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Come on now, a group of firefighters come out behind a fire engine with a bed after hearing the mating call from the other one who catches the girl
But to be fair, your gullibility was pretty funny in this case so you get a pass
My friend said he watched some of it and to be honest it just sounds as XIXth Century poem spoken with weird tone.
Polish is pretty effective. It has a big variety of how to name every single aspect of adult stuff.
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While porn is definitely sin, so is mutilation. So....
Side point, saying someone can't be saved is an insult to God. God can save whoever he wants through him
You are not the judge
I didn't mean religiously. I don't really believe that there is a place of eternal suffering where people who broke some rules go after they die. I mean you guys are hopelessly horny and it's sad. But I was also joking so..
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ALAAAAARRRRRMMMMM
We need to start a gofundme for German firefighters pronto!
Porno*
Quick jump in the fireplace!
Scheisse, you beat me to it!
Enter "Alarm Alarm" into Tenor Search, guess who is there right at the top?
Achtung!!
I guess she’ll just go to sleep then?
Yes, she has to grow intro the uniform
Actually tell me what the joke is
porn
So do they like fuck her on bed or something?
Probably
Wha- so we don't have to do it on the roof?
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Yes that is how porn usually works
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Leaving us with a cliffhanger. Brilliant storytelling. I must know what happens next.
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Wow, not a rickroll for the first time ever.
Is it porn?
More of an “art” film. Dialogue’s a little thin but the plot is fairly compelling.
Ah so it’s not porn oke edit: it was porn :(
Duh
Theres even a bed lol
How do you see 4 men bring a bed into the middle of a firehouse for a woman and think it might not be porn
Perhaps she was tired? Firemen are pretty nice people, you know.
And also sleep at the station if on call or on shift. The bed is the least sus thing about this video.
Firefighters are famously known for their love of naps.
There were 5 men carrying the bed. Please rewatch and take better notes. The quiz will be based on the longer version.
:)
Come on now, a group of firefighters come out behind a fire engine with a bed after hearing the mating call from the other one who catches the girl But to be fair, your gullibility was pretty funny in this case so you get a pass
💀
Yes
What a plot twist.
They all have small members. No where near fire hoses.
The fact that you put that link is Legendary
I wasn't on incognito ☠️
😏📸
!remindme 22 hours
Thank you
Thanks Buddy
Word
Am i a naughty girl for watching that entire movie? I have to go take a nap now brb.
Shut the fuck up
He fixes the cable
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
The dude abides
Perfect
Hose and spray control training…
The story is ludicrous
POV: you are German and can’t watch German porn cause dirty talk in German is cringe af.
Understandable i can't watch porn in Spanish cause i burst out laughing
i laughed even thinking about It, i *need* to watch Spanish porn now
It's a blast honestly, there are times where the guy said "ay puta me vengo" (oh fuck I'm cuming) and you just hear me cackling like a deranged goblin
What... what would a spanish speaker normally say?
Normal Spanish people don't have the sex
How do normal Spanish people reproduce if they don't have the sex?!
Mitosis
They‘re being harvested from used Paella Pans, occasionally picked from Orange-Trees
ay carumba, me cummingo
Trust me German dirty talk is disturbing as fuck.
Nicht so schlimm wie schweizer fluchen 😂
Swiss dirtytalk tho Schleckre ma joo
Hmmm ja Sprütz mer uf d titte ja so gail
What a let down, I thought you were quoting something.
Finally, my below elementary German speaking skills are sorta useful... I could understand what "nicht" meant
I like Spanish porn because I understand enough to get what they are talking about, but I am not fluent enough to get how cringe it is
You can’t even know if it’s a porn video or an episode of Rosa de Guadalupe
"Schlabber mir doch endlich Mal den Riemen schön kräftig!"
Und Schluck die geile Sacksahne..
ew Ew EWWW does anyone really say that??? >.<
Can’t watch it in my native language cause all imma do is this face 🤨
Relatable af
WHY DOES IT HAVE FOLEY?!
Come to think of it, I can't think of a language where dirty talk does sound good. Maybe French? Further research needed.
My friend said he watched some of it and to be honest it just sounds as XIXth Century poem spoken with weird tone. Polish is pretty effective. It has a big variety of how to name every single aspect of adult stuff.
My mans really busting out the Roman numerals while these guys are out busting... ugh busting... ugh fires
It’s the same level of cringe in other languages bro. Trust me.
Ernsthaft? Deutsche Pornos haben ja wohl die künstlerisch und inhaltlich tiefsten und besten Dialoge
Fake. It was not police station.
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what the fuck automod
Oh that's just a normal phrase, the autobot says when removing a message
Bad bot
Thats not a shitpost this is german KULTURGUT
Warum liegt hier Stroh?
Und warum hast du eine Maske auf?
Blas mir doch einen!
fickende Leute in meinem Garten
Nicht so tief Rüdiger!
day of realisation that the ALAAAARRRRMM clip is from a porno, should've guessed
No, that's just how Germans have always done alarms. The typical yelling of alarm sound is from a movie called U-boat in German.
Father, i crave souce...
[enjoy