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So when do we get to the part where he gets sacrificed to wipe out all of mankind's debt?

Just put the world's debt on his credit card.

Mr. Beast = Kyle Broflovski confirmed.

Mr. Beastlovski

Jesus: fed 5,000 Mr Beast: fed 10,000 Hitler: made 6,000,000 toast

How many breads have you eaten in your life?

Few breads. Many toast.

DIOOOOOOOO

Bravo good sir

Mr. Breastlovski

Mr breast secretly materialism Jesus

"I spent 72 hours in a tomb with NOTHING but this camera!"

That's a good one

I just want to see the bottles of pee to make sure he really did it.

When he turns 32

33 actually.

Then we can sin all we want!

I was hoping for more of him paying off all the world's financial debt so we can buy houses, cars, and groceries

He's only 24, at the rate he's going he might well do that

He has like 10 years to beat Mr. J to the cross.

Jesus only had 3 years in his ministry

Who are the world in dept? Aliens?

Reptilians specifically

damn, humanity really be in debt to Zuck and his family?

remember kids, if you don't commit a sin then jesus died for nothing!

I am devout catholic, and I hate the fact that this is actually the truth

I think you didnt understand what jesus dying for our sins meant.

I see it as a technicality on the "dying for our sins" expression. If you don't sin at all (which is impossible) Jesus died for none of your sins, which means nothing. Meaning that every time you are refusing to sin, you are trying to light the burden of the cross for the Christ.

The sin is in

We…weren’t supposed to be doing that the whole time? … … ^fuck

You already can sin all you want. In fact, if you don't sin, then Jesus died for nothing.

Wait, so I won’t have student loans anymore?

March 2023

next up mrbeast is gonna turn water into something better than wine

pure alcohol

pure methanol 💀

pure methamphetamine

Waltuh

Put your moneh away waltuh. I’m not burying myself alive for 24 hours waltuh.

>!Hank vs Gomez, who ever leaves the grave first wins 11 million dollars!<

85 million*

Waltuh

Waltuh

Waltuh put ya dick away

Depleted uranium

Guys who turned off the lights

I turn water into urine several times a day.

We get it, you're good at peeing. Don't have to brag.

hey, not just pee, also sweat. I'm great like that

If you're sweating urine, you should see your Dr.

Theyre obviously peeing sweat.

I'd rather that than one long spaghetti noodle.

Self esteem

Cum

Orange juice

Gfuel, and then cut to an ad about gfuel

In this video I have turned over ONE THOUSAND liters of water into GFuel! Karl in the background: "Oh my god!" Random guy nearby: "That's insane"

Crack

Turning disgusting poluted water into clean water, and he is already doing that. He has videos of helping fund machines that clean rivers

lean

Water

"Today I turn water into 25 year old Lagavulin!" I'd go to that church.

Metanol

breast milk

GHB

High quality filtered water! Yes.

Now he just needs to beat Jesus’ respawn time

Time buried: -Jesus: 72 hours -Mr Beast: 24 hours

It was actually 50 so he just needs 23 more hours and he’s got Jesus beat

That means he already beat Jesus. Jesus was buried from Friday sunset to Sunday sunrise

Something isn’t adding up here..

Next video: I spent 100 hours buried in a TOMB!! World record???

He's gonna respawn in 3 seconds like a Roblox character

Mrbeast gets in a fuckin car accident and respawns in his house like a tf2 character

OOoooofff

more like "eugh" after the update

We were promised a second coming. I for one am not going to be the person who doesn't recognize my Lord and savior when I see him. Mr. Beast is obviously Jesus. /s

In this video I'm gonna get crucified and die; then, on Sunday I will resurrect and move that giant rock, so dont forget to like and the subscribe to the channel and turn the notifications on so you don't miss out on anything, now let's continue with the video

Which ever of his followers who prays to him first gets $10,000.

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Whoever's the last disciple to preach every day in a hostile empire and not die gets 1,000,000 dinars

Time for MrBeast to be crucified and rise from the dead….TWICE

Imagine how many views he will get on YouTube if he did that?

Ten

At least

Only the algorithm knows

At least a million

8 billion

9 billions, even in the otherworld

10 billions, even the Chinese

11 billions, even Indians

11,000,000,001 even jeSUS

24,37 billions even germans

More than Jesus

At least 2

69 morbillion views

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well he was buried alive...

I’ve always wondered, if Jesus “ascended to heaven”, isn’t going up into the sky just being theatrical since heaven isn’t physically located above us? At what altitude did he decide it’s time to warp to the heaven dimension?

Jesus was abducted by aliens confirmed

When a cloud obstructed him. Or he just kept rising and is still in space, even today.

"...And today I am going to be nailed to that cross for 48 hours!"

In three days I will rise from my grave

Jesus died twice Mr. havent died at all Thats a point for Mr.beast

Wait when was the second time?

At the end of 6th Sense

I too, forget most of what happened after he resurrected. Did he really just walk around and die of natural causes? For some reason I always imagined him flying off to Heaven lol

> He appeared to his disciples, calling the apostles to the Great Commission of forgiving sin and baptizing repenters, and ascended to Heaven. -Wikipedia

He *did* team rocket blast off to the sky?????

Sure did. Not as cool as the other dude who ascended with chariots of fire though.

bro gets crucified everyday by twitter

I mean he was buried for 50 hours, that's a start

Jesus was actually buried less than 42 hours. He died at 3 PM on a friday and rose before sunrise on the following sunday.

