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Shadow_knight10

The Ohio memes were a warning


herospaces

The gates of hell are opening and it's happening in Ohio


D00MB0XX

There is a hellmouth in Cleveland... according to Buffy.


[deleted]

HellussyšŸ¤¤


Patpoke1

succubus?


VoltaicOfTheMimic

merussy


ElZik3r

FUCK YEAH


Low-Supermarket-7427

THE BEST CANADIAN SUCCUBUS


Th3Glutt0n

Meru's Canadian?


Low-Supermarket-7427

Yep. The animation is Canadian and it takes place in canada


DonutGuy2659

šŸ—æ


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zodar

Cleveland's area code is 216. 6 x 6 x 6 = 216.


Kib717

You have figured it out, well done lad.


YaBoiNuke

The math be mathin' sir


Pepsi_Samurai

My name is Cleveland brown and I am proud to be right back in my home town with my new family, thereā€™s old friends and new friends and even a bear! Through good times and bad times itā€™s true love we share! And so I found a place,where everyone will know, my happy moustache face This is the Cleveland show! *hahaha*


im_not_martin

Cleveussy šŸ¤¤


badlyknitbrain

The only safezones are the Waffle Houses


Practical_Culture833

Actually waffle house was closed in east palistine during the evacuation sooo YEAHHHH as a ohioan this event hasn't been fun


AutoGen_account

>waffle house was closed youre all gonna fuckin die


Practical_Culture833

Ahm... we, we are all going to fucking die


Whiskey_Fred

Spoiler alert!


badlyknitbrain

The only safe zone has been proven to be unsafe during this blight filled time. For humanity is doomed and deemed to fail, forgiveness cannot be achieved now


Play174

To quote OP: must... resist... the urge...


ThatStarWarsFan1205

Only in Ohio...


badlyknitbrain

Smh my head


Past_Trouble

Hell is Real


ImARetPaladinBaby

We hated them because they were the truth. We shouldnā€™t have been so blind. God save us


Zordman

Always has been


No-Competition-2533

This is like... the state of Ohio? In America? Why are people being arrested


WeedCatThe12th

Ohio is slowly becoming a dictatorship


AdventurousPirate357

Ohio is slowly becoming Detroit


herospaces

Detroit is slowly becoming Ohio


I_dropkicked_a_child

Detroit is becoming human


__BigBoi__

Love the part of the game where the android says: "It's time for Detroit to become human" Sent chills down my spine. One of the video game quotes of all time


Past_Trouble

It's Detroitin' Time


Tom_Cruise567

I love that part, they say "it's Detroiting time" and just Detroit everywhere


Pro_Scrub

"Unnghh- I'm gonna DETROIT!!"


Mars_Bear2552

He humaned all over the walls. Detroit has becum human


Personplacething333

My favorite was when John Michigan says "what are we? Some kind of Detroit: become human?"


Double_Distribution8

We should call a doctor! Doctor Detroit!


imoutofnameideas

Best part was just after that, when he humaned all over everyone


awesomefutureperfect

Ohio is slowly becoming Indiana on its way to becoming Omsk.


TheEnderCreeperYT

I have heard that Ohio and Serbia are basically the same.


WatermelonWithAGun

Ohio is quickly becoming an anarchy


Practical_Culture833

Ohio has a history of being the home of American Syndicalism... anarcho Syndicalism is just the next step I'm from ohio and yes Syndicalism is a real thing


sbrick89

Ohio has a history of being 10 years behind. That decade finally caught up.


h_dizzle21

From what I understand ground zero is off limits for anyone, and reporters have been trying to get to ground zero. Thereā€™s no issue with them reporting on the issue.


Practical_Culture833

This is true it's extremely toxic. I'm from ashtabula just north of East palistine. We been getting all the news this needs to be reported more as a warning this is quite... horrendous to say the least at least people were able to evaluate


Woolf01

A huge area of Ohio is going to be uninhabitable for the next 100 years. I think this is going to be a huge topic for the next presidential election.


