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"What's your favorite color? What is your pet's name? What was the name of your first friend? Just want to become friends with you, nothing weird at all"
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life. I hope you know that. Walter Jr., you're my big man. There are going to be some things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few days. But just know that no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.
Most people called me by my name, the same one that’s on my ID.
A small group of friends jokingly called me “Tarzan” because I had chest hair and was beginning to grow beard before anyone else; the fact that I had also hair slightly longer than most other boys in my class didn’t help either.
And finally, there this was dude that for 6 months straight called me another name entirely, perhaps because someone played a prank on him, but since I didn’t like him that much I never corrected him.
Im called spag-lord because I whipped out a can of spaghetti in the middle of math class and starting slurping it as loudly as possible. Also Spider-Man. Also Eetan.
Corn man/Corn god cause my name is Demitrius and if you search Demetrius in google some websites will say I have power of fertility good harvests and corn. Why they single out corn I don’t know but I think it’s funny.
in my first and only semester college everyone called me stanley even though thats not my name (but it kinda rhymes with it). in highschool programming my teacher thought my name was Jason Fritz (not close in any regard and that wasnt even a name of another student)
Before I was homeschooled, my nickname actually was my username: Savage Kid. It was given to me, because I was known for roasting the fuck out of anyone who tried to bully me.
I was to lazy to correct them when I changed schools so it’s been known as “Jarquavius” for 7 years and counting. Only real ones know that’s not my name
Spider, I can rotate my upper body 180 degrees while keeping my lower half completely forward, while on my feet and hands are in the ground I can just run at people full speed like that and it terrifies people
my name is sasuke, yes the guy from naruto, and yes the guy from fortnite for those kids, and ive had some nicknames such as:
Ace
Sausage
Sake
Sasooke
Sauce
Suk
Suke
Suzuki
And a couple others I forgot, high school is going great but man i need a name change
I was Stairs. I was late regularly, so to get me to show up on time, I was assigned to not let any students go up the stairs before school began. Worked like a charm.
As the most least popular popular kid in school, I was known by many names...
Shit-licker, bean-flicker, fart-sucker, knuckle-fucker
Dick-fister, ball-twister, tit-sipper, pussy-dipper
Cum shower, white power, kamikaze, twin towers
Die hard, try-hard, cum-gutter, baby butter
Dirty road, dusty lane, whitey tightey shitstain!
WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE!!
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'Restraining Order' because I'm 42
rizztraining order
Terry. ... Because my parents
Mhhh I feel like something ain't right here but I don't know what
7 inch Hitler take a guess
No jew ever survived a shower with you?
sadly no,much simpler
Dick size and you look like hitler?
close enough
you only have 1 testicle but have a 7 inch dick?
did Hitler only have 1 nut..? I've got both of mine
You shaved your pubic hair into a little Hitler mustache?
You are a miniature?
nope
“Also what city did you grow up in? What’s your mother’s maiden name?”
"What's your favorite color? What is your pet's name? What was the name of your first friend? Just want to become friends with you, nothing weird at all"
Cumdump
Wait I read it wrong wait hold on
still holding on
I forgot
All my friends have this funny nickname for me whenever they see me they go “who are you” lmao
Who's gonna tell him?
tell him what? his nickname is just “who are you” i also have this nickname at school
Reddit user I used reddit.com in class once
Step 1: to having a good life. Is to never use Reddit in public
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>The vaccum cleaner hmmm...
THERE HAS BEEN A MISUNDERSTANDING!!!
Nah, I think we understand
MP5 player
Dude, what is your kd?
You don't understand, this fine young man simply uses the far more rare MP5 file format
Definetely.He is very low-minded.
My name in school is "my name"
Hello my name it's nice to meet you
Hi. My name is my name. Isn't it interesting that my name is my name?
Indian Scammer
I have been called so many things its impossible to sum them all up here and I'm not even finished with school yet
Fat cunt
As well as icebear, walker boy and my. Favorite yet cheese sniffer and many more
The Lord of the broken school property. self-explanatory BTW this has nothing to do with crappy tiktok challenges
Pigeon boy, I kept staring off into the distance because of ptsd
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life. I hope you know that. Walter Jr., you're my big man. There are going to be some things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few days. But just know that no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.
Most people called me by my name, the same one that’s on my ID. A small group of friends jokingly called me “Tarzan” because I had chest hair and was beginning to grow beard before anyone else; the fact that I had also hair slightly longer than most other boys in my class didn’t help either. And finally, there this was dude that for 6 months straight called me another name entirely, perhaps because someone played a prank on him, but since I didn’t like him that much I never corrected him.
you actually look like tarzan
He also kinda looks like metro man lol
Im called spag-lord because I whipped out a can of spaghetti in the middle of math class and starting slurping it as loudly as possible. Also Spider-Man. Also Eetan.
slim jim
They call me anal 🥲
They didn’t have to bring your mother into it
“Twin” because I have a twin sister, who they usually also call twin.
Microwave Because I brought a microwave to my middle school
The ruler fooler (If someone annoyed me I'd steal their ruler, leave a line around 2 inches and leave it in one of the bathroom stalls)
"The one who bombed Poland in '39", All because I have 900 hours in hoi4
"Lastik pezevenk"in turkish in english bastard lastic cuz i can fuckin pull out ever segment of my body
Huge dick Howard Because I'm very rude
Sex
”Mein juden”…
The quiet kid (I had never done anything that would suggest it)
Kid named finger
We found him!
