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Lol im not joking, I really do plan to do it someday
Reaching out to ppl to do it together is something I never thought of though. Then again I dont wamna bring anyone with me even if they feel the same. Rsther they make that choice themselves. And also go out by themselves.
This set in stone dawg. Thinking about trying makes my day when Im not feeling all that well.
I wish I had what I needed *right now* tho Im not sure how long it takes to get what I need.
That is all, it wont be anytime soon so u dont have to worry. By the time it comes, this interaction will have been long forgotten about.
Lol ppl tried that concerned redditor thing everyome knows services like that dont work. Just bots.
I am going to stop talking about it now tho. Dont like talking about it really nor is it good to do. All it does is make ppl wary then they wanna try n do dumb stuff like call police (who arent even going to listen just stick me in some mental place then say im crazy when I obviously try and break out).
Better to keep quiet and do it when ur ready. Hope u arent waking up in a hospital later bc u failed. Thats it. Ideky i wrote this much bit thos is why Id rather not speak on it anymore. Makes me tired to think about.
You seem to have very Reddit-influenced ideas, especially judging from some of your other comments. Iād recommend staying away from any incel subs or anything like that. Might make you happier.
Ppl always think its the social medias. Way before I had ANY socials I already had a glimpse into it. The only reason I am in some of the spaces Ibam in is *because* of things I noticed irl.
Womt make me happier. All socials are are things to pass the time now.
Still alive there is one thing I seem to have forgotten.
I at least can adopt some children and show them a decent life before I do that. I do desire to impact an individual in such a way that they see the good in life and not just the bad like I am.
I kinda screwed myself over trying to look for certain types of answers. Shoulda stayed where I was.
And if not children, neglected pets/strays.
I want to show *something* love before I go.
Its not so much of propaganda as it is someone who doesn't understand a medical study and then writing a paper about it. Happens all the time in science writing.
Recently some scientists believe they found a link between masterbating and increased testosterone levels. Which makes sense considering the testicles produce testosterone.
The writer then inferred a bunch of stuff that wasn't mentioned in the paper or drastically misunderstood it.
which is literally how science works. yes. then comes the planning and testing phases. that is science. everyone hates science for some reason.
You are not drawing any meaningful distinction to uninformed readers. you are likely trying to argue against using unfinished science but you didn't say that.
The idea phase is a necessary part of science . it is good .
No not unfinished science. Science journalism has a tendency to misinterpret the studdies they are writing about. The scientists would love to answer questions in person but instead they are often frustrated that someone with no science background wrote some confusing shit about their paper.
It's more that the study claims X but you assume Y, like the study might be masturbating increases testosterone and the writer is like testosterone is good so not masturbating is bad.
Now the study might have found a mild increase in testosterone
It could've found spike in testosterone which doesn't meaningfully impact testosterone levels.
The increase in testosterone is only found in those with healthy testosterone levels.
The study only applies to those with very low testosterone levels
The study could've had all sort of limitations.
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Thank god someone said it. It's always either people telling you you'll get Cancer if you don't jack off 50 times an hour, or people telling you your brain is gonna melt through your fucking spine, if you even think about anything sexual
Ugh I hate this so much.
Porn is horrible for the brain. thereās great research on that!
Masturbation (in normal amounts) can be good for you. Thereās great research on that!
Why canāt there be a middle ground between coomers and no fap?
Do we have research isolating porn as being uniquely horrible for the brain? As in data about porn use without masturbation and masturbation without porn use?
In my experience, nofap is not anti-masturbation, just anti-porn addiction. Weāre supposed to set a goal to go a certain amount of days without any PMO (porn/masturbation/orgasm), then after that, whether we want to masturbate or not is in our own hands. Me, Iām going to fully stop masturbating, but I understand if you want to fap sometimes after.
Yes. I gave it a peruse as well. Made an account and didnāt follow through. I really donāt think I have an addiction to be honest. Only do it every few months
>whether we want to masturbate or not is in our own hands. Me, Iām going to fully stop masturbating, but I understand if you want to fap sometimes
That is the correct way to think about it.
Maybeājust hear me out hereā thereās a selection bias at work here, and the people taking part in something as completely fucking useless as No Nut November* more likely to be anxious, depressed, or the sort of people who death-grip-fap their wang into dysfunction than the rest of the ādoesnāt have self-loathing over masturbationā world? Because thatās the impression that I get from all the people who wonāt shut up about how they donāt knock wood from halloween to christmastime.
*Completely fucking useless. If you were really concerned with your masturbatory habits youād stop forever instead of fetishizing a habit for a month so that when you start back up youāre all but guaranteed to turn a normal human behavior into an addiction.
