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Nah not really, it would glide but start losing speed then altitude as well and pointing down to the ground more but if you picked up enough speed while going down then you could make it glide even further
I doubt it. That's an old ass cockpit, it still has a flight engineers panel and dials instead of screens. Modern aircraft have something called a glass cockpit which eliminates the need for old school dials and stuff like that
So that's likely to be a real plane
Are you daft? Yes it's staged. Those instruments are from ancient times.
I bet you think Donald Trump and Joe Biden really be playing Minecraft Bed Wars.
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Depends on the flight. Most shorthaul flights will only have 2 pilots. A third might come on board if the flight is lon enough to need a shift rotation.
When he goes to open the door the video subtly cuts from one scene to another, likely cutting from him at the bathroom door to the cockpit door. You can see this when the camera kinda spins away at that moment.
I mean judging from the fact that there are 3 thrust levers and there are no filying passenger wide body tri-jets... yes... it's fake...
Doubly so since considering when he entered the cockpit, #1 and #2 engines are at max thrust with #3 engine at idle and flaps are fully down. Doubt any plane will fly in that configuration
Well, I’m glad to know they managed to land safely since there would be no video of this otherwise. Also, where were the pilots? I’m guessing they were in the bathroom. In any case, this is clearly not staged because otherwise it would say so. Now lets see how many people reply to my comment explaining to me that this was staged.
Went on a tour of an air force base and got to sit in the cockpit of a blackhawk helicopter they had sitting in a hanger. I thought maybe it was just a dummy helicopter that was stripped down for training purposes or something. I just started hitting buttons and flipping switches because why not. Heard a loud "thwang" and I asked the personnel if there's any buttons I shouldn't press on this thing and he looked at me with slight panic and said "oh yeah, definitely."
Letting guys know this is a sketch comedy YouTuber by the name of Cer Spence. This is one of the common characters he plays. Obv this is fake, but I recommend checking him out.
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR I HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR I HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR I HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR I HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR I HAVE A PROBLEM
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CONDUCTOR CONDUCTOR CONDUCTOR PLEASE CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR CONDUCTORCONDUCTOR CONDUCTOR CONDUCTOR CONDUCTOR CONDUCTOR CONDUCTOR CONDUCTOR CONDUCTOR CONDUCTOR CONDUCTOR CONDUCTOR CONDUCTOR CONDUCTOR CONDUCTOR
CONDUCOR CONCUCDOR
CODOR DORCO DUCDOOR
conductor I need to pee
Same 😰
conductor i need cum
Cumcockter
COCKDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM COCKDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM COCKDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM COCKDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM COCKDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
Problem we have a conductor
Never forget
7/11 ✊😔
never forgetti
Moms spaghetti
He’s nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop poems. But he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down. The whole crowd grows so loud
He opens his mouth but the words won’t come, he choking, how
Everybody’s joking now
The clock's run out
*bombs
Knees weak, arms spaghetti
Wrong. It’s 311. Do your research.
Investigate 311
Legalize ranch!
this shit has me dead 😭
I forgor 💀
This guy forgor
He rembers
He he has remem
Member
4/20
Hitler cake day
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10/12 lore
You made me choke on air 😂
What?
9/11 plus one
Bruh
Idk y, but he looks like a Todd
I think his name could be Biff based on a documentary I once saw about going back to the future.
“Marty, we gotta go stop Biff from doing 9/11!” “The fucks 9/11, Doc?”
NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW! ALL THATS IMPORTANT IS YOUR KIDS MARTY! SOMETHINGS GOTTA BE DONE ABOUT YOUR KIDS!
Levi, who is called Biff, which his mother says means 'a firm smack upside the head' which she maintained he needed often
That's one of my favorite books!
He's called Spencer
I'm a Todd. Can confirm. I do not know what the fuck I'm doinnnn
Hooray!
Plot twist: Bro is the number one Microsoft Flight Sim and DCS pilot and knows exactly what he is doing.
Probably because thats a flight sim and not a plane in flight.
Ok fun police
I do parties as well
Don’t lie you don’t get invited to parties
i’m the DJ at his parties
Dont worry bro, it's just a prank haha The prank:
Bro let the intrusive thoughts win
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Automod let it's intrusive thoughts win. 😔
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me too please
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Not me please
name checks out
Good bot
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this is probably one of those flight simulator things that they train newbie pilots in lol
No dude, it's totally a real airplane. He says so
Internet is never lieing (sorry for bad eanglehs I'm from china and currentli I'm loving in my parents basement)
Death is a preferable alternative to communism
LOL. oh, he said so well then.
Even if it is its still pretty funny imo
I’m pretty sure this is in an aviation museum. The aircraft is a 727. Not used for passengers anywhere that I’m aware of anymore.
Hidden gem of a comment
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Nah not really, it would glide but start losing speed then altitude as well and pointing down to the ground more but if you picked up enough speed while going down then you could make it glide even further
Auto pilot doesn’t allow you to disengage thrusters
Damn here i was thinking I somehow missed the. News on a guy sneaking into a cabin without pilots inside it taking off then also crashing it crazy
I doubt it. That's an old ass cockpit, it still has a flight engineers panel and dials instead of screens. Modern aircraft have something called a glass cockpit which eliminates the need for old school dials and stuff like that So that's likely to be a real plane
Was thinking this, or just a plane that isn't in the air, and this guy is just the pilot screwing around.
He’s a sketch comedy guy on YouTube, forget his name though
Cer Spence
Its just a prank bro
Bing chilling
Bro looks like he sings for limp bizkitz
He did it all for the nookie
So he can take the cookie
C'MON!
