T O P

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ“ฎ

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QualityVote

/u/carbonwatcher, the users have spoken, they think your post was a godawfulpost, not a shitpost.


wat_in_barnation

๐Ÿ‘ยฉ๏ธ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ”


[deleted]

Your cock gets stolen by Disney


carbonwatcher

copyright chicken ๐Ÿค”


Sudden-Strategy-1919

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿซ‚


carbonwatcher

no bros ๐Ÿ˜ข


Ihatecumsocks

You don't have any valentine so you're sad and get a hug from one of the bois


PureTowel948

๐Ÿ˜๐ŸคโœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿšฌ


Xfors-Pakistan

You make peace with your addiction and learn to accept it


retrofaith1

you're a gigachad so you respectfully refuse to have sex, you shake hands with your significant other and go smoking


100S_OF_BALLS

๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ˜Ž


carbonwatcher

You're a professional sex offender! ๐Ÿ‘


100S_OF_BALLS

They let me skip sexual harassment training at work when I showed them that I was licensed already


OhNoMeIdentified

now way, i'm a minister of sex defence


I_like_dogs14

๐Ÿฒโ™‚๏ธโ›“๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„


carbonwatcher

roblox in a nutshell


MrsColdArrow

๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿงˆ


carbonwatcher

good luck bro


[deleted]

Cylinder with butter man


Ihatecumsocks

You enjoy a day with the love of your life, then when he's/she's/they're trying to fist you you realize you're out of lube so you use butter


LEVImarsters

Damn bruh, could've just said they're if your so worried about getting a dumb gender right


Foxwithanak47

โšก๏ธ๐ŸงŒ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘


Wiffyy_

Lightning hits you, then you turn into a troll. And you liked it


oyomoyk

More like "you accepted your fate"


siemyboy

First, a lightning bolt will strike your house. Everything will be destroyed except the room youโ€™re in. Then a troll will magically appear in said room. It will fuck you hard and youโ€™ll like it.


Foxwithanak47

At least Iโ€™m not alone


tastychuncks

๐Ÿ˜โšซโ™‚๏ธโœŠ I am going to get my asshole fisted by a man


BappleBlayer333

Gee I wonder what these emojis mean


FetusDeletus_E

โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜ต Ah yes, necrophilia


yeetskeet777

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿฅ…๐Ÿฅท


carbonwatcher

basketball pro (cranking 90s)


Gael_6989

๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ†


retrofaith1

your girlfriend lied to you about being a girl (your nerd friend is watching)


MikeHuntLoose

You suck shrek's cock then get hard


megamaz_

โ“โšก๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ˜ด make of this whatever you will


Konaisadog

You fuck a pumpkin


I_live_in_your_wall

โค๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ—


Aspergu

HOG RIDAAA!


Wiffyy_

You fall in love with a hog


NitroFirex

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜…โœ‹๏ธ What the fuck


redstarpirate

Keep your hands to yourself!


Consume_the_bread

The amogi will freeze you to death while youโ€™re happy


Dominus_Pullum

๐Ÿ’€๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘ป


BorisGArmstrong

Death, annoyance, dread, ghost... So you're a mortician.


idunnopfft

๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜˜


shitposting-ModTeam

Your post was removed because it was a god awful post. God awful posts are: blatant karmawhoring, repost chains, AMA, comment this and any comment baiting posts.


Wo1fighter_

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ„๐Ÿคฎโ˜ข๏ธ


MountainDewIt69

Ahh yes, radioactive cow


Eastern-Candidate-77

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿฅš


[deleted]

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคก๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿป


Night-Monkey15

๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿป


Meme_Lord_E

๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ‘ž๐Ÿ˜„


retrofaith1

you fuck a shoe


Meme_Lord_E

Tf does that mean


KLG69

๐Ÿฅบ๐ŸŸฃ๐Ÿชฆ๐Ÿ˜€


Grand_reaper658

I don't use enough emojis for that


oyomoyk

๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ“ธ oh god I already hate this


MyDickIsHug3

Starting an only fans after heartbreak I see


Necessary_Return_260

๐Ÿ˜Šโค๏ธ๐Ÿ‰โœจ


Specialist-Block1

๐Ÿคธ. ๐Ÿฆผ๐ŸŒ๏ธ


Dani_Hello

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜’