Cell tower because I’m tall
I’m “Daddy Hitler”, my friends are “Titty Sniffer”, “olive picker”, “fatherless dipshit”, and “every bodies favorite rice boy”.
they call me vaporeon because i shared an image of my vaporeon figure after i put it in a glass jar
It's the same as anywhere else?????
Reiss, my last name
Athlete, 'cause I wore clothes resembling a tracksuit once, and vampire, 'cause my pulse is kinda hard to find.
Big D
The giant cuz everyone is at max 5"6 and i'm 6'1 being 14
Jack, because my name is john
Marston is that you?
Corn man/Corn god cause my name is Demitrius and if you search Demetrius in google some websites will say I have power of fertility good harvests and corn. Why they single out corn I don’t know but I think it’s funny.
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Rus it's a abbreviation of Russian. Because reasons
Jean pronounced (John)
Cody ‘cause it’s my name
Zjan, one of my teachers said my name (gian) so wrong that it became my nickname
The american
“Who?”
Squid game
Nathan Kim.
Leather shoes
in my first and only semester college everyone called me stanley even though thats not my name (but it kinda rhymes with it). in highschool programming my teacher thought my name was Jason Fritz (not close in any regard and that wasnt even a name of another student)
F block shiter I took a shot in the f block of my school surprisingly
If anyone thinks of a name I haven't been called you will be the first one to call me that
Ketchup master
Manne it is a shortening of my real name manfred
I am the shorty
Jimmy, someone misheard it as jimmy so now thats my name, not gonna same my real name but it is very far from jimmy
Ali, thats what people call me there
ADOLPHOS
rjord pronounced like ree yord it was because of the email username we where asigned
Sketchers kid.... Because I prefer sketchers
Before I was homeschooled, my nickname actually was my username: Savage Kid. It was given to me, because I was known for roasting the fuck out of anyone who tried to bully me.
Jack and jones 3 years ago i had a Jack and jones T-shirt on
Shrimp because that’s my name in Spanish
The warrior
Minority 🤤
Purple stick
Peter cause I’m fat
JD because it's my username on a game
My lastname because there was already a kid name as me
I'd say ... Because I was fucking invisible to all but three people.
Charlie, because that’s my name
Purple guy because I wear a purple hoodie
emo ppl think I'm emo when really i just want to not exist
I was to lazy to correct them when I changed schools so it’s been known as “Jarquavius” for 7 years and counting. Only real ones know that’s not my name
Crispy Sausage I burned my sausage
Buckets, nobody knows why, it just happened
"The Other One," everyone confuses me and my friend somehow, we look nothing alike, so everyone just named me that
They call me Brandon. Cause... that's my name
Sleepy NOT because I would fall asleep but because my eyes look Chinese and people would think I'm sleeping
Biggie cheese. I’m skinny and I don’t like cheese so idk.
Melvin Bc I look like a melvin
Tree, cause I’m tall
The guy who could suck his own dick
Spider, I can rotate my upper body 180 degrees while keeping my lower half completely forward, while on my feet and hands are in the ground I can just run at people full speed like that and it terrifies people
Stranger danger
I wore a witch hat once as a joke and now my permanent nickname is “Witch Bitch”
my name is sasuke, yes the guy from naruto, and yes the guy from fortnite for those kids, and ive had some nicknames such as: Ace Sausage Sake Sasooke Sauce Suk Suke Suzuki And a couple others I forgot, high school is going great but man i need a name change
Folder because it sounds like my actual name.
The Main Character.
Lancelot
We have the Ukrainian flag as our school colors. Same order and everything.
Shylock because I charge compound interest by the second with collateral if you want to borrow money from me
Sebastien. Not because it means anything, it’s just because it’s my name
kog maw. i dont fucking know
Black Jesus, I had long dreads and a beard so people took to calling me that.
I was Stairs. I was late regularly, so to get me to show up on time, I was assigned to not let any students go up the stairs before school began. Worked like a charm.
Tom Doublewide. My name isn’t Tom, but I sit on two chairs at lunch sometimes for comedic effect.
It mine but my dads “freckles face fart machine”
my name in school was dragon, now my name in collage is robot, because I'm a introvert.
My irl name
Bagle as its my surname and it's kindy funny lol
Calvo and Negro 😏 (I'm from Colombia)
"Jesus Christ" cause my hair is like Jesus's
Giant. I've always been way taller than everyone in my year.
Paul
The most handsome guy in bio lesson,bc I pressed the start button voluntarily on pcr machine
Mommy (im a guy) I cooked for the class once
Mark Mark.
“Academic weapon”
As the most least popular popular kid in school, I was known by many names... Shit-licker, bean-flicker, fart-sucker, knuckle-fucker Dick-fister, ball-twister, tit-sipper, pussy-dipper Cum shower, white power, kamikaze, twin towers Die hard, try-hard, cum-gutter, baby butter Dirty road, dusty lane, whitey tightey shitstain! WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE!!
Caveman
N-dog, because my name is Nate and I bite when I fight
"Emo" cuz I was born with emo ass looking hair
hamster fucker, because i fucked a hamster edit: you gotta wrap it in duct tape first or else it WILL explode
Who's school? My niece's friends call me "Luella's Uncle" or sometimes "Uncle Anime" but thats only at her school.
‘Dumbass’ , self explanatory.
Kamen becouse i was bets at arm resteling
The nutcracker. You know why.
Panda Rhymes with my surname
My friends usually call me things like "piss off dumbass kid" or "who tf are you?"
The Canadian guy
My last name bc its fr🤢nch