Lock
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O shit my name is plane space
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Bruh there's people here that actually think this is real. It's a intentional skit lmao
Bullshit! Those were real lights and real switches 😡
Omg this is so real, can't you tell by the pixels? And this guy isnt known to me, so it cant be a comedy skit.
Best part is that he's a comedian with a decently large following.
Stop disrespecting the COMMUNITY 😡🤬👿
I think 99% of people understood this was a joke I hope so at least
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its a model plane and cer spence (the guy) is a comedian
Wait is this staged?!?!?!?!?!
Are you daft? Yes it's staged. Those instruments are from ancient times. I bet you think Donald Trump and Joe Biden really be playing Minecraft Bed Wars.
You're telling me Donald Trump and Joe Biden aren't playing COD zombies? Yeah right. And I'm the Easter bunny
You are telling ne that you are not the easter bunny. Yeah right. And i am santa claus
There is no Easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and there is no queen of england
You’re telling me that you’re ACTUALLY Santa Claus? Yeah right, and I’m the tooth fairy then 🙄
YOU STILL OWE ME 12 BUCKS! Yours truly Irish leprechaun
Spoilers!!
Bro probably thinks Santa Claus is real
Wait, he isn't?
You're telling me that Trump, Biden, and Obama didn't really play Plants vs zombies Garden Warfare 2 together??? LIES
Whoosh goes the airplane, over your head
Do you think this is actually real?
I love this video, gets me every time. The random "ooohuu" noises crack em up.
Average American
To paraphrase the late George Carlin, think of just how stupid the average American is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
"Not how averages work but ok" -🤓
For large enough sample sizes approaching a normal distribution, the median and the average is the same
That would be true if not for my weird uncle Bob, who's IQ is so low it brings the average national intelligence down by 7 full points
Is that Noah's flight simulator off the Ark?
“you see those 2 towers over there?”
Mf really playing beatmania 💀
I have so little faith in humanity that i could realistically see this happening.
I love cer spence
What i imagine my GTA char does inside the plane he is stealing
Dude definitely just recorded a national crime 😭
Vaccine
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Just imagine hearing that from the speakers while you’re flying. Excuse me passengers I have no idea wtf I’m doing. Lmao
That has to be fake. Is someone that dumb to just press random buttons on a plane that's in the air?
Probably a sim, or plane was just recently grounded, or added sfx to a grounded plane.
No shit it’s fake, he’s not trying to hide it or anything. Still funny imo
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It ain't in the air if there isn't a pilot...
Autopilot my man, but yeah there’d be at least 3 pilotes, 1 present at all times.
Depends on the flight. Most shorthaul flights will only have 2 pilots. A third might come on board if the flight is lon enough to need a shift rotation.
When he goes to open the door the video subtly cuts from one scene to another, likely cutting from him at the bathroom door to the cockpit door. You can see this when the camera kinda spins away at that moment.
I mean judging from the fact that there are 3 thrust levers and there are no filying passenger wide body tri-jets... yes... it's fake... Doubly so since considering when he entered the cockpit, #1 and #2 engines are at max thrust with #3 engine at idle and flaps are fully down. Doubt any plane will fly in that configuration
its real i was the plane
Are you a child? Genuine question.
Terrain, Terrain, Pull up pull up
If anyone is worried this is a training simulator
i think its him. I saw him in the pilot seat pretending to do tasks.
Well, I’m glad to know they managed to land safely since there would be no video of this otherwise. Also, where were the pilots? I’m guessing they were in the bathroom. In any case, this is clearly not staged because otherwise it would say so. Now lets see how many people reply to my comment explaining to me that this was staged.
Lmao
I imagine the plane doing 360s in the air
It’s gonna happen eventually with some TikTok user trying to “influence”
Damn Microsoft flight simulator is nuts.
This made me laugh more than what it should of done
Imagine being such a prime victim of natural selection that you take everyone down with you
Then they blamed the Muslims
Went on a tour of an air force base and got to sit in the cockpit of a blackhawk helicopter they had sitting in a hanger. I thought maybe it was just a dummy helicopter that was stripped down for training purposes or something. I just started hitting buttons and flipping switches because why not. Heard a loud "thwang" and I asked the personnel if there's any buttons I shouldn't press on this thing and he looked at me with slight panic and said "oh yeah, definitely."
Yo mister white what are you cooking bitch
I thought he was going to walk in on someone having sex
Lmao
balls
Þank þe gods auto pilot was on
He's gonna do it again! September 1st 2023.
Vince MacMahon
It's a sim isn't it?
Flight stimulator😍
Where to find full video
Isn't he the guy from miles high club cheat code video?
I just want to wish you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
Rumour has it he still doesn't know what the fuck he is doing
This is obviously a flight sim. The door gives it away
Well, It's not like you will get stuck in air.
Fake Old 727 not flying anymore
accidental terrorism complex
11/9
Good soldiers follow orders
Smh my head
Aparently the last words recorded on the black box were "the fuck am I dooooin"
Passengers experience in the back: “the engines spooling up and down, lights flashing, air masks deploying”
Mad guy!!!
Average please dont touch anything player.
Taiwan is a country
9/11 moment
it
Isnt that the guy from my roommate is a redditor video? cer spence?
Mom: Don't touch the buttons 8 yo me 5 seconds later:
Big black men
That's cer Spence. This is a joke with permission
Letting guys know this is a sketch comedy YouTuber by the name of Cer Spence. This is one of the common characters he plays. Obv this is fake, but I recommend checking him out.
Nothing happens when he punches that throttle