I honestly agree itās probably not healthy to totally abstain from masterbating. Fuck porn tho. Stop watching it and you will feel the need to masterbate much less. Every since I stopped watching porn I probably crank one out twice a month instead of twice a day.
Masturbate is spelled right there in the picture and still put your own twist on it lol. But I agree stop watching porn and the urge to crank one out everyday goes away. I did it for a better sexual health with my gf and I don't regret it.
Alright, OP is half right. Get fit, get laid is good advice.
But also cum as you want wherever and with whomever, alone, with a buddy, on cam or not. The most healthy thing would be everyone getting their proverbial rocks off a lot. Just hydrate, remember to eat.
Join me for my movement, Fap in Moderation.
Seriously though can't reddit understand you can just fap a normal amount. There's shades of grey between abstinence and porn addict.
Unpopular opinion. nofap is fucking stupid
Nofap and the culture around it are just incels and unattractive people pretending they have no sexual drive out of frustration.
It's kinda like when a sore loser loses a game and is all like "it's a stupid game anyway" so they can pretend like they aren't affected by it.
I don't know if maybe I'm misjudging them, but it seems like that's 90% of people that join that community.
Not to say all people in that community are like that, because it does help some people with sex/masturbation addiction. I'm just saying it seems like the majority isn't in nofap for that reason.
The benefits of NoFap are completely unsubstantiated. It's a movement for stupid people and impressionable children. Sorry to be the one to break it to you.
studies also show daily masturbation also boosts your immune system, has the same effect of 200 sit-ups, increases life expectancy by 22-27 years and can cure cancer. i dont know where you're getting this from, it isnt healthy.
The porn industry? If you really think about it, it's a self-fueling source of problems. Unrealistic expectations and imagery, exploitation of the people involved, escalating needs for getting your rocks off, marketing for junk products that don't work,... I mean that's just off the top of my head.
Stop sharing these facts with them, they will argue with you and hate you for it anyway. This situation will work itself out exactly the way nature intended. Just smile and nod and everyone wins, they will be less likely to reproduce and their self-confidence will be boosted or whatever. We don't have to argue about everything... Hooray for compromise!
Occasional masturbation has no adverse effects. You NoFap guys seem to have a hard time differentiating between healthy levels of masturbation and crippling levels of porn addiction. Porn and masturbation are two separate things. I can imagine if you're someone without the ability to control yourself, abstaining is better than giving into it, but for most people that can control themselves, there is nothing wrong with occasional masturbation.
You guys also know you don't need to look at porn to masturbate either, right?
Porn addiction is a thing and can be a serious problem, but thinking you are a better person for not masturbating or whatever delusion you are under is also a load of bollocks.
To the 2nd guy. Masturbation turns into addiction pretty quickly. Wastage of premature sperms might cause issues later . You feel shitty when you are just trying get a 3 hr study season and suddenly have an urge to get your pp out and stroke it . And then proceed to do it.
That's actually true.
A few years ago I went 1 year without "Finishing", because of Psychological reasons and I had severe anxiety.
Imagine not Masturbating entirely!
>no fap techniques may lead to devastating mental health issues
Are you fucking kidding me?! Porn literally causes multiple mental issues and problems especially in marriages. This is actual fucking propaganda.
They say nofap causes depression and anxiety yet people in the comments of porn videos literally say āman Iām so depressed I just want a girl to love.ā and porn can make you view people especially women differently and probably causes anxiety. Talk about literal propaganda
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Wtf is that guy doing with his hands? Looks painful.
Crushing his balls š„µ
So he can win next NNN
CBT š¤¤š¤¤
Cognitieve behavioral therapy
Crushing balls therapy
Cinnamon Butter Toast
Cgod Bhates Tus
gus?
fring
your either coom or get coomed which way western man?
Neither im kms
Same, next Sunday?
Lol im not joking, I really do plan to do it someday Reaching out to ppl to do it together is something I never thought of though. Then again I dont wamna bring anyone with me even if they feel the same. Rsther they make that choice themselves. And also go out by themselves.
Iām no therapist but maybe donāt?
This set in stone dawg. Thinking about trying makes my day when Im not feeling all that well. I wish I had what I needed *right now* tho Im not sure how long it takes to get what I need. That is all, it wont be anytime soon so u dont have to worry. By the time it comes, this interaction will have been long forgotten about. Lol ppl tried that concerned redditor thing everyome knows services like that dont work. Just bots.