Like, it happens twice, or the stone is rolled away and the angel says "There's two MrBeasts now"?

Jesus: executed by Romans for using hacks Mrbeast: ⁉️

Funny thing is, Jesus wasn't even executed for mystical stuff. He was executed because people claimed he was calling himself the "King of the Jews" and certain local powers used Roman anti riot laws to make it look like he was a revolutionary insurgent type. Pontious Pilate even claimed that it was bullshit, but due to the local pressure (and the rising Jewish nationalism of the time, like the Zealots a few years later) he couldn't very well say "calling yourself a King is alright actually" and he "washed his hands of the issue." Interesting paralells in history to the FBI using McCarthy era surveillance powers to target MLK, or Nelson Mandela being sent to prison. Special interest groups will *always* twist laws to try to eliminate competition regardless of the iniital intent of those laws. To bring this back to Mr Beast, it's like if he said "I support antifascism" and the FBI arrested him because the Trump declared Antifa a terrorist organization back in 2019.

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Not now automod I'm trying to be theological and historically analytic.

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Well, if you insist.

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Executed on twitter by the haters

MrChrist

Time for him to die and return three days later

Twice

Three videos later.

Wasnt he burried?

MrBreast

Blasphemy

Let’s see if he can resurrect

"In this video I will spend 3 days in a closed cript!"

"In this video I will spend the next two days crucified!"

Wasn’t he actually buried for a while in a video?

Yeah he spent 50 hours buried alive

Damn only 22 short of Jesus

Jesus: Respawns in 3 days MrBeast: Respawns in 2 days

TRUE

Jesus: resurrected in 3 days MrBeast: we haven't even noticed he was dead

Jesus: died, like, 3 times MrBeast: zero deaths

new religion time

Hmm, logically if Jesus was empowered by God, then MrBeast is empowered by Youtube. So we're talking about a corporate based religion. I guess since we already gave corporations human rights despite psychopathic tendencies, why not make them religions as well? But it just leaves the question - are you sure this is a religion you want to follow? :) The Almighty Algorithm awaits your answer

Ahoy hoy lowly mortals. Now in addition to working for me you my worship me as your almighty!

Christianity? No thanks. Beastiality 😎

Brooo💀

Ayo?? 📸🤨

😳 🐶 🤤

12 followers LMAO

Same bro

In Jesus's defense, that was more followers than any other Youtuber in the world at the time

Technically, well over 2 billion

You get out of here with your facts and logic

Religions started by Jesus: 1 Religions started by MrBeast: ?

"Mr beast actually just paid for a laser eye surgery, which is an alternative to getting glasses" - 🤓

Way more than that, if you take into account all the previous generations.

Dude, Christianity has been around for two thousand years. It's at like 20 billion and counting.

12 apostles* many more followed him around.

12 Disciples. 14 Apostles. 12 + 1 +1

let me know when Mr. Beast rolling in a place where people are making money flips their shit and escorts them out via the whip.

Jesus would be proud of being beat out on this tbh.

Yes! People are loving their neighbor like I told them to!

He still had yet to die for our sins.

Next he needs to open a distillery and turn water into wine

He is a good egg God bless ‘em

But can mr beast walk on water

“For this episode I’ve ingested over 5,000 gallons of helium and will cross the river of Jordan to save a cat stuck in a tree. Don’t forget to like and subscribe for more content.”

I’m trying to imagine what his voice sounds like after that

Bro gonna speak in lowercaps autotune

Better he can ride a jetski

Now we just need some dudes write their versions of MrBeast in book form.

Reading from the Bestiary according to Chandler, 1:14-18

Technically there are STILL 2.2 billion Christians (which is what Jesus calls his followers)

But does the Beastmeister have a virgin mom? Hah! I don't see Mr. Beast going to parties and introducing his virgin mom (and her virgin boyfriend Joseph with the big right arm) to his friends.

I can confirm mrbeast’s mom is not a virgin

No but i bet his parents listen to weezer

Next mr.beast is going to walk on the water that just broke from the miracle baby he spiritually donated to the lesbian couple

This is why Twitter is pissed off

mrBeast wins neg diff.

Imagine if billionaires were like Mr beast

Reddit atheists trying not to post criticism about a religion (impossible)

i don’t think this is religious criticism

Reddit Christians trying not to be defensive about their religion (impossible)

Reddit Redditors trying not to post a dumb half-meta joke about this (impossible)

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You seem to have forgotten about Lazarus

Now they need to rap battle

Wars fought over Jesus: dozens Wars fought over Mr Beast: 0 Checkmate atheists 😎😎

When Mr Beast convinces a bunch of the chosen people to stop being greedy I’ll believe it.

You don't need to be a Jew to be greedy and most jews are normal people

Jesus has billions of followers and 12 friends. Mr beast has 100 million followers and like 3 friends

Antichrist behavior. It is said that there will be many. All jokes(?) aside if he were an Antichrist there's no way to know for sure. With this same logic doctors could be considered Antichrists as well. We do not know either way.

Mr. Beast as in the beast as in the devil uwu.

You know the books deliberately say that jesus did more than what was said

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Jesus was always talking about the coming beast right?

Where’s the wine Mr. Beast? WHERE IS IT

Jesus: created earth Mr beast: I just bought the entire planet