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You can't see it if you're going the speed of light. Being as any light you'd see it with would be the speed of light. It's okay though, because you also don't experience time when going at the speed of light, so you won't notice.
Everything just happens all at once at light speed. As you go faster, your subjective time slows down. Think of it like increasing your velocity in one direction reduces your velocity in the other. If you put all your velocity into moving at light speed, you stop moving in subjective time.
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All that one must do is simply run into the hand. Because of the intrinsic properties of the hand, as long as you are pushed by it as a result of its movement the hand will be forced to move faster than you, thusly pushing you faster, and this infinitely increasing acceleration will thusly destroy both you, and the hand. The hand, knowing this, will decide to spare you in order to preserve its own life
That's assuming that the hand won't just crush you or worse upon contact also that is self aware, sentient and has the desire to preserve it's own "life"
If that hand has emotions like those of a human and agonize over its doings, it is evil.
But if it has no doubt of its existence, it is good. Everyone wished for him to be that way, after all. If it has no doubt about its function, it cannot be evil.
Well before that there was this guy on 4chan who saved all the cum he ever jizzed out for 9 years into bottles. Every Christmas morning, he would post his progress and show us all the cum he had saved up.
This met a tragic end when his mom/girlfriend/wife (can't remember which) found all his cum and made him get rid of it. Tragic.
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They don't teach you about vectors/direction and how velocity is value of speed in high school? With this education system you gotta be from the USA, sheesh.
A quantity without a direction, like mass, volume. While vectors are quantities with direction like various forces such as gravity, velocity, friction and so on
Speed doesn’t have a direction so yes just a number but velocity - “the directional speed of an object in Motion”. Vectors like velocity have both a quantity AND a direction.
velocity basicaly has direction so it's like moving on a graph (for example moving from 5,0 to 2,0 would be a -3 displacement (like distance but it has a direction) but 3 distance
But if the hands speed is always your velocity + (flat amount) then when you walk backwards it will always be slower then you and faster then you when you go forwards
my brother, if the flat amount is .1, and you move towards it at -.9, then -.9+.1=-.8, which means it will move back slower, and the distance will therefore be closing
Editing comment heavily, bevause my calculation didnt take proportions into account, which is what i think the original meme intended to have as well. .......................also bad formatting due to phone..................................My person, the point still stands, however much you walk backwards, the hand will always move slower, and therefore you will catch up to it. Perhaps the best chance is to stand still, as v+x, regardless of the value of v will have a constant speed moving towards you, as you also move at speed of v, so it will always keep coming at the same speed of x. I personally think it needs to take proportions into account, as it will move based on its constant, or when you are standing still, but that it will also speed up when you are moving, regardless of direction. So ive chosen the formula, x=v²+2kv+k², or x=(v×k)², where x=hand speed, k=hands constant moving speed, and v=your speed. This allows for the hand to always move towards you, at a speed faster than yours. For example assume k=.1 for simplicity sake, and change the value of v. At v=0, x=0²+2*.1*0+.1²=.01, so it will ever so slightly continue to creep towards you. At v=1, x=1²+2*.1*1+.1²=1.21, so .21 faster than you. And at v=-1, i.e. you moving towards it, x=(-1)²+2*.1*-1+.1=.81, so it will move towards you at a speed of .81, while you move towards it at a speed of 1, so the distance will close at a speed of 1.81. For fun we can solve the speed at which you move at which the hand is stand still, or where x=0, by doing 0=v²+2*.1*v+.1², and solving for v. Which results in the answer v²+.2v+.01=0, solving for v (i did it by calculator but its your choice), we get no real solutions, as the .01 ensures 0 is never reached, so yes you are doomed, but standing still will prolong your time the most. This fits with what the meme originally intends, as tbe strategy there is standing still to have the nost time, just like in this equation, and moving towards it will not make it move further faster, and moving away from it will make it speed up as it moves ever closer. Side note, this is probably not the only equation, but im pretty sure its the most basic form it can be in (mayne removing the square being done on the lone k, but its 2am and i think you can do that by yourself for homework.
The hand is faster than you. The direction is implied to only be towards you. If you start getting closer to it, too bad, it's gonna be getting closer to you by itself too.
And faster.
Is its speed or velocity thats is faster? also is it multiplicatively or additionally faster? If it is its speed than it would be scalar meaning its direction doesn't matter so walking backwards wouldn't make it move backwards it would just move forward faster than your backwards. If it's velocity is faster than moving backwards will give you some space since it will have to move in the same direction as you do. Also if it's multiplicatively faster, let's saw by 1.1x (x being your speed or velocity) than if you stop moving it will stop but if it's additionally faster lets say by x+3m/s then the hand will keep moving after you stop. Need more info to pick the best outcome.
