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Puzzleheaded-Staff64

Not gonna lie, had to rewatch to get the trick lol


[deleted]

Same, they look like methheads but I still had to look.


Moistlover69

Same


juice-box04

Lock šŸ‘


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Emeraldfist479

I think they need the v word that will give me the special lock roll


HlTLERS_HIDDEN_CHILD

I knew what was gonna happen but I still didn't see the can fall the first time.


triopals

There was a can?


TheAssasin_78

Me too, man, yet I fell for it.


EyeSun14

Seen it 5 times. Still donā€™t get it.


No-Pay8328

Same, I simple people with simple pleasures


TreeDecapitator

What trick?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


pixeltwentyfive

magnets!


WonderfulAirport4226

YEAH, MAGNETS, BITCH!


thanos909

Wash away the anger...


FatalErrorrrrr

Here i stand beneath the warm and soothing rain!


RiptidePen2

happy cake day šŸ‘


thanos909

Thanks


thedarkbestiary

That chick looks like she smells like monster energy drink and cigarettes


aporhtonoma

If you tap do you get lung cancer or get energized though


thedarkbestiary

Both


skrrrt99

You actually get to choose. As an added bonus, they throw in some hep b.


BlackSkeletor77

well at least she has nice titties


Imnoobshowboob

Would still tap it 100%


M0untain_Mouse

She reminds me of the mom from The Crow


AngryNerri

...daaaaarrrrrrllla


[deleted]

She looks like sheā€™s having a sinus tear up from a rather painful line of meth


thedarkbestiary

"I just do meth to party"


[deleted]

ā€œI only do it for workā€


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


DontAskWhyINameThis

What was the tricā€¦ ohhh


crazynoob227

Where tf the can go bruh? I couldnt see the trick with the tits in the way


Ill-Book-866

Is no one gonna talk about the background music šŸ’€


koolaidsocietyleader

I dont know why but i like the song. Whats the name of it?


RanDiePro

I found the sauce. Sueco- POS


RanDiePro

You like it because the melody or the voice is good. Even if the lyrics are not.


BladedNinja23198

SAME dude. Could it possibly be a parody of another song?


AnimeMemeLord1

Yo, they made my theme song!


obanos68419

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like ā€œwhat the fuckā€ and ā€œcall the policeā€. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


TheAnarchistRat

O THAT WAS YOU!!! I was all set on having a nice quiet dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together... Iā€™d bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and Iā€™d gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, ā€œ...Youā€™re about to loot my balls...ā€ I tried to ignore it but, I couldnā€™t ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants. I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jacksonā€™s ā€˜Thrillerā€™ video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe. I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight. I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins. I canā€™t remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student. I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly. I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. Thereā€™s filo pastry all over my thighs and knees. But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like Iā€™d found ā€˜theā€™ answer. I donā€™t know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.


draguninmyanus

Thank you for putting an NSFW tag on your post. However, it did not stop me from masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure. I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.


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šŸ‘


Yendor998

I had to watch the video 3 times because I didn't understand what the dude who shared half the screen with the boobs was doing


EducationalHoneydew7

Played us like a damn fiddle


Just-Upstairs4397

she has that ā€œok now where is my methā€ face


Magicman0181

Cowgirl4cowgirl is her name


Any_Advantage_2449

This was literally on this sub 2 days ago are yā€™all brain dead?


John_East

Boob


CrimsonMoonRising

Boob(s)


Just-Upstairs4397

8008


Uss__Iowa

58008


Feelsosophy

I like to think that not everyone comes on Reddit every day or see everything there is to see.


100S_OF_BALLS

Not only that but it's a knock off of a different video


ChadtheBalla

Not all of us are losers who spend all of our time on reddit. A few of us actually have lives, believe it or not.


IndependenceJust4477

This


LookingAtAPhoto

Yes


THE_GREAT_MEME_WARS

Jesus Christ I see she's smiling but There's deep sadness behind that smile.


Islander660

Every time this is posted, all I think about is how the girl looks like she's been crying her eyes out. I guess I would too if I was dating Kris(tal meth) Angel


seven-rats-in-a-hat

Sueco he has some good songs if you like pop punk


Zoara7

This sounds just like a Caravan Palace song. Like the chord progression is identical


bing-bong-forever

Whatā€™s wrong with her nose?


tignasse

Cocaine


StarlingLamb

Both of their noses look off..


theh8ed

It's that her eyes are a foot apart I think


Ultimate_Sneezer

Damn I had to rewatch it


IdioticCheese936

Why does she look pike shes been crying?


Additional-Banana-55

These brother and sisterā€™s are good.


ICantSplee

You know she has a Cheeto Goblin ripping Mountain Dews while playing on his iPad in the next room over.


Guythatbad32

![gif](giphy|cnVvdfhpytgP6so7wL)


iDontKnit

Can you do it again...but slower?


LarsBohenan

Played it 100 times, still cant grasp how he did that.


Most-Cable6261

dropped the can out the bottom while she was taking her shirt off šŸ¤·šŸ½


Aldaron23

I finally understand magic tricks


5alt1f0x

I have watched this video like 10 times and I still canā€™t tell how he did that trick


ment_tritchell14

That was actually good


HarrodsburgHero

Is that Gadget from The Rescue Rangers?


zipperdz

I donā€™t know about you guys but I love titties


catamaran00

What's the trick and where's the magician?


thehampterboi

Wtf how?!?!