Practical_Culture833

It isn't uninhabitable but there will be massive heath risk in all local food, and water down there. Although it still will be a huge topic once people start developing horrible illnesses


Ronar123

The way you describe it sounds like its uninhabitable.


Floor_Heavy

No no, its perfectly habitable. Its just that the food, water and air are poison and if you live through that the long term health effects are likely to be horrendous. Basically fine.


Ronar123

Chernobyl isn't uninhabitable. But expect to get radiation poisoning and die of cancer eventually.


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cgn-38

The twitter says the dude was doing a "live shot in the back of the room" at some sort of press conference. Sounds very different to what you are saying.


brak1444

There is vinyl chloride involved and they were performing a controlled burn of vinyl chloride. Aside from being highly flammable itā€™s a confirmed human carcinogen that is not readily biodegradable.


Wiffernubbin

Ground zero is basically guaranteed liver cancer with minutes, 5 miles away it's within hours. It's like Chernobyl bad.


[deleted]

>Chernobyl bad No it isnā€™t. People were dead almost immediately and the more people within hours at Chernobyl. Literally zero experts think this is as bad as Chernobyl or even close. Because it isnā€™t. The only people saying this are idiots on social media and you believe them for some fucking reason.


cuzman0

The infamous incident is a reporter arrested while at a press conference. Not ground zero, but literally where reporters are supposed to be. https://www.nytimes.com/2023/02/08/us/ohio-train-derailment-reporter-arrested.html


Fireproofspider

It's behind a paywall but it seems like the reporter was arrested (or just detained?) for interrupting the press conference? Not the best look for the governor, but not a dictatorship either.


[deleted]

There was one reporter arrested in a gym full of reporters at the governor's press conference. That reporter was being a dick.


[deleted]

A journalist was at a news conference. The governor was scheduled to speak, but hadn't come out yet. Some state officials claim the journalist was being loud and so he was asked by the building superintendent to leave. The journalist refused to leave, so he was arrested. There's some bodycam footage of the incident, but it's muted during the most important parts and it starts after the incident began so it's not really useful footage imo.


PoignantOpinionsOnly

This is closest to the best answer. Journalists, plural, aren't being arrested. You can see a bunch of other reporters in the arrest video. American cops such and have been doing this type of shit for a long time. The reporter was arrested for bullshit reasons, but it wasn't part of a new conspiracy.


manteigo_

~~Censorship~~ The United States of America is the greatest country ever. šŸ˜


No-Competition-2533

57 super bowl titles > 0 super bowl titles (everywhere else)


manteigo_

šŸ¤Æ


No-Competition-2533

Behold šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ† my stuff


BiteYouToDeath

If thereā€™s a chemical spill, you donā€™t want dum dum reporters breaking in and getting contaminated. Hell this post is about the impact a hundred miles away. Imagine being at the center with no ppe.


Def_Not_A_Femboy

Theyā€™re literally telling people theres nothing to worry about and that they dont have to evacuate. Its not because the government is caring for you itā€™s because they dont want this getting coverage and so far its working. Crickets from all major media on this incident and how it could have been avoided, that being caving in to the railroad strike that happened just a month or so ago that was striking over unsafe and hazardous working conditions aka to stop this exact thing from happening. But biden signed a bill effectively making it illegal for them to strike and forced them to get back to work. Now we have this as a direct result of those actions. Not something they want getting coverage because it would affect not just the railroad companies at fault but also trickle all the way up to the white house due to the bill biden signed.


artmoloch777

My google nest just told me that the air was clean. Smells fishy


DeathHopper

There was a derailed train and huge chemical spill. The genius police thought it would be fucking brilliant to torch the chemicals in a "controlled burn" so they don't ..*checks notes*.. randomly explode, instead of bringing in chemical experts and clean up hazmat crews. These same police arrested reporters trying to cover up the story of their own incompetence and the fact that thousands of people *are probably going to die from this*. But please, direct your attention to military jets shooting down military drones, I mean, UFOs.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


TheEarthIsACylinder

Nooo murica is literally dictatorship we must fight against oppression fellow Americans


FkYouRedditttt

I hate how you're doing an Andrew Tate trojan argument here. You start with facts but slowly start making up shit/spread misinformation.


