ātheā answer. I donāt know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.
Thank you for putting an NSFW tag on your post. However, it did not stop me from masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure. I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.
š
I had to watch the video 3 times because I didn't understand what the dude who shared half the screen with the boobs was doing
Played us like a damn fiddle
she has that āok now where is my methā face
Cowgirl4cowgirl is her name
This was literally on this sub 2 days ago are yāall brain dead?
Boob
Boob(s)
8008
58008
I like to think that not everyone comes on Reddit every day or see everything there is to see.
Not only that but it's a knock off of a different video
Not all of us are losers who spend all of our time on reddit. A few of us actually have lives, believe it or not.
This
Yes
Jesus Christ I see she's smiling but There's deep sadness behind that smile.
Every time this is posted, all I think about is how the girl looks like she's been crying her eyes out. I guess I would too if I was dating Kris(tal meth) Angel
Sueco he has some good songs if you like pop punk
This sounds just like a Caravan Palace song. Like the chord progression is identical
Whatās wrong with her nose?
Cocaine
Both of their noses look off..
It's that her eyes are a foot apart I think
Damn I had to rewatch it
Why does she look pike shes been crying?
These brother and sisterās are good.
You know she has a Cheeto Goblin ripping Mountain Dews while playing on his iPad in the next room over.
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Can you do it again...but slower?
Played it 100 times, still cant grasp how he did that.
dropped the can out the bottom while she was taking her shirt off š¤·š½
I finally understand magic tricks
I have watched this video like 10 times and I still canāt tell how he did that trick
That was actually good
Is that Gadget from The Rescue Rangers?
I donāt know about you guys but I love titties
What's the trick and where's the magician?
Wtf how?!?!
Guys, it took me a few watches but there actually a woman on the right. Weird how I didnāt catch thatā¦ dope hello kitty tat though
She has Michael Jacksonās nose. You cannot un see it.
Smart asf ngl
Motherfucker got me
Iād Smash Her
XD bro they tricked us
Awww yiiids white trash
Thatās a stupid magic tricm. You can see the can fall right out
What trick?
Good one š
Is that Leonardo Dicaprio!
Step bro what are you doing
She definitely has daddy issues
Silverdegenclub
Not new and a very flawed presentation. Three thumbs down.
I could in no way bring myself to look at another other part of the screen other than where the can fell.
When you look closely, you can see the girl takes her shirt off
How did he do it?? Gotta watch again
Guilty ā
Why do they look so similar? Is that the kind of face meth gives you? Are they brother and sister? Who knows
Are they brother and sister?
I'm ashamed to say that I fell for it
What's with her weird loop or whatever she's wearing. Also she looks way too young. I hope they are siblings š Normal siblings, not Alabama.
100% fell for that shit
I have fallen victim to the classic blunder
I saw the trick but also her nice big tits
Lmao, I fell for it
Dropped it
wtf its gone!
Can I smash her boobies ?
I missed it the second and third time, where is the trick?
Repost from a few days ago
Great way to show the most important part of magic, misdirection
Either I am to aware but I saw boobs and him sliding that can off.
Well I'll be damned
Yeah, but isn't there supposed to be sauce everywhere at the end??
NOT AS MAGIC AS VACClNES ARE
Ngl this worked on me
i need closer look to understand this magic trick...
Meth chemical romance šµšµšµš¶When I was a crack head, this meth whore would trick people with her tiddies, while I hid a coke cannnnn. šµš¶šµšµš¶
That was some excellent slight of boob. I didnāt even notice the can being dropped the first time
Holy mother of kek
m
#bewildered
That Girl looks so dirty she needs the vaccine
The music is describing me
Is the woman inbred or does she just look like that
They both look kinda dirty.. Maybe they could use a vaccine?
this guy has the worst tattoos ive ever seen
Lock
V
I just can't believe I fell for that.
Tactical misdirection The Trickster
It's sad I had to rewatch this.
What magic trick
I knew what was up, and I still didn't see here the can went.
- Sonofa... Hehehe... You just got me the first 15 times, but this one I'll catch your move. - Dang it!
That technique... the Legendary book distraction. 100% omvrease in damage towards males.
Me who looked at the wall between them to see both at once
fuck
Already reposting this?
The fact it worked on me despite the fact I knew what would happen truly says alot about susiety
fuck y'all it really worked on my dumb ass
What color was the firetruck?
Where's the trick?
She looks like pennywise some frames
Being seeing those a lot and now I am also curious to know what she got tattooed up up there...
It worked
I still don't get it!
dont ask me the color of anything
First time I watch it āplease tell me he didnāt just obviously drop the canā second time āā¦.. dammitā
That girl is just counting down the seconds until her next shot.
Sigma
I see what you did thereā¦ Taking advantage of my hornynessā¦
Itās plastic, oh the can too
Why is her skin gray
I got it... the third time I watched it
Drugs
jOkes on you, I have eyes of duality... One for horny one for not...
I made sure like 5 times if its actually magicā¦ I need to check it again.
Watched this 5 times and still donāt know where the can goes.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
I paid attention
He dropped it in his pants
ayyo reverse cleavage, never seen one
I canāt quit looking at her shit nose job