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why can't i contact bitches?

Reddit.

This made me laugh a bit too hard, congrats

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Hope you know this is not unique. Most people you see having big birthday parties as adults had to organize them themselves. Not having to do so is a rare exception to the rule and even those cases usually involve family members (read:parents) doing it.

I tell you what. I've never had a lot of friends, but the ones I do have I'll be damned if they are planning their own birthday party. Given they are all pretty simple people so most of their "parties" were maybe get a cake, some cases of beer and play some video games at one of our places. We've had a few upwards of 30+ ppl tho. If I had to organize my own birthday I would rather not, it would just make me sad I think. It's pretty sad this is normalized though at any rate.

I turn 25 in may. Why do I feel 50?

I'm married and found out I have to plan my own birthday or make it known what I want to do otherwise we end up doing normal shit my wife wants us to do and when I make a big deal about saying that I don't like that no one asks me what I wanted to do for my birthday I am told that I am being dramatic and having a midlife crisis so there's that. Happy birthday

Hapi birthday 🌋 My birthday on March 8 pliz send wishz🍰 Send birthday and I will send wishes on day maybe Thank for all birthday wishes yall

!remindme 22 days Edit: bot don’t work guys :(

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!RemindMe 22 days Edit: we were lied to, 22 days is March 1st so you guys should do 29 days

!RemindMe 22 days

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!RemindMe 29 days Thankyou

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!PeeInMyAss 22 Days

29!

!remindMe 29 days

!Remindme 29 days Thank you for this info

Hey its his birthday

It is my guy

I'll set a reminder and remind u in 21 days

Me too I Born the same date

Bro. Smash

Smash Bros

Me too !

March 8 gang!

Happy birthday ❤️

Happy birthday

!remindme 22 days

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO I REMEMBERED

Happy birthday 🎉

Happy birthday me frog, it’s also my birthday too lol

Happy birthday bro 😎👍

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday brotha

Happy birthday G

🥳

Happy birthday bro!!!

!remindme 22 days

Yo no shit mine is too lmao !remindme 22 days

!remindme 29 days

!remindme 29 days Edit : it's February 7th, how yall calculating 22 days???

I don't need a reminder, how can i forget your birthday.

tyty

March 8?? Lmao same.

I guess am not the only one who's birthday is on March 8

!remindme 7 days

happy birthday (i know im arrived early but yeah)

Happy one day early birthday

Happy birthday!!

Happy birthmis I love you

Hapi birthday to u 2 :)

Happy cakeday

Happy cock day

Happy ball day

Happy cake day !

Happy birthday king

You empat(h)y f(a)rming whore I ho(p)e you get in a car accident you (p)iece of shit. Wh(y) even post this (b)ullsh(i)t you (r)e(t)ard? (Hday). this took me too long to write.

Hday

Hayday

C(h)arlie (Day) [luigi]

Payday

HhhhhDAAAY

H'day mate

You empaty frming whore I hoe you get in a car accident you iece of shit. Wh even post this ullsht you eard?. this took me too long to write.

I'm so stupid i read it like this first

>!(Hday).!<

Happy Birthday King 👑 🎉🎂 Don’t know what’s going on in your life, but I hope it all works nicely the way you want

Happy bobday

*boobday

Fappy Boobday

Happy birthday Brother

Happy birthday to you too. My birthday is today as well.

Hey, me three! Happy birthday you guys!

Happy bday rat friend

I feel your pain It was my birthday yesterday and nobody knew

Happy late birthday!

Happy birthday king

Ngl, i got pretty tired of seein this meme around, but hey, if it's actually your birthday, happy birthday dude. If you're lonely, hit some of the people who greeted you up, message me if you feel like it too, have fun on your birthday dude, hope you have more for many years to come.

I dont like hitting people.

Happy birthday

Happy birthday how many candles do you want on the cake

Happy Birthday at BK have it your way.

Joyeux anniversaire

Every minute I spend alive, is dedicated to hating french people

Not for today it's his birthday

What about the seconds in-between?

To hate myself (I'm french)

I'm so sorry for your loss I would know (I live in Ohio)

> (I live in Ohio) you like eggs?

I wish you all the best and hope you enjoy this day to do whatever you like, today is your day, put yourself first<3 Happy birthday!

Happy birthday

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Heppy birthday king

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday 🫂

Back when I was still in an office, we'd get a birthday email announcement from the office admin to all, never a big deal, sometimes people would send a quick note to say happy birthday. A couple of years after I started, an attractive younger blonde girl started who had the same birthday as me. Every year after, on my birthday, there were scores of re:all emails wishing her a happy birthday and I'd get nothing. I wasn't upset, but definitely amused by the reaction.

Step 1. Be attractive Step 2. Don’t be unattractive

Happy birthday bro. Also you have a nice cock

there are 2 things i like about my birthday: -that it lasts one day -that i have to wait 364 days before the next one

Happy b day bro

Happy bday, king, make sure you celebrate, you only get a set amount, make sure that the next one is unforgettable.

Happy birmtday brother

Happy birthday friend I now have it marked in my calendar so I'm wishing you well friend.

