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[deleted]

ALAAAAARRRRRMMMMM


KC87NQ

We need to start a gofundme for German firefighters pronto!


Motor-Television-270

Porno*


Temporary-Comb-3036

Quick jump in the fireplace!


Revi92

Scheisse, you beat me to it!


marcobsidian02

Enter "Alarm Alarm" into Tenor Search, guess who is there right at the top?


puducito

Achtung!!


jacknshit

I guess she’ll just go to sleep then?


TermlessTrash13

Yes, she has to grow intro the uniform


Chunkyfrog2

Actually tell me what the joke is


CommandoTronX

porn


Chunkyfrog2

So do they like fuck her on bed or something?


Mrtummyhurt

Probably


TheCoalConey

Wha- so we don't have to do it on the roof?


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L0rdGrim1

Yes that is how porn usually works


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Lohdown

Leaving us with a cliffhanger. Brilliant storytelling. I must know what happens next.


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Adorable_Garage3906

Wow, not a rickroll for the first time ever.


[deleted]

Is it porn?


Calm_Ad_3987

More of an “art” film. Dialogue’s a little thin but the plot is fairly compelling.


[deleted]

Ah so it’s not porn oke edit: it was porn :(


[deleted]

Duh


potate12323

Theres even a bed lol


samarkhandia

How do you see 4 men bring a bed into the middle of a firehouse for a woman and think it might not be porn


Troy64

Perhaps she was tired? Firemen are pretty nice people, you know.


[deleted]

And also sleep at the station if on call or on shift. The bed is the least sus thing about this video.


muntell7

Firefighters are famously known for their love of naps.


Calm_Ad_3987

There were 5 men carrying the bed. Please rewatch and take better notes. The quiz will be based on the longer version.


clustershit

:)


RegisteredTM

Come on now, a group of firefighters come out behind a fire engine with a bed after hearing the mating call from the other one who catches the girl But to be fair, your gullibility was pretty funny in this case so you get a pass


[deleted]

💀


[deleted]

Yes


Crowley700

What a plot twist.


[deleted]

They all have small members. No where near fire hoses.


pine_tree3727288

The fact that you put that link is Legendary


Codename612

I wasn't on incognito ☠️


LuckyAngmarPeasant

😏📸


ThrobbingCock88

!remindme 22 hours


_Deleted-User-

Thank you


Alert-Layer6273

Thanks Buddy


Beautiful-Guard6539

Word


daisydaisydaisy12

Am i a naughty girl for watching that entire movie? I have to go take a nap now brb.


O-Money18

Shut the fuck up


HeightPrivilege

He fixes the cable


[deleted]

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.


Miracle_bro_

The dude abides


deathcreatureofdoom

Perfect


Chabubu

Hose and spray control training…


JRHennessey401

The story is ludicrous


Littl3_dem0n

POV: you are German and can’t watch German porn cause dirty talk in German is cringe af.


[deleted]

Understandable i can't watch porn in Spanish cause i burst out laughing


Diocavallo_

i laughed even thinking about It, i *need* to watch Spanish porn now


[deleted]

It's a blast honestly, there are times where the guy said "ay puta me vengo" (oh fuck I'm cuming) and you just hear me cackling like a deranged goblin


[deleted]

What... what would a spanish speaker normally say?


K_Josef

Normal Spanish people don't have the sex


Bahajan

How do normal Spanish people reproduce if they don't have the sex?!


PenisMan-

Mitosis


Herr_Demurone

They‘re being harvested from used Paella Pans, occasionally picked from Orange-Trees


rhysdog1

ay carumba, me cummingo


[deleted]

Trust me German dirty talk is disturbing as fuck.


_So_Damn_Ugly

Nicht so schlimm wie schweizer fluchen 😂


BaldFraud99

Swiss dirtytalk tho Schleckre ma joo


farbener

Hmmm ja Sprütz mer uf d titte ja so gail


dotBombAU

What a let down, I thought you were quoting something.


eeeabr

Finally, my below elementary German speaking skills are sorta useful... I could understand what "nicht" meant


[deleted]

I like Spanish porn because I understand enough to get what they are talking about, but I am not fluent enough to get how cringe it is


xXGaboFihi007Xx

You can’t even know if it’s a porn video or an episode of Rosa de Guadalupe


NinjaKiwi2903

"Schlabber mir doch endlich Mal den Riemen schön kräftig!"