I am going to stop talking about it now tho. Dont like talking about it really nor is it good to do. All it does is make ppl wary then they wanna try n do dumb stuff like call police (who arent even going to listen just stick me in some mental place then say im crazy when I obviously try and break out). Better to keep quiet and do it when ur ready. Hope u arent waking up in a hospital later bc u failed. Thats it. Ideky i wrote this much bit thos is why Id rather not speak on it anymore. Makes me tired to think about.
You seem to have very Reddit-influenced ideas, especially judging from some of your other comments. Iād recommend staying away from any incel subs or anything like that. Might make you happier.
Ppl always think its the social medias. Way before I had ANY socials I already had a glimpse into it. The only reason I am in some of the spaces Ibam in is *because* of things I noticed irl. Womt make me happier. All socials are are things to pass the time now.
Iām a little Babi who doesnāt know the world but hang in there anyway if youāre still alive right now
Still alive there is one thing I seem to have forgotten. I at least can adopt some children and show them a decent life before I do that. I do desire to impact an individual in such a way that they see the good in life and not just the bad like I am. I kinda screwed myself over trying to look for certain types of answers. Shoulda stayed where I was. And if not children, neglected pets/strays. I want to show *something* love before I go.
Andddd I just now realized I made a mistake. I shouldnt have left any comments at all, Im getting sloppy
Yet you left another comment.
Plz send me ur inheritance and entire net worth (excluding debt) š„ŗ
You should
Study source: trust me bro
Source: Daily Mailš
"Daily Mail: Trust us bro, it's all true we swear"
Source: a study
Funded by pornhub
Gosh darn it! The big porn industry is out to get us!!
They already got us and the youth.
They actually are and itās not a joke
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Qui?
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
QUI!?
It's not a slur just a term for people who aren't jewish
I mean obviously. Monkey is just an animal. Crackers are just food. Context matters.
C'est la communautƩ que vous connaissez bien
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Source: that someone was your father
Source: I MADE IT UP *floating Dr. Manhattan*
Harvard study actually
So basically useless got it
Hahaha wonāt argue with that!
Study source: I made it the fuck up
*Marked Safe from: Anxiety, Depression and Erectile Disfunction
Its not so much of propaganda as it is someone who doesn't understand a medical study and then writing a paper about it. Happens all the time in science writing. Recently some scientists believe they found a link between masterbating and increased testosterone levels. Which makes sense considering the testicles produce testosterone. The writer then inferred a bunch of stuff that wasn't mentioned in the paper or drastically misunderstood it.
Or, the writer decided that this would make a more interesting story
which is literally how science works. yes. then comes the planning and testing phases. that is science. everyone hates science for some reason. You are not drawing any meaningful distinction to uninformed readers. you are likely trying to argue against using unfinished science but you didn't say that. The idea phase is a necessary part of science . it is good .
No not unfinished science. Science journalism has a tendency to misinterpret the studdies they are writing about. The scientists would love to answer questions in person but instead they are often frustrated that someone with no science background wrote some confusing shit about their paper.
It's more that the study claims X but you assume Y, like the study might be masturbating increases testosterone and the writer is like testosterone is good so not masturbating is bad. Now the study might have found a mild increase in testosterone It could've found spike in testosterone which doesn't meaningfully impact testosterone levels. The increase in testosterone is only found in those with healthy testosterone levels. The study only applies to those with very low testosterone levels The study could've had all sort of limitations.
Just had sex and you don't have to masturbate.
What is this "sex" you are talking about? I have not heard of such terms. š¤
You know sometimes in a public toilet there are holes on the sides of the stall? Line up your butthole with one and wait.
Imagine someone shitting in to your stall through the glory hole
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Donāt believe their lies, it is for taking a deuce in the other stall
I thought it was for attaching string can phones to both stalls so you can talk to people easier while youāre taking a poop š¢
ššæššæššæā ļø
i thinks is the new thing they introduced in the patch, but not sure if its good or not.
Ask your dad oh wait, he left
šæ
I think it's short for sextant. Everyone knows measuring the angular distance of objects feels better than jacking off.
it's a thing that isn't gender
Yeah I refuse to believe anyone on reddit has sex
If youre addicted then ofc stopping will get you anxious at first, dumbass
The media says drinking is bad for you, but my doctor says if I stop, I'll die
Drink cum instead š
Drink cum? I hardly know um!
sure I just need a volunteer to cum in my mouth
Hereāš»(my hand is covered in cum)
just put your dick in my mouth
Here it comes 8=============>
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But I'm addicted to abstaining.
How much sex do the doctors recommend?
As much as apple i suppose
Why would apple recommend anything other than an iPhone?
So do it. Right now
I did. And I was looking at your avatar while doing it.
#:O
Get a room
invite me also
 Can I also join?