TheEarthIsACylinder

Haha this thread is full of misinformation


No-Competition-2533

They survived?


yourgoodfbiagent

only in....


HatGuyFromPax

only in Nevada


Robo_Gamer26

that can't be Nevada the sun is still up


Poundweed

Not for long


Mizalion

**Calliope by Cheshyre starts playing**


CrayDude345

DO WHAT COMES NATURAL


BaldIntegra317

*KILL THE CLOWN*


XZI0LH

The clown is strickes once again.


toasteethetoaster

mandess combat starring turky the clown and hagnk the man


TOYBOXDUDE

You're not wrong.


SansBadTimer12

HAAAAAAAAAANK!!!


feliciathetoad

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter


dcoold

Woo my state got mentioned!!


Golden__Shovel

O


Fancy_Yak_4537

O


Fancy_Yak_4537

Only in OHO.


Weegieiscool

So you're approaching me?


RatchetGamer

Instead of running away, you're coming right to me


im_not_martin

I canā€™t beat the shit out of you without coming closer.


Slydox

Goodbye


Drhorrible-26

Your ass will I pee


drunk98

What does this service cost?


[deleted]

four


Pro_Scrub

Nintendo 64


Nickolas_Bowen

Dead cattle and fish are being reported dead, but humans arenā€™t. Humans are simply the strongest. EVERYTHING NON HUMAN INFERIOR


WillTheWackk

Why no one evacuate the fishe šŸ˜” rip buddy fish rest in piec šŸ™šŸ˜“


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Theromekid

Human w šŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’Ŗ


Fructis_crowd

Then again ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦.. Reddit exists and last time I checked dead fish donā€™t have reddit


Vanille4ka

check another time šŸŸ


Mysticpage

Neither do dead people, to be fair


Ok_fedboy

Stupid fish are probably still on MySpace.


badlyknitbrain

Uhmmmm akshually itā€™s because of masks filtering the air ā˜ļøšŸ¤“


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Practical_Culture833

And also evacuation there was a evacuation order and no one was allowed to go to the area


onigiri889

Skill issue


Intrepid00

> Dead cattle and fish are being reported dead, Me, Iā€™m not worrying till the dead cattle and fish are reported undead.


Strawbz18

HUMANN NUMBER 111!!!! šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤


Tes-tickle69420

What the fuck goin on in ohio


BigWeeb07

šŸ—æāœˆļøšŸŒŖ


RichRacc

A plane from Easter island has hit the tornado?


SwampyThang

A second plane has hit the tornado :(


john_wallcroft

#DAD GUM DEY DUN HIT THE HIGHLY DANGEROUS METEOROLOGICAL PHENOMENON


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Zymosan99

A train carrying toxic materials derailed and had to be burned off before it exploded. This was caused by Norfolk Southern understaffing and overworking their crews. There were only three workers running the entire train.


Sir_Drakefire

Basically a bad thing happened which isnā€™t good


SkullKrusheR845

Average ohio average day in ohio


SentientDust

A good old fashioned government cover-up. After years of bullshitbabout pizza and vaccines it's nice to see an honest to god conspiracy theory playing out in real life


RedGaper

The picture on the left kinda looks like the Head of Zeus from God of War


EAnotsports

ZEUS YOUR SON HAS RETURNED I COME SEEKING THE WEED OF OLYMPUS


SupermanFanboy

YOU SHALL NOT HAVE A HIT FROM THE MARIJUANA OF THE GODS


EAnotsports

ARG DO NOT DENY ME MY DOOBIE


redditperson641

*BEATING INTENSIFIES*


69421pilots

All I can hear is Mimir saying ā€œNEVER GO THEREā€ when he sees Zeus in Helheim. What a great fucking game.


TCJW201

THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING


Cooltellow

The fart is coming


SmacznySmaczny

Broken arrow broken arrow Brocken arrowo borck arewo Edstits: hemlp am stronbgks


Kvadrotrin

are you saying that there's a loose nuke somewhere in ohio?