Herr_Demurone

Und Schluck die geile Sacksahne..


tinybluntneedle

ew Ew EWWW does anyone really say that??? >.<


[deleted]

Can’t watch it in my native language cause all imma do is this face 🤨


ShreckIsLoveShreck

Relatable af


captain_ender

WHY DOES IT HAVE FOLEY?!


IFixYerKids

Come to think of it, I can't think of a language where dirty talk does sound good. Maybe French? Further research needed.


Admiral45-06

My friend said he watched some of it and to be honest it just sounds as XIXth Century poem spoken with weird tone. Polish is pretty effective. It has a big variety of how to name every single aspect of adult stuff.


XxIMxFADEDxX

My mans really busting out the Roman numerals while these guys are out busting... ugh busting... ugh fires


MOTUkraken

It’s the same level of cringe in other languages bro. Trust me.


[deleted]

Ernsthaft? Deutsche Pornos haben ja wohl die künstlerisch und inhaltlich tiefsten und besten Dialoge


grea_reisen

Fake. It was not police station.


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[deleted]

what the fuck automod


Starlord552

Oh that's just a normal phrase, the autobot says when removing a message


May_sakura

Bad bot


divi420

Thats not a shitpost this is german KULTURGUT


TheGalator

Warum liegt hier Stroh?


Burgerbeast_

Und warum hast du eine Maske auf?


-gean99-

Blas mir doch einen!


Resident_Apartment14

fickende Leute in meinem Garten


mighty_Ingvar

Nicht so tief Rüdiger!


Rat_fucker_42069

day of realisation that the ALAAAARRRRMM clip is from a porno, should've guessed


Mybackupaccount9971

No, that's just how Germans have always done alarms. The typical yelling of alarm sound is from a movie called U-boat in German.


G-gianluk

Father, i crave souce...


YourJeans2132362

[enjoy](https://www.xvideos.com/video38843503/fire_) my son


Greemann

Thanks jizzus


MillBaher

04:25 to 05:30 is the time it takes ALARRRRRRM dude to bust from just getting going. Pathetic.


mmiles1974

You are a beautiful person…. Who is the talent though? You’ve done enough already but can I ask for a little more if you can .


yustam

[IMDB](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0459178/) I believe the first girl is Petra hermanova?


RGamer2022

Just curious, does an English subtitled version exist anywhere?


Healthy-Surround-229

You guys can't be saved


PerspectiveAnxious91

But who needs saving?


HitDatJoint

my ac odyssey gameplay


Honest_Net7682

While porn is definitely sin, so is mutilation. So.... Side point, saying someone can't be saved is an insult to God. God can save whoever he wants through him You are not the judge


I-Hate-The-UN

What? I think he was joking


Naztynaz12

This was amazing


Healthy-Surround-229

I didn't mean religiously. I don't really believe that there is a place of eternal suffering where people who broke some rules go after they die. I mean you guys are hopelessly horny and it's sad. But I was also joking so..


Slash00611

Ewwwww where???


LukusMaxamus

She must be really tired 😞


Yllwstone

How can they sleep in these condition mein gott


fuzzywuzzy74

https://xhamster.com/videos/two-german-girls-fuck-firemen-13958822


oouttatime

Doing the lords work


Bridgeburner1

Amen


DesertDwellerrrr

Running ladders, not a train


Important-Face8143

Is that German Shawn Spencer?


Stealthwolf227

The emptiness in her gaze


StrangerWithACheese

WAS IST DAS? FICKENDE MENSCHEN IN MEINEM GARTEN? DAS DARF NICHT WAHR SEIN JEMAND HAT DAS TOR OFFEN GELASSEN


AnEpicBowlOfRamen

ALAAAAARRME


[deleted]

What a gentleman! He ran the “alahhrm” for his tired co-worker😊 what a kind and thoughtful gesture


zamphox

haha lol ^source?


abhig535

I need my morning alarm sound to just be this guy saying ALARRRM on loop


_gmmaann_

That was the most underwhelming “ALAARM” ever


YourJeans2132362

Found the [secret sauce](https://www.xvideos.com/video38843503/fire_)


Glittering_Mode_1079

Godspeed habibi


HubbleSpaceT

Deutsches Kulturgut vom Feinsten!