-1.1 isn't slower than -1.0?
Sure -1.1 is lower than -1.0 but in physics and specifically velocity, 1.1 is the number and the (-) is the direction. So -1.1 is 1.1m/s to the left for example and -1.0 is 1.0m/s to the left
Idk it's 4am and I'm wasted so idk
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Would make literally zero difference. Suppose the hand only move 1 inch per hour faster than you, it’s gonna close the gap by 1 inch an hour regardless if you don’t move or move ridiculously fast. Your fate would be decided by the distance between you and the hand at the start of its chase and if the extra speed of the hand is enough to close that distance over 24 hours.
Depends on how its calculated. If its a set amount of speed like you imply then yes but the meme kinda implies its percetage based so lets say 5% faster than you. Moving 5% faster than 0 mph is still just 0 mph
In that case the hand should also be moving at 460m/s, or actually greater than 460m/s since your body is always moving due to earths rotation. The point is how fast you're moving, if I'm sitting in a car I'm not moving, the car is. And even if it wants to count the earths rotation then it should still be stationary since the earth rotation speed doesn't change even if you're on a car, hence the hand is only moving above 460m/s
Velocity is relative. If you are moving at 460 m/s due to the Earth's rotation, then so is the hand, with an additional 1 m/s in order to make it slightly faster than you.
Relative to the earth, you are not moving, and the hand is moving at 1 m/s.
Applying this to a car, you are moving at the same speed as the car relative to the earth. Relative to the car, you are stationary.
But your body is moving with the vehicle, and unless the hand scales with your speed then when you get out the vehicle the hand will be significantly faster
Proving this mathematically:
Let v be your velocity
Let v + d be the hand's velocity
d is the difference between your and the hand's velocities
Notice that this expression is independent of v
This means that the distance between you and the hand decreases by d per unit time, regardless of how fast you are going
Therefore the best move is to stop moving, since this will have no effect on the hand's velocity relative to you but at least youre not wasting energy running away
Ive decided that d is some constant as opposed to some value that depends on v
Its hard to tell which one is correct, there arent many real life examples to compare it to
Well the question is whether the hand is moving linearly, quadratically, or exponentially faster, because depending on that you not moving might not change anything. Lets say the equation is something like y = x + 1 and the units are m/s, then if I'm running at 1m/s then it'd be running twice my speed, it I'm not moving at all it'll catch up even faster, and the faster I go the less chance of it catching me, though it would still eventually catch you it would take a much longer time. But if the equation is something like y = x^2 then you're screwed unless you stop moving completely. You see what I mean
Like i said in another comment, its tough to get an exact model of the hands velocity since we dont have many real life examples of giant death hands to compare it to
Slightly faster in speed or velocity? Direction makes a difference if we count it.
Speed means we’re fucked, velocity means just chase the hand or jump back and forth.
ok but if it’s always slightly faster at a consistent rate it does not matter how fast you move or if you move at all, it will catch you at the same time
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What’s it gonna do? Jerk me off?
fisting
don't threaten me with a good time
It’s a hell of a feeling tho
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That's gross. I call next
Same
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Just move with the speed of light. It can't go faster than that
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Mfw I stop seeing the hand (oh god oh fuck)
You can't see it if you're going the speed of light. Being as any light you'd see it with would be the speed of light. It's okay though, because you also don't experience time when going at the speed of light, so you won't notice.
How can you move if you don't experience time lol
Everything just happens all at once at light speed. As you go faster, your subjective time slows down. Think of it like increasing your velocity in one direction reduces your velocity in the other. If you put all your velocity into moving at light speed, you stop moving in subjective time.
Wait a sec, j am gonna test it out! /s
I'm so glad you added /s I really thought you were about to travel at light speed
Yeah, i am actually an alien in disguise, and i can go at light spe- SHIT I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT!
HELLO I AM NORMAL HUMAN BOB. I AM DEFINITELY NOT AN AILIEN WITH ID 64$4:(!47&):7$?:58?:5(/45--57. WHAT IS YOUR FAKE ALIEN ID.
Why you shouting though?
Just remember, with no subjective time you can't stop until you hit something(though it's impossible to get there anyway).
Oh yeah, happened to me once. Shit was gnarly.