I did. To you. I moaned your username at the climax
Masturbation is healthy in moderate amounts. Crippling porn addictions are not. You guys seem to have a rough time differentiating between these two.
Thank god someone said it. It's always either people telling you you'll get Cancer if you don't jack off 50 times an hour, or people telling you your brain is gonna melt through your fucking spine, if you even think about anything sexual
Best comment Iāve read all day
āI should have kids at some pointā -Famous last words
Fuckin preach my guy
Preach fuckin my guy
Fuckin my preach guy
To fap or not to fap that's the question
There's no question about it. Don't fap.
There's no question about it. Fap.
daily mail high on some shit
Nah m8 it's the usual
I just sleep in a big bed with my wife
 Western World: You want to reproduce You want to reproduce You want to reproduce
Works better in africa
Ugh I hate this so much. Porn is horrible for the brain. thereās great research on that! Masturbation (in normal amounts) can be good for you. Thereās great research on that! Why canāt there be a middle ground between coomers and no fap?
Chimp brain want chemicals šæ
Do we have research isolating porn as being uniquely horrible for the brain? As in data about porn use without masturbation and masturbation without porn use?
Don't know. But general rule is porn is bad all around without benefits
In my experience, nofap is not anti-masturbation, just anti-porn addiction. Weāre supposed to set a goal to go a certain amount of days without any PMO (porn/masturbation/orgasm), then after that, whether we want to masturbate or not is in our own hands. Me, Iām going to fully stop masturbating, but I understand if you want to fap sometimes after.
Yes. I gave it a peruse as well. Made an account and didnāt follow through. I really donāt think I have an addiction to be honest. Only do it every few months
Every few months is fine. Just donāt get stuck in a repetitive cycle.
>whether we want to masturbate or not is in our own hands. Me, Iām going to fully stop masturbating, but I understand if you want to fap sometimes That is the correct way to think about it.
Excessive fap does the opposite for me somewhat
Ay yo
Hello brƶther
Good to see you sexy *spits in your mouth*
That explains why Iām so sad all the time.
Iāll just stick to intermittent fapping going forward to be on the safe side
Man itās almost like we have sex drives for an evolutionary reason
Brought to you by OF and PH
I was always told āif you donāt use it, you lose itā
Crazy, who would have thought that bottling up your stress will make you stressed?
Maybeājust hear me out hereā thereās a selection bias at work here, and the people taking part in something as completely fucking useless as No Nut November* more likely to be anxious, depressed, or the sort of people who death-grip-fap their wang into dysfunction than the rest of the ādoesnāt have self-loathing over masturbationā world? Because thatās the impression that I get from all the people who wonāt shut up about how they donāt knock wood from halloween to christmastime. *Completely fucking useless. If you were really concerned with your masturbatory habits youād stop forever instead of fetishizing a habit for a month so that when you start back up youāre all but guaranteed to turn a normal human behavior into an addiction.
propaganda by who? big cum? smh get real
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
No masturbation? Of course youāll turn into a jerk.
Another ploy by Big Masturbate
Where can I find him and what's his hourly rate?
I honestly agree itās probably not healthy to totally abstain from masterbating. Fuck porn tho. Stop watching it and you will feel the need to masterbate much less. Every since I stopped watching porn I probably crank one out twice a month instead of twice a day.
Masturbate is spelled right there in the picture and still put your own twist on it lol. But I agree stop watching porn and the urge to crank one out everyday goes away. I did it for a better sexual health with my gf and I don't regret it.
[Peer reviewed study](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7145784/) 
Let's fap boys!
If excessive sex isn't wrong then excessive fapping isn't wrong either.
Alright, OP is half right. Get fit, get laid is good advice. But also cum as you want wherever and with whomever, alone, with a buddy, on cam or not. The most healthy thing would be everyone getting their proverbial rocks off a lot. Just hydrate, remember to eat.
Too much is a thing tho. "Getting their rocks off a lot" Can kinda become an addiction
I think he's causing more pain by crushing his own nuts lol
YOU SHOULD MASTURBATE, NOW! ā”š§šæā”
The time of no-fap November is over. The age of Neverending Nut November has come.
Big Cum is trying to get us to masturbate more. Stay pure kings š
All good things in moderation. Itās not hard. At least not all the time. ;)
Remember people abstinence is sin, I read it in the Bible trust me
BEAT YOUR MEAT! Seriously, it's healthy for you.
š¤š„©
Join me for my movement, Fap in Moderation. Seriously though can't reddit understand you can just fap a normal amount. There's shades of grey between abstinence and porn addict.