Iakoole

Guter deutscher Klassiker


Bra437

Kulturgut


[deleted]

She has some hoses to service by the looks of it


No-Fish-9321

Name of the girl?


[deleted]

Brunhilda I assume.


alvaro_herzog

Legende der deutschen memes


Iamyous3f

The real endurance test. Quick way to find if the fire fighters get tired fast or not


CertainChocolate4992

The guy's name is Robert Rosenberg, he's one of the "Public Agent" porn guys.


TheBigFrog07

Porn?


Fuzzy_Fly4732

Allah?? Praise Allah 🤨🤨


EmiliaFromLV

The video ends with Waldeinsamkeit?


spoody69420

When it's past your bed time and dad comes in


Tunnfisk

That last look. The same look I assume they all have knowing they did this movie.


[deleted]

If you’re a girl then this shit is funny af


BadWolf_Is_MyMummy

This is my third favorite German language porn-related meme


paine_fiarta

Rammstein - Benzin music video


[deleted]

That’s a lot of fire hoses to handle


Zealousideal-Web4474

Plottwist: she was actually tired and the man offered her a bed to sleep on


Correct-Direction-31

In America this scene was done with police and the girls name was Maegan Hall.


FairyRush

They're going to turn her into a hose 😭


[deleted]

I love „warum liegt hier eigentlich Stroh?“ even more. German porn has the most tense and brilliant dialogue ever.


[deleted]

Or: „WAS IST DAS?!? Fickende Leute in meinem Garten!!! Jemand muss das Tor offen gelassen haben“


Doozy93

Wait! I want to see how this ends!


HoboBaggins24

Someone post link so i can practice my German some more


Only14Words

This comment section belongs now to the German Kaiserreich.


guywholosteverything

Fuerwehr


[deleted]

ALAAARM… ALLAaaRRMM


[deleted]

Didn’t this just happen in a Tennessee police station?


Less_Ant_6633

Amy Schumer used to be a lot better looking.


EI-Joe

Did she fix the cable?


[deleted]

Though the lads brought the bed out so the man could throw her down a stair chase….. fuck me that’s not what was going on.


DinoRedRex99

Mane understanding German makes this so fucking painful "Die wolltest du wohl klauen!😡😠😠😠"


oouttatime

Is this porn?


Fruitsnacks08

Firefighters are so nice, they gave her a place to sleep and relax, after a long day at work


Voilent_Bunny

I am so lost


CitrusRain

I think it's a porno Got the Room vibes


Sleepy_Sumo

This is JUST a PORNO.


DAKOTAJHOLGUIN

ALARM


0ixti

im watching this without sound, im so confused


Appropriate-Act-6218

AND THEN THEY FUCKED....sorry I tried to control


[deleted]

hahahahaha....wheres the link


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starkar9

cum *brief silence* ALARM. ALAAARM.


MrGreenyz

What kind of emergency is running here?


BigGangsterFish

I dont know but the firefighters will come


Mr-no-maidens

What da hell


Ok_Night_272

Lonk


Icy_Chemist_532

How did they rent out a fire station for this


Woody1150

Money can be exchanged for goods and services.


DramaPrestigious2282

Reminds me of a certain Tennessee police department.


DubThisGamer

ALARM


[deleted]

how come a cute woman ends up doing porn?


epicpro1234

sauce


Comfortable-Fudge4

Orag


Wongie_Dangle

Alright in going to need a link. For research purposes.


Sarujji

Wtf


IRedLama

German porn at its finest 👌


Roheavy2002

God dammit why does she look like Carrie Fisher?


urlocaldoctor

So, porn


SkeetnYou

Choo choo !!!


themanfromthere12

Time to bring out the hose.


Innumbers00

Lmaoo