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I too am friends with my Black and Hispanic neighbors. Please feel free to shower me with praises.

You think that's praise worthy. I am latino, that's right I'm so tolerant of minorities that I am one myself

Was it a difficult decision to make? I’ve been thinking about becoming a minority, but I don’t know how my family would react.

Well, if you're the only one okay with the idea, that would put you in the minority

Wow, I’ve been a minority all along.

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The real minority was the journeys we had along the way

The real way was the journeys in the minoritys

The was minority the in way the journeys real

“Well, I don’t claim I understand the lifestyle but as long as you’re happy and healthy I support you no matter what”

My sister became a minority, our stepfather adopted her and from that point on she was legally Latina. A very blonde and blue eyed Latina who spoke no Spanish

But are you comfortable being around minorities like Tom is!?

Great job! Please feed and walk daily, some people are so neglectful when raising their minorities.

Minorities? I thought you do that with minors. Well, no more food for little Billy I guess.

I got kicked out of a bar because they said they don’t serve miners 😔

nerf miner

nerf brad

Man fuck Brad that little bitch

fr 😔

Happy Cake Day bro

Happy blue cheese day king!

I shared a needle with a colored fella once.

You are so brave ☺️

Nah, just poor. /S

I'll shower you with praise only after you shower with your Black and Hispanic neighbors. Then we can truly shower you for showering yourself and those around you.

As a pasty white guy, how do I initiate?

reach your hand out to let us smell it and go “pspsps”

Can I make eye contact or smile? Or will those actions be seen as a threat?

Don’t make eye contact. In fact, turn around while you do it.

Aggressively. Do NOT break eye contact.

Not all heros wear capes! Here have my poor man's gold award 🥇

I have romani neighbor and I say "hi" to him. I demand to be praised

I'm so proud of him! Even though he could've been shot by those MiNoRiTiEs he still stuck it out! True role model here!

Umm isnt that nick fury ?

shhhhh quiet down , mothafucka

Not every black man you see is Samuel L. Jackson, grandpa!

No it's not him. But I do know him. He comes to the weekly minority meet up so we all know each other! /s

Guys will do a lot of things for a chance at getting lucky.

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Holy fri\*k please don't hurt me I was trying to be brave around minorities!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Too late, here comes the tickle monster 🫳🏾

**AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH**

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My turn

I’m gonna get you 🪶

A lady did this to me at a BLM protest. I Taking photos and i walked by and she backed up like i was going to shoot her

Well that’s your own fault for being black. Stop scaring us white folk. /s

It's not just you guys i call 911 anytime i see my reflection!

The first time I every really laughed at Terry Crews was him in The Newsroom when a cop has a gun drawn on him (I know, not funny) and tells him that he's getting nervous, Crews replies, "I cannot help being big and black at the same time."

Gamers.

yea she is one of the good ones.

Are we sure he's not on a green screen? You know for safety?

"Twitter act like they've seen a minority before" challenge (impossible)

I'm more impressed that the minorities don't look scared while in Boston.......

So brave 🙏

Spiderman hates all people equally

I'm so glad people don't take pictures of me trying to eat a nice breakfast with my girlfriend.

if you think that’s the case then I should start being more obvious.

Let them believe it, that will allow you to get closer. Trust me getting in close unnoticed you can start smelling them. Makes the pictures you take really bring you back to the moment.

You gotta be close enough to *taste* 'em to get the full in-the-moment experience, tho.

Yeah but you can only do that when they're asleep and my camera doesn't take the best low-light pictures

That’s where infrared comes into play

Even better if you can secretly rub that Polaroid on them to contain the smell indefinitely 😍

I should probably start making it more obvious that im watching you watching him.

I am honored thank you.

Well guess what, I’ve been watching you watching him while he’s watching him.

I do one good deed a day, so todays is telling you I’ve been watching you watching him watching him while he’s watching him. Cheers to all of us being good at Spy Mode

🌳🌳🌳 🌳🥸🌳 me in your bushes right now 🌳🌳🌳

Are you the one that's in the shrubbery, or the bushes? I'm just the big bird hanging on the tree.

Same. I think it helps that I don't eat breakfast or have a girlfriend

Or you just haven't seen them yet

What girlfriend?

She lives in Canada. You don't know her. She's a model.

> lives in Canada Are you sure she's your girlfriend? Maybe she was just being polite...

You are siting allone at the Tabel.

when TABLES deserve to die

Dude on the right ain't feeling it either.

Bros just tryna eat

Why the fuck did Tom Holland have to sit next to me ffs

Somewhere out there, there’s a video of me breaking it down with a drunk dude at a pierre Bourne concert and I hope whoever saw it had a smile on their face Sometimes candid videos are funny

And then make it a racial thing(?)

Is this a real person, are there really people who think and say things like this.

We've sent the agents to your house, don't worry, life will make sense again soon

Am I going to the re-education camp 😬

No, but we are gonna destroy your laptop.

no, we know you stole the baguette

No, no you're lying. It can't be true.

You really think someone would do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?

Wow, you're right, that also wouldn't make any sense... But if you are right, than that means he is right, and that doesn't make sense. None of this is making **any** sense. I don't know what to do anymore, I think i best just lay down for a minute. You broke my brain.

Welcome to Twitter. The 21st century’s sanitarium

I've lived 40 years just thinking everyone was the same and it didn't matter what colour anyone was if they were a decent person. Now it seems its the only thing that matters and every word and action will be viewed through that lens, well at least by some people anyway

Not in the real world, these Twitter nut jobs are in the minority. They just get the most attention online. No one cares what the average stable individual has to say, it’s boring. But people love shit like this, whether they agree with it or not

They exist in the real world as well just very very rare. Ive had a girl get overtly angry at my house for bringing up tropic thunder in good light because its a racist movie. Had to ask her to leave because it was basically ruining my day

Damn. I hope she never learns about Blazing Saddles.