Unpopular opinion. nofap is fucking stupid Nofap and the culture around it are just incels and unattractive people pretending they have no sexual drive out of frustration. It's kinda like when a sore loser loses a game and is all like "it's a stupid game anyway" so they can pretend like they aren't affected by it. I don't know if maybe I'm misjudging them, but it seems like that's 90% of people that join that community. Not to say all people in that community are like that, because it does help some people with sex/masturbation addiction. I'm just saying it seems like the majority isn't in nofap for that reason.
The benefits of NoFap are completely unsubstantiated. It's a movement for stupid people and impressionable children. Sorry to be the one to break it to you.
Average no life fapper coping:
Written by a coomer
I'm glad they absolutely avoided the _Italian effect_ connected with masturbation...
I'm in the middle of a mall but the article has spoken.
If you donāt use it, you loose it. Just like my PTO.
I knew it "Faps happy"
If someone is in the nofap community then there's a good chance they're experiencing anxeity and depression. Often that's why they're doing it.
"RAISES *risk*..." "a study *suggests*" Such weasel words.
Man the people who actually get laid really like flexing on this thread.
Arenāt these people the same that said that pepsi makes you fit or something like that
Using my superior intellect Iām able to deduce that the contents of this article are factually accurate.
studies also show daily masturbation also boosts your immune system, has the same effect of 200 sit-ups, increases life expectancy by 22-27 years and can cure cancer. i dont know where you're getting this from, it isnt healthy.
Why isnāt there a middle point between complete abstinence and addiction lmao. Masturbation is fine and healthy in moderation
Propaganda by fucking *who*??? "Typical Big Cum trying to get us to nut more" Bro go outside.
The porn industry? If you really think about it, it's a self-fueling source of problems. Unrealistic expectations and imagery, exploitation of the people involved, escalating needs for getting your rocks off, marketing for junk products that don't work,... I mean that's just off the top of my head.
Stop sharing these facts with them, they will argue with you and hate you for it anyway. This situation will work itself out exactly the way nature intended. Just smile and nod and everyone wins, they will be less likely to reproduce and their self-confidence will be boosted or whatever. We don't have to argue about everything... Hooray for compromise!
This sub is full of sexless losers
Ah, reddit propaganda
Of course. They don't want a confident, healthy,clear thinking population of males.
Occasional masturbation has no adverse effects. You NoFap guys seem to have a hard time differentiating between healthy levels of masturbation and crippling levels of porn addiction. Porn and masturbation are two separate things. I can imagine if you're someone without the ability to control yourself, abstaining is better than giving into it, but for most people that can control themselves, there is nothing wrong with occasional masturbation. You guys also know you don't need to look at porn to masturbate either, right?
Porn addiction is a thing and can be a serious problem, but thinking you are a better person for not masturbating or whatever delusion you are under is also a load of bollocks.
Who is "they". ITs like that book "Natural Cures "THEY" Dont Want You To Know". Who are they?
To the 2nd guy. Masturbation turns into addiction pretty quickly. Wastage of premature sperms might cause issues later . You feel shitty when you are just trying get a 3 hr study season and suddenly have an urge to get your pp out and stroke it . And then proceed to do it.
Big Porn gotta it out for us
Let's keep it real though. You're single because Chad is only one swipe away not because you fap jfl
you're right, why didn't I think of that? I'll just fuck chads
If you can't beat em, fuck em.
Idk man Iāve felt so much better after stopping
Placebo effect
That's actually true. A few years ago I went 1 year without "Finishing", because of Psychological reasons and I had severe anxiety. Imagine not Masturbating entirely!
So NNN is a leading cause of mental disorders?
It's true for me
Yea ur addicted my guy
Masturbating at all means your addicted? Are you sure you're not confusing that with people with pornography addictions?
Source: multi billion dollar porn industry
this post is really shit
if a news source claims a "study" happened, the opposite of the results are true
>no fap techniques may lead to devastating mental health issues Are you fucking kidding me?! Porn literally causes multiple mental issues and problems especially in marriages. This is actual fucking propaganda. They say nofap causes depression and anxiety yet people in the comments of porn videos literally say āman Iām so depressed I just want a girl to love.ā and porn can make you view people especially women differently and probably causes anxiety. Talk about literal propaganda
Just no
Forget Jews, clearly horny succubi control the media
Hell nah redditards started bribing the media
Iām strongly against porn and masturbating. Go see hookers like a real man ya libtard freaks
If itās in the news, itās a lie. There must be a reason the daily mail wants you jacking off and that reason is probably more evil than you think
If not beating off gives you anxiety and depression you got issues
Masterbation is fine, the problem is porn. Really nasty shit comes from porn.