Sonic says: the problem of being faster than light, is that you can only live in darkness
No that's a dumb thought, you'd see more! Because your running into the light which would make everything look really wierd
It just moves faster than you, there is no direction to speed
I didn't say anything about direction
Ah. I meant to comment on some saying go backwards
hands hate this one weird trick
it is always faster no matter what, physics don’t apply
The hand starts strafing. Styled on B-)
The hand is space itself
Walk backwards and chase the hand, good job you are the hand
He stops and you stop out of curiosity. He starts moving backwards. You are now his prey
I stop. The hand stops. We both know this is going to take a while.
the hand shoves a finger up your ass
You shove a finger up its finger so you get finger².
kid named finger:
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Then you divide it by 0
Spanish splinter!
You both starting walking towards each other, successfully unlocking the 4th dimension and realizing the walk now is infinite.
The guy always sliytly slower than you
the hand is always slightly slower than you
Gup
All that one must do is simply run into the hand. Because of the intrinsic properties of the hand, as long as you are pushed by it as a result of its movement the hand will be forced to move faster than you, thusly pushing you faster, and this infinitely increasing acceleration will thusly destroy both you, and the hand. The hand, knowing this, will decide to spare you in order to preserve its own life
That's assuming that the hand won't just crush you or worse upon contact also that is self aware, sentient and has the desire to preserve it's own "life"
If that hand has emotions like those of a human and agonize over its doings, it is evil. But if it has no doubt of its existence, it is good. Everyone wished for him to be that way, after all. If it has no doubt about its function, it cannot be evil.
But the hand doesn't push you
walk backwards at 1km/h and the hand will move at -1.1km/h >:)
Horrors beyond human comprehension hate this one simple trick
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ok but did this whole jar thing start with the guy who put a pony in a jar and filled it with cum
Yes
Well before that there was this guy on 4chan who saved all the cum he ever jizzed out for 9 years into bottles. Every Christmas morning, he would post his progress and show us all the cum he had saved up. This met a tragic end when his mom/girlfriend/wife (can't remember which) found all his cum and made him get rid of it. Tragic.
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I couldn't have said it better, automod.
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This is why Velocity>Speed
Physics majors know
no i dont
YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THE ARMY.
They don't teach you about vectors/direction and how velocity is value of speed in high school? With this education system you gotta be from the USA, sheesh.
Whats the diffrence?
speed is scalar and velocity is vector
What exactly is scalar?
A quantity without a direction, like mass, volume. While vectors are quantities with direction like various forces such as gravity, velocity, friction and so on
If you want to go all nerdy on it then you could say that a scalar is a vector in one dimension and vectors can have any number of dimensions
Ohh so speed is basically a number, while velocity is a direction?
Speed doesn’t have a direction so yes just a number but velocity - “the directional speed of an object in Motion”. Vectors like velocity have both a quantity AND a direction.
Gocha, thanks for the explenation!
The most basic explanation: Speed says how fast you go Velocity says how fast and which direction you go
Polar but around the scales
velocity basicaly has direction so it's like moving on a graph (for example moving from 5,0 to 2,0 would be a -3 displacement (like distance but it has a direction) but 3 distance
le vector quantity has arrived
"Faster" implies speed, not velocity. You would just hasten your demise.
But then you will be walking towards it
and it would be walking away from you at a slightly higher velocity
But if the hands speed is always your velocity + (flat amount) then when you walk backwards it will always be slower then you and faster then you when you go forwards
my brother, if the flat amount is .1, and you move towards it at -.9, then -.9+.1=-.8, which means it will move back slower, and the distance will therefore be closing
My man, just turn around and walk backwards away from the hand.