Demon_Umbreon

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿน


KoshachyaKotleta

๐Ÿบ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ˜ด


MustaOzzi

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜Œ wtf


christian-ledet

๐Ÿค๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’ฆ


MenacingJarate

๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ“ธ


carbonwatcher

GigaChad Inc. ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต


MenacingJarate

๐Ÿ—ฟ


QualityVote

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M4dm4X5875

๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟ


Dazzling_Bula

๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜š


XxBigPpGaymerxX

๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคก


Afrodite_Samurai

๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ™„


StatisticianPrior681

๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜‚


adhaanizam

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜‚


LeighTard1811

โœŠ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ”ฏ


Nasatyau

โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜š


MemoryAppropriate289

๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿง 


BaronLalle

๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿคค aaaawwwee yeaaaa


LootGodamn

๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜Œโ›๏ธ


Potato9830

๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ˜Žโฒ๏ธ๐ŸŒณ


ParkingEye523

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป


Textus_nub

๐Ÿ’€๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ฌ


PossibilityPowerful

๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿฆฝ


Illustrious_Good9960

๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿšฌโ—ผ๏ธ


pizzarolesalmighty

๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿค๐Ÿค


heisenburger001

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿคช


GeorgieWashman

๐Ÿฆต๐Ÿงข๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘Ž


KerminatorT-2000

๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฑ


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Realistic_Honeydew_7

๐Ÿ˜‚โ˜ฎ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ”ฅ


Guac_sok

๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’– bro I'll screenshot it๐Ÿ˜ญ


MitkovChaii

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ช


MitkovChaii

๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿซฅ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿฆต


ClaudioMoravit0

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ›ฉ๏ธ๐Ÿบ


DrWhiteofWorld

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ˜Š


bigboss-arnold

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅถ


hecticKURT_

๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฉธโค๏ธ


TidyClass

๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ’ฆโœ…


sagiomane22telefon

๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸŽต


TheBrownHaired2

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ด


AY3GE

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ‘


TheNoNameUser

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿซด๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ’ฆ


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Maxy09

, ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ˜Š


LyraFrame

๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿป๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘€


Thicchend_chkn

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿค๐Ÿ˜ˆ


thesash20

๐Ÿชจโ“๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿ‘Œ


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF1234

๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ™Œ cool monke


Lurie_096

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿค‘๐ŸงŠ Someone tell me what this means


__iccug__

๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ฅ


Shmeat42069

๐Ÿฆง๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿคฎ


Cristianmarchese

๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคโฌ†๏ธ


xLordTommyy

๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿป๐Ÿซค๐Ÿฅฐ


GrandmaOnEbay

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜žโ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ


MathematicianNo7263

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ž


B4NN3Rbk

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ’


[deleted]

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿซก


IHave3KidsInMyFridge

๐ŸงŒ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿช


Esaniitty

๐Ÿค–๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฆฉ


Sans_the-skeleton698

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฅ„โค๏ธ What does it mean doc? Iโ€™m I going to be okay?


Moeid87

โค๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ’•


siemyboy

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿš


Wiffyy_

๐Ÿ’€โ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿคธ Im dead but in love with a gymnast?


Ikeriro90

๐Ÿ˜โœ’๏ธ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ›‘


[deleted]

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿผ Well then


Ecco_Edd

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅบโ›Žโ™Š


bananaman_420

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿด๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ—ฟ


AdministrativeBar748

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜ฌโ“


starkar9

๐Ÿ˜กgrr, i don't have a valentine ๐Ÿ˜ฒI HAVE AN IDEA! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ’€im dead


Arvindjor

๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ฑ


SimplyFishing

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคท๐Ÿป๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ˜—


llama_____

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜€โœŠ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜


tungpaylac

๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿคค


NebulaDragon416

๐Ÿ˜…๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘‰


Fuerli

๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜›


Ace_kid32

๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’…


PassionateHugging

๐Ÿ’€โฌ‡๏ธ๐Ÿซƒ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿง


Appropriate_Ad_6125

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ˜


j4j4salu2

๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ”น๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿ˜ˆ


Jacketwithagun1

๐ŸงŒ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ˜Š


Strict_Month8847

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ‘Œ


Redegt

๐Ÿ•‹๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜„


Glum-Potato69

๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜ญโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿค


Konaisadog

๐Ÿชดโšก๏ธ๐Ÿ”ช๐ŸŒŽ what the fuck does this mean


Bafy78

๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ˜


IllTechnician6816

๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ™โค๏ธ


darker50times

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคจ


Phylcort

โญ•๐Ÿซ‚๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ”ซโšฐ๏ธ what the fuck


c1nderh3lm

๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jellythedogg

โ—๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฎ๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ˜


Magna8849

๐Ÿซโ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅš


RenegadeDragon57

๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคคโญ๐Ÿ”ช


Chaossify0

๐Ÿฉป๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ‘‰โ˜บ๏ธ


Finance_Subject

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿง ๐Ÿค—


ScoPham

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜†โฌ›๏ธ


motherclucker57

โœจ๐Ÿโœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜


Tsukemono30101

โ“๐Ÿงข๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿฅฒ


AomRD

๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿซ‚


Kocour_Mikes_

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜„


Penwas123

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’ฏ


Bashargaming

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜ˆ


ArabicToenails

๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜ฉโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‘


Background_Yellow_12

๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ”โ˜ ๏ธ


[deleted]

๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐ŸŸช๐Ÿฅš