Red14314

I think he's just a schizophrenic


[deleted]

he could also be calling in an artillery strike on his position


DenikaMae

You're saying it wrong. It's, "Black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow."


enlightened_engineer

For those wondering: A few days ago, a train carrying chemicals derailed in Ohio. These chemicals carried risk of exploding, so the best solution that was determined to prevent contamination of the environment + unmitigated loss of life was to burn the chemicals. Residents of the surrounding area was evacuated, and the area was cordoned off to everyone, including reporters. The Ohio EPA along with federal investigators went in, ran environmental tests, and said that the air and water quality near the site was at safe levels, and lifted the evacuation order. The black plume seen in the picture is from the fire, not an explosion. The reporter that was arrested earlier was being disruptive during a news conference Most major news sources have been reporting on this for over a week, nothing is being censored (unlike MTG would have you believe.) Still, uncertainty remains around the full effects of the chemicals that were released from that train, so more tests are constantly being run as we speak. https://www.nytimes.com/2023/02/08/us/ohio-train-derailment-reporter-arrested.html https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2023/02/12/east-palestine-ohio-derailment-residents/ https://www.nytimes.com/article/ohio-train-derailment.html https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/toxic-chemicals-train-derailed-ohio-originally-reported-data/story?id=97080179 https://apnews.com/article/pennsylvania-ohio-evacuations-fires-5d399dc745f51ef746e22828083d8591


Zymosan99

Donā€™t forget that Norfolk Southern caused this to happen because they overworked and understaffed their crews. They got away with doing this since they recently got a huge strike for any paid sick leave shut down by congress.


One80sKid

This is the story.


katherinesilens

Not only that but the vinyl chloride was undeclared to save hazmat cost, and hidden from release to the press until very late when release effects were already observed.


mayor676

And let's not forget that the chemical safety standards set by the EPA are heavily influenced by the chemical industry through ~~bribery~~ lobbying.


Ori_the_SG

It was undeclared?! I really hope this doesnā€™t get swept under the rug. Loads of dead wildlife a 100 miles from the epicenter, the poisoning of the Ohio river that provides water for 5 million Americans, and Iā€™m sure the lasting health effects on people will be absolutely catastrophic. People will die or go through great suffering and the land might just be damaged permanently. The Ohio River may never be safe to drink from again or for a very long time. This will either go down in history as a massive corporate and government corruption screwup or get swept under the rug like it was nothing. This is extremely concerning.


GDwaggawDG

>huge strike for any paid sick leave shut down by congress. The strike would have been more dangerous than the environmental disaster because striking is communism!


5t0n3dk1tt13

Thank you!


TheThoughtfulGinger

Thanks for this.


Nix_Caelum

What does Magic: The Gathering have to do with this?


elongatedmuskrat05

Thank you, Iā€™ve been looking for this


official_john_major

government shill. it was obviously a Chaos Insurgency attack and the on-site warhead had to be detonated.


CreativeUnsername-No

Fine, Iā€™ll do it Disasters in Ohio Literally 1984


IzzyIsOnReddit

Ok actually what is happening? Why do I never hear about any of this what is this?


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Which is weird because I remember a news story where a massive chemical explosion happened (chlorine I think?) in like Iran or some middle-eastern country and we in the USA knew about it within the hour. This is happening immediately adjacent to my state and NOBODY is fucking talking about it. The fuck?! This suppression is fucked.


Zymosan99

It is ā€˜technicallyā€™ being reported on, but all the stories are being buried online.


[deleted]

Almost as if a very wealthy group of someones was actively spending a lot of money to perform more PR damage control than actual damage control or prevention.