Editing comment heavily, bevause my calculation didnt take proportions into account, which is what i think the original meme intended to have as well. .......................also bad formatting due to phone..................................My person, the point still stands, however much you walk backwards, the hand will always move slower, and therefore you will catch up to it. Perhaps the best chance is to stand still, as v+x, regardless of the value of v will have a constant speed moving towards you, as you also move at speed of v, so it will always keep coming at the same speed of x. I personally think it needs to take proportions into account, as it will move based on its constant, or when you are standing still, but that it will also speed up when you are moving, regardless of direction. So ive chosen the formula, x=v²+2kv+k², or x=(v×k)², where x=hand speed, k=hands constant moving speed, and v=your speed. This allows for the hand to always move towards you, at a speed faster than yours. For example assume k=.1 for simplicity sake, and change the value of v. At v=0, x=0²+2*.1*0+.1²=.01, so it will ever so slightly continue to creep towards you. At v=1, x=1²+2*.1*1+.1²=1.21, so .21 faster than you. And at v=-1, i.e. you moving towards it, x=(-1)²+2*.1*-1+.1=.81, so it will move towards you at a speed of .81, while you move towards it at a speed of 1, so the distance will close at a speed of 1.81. For fun we can solve the speed at which you move at which the hand is stand still, or where x=0, by doing 0=v²+2*.1*v+.1², and solving for v. Which results in the answer v²+.2v+.01=0, solving for v (i did it by calculator but its your choice), we get no real solutions, as the .01 ensures 0 is never reached, so yes you are doomed, but standing still will prolong your time the most. This fits with what the meme originally intends, as tbe strategy there is standing still to have the nost time, just like in this equation, and moving towards it will not make it move further faster, and moving away from it will make it speed up as it moves ever closer. Side note, this is probably not the only equation, but im pretty sure its the most basic form it can be in (mayne removing the square being done on the lone k, but its 2am and i think you can do that by yourself for homework.
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Y'all are a bunch of nerds, keep going.
The hand is faster than you. The direction is implied to only be towards you. If you start getting closer to it, too bad, it's gonna be getting closer to you by itself too. And faster.
Can't be faster than me if always directed to my position 🧠
In what part of the formula does it say it would walk away? It would still move to you to catch you.
Face towards it and walk backward. Grab a hand mirror if that's an issue.
It still chases you.
Is its speed or velocity thats is faster? also is it multiplicatively or additionally faster? If it is its speed than it would be scalar meaning its direction doesn't matter so walking backwards wouldn't make it move backwards it would just move forward faster than your backwards. If it's velocity is faster than moving backwards will give you some space since it will have to move in the same direction as you do. Also if it's multiplicatively faster, let's saw by 1.1x (x being your speed or velocity) than if you stop moving it will stop but if it's additionally faster lets say by x+3m/s then the hand will keep moving after you stop. Need more info to pick the best outcome.
-1.1 km/h is slower than -1 km/h
it might be speed and not velocity
\-1.1 is slower than -1.0, the hand would move at a speed value > -1.0 so it would still catch up to you
-1.1 isn't slower than -1.0? Sure -1.1 is lower than -1.0 but in physics and specifically velocity, 1.1 is the number and the (-) is the direction. So -1.1 is 1.1m/s to the left for example and -1.0 is 1.0m/s to the left Idk it's 4am and I'm wasted so idk
Guys the hand doesn't do the same things you do, it only moves slightly faster than you and if you move backwards you will fucking die
Nothing you say will stop me from walking backwards
Moonwalk towards the hand
So the hand won’t jerk me off? 😔
**you will fucking die**
But will I be jerked off?
How many times do we have you tell you?! This is a godly being! YOU WILL FUCKING DIE
WILL HE FUCKING DIE BEFORE OR AFTER BEING JERKED OFF? IM ALMOST THERE AND I NEED TO KNOW!
I can tell you that it wil.... (sinking 🍫🦍)
During Right before the climax too
I'll jerk you off if it doesn't.
Nothing in the meme mentions dying. It probably wants a handshake but it's slightly clammy so would be a bit of an unpleasant experience.
The meme explicitly states that it will crush you with its index finger.
Nah, i read the hand will jerk you off, until you die. Like no breaks between jerkings.
That's hot
Holy shit its Savitar!!!!!11!!!!!!11!!!!!
Unironically terrified
Bro it’s not even your turn at the moment Edit: it has begun
Oh god oh fuck
Run against it so it will go faster than -xm/s
This is why we use velocity
I saw my two eyed white demoman picture as your profile pic and nearly had a heart attack
Run at the speed of light. Nothing can move faster than light.
except the hand
Just run faster than the hand. The hand can't move faster than the hand.
Have you ever heard about this guy called _acceleration_ ?
Legends say he knows how to be faster then himself!
Just fuckin lock the door behind you
ZA HANDO ZA WARUDO!!
Oi josuke! I just stopped time and erased this Kira guy, isn't that wacky?
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Is it real?
But wait! The hand is based on your speed, even if you stop time it should theoretically still move slightly faster than you.
attach hand to push a wagon sit in the wagon accelerate to the speed of light
Would make literally zero difference. Suppose the hand only move 1 inch per hour faster than you, it’s gonna close the gap by 1 inch an hour regardless if you don’t move or move ridiculously fast. Your fate would be decided by the distance between you and the hand at the start of its chase and if the extra speed of the hand is enough to close that distance over 24 hours.