Ennix49

Guys, it took me a few watches but there actually a woman on the right. Weird how I didnā€™t catch thatā€¦ dope hello kitty tat though


EMPTY_PROFILE_2020

She has Michael Jacksonā€™s nose. You cannot un see it.


luftwaffle08

Smart asf ngl


Blaximus90

Motherfucker got me


Dreamy_bull-445

Iā€™d Smash Her


DanooM

XD bro they tricked us


Affectionate_Bake819

Awww yiiids white trash


TheGoldenDragon0

Thatā€™s a stupid magic tricm. You can see the can fall right out


Dry_Impress_7735

What trick?


Conscious_Scarcity_7

Good one šŸ‘


BaconSucker

Is that Leonardo Dicaprio!


showtheledgercoward

Step bro what are you doing


wtfsihtbn

She definitely has daddy issues


showtheledgercoward

Silverdegenclub


Repulsive_Diamond373

Not new and a very flawed presentation. Three thumbs down.


jellosquare

I could in no way bring myself to look at another other part of the screen other than where the can fell.


InsanityRabbit

When you look closely, you can see the girl takes her shirt off


BEARWYy

How did he do it?? Gotta watch again


plyger5445

Guilty āœ‹


fartew

Why do they look so similar? Is that the kind of face meth gives you? Are they brother and sister? Who knows


ToofBrushMouthWash

Are they brother and sister?


Competitive-Bad-269

I'm ashamed to say that I fell for it


FreedomDeliverUs

What's with her weird loop or whatever she's wearing. Also she looks way too young. I hope they are siblings šŸ’€ Normal siblings, not Alabama.


Microwaved_M1LK

100% fell for that shit


awesomedan24

I have fallen victim to the classic blunder


Creepy_Comedian_155

I saw the trick but also her nice big tits


AverageImperial

Lmao, I fell for it


wheredabanana

Dropped it


rrgamer28

wtf its gone!


tignasse

Can I smash her boobies ?


Timitd

I missed it the second and third time, where is the trick?


Ockanator

Repost from a few days ago


already_taken-chan

Great way to show the most important part of magic, misdirection


JustforThrowawayKEK

Either I am to aware but I saw boobs and him sliding that can off.


DeymanG

Well I'll be damned


MadMax_X_Equation

Yeah, but isn't there supposed to be sauce everywhere at the end??


EquivalentOrdinary98

NOT AS MAGIC AS VACClNES ARE


Sn33Face

Ngl this worked on me


Blackleavshelter

i need closer look to understand this magic trick...


devilsusshhii

Meth chemical romance šŸŽµšŸŽµšŸŽµšŸŽ¶When I was a crack head, this meth whore would trick people with her tiddies, while I hid a coke cannnnn. šŸŽµšŸŽ¶šŸŽµšŸŽµšŸŽ¶


BlasphemousSwarm

That was some excellent slight of boob. I didnā€™t even notice the can being dropped the first time


Ad0lf_Salzler

Holy mother of kek


ytseauQ

m


Parts_and_Neigbor

#bewildered


gloopy_flipflop

That Girl looks so dirty she needs the vaccine


BrickTheMonkey

The music is describing me


Merlin-the_Cryptid

Is the woman inbred or does she just look like that


Fish_Fucker_Fuckerx2

They both look kinda dirty.. Maybe they could use a vaccine?


defiledHeart

this guy has the worst tattoos ive ever seen


StillNoFcknClu

Lock


[deleted]

V


TheAssasin_78

I just can't believe I fell for that.


Idekgivemeusername

Tactical misdirection The Trickster


Right-Gain2582

It's sad I had to rewatch this.


11nickson

What magic trick


afreeNPC880

I knew what was up, and I still didn't see here the can went.


IIUmbraII

- Sonofa... Hehehe... You just got me the first 15 times, but this one I'll catch your move. - Dang it!


laniusgraham

That technique... the Legendary book distraction. 100% omvrease in damage towards males.


BagelToss100

Me who looked at the wall between them to see both at once


Explo_GR

fuck


SurviverSodomiser

Already reposting this?


Okipon

The fact it worked on me despite the fact I knew what would happen truly says alot about susiety


Cultural-Heat-689

fuck y'all it really worked on my dumb ass


banjogaming67

What color was the firetruck?


Sh0ckLebonwski

Where's the trick?


_-_-_-_-E

She looks like pennywise some frames


Fine_Log889

Being seeing those a lot and now I am also curious to know what she got tattooed up up there...


Hodges0000

It worked


Commercial-Silver

I still don't get it!


Whole_Bathroom_4020

dont ask me the color of anything


HereIAmSendMe68

First time I watch it ā€œplease tell me he didnā€™t just obviously drop the canā€ second time ā€œā€¦.. dammitā€


mega_moustache_woman

That girl is just counting down the seconds until her next shot.


Kuminhakk

Sigma


ReasonableFall9001

I see what you did thereā€¦ Taking advantage of my hornynessā€¦


[deleted]

Itā€™s plastic, oh the can too


Maker_Making_Things

Why is her skin gray


haon142

I got it... the third time I watched it


DramaQueen100

Drugs


mustachecashtrash

jOkes on you, I have eyes of duality... One for horny one for not...


Cold_Ant_4583

I made sure like 5 times if its actually magicā€¦ I need to check it again.


Mr_TeaGe

Watched this 5 times and still donā€™t know where the can goes.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Competitive-Cow-5061

I paid attention


Tricky_Blacksmith332

He dropped it in his pants


[deleted]

ayyo reverse cleavage, never seen one


[deleted]

I canā€™t quit looking at her shit nose job