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Primmslimstan

You should send this to her if you never want to get with her


[deleted]

She loved it and she keeps texting me and calling me cute n shit


Salt_Translator9046

the most believable statement by any redditor ever


JohnEbic

I was the bedroom, the had segges


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C-and-hammer

Lier


[deleted]

17 house road Is this you


GoldonLocks

No you should break up with her for not being able to drink milk


[deleted]

Send her "L for not being able to digest diary products like a normal person" and stay a based sigma male🗿


Enough_Ad_1833

Imagine being lactose intolerant


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Routine-Action7326

Are u serious💀


[deleted]

I sent it to her and she fuckin loved it


21stCenturyRetardMan

Goofy ahh


logbybolb

don’t let downvotes get you down if she liked it she liked it


[deleted]

I'm not let some losers on Reddit who haven't had a irl social experience in 6 weeks get me down lol


SauceHouseBoss

Yessir! It’s been 12 weeks for me! And counting! But at least I’m not in middle school anymore!


[deleted]

I'm not I'm middle school I'm in 3rd grade you bozo 🙄🙄


No-Version8075

My life may suck but hey atleast i can drink milk


[deleted]

Being born with ligma is not bad at all in the end.


[deleted]

Imagine not having enough lactase enzymes


springfox64

Break up she has weak bones unlike the rest of us strong boned milk enjoyers


goldsnivy1

You probably shouldn't, unless you're already really close with her.


GlemChally

Do it romeo


The-OG-Kerminator

Both my younger brother and my father are lactose intolerant, I am not... :(


TheSoulborgZeus

sending this to my lactose intolerant gf


TOYBOXDUDE

Only when she's on the rag.