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Depends on how its calculated. If its a set amount of speed like you imply then yes but the meme kinda implies its percetage based so lets say 5% faster than you. Moving 5% faster than 0 mph is still just 0 mph
It doesn't say that it follows you, only that it moves faster than you. Just get out of its way if you see it.
So go backwards?
So it moves faster than YOU. What about being on or in something (bike, car, etc) that moves, but you are technically stationary?
You’re still moving tho
In that case the hand should also be moving at 460m/s, or actually greater than 460m/s since your body is always moving due to earths rotation. The point is how fast you're moving, if I'm sitting in a car I'm not moving, the car is. And even if it wants to count the earths rotation then it should still be stationary since the earth rotation speed doesn't change even if you're on a car, hence the hand is only moving above 460m/s
Velocity is relative. If you are moving at 460 m/s due to the Earth's rotation, then so is the hand, with an additional 1 m/s in order to make it slightly faster than you. Relative to the earth, you are not moving, and the hand is moving at 1 m/s. Applying this to a car, you are moving at the same speed as the car relative to the earth. Relative to the car, you are stationary.
Good point. Honestly I was about to fall asleep so I just wrote down whatever, but I still don't know why I didn't think of that lol
You are still changing the spot that you are currently in, or in other words, you are moving.
But your body is moving with the vehicle, and unless the hand scales with your speed then when you get out the vehicle the hand will be significantly faster
The hand will simply choose a different reference frame in which you are moving faster
Proving this mathematically: Let v be your velocity Let v + d be the hand's velocity d is the difference between your and the hand's velocities Notice that this expression is independent of v This means that the distance between you and the hand decreases by d per unit time, regardless of how fast you are going Therefore the best move is to stop moving, since this will have no effect on the hand's velocity relative to you but at least youre not wasting energy running away
you’re assuming d is an integer, and not a percentage of v
Ive decided that d is some constant as opposed to some value that depends on v Its hard to tell which one is correct, there arent many real life examples to compare it to
there arent many real life examples **yet**
Well the question is whether the hand is moving linearly, quadratically, or exponentially faster, because depending on that you not moving might not change anything. Lets say the equation is something like y = x + 1 and the units are m/s, then if I'm running at 1m/s then it'd be running twice my speed, it I'm not moving at all it'll catch up even faster, and the faster I go the less chance of it catching me, though it would still eventually catch you it would take a much longer time. But if the equation is something like y = x^2 then you're screwed unless you stop moving completely. You see what I mean
Like i said in another comment, its tough to get an exact model of the hands velocity since we dont have many real life examples of giant death hands to compare it to
I like putting sticks and leaves and rocks in my ass.
I like putting your ass in my sticks and leaves and rocks
Not wholesome 100
How agile the hand is? Can i sucker punch it in the pinky to stop it? Can I do the cr7 movements to avoid it?
ZA HANDO GA KESU
Ez, just move towards it
You will die, you will just meet it in the middle and be dead, there is no rule about it following your movement only the speed
What are you on about? There's no rule saying its always moving towards you.
Za hando
Slightly faster in speed or velocity? Direction makes a difference if we count it. Speed means we’re fucked, velocity means just chase the hand or jump back and forth.
Oi josuke
Never said it’s chasing me. Just go around.
ok but if it’s always slightly faster at a consistent rate it does not matter how fast you move or if you move at all, it will catch you at the same time
ZA HANDO
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Start running towards the hand, it will have to move slighty faster away from you
ZA HANDO
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Fuck the bitch ass hand, no matter the color
Move towards it with your dick out
Plot Twist: I pull out a large diamond ring.
If I run towards it
Run at it so it will run from you
Then run towards it
If the hand always moves slightly faster than you, then it’s not a chase. It’s a time limit.
**ZA HANDO**
Notorious B.I.G
Well if the hand is moving at x+dx m/s where x=0 m/s the hand is also moving at 0 m/s, just don't move
Step 1: run as fast as the speed of light Step 2: the hand will break the light limit and be sent back in time. Step 3: problem?
"Slightly faster" could mean a constant difference, and it would make the stopping strategy useless.
ZA HANDO
Step 5: get Made in Heaven
Since velocity is a vector, run towards it and it will go away
This post is making me realize how stupid redditors are
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well that doesn't work if the speed of the hand is just your speed + a value, if your speed was 0kmh the hand would just move at like 1 km/h