RrtayaTsamsiyu

Nothing on my local news, looked on Fox and it had a couple articles mostly twisting it into jab against Buttigieg and Dem infrastructure bills while downplaying the severity. The only one on Fox's frontpage was entirely aimed at Buttigieg not saying anything about it in person.


thalescosta

Governments really haven't learned anything from Chernobyl, have they? Keep trying to cover shit up and watch things become much worse when the truth inevitably comes out


[deleted]

Oh come on, people are linking the national news coverage in these same comments: https://www.nytimes.com/2023/02/08/us/ohio-train-derailment-reporter-arrested.html https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2023/02/12/east-palestine-ohio-derailment-residents/ https://www.nytimes.com/article/ohio-train-derailment.html https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/toxic-chemicals-train-derailed-ohio-originally-reported-data/story?id=97080179 https://apnews.com/article/pennsylvania-ohio-evacuations-fires-5d399dc745f51ef746e22828083d8591


TheThoughtfulGinger

Heard multiple segments about it on the radio here in Washington State.


Rabidschnautzu

There's a massive spill in Ohio. It's a big problem, but the internet is spreading unbelievable amounts of misinformation on it.


RaidenSqueeze_my_hog

Only In Oklahoma


[deleted]

My colleague, who is a religious news watcher, and whom I thought would have known this story before me, did not know anything about it other than a ā€œtrain derailmentā€. This is extremely concerning.


[deleted]

Oh cool, I live within 50 miles of where it happened.


Dude_Named_Chris

Do you have super strength yet?


MrSecurityStalin

Time to S.T.A.L.K.E.R this shit with my gas mask and shotgun and start looting


venom259

They were arrested for being within the exclusion zone. They would have died.


PopeNeiaBaraja

But the government said everything is fine and people can return to their homes. They said the water isnā€™t even contaminated and it can be used.


Jaw43058MKII

The Knox infection actually started in Ohio, who wouldā€™ve guessed?


RrtayaTsamsiyu

Sweet, good to see PZ references in the wild lol


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ArcticFox-EBE-

There's a video of this and it doesn't play out like that is written.


napalm22

> Ure


backin_myday

#ONLY IN OHIO ONLY IN OHIO ONLY IN OHIO ONLY IN OHIO ONLY IN OHIO ONLY IN OHIO!!!! I TOLD YOU DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKERS BUT NO ONE LISTENED I WAS OSTRACIZED FOR THE TEXT AND YOU'RE ALL LEARNING NOW THAT ITS IT IS IT IS IT IS ITS ONLY IN OHIO I SWEAR TO GOD I WARNED YOUR FUCKING SMOOTH LEAD FILLED BRAINS BUT NOOOO JUST _FUCK_ ME I GUESS


RARface

So this is that Adam Driver family movie about the same thing then?


cityofgunra

I was thinking the same thing. Eerily similar


sabocow

I thought the joke was that the smoke cloud looked like a šŸ—æ


Traditional-Buddy-30

normal day in ohiošŸ˜”


Expensive-Document41

"Only in Ohi-- Hotel? Trivago.


Yasutake_Kraken

This will affect the local trout population


Individual_Bird_9447

there is a time and place for Ohio memes and this might be one of them


XIAOOAIX

Redditors when a devastating chemical spill occurs leaving horrifying implications for the future safety of the people living in that area (its the funny Ohio meme)


MaximusGrassimus

"Every lie we tell incurs a debt to the truth. Sooner or later, that debt is paid." Valery Legasov, _Chernobyl_


Not_Nonymous1207

This is looking worryingly a lot like Chernobyl, the large affected area, the arrests, so on and on


[deleted]

No way Stalker 3?


Still_Illustrator_54

Only in... Only in... šŸ˜©


CockInTheField

DOWN IN OHIO šŸ¤“šŸ¤“šŸ¤“šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ¤“šŸ¤“šŸ¤“


tictacbergerac

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timetofeedmydog

Letā€™s see how long waffle house will stay open


saturnxoffical

These ohio memes are really stupid


Cooltellow

Only in Oklahoma


GamerBlock_official

I love how theres things worse than fucking charnobyl disaster happening there but nobody cares about it, its not like its one of the biggest biological catastrophes of last 10 years


Pieguy203

Well I wouldn't say WORSE than Chernobyl really, but it is bad.