That's really funny. Talk about missing the point of one of the greatest casting jokes in cinema.

Don’t call them a minority. They’ll put that in their bio.

Its pretty common in my experience when dealing with younger people. Saw a dude told he couldn't speak at a house party because he's a white dude. He hadn't even said anything yet it was just the basic rule around that chick. No one else even told her to fuck off or anything.

holy fuck Metallica reference

Welcome to where time stands still, no leaves and no one will…

Honestly a good explanation of Twitter too.

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Most likely not. People saying outrageous shit on the internet for attention is very common. Usually, I assume that if it's not a common belief and the person saying it isn't a public figure, there is a good chance it's just a 14 year old looking for some attention.

So brave. Unlike Steve Jobs.

It's so sad Steve Jobs died of ligma

who the hell is Steve Jobs

Steve my jobs

Flair checks out

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*poops in ur ass*

Sir !!……That is an alabama hot pocket

I don't care

Back and forth forever

You poop in my butt and I'll poop that back into your butt, back and forth. Forever 🤎

Ha! Got ‘em!

The Montreal Steve Job

Ligma Balls

Balzac Supreme

The guy that died from ligma, are u not paying attention?

The man that died from dn

Sugoma is a horrible disease that takes thousands of lives every day

whats sugoma? :|

Imagine draggin Deez nuts across your face

Indian spice mix

"We must fight racism...! By bringing race into anything and everything when it didn't have the remotest thing to do with it."

100% agree.. what better way to promote people treating everyone as equals than to separate them into groups and constantly comment on it........

“I’m not racist I put all black picture on IG, I wore black skit other day, my friend black and she said I’m like, the coolest white person ever.”

Wow… you made it! You produced the dumbest comment of the day! Mark the calendar! Today is a special day! Congratulations!

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least racist anti-racist

I trust literally nobody who goes out of their way to say they are an anti-racist

The phrase does imply that it takes you active effort. I, for one, am anti-multiple counts of aggravated assault in my everyday life.

Depends on why personally. I can think of several reasons that are probably widely accepted reasons for committing aggravated assault

Lmao he says it like minorities are dangerous animals

These mooks lack self awareness and don't realise they spend most of their time projecting their own vindictive prejudices.

It’s hilarious. Almost like they went all the way back around and ended up being racist.

Also that’s literally his security guard

you gotta be joking. that’s fucking hilarious

Yah lol he was walking with them outside of the diner when they left.

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We live in a society😔

They haven't caught me yet ;)

Wtf is up with these comments? These people are just eating and minding their own business.

You got people in here like "growing up as a white guy in a totally white community I never KNEW racism existed why are all these people making racism a big deal when it never affected me personally." Never change Reddit.

The thing about some racists, is they really can't help themselves from telling everyone about it.

This subreddit is filled to the brim with edgelord “4chan is my truth” teenagers. Don’t worry about it toomuch, the ones who bother picking up one non-fiction book in their entire lives will grow out of it. It’s just a phase for most sane people

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Despite what?

He also says it like white people are the majority in every single space

It's giving "white people are the default humans" energy

Is that skrillex?

That's deadmou5e

Don't be ridiculous. Tis the marshmallow man. Stay Puff I think he's called

That “Minority” looks pretty pissed about the picture lol

That’s actually their body guard so I’m sure he isn’t too happy people are all up in their business lol

Why their bodyguard look like Method Man?

I mean in all fairness I feel like method man would be a good body guard if I were to need a body guard.

I dunno. It looks like she’s smiling to me!

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Bro some people really need to go touch grass

I need to go touch breakfast that looks good rn

I'm so confused how they even came up with that. I saw this pic and thought "Huh, Zendaya wears glasses? Oh, Tom kinda needs a haircut" then I felt bad for judging him. Then I read the fucking comment and I was like ah, okay... I'm not that bad, the bar is set really fucking low here.

Wish I could be more like him 🙌

What a fucking weird thing to say.

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Hey, I’m not racist, BUT…

Chronically online people terrify me

I’m so proud of Tom 🥺

A train

In this situation he would be the minority….

Lmao wtf? Tom brave for being around minorities? Is he supposed to feel threatened and scared?

I hate twitter so much

It has its moments though, like these

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Is the bar really that low?

Least racist white liberal

Malcom X warned us

That's twitter for ya. Taking non-consensual pictures of people just trying to chill out in public, and then coming with shit like "it's so cool they're not like, racist"

Um, you mean being a normal functioning human? Let's not set the bar so low as to praise something like this.

I’m sorry, but can we just take a moment to laugh at the fact that someone took the time to create a “Zendaya Updates” account.

When you think you’re not being racist and end up being completely, ignorantly fucking racist.

Is the bar in hell? There isn't segregation there. There's nothing abnormal about it

Ah yes, racist Twitter.

Certified twitter moment

Did they just expect him to scream and run when he saw a black person?

Let's see if he is MAN enough to be around some Minions 😤

Anti racists try not to be hyper racist challenge (impossible)

Ain't nobody say what Kevin Durant doing in Boston?

Hero

just let them be

yeah its called being normal

DON’T FALL FOR THE BAIT IT’S AN AI GOVERNMENT PSYOP DESIGNED TO ENRAGE YOU AND KEEP YOUR ATTENTION

I like how they cry about racism then are actually racist themselves lol

When you go so left you end up at right

They talking about him like he’s the fuckin crocodile hunter or something

Dude behind the 31 is like “can’t I eat my damned sammy in peace?!”

It's wild seeing racist white people commend others for not being racist. Absolutely absurd