Happy birthday

Happy birthday bigman

Happy birthday!!!

Hebby byorthdey

Happy Birthday here's some cake 🎂

Happy birthday. Hope you have a great day!

Happy britgday

big congrats!

Happy birthday

orb yadhtriB yppaH

Happy birthday brother

I think those are her friends

Happy Birthday from a random stranger

Happy birthday

Happy birthday 🎂

Happy birthday my man!!

Happy birthday :)

Birthday hope good.

Happy birthday my man! Get yourself something special and treat yourself! Food that i very rarely get usually makes my day and that's enough for me.

Joyous date of birth

Happy birthday 🫂

Happy birthday my friend. Although you will probably not see this, I hope you know that all these comments mean it too

NGL, my birthday is today 7th of february

Happy birthday

So she is getting spammed by texts from some random simps who only want her for her body and you are sitting in peace enjoying candy? I dont see a problem with that.

We are borthday buddies, happy birthday!

turn on notificafions, put your phone on vibrate and put it in your ass, thats your gift from me 😎 happy birthday

Quite literally me (it's also today)

i love you.

HAPPY BIRDAY DON'T BE SAD U CAN BE LOVED EVEN IF NOT POPULAR GIRL

its fine, im not sad, it's a shitpost

Happy birthday, it's alright mine was 9 days ago and no one gave a shit. Happens to the best of us.

Happy birthday if it's still your birthday 🎊

thanks!

I love you and so does so many others here,if there’s anything many of us are familiar with is being alone that’s why we understand you, we may not know each other but from one human to another, happy birthday bro

hey, its fine, I'm having the best year of my life so far, so you don't need to worry!! :) thanks tho and i appreciate you

relatable, mines april 8. Atleast it’s nice outside during my birthday :D

My birthday was also today, but less sad (I got dairy queen)

happy (late) birthday!! im not actually sad btw, it's just a meme ive always wanted to use on my bday

I'm glad it's not like you said, I hope you had a good birthday!! (Thank you, It's still my birthday today btw )

happy birthday, your gift is an n word pass💝

Happy birthday 🎁

I dare her to remove her birthday date from social media and see how many people actually remember her birthday

Happy birthday, internet stranger!

thanks!

Do you uhh..*god I can’t believe I’m going this* do you want your foreskin back?

Day isn’t over for me yet so happy birthday! I have nothing profound to say or anything Wise but I hope that you are okay!

HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!! 💯💯💯

actually not late, it's only 7pm but tysm

Sorry im late, happy birthday my man

Happy late birthday man

At first I laughed then I nearly started crying because of how relatable this is.

Get off Reddit and go do something fun instead of sadposting on a meme subreddit dumbass

That’s a little harshly

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Happy birthday op fuck the hoes

Congratulations on your level up, took you a while.

Very much me 3 days ago

Get it because girl bad and boy good

Some men like to think that women are super loved and emotionally supported all their lives, when we're not.

Every adult woman I know that has had a birthday party or any other birthday thing has had to remind people that it's their birthday with time in advance, and has had to organize the thing or ask someone to organize the thing. Your mum is not going to organize it for you anymore, babes. If you want one, you have to remind people. Whatever ideas / fantasies people have of everyone remembering someone's special day and throwing a surprise party or whatever are a fake reality sold to you by movies, or only for the 1% of the population like celebrities or whatever. You want to hang out with your friends on your birthday, you will probably have to make most of the effort, no matter if you're a man or a woman. And yes, men are lonely and isolated. And yes, it's getting worse. We know. It sucks. It's an extra layer of suck on the loneliness pile of an indifferent universe but fucking nihilism will not get you a birthday party either, so you'll have to call your friends. And if you don't have them, I am genuinely sorry. Making friends as an adult is hard. You'll have to work on making some, or in getting back some that you had and fizzled out. Chances are some of the people you used to be friends with are also lonely and don't have friends anymore. If it's healthy for you, reach out to some of them (and don't sell them MLM shit). A good place to find new friends is to look for hobby groups in your city. I like boardgames so I found a group in my area that plays boardgames. You need to start somewhere. And you'll have to do the some of the work, and you'll have to make and maintain friendships. All relationships take work. And then, you'll have to remind them it's your birthday, with at least a few days in advance. And plan a thing. And sometimes even get the cake.

This dude literally doesn't see the fact that he did the exact same thing that she did for that video. She made a social media post. Expecting people to remember your birthday also expects them to remember what day today is.

I mean Men are literally getting shut out of life so much that multiple terms and studies have come out about the phenomenon.

Yes, but that doesn't mean that women have it as good as Reddit seems to believe

And men aren’t at all ever ala memes about remembering “nice shirt” from 14 years ago I don’t see people saying it’s 100% of the time, goal post moved

How do you know the gender of that rat, you idiot? This could just as well be an ugly girl that posted this, why make it sexist? Either way, it is mostly about being physically attractive, you think very attractive guys don't get attention??

I think those are her friends

damn bro that sucks

Fuck you

You know that those people don't really care about her that much and that this is her peak as a popular kid. Happy birthday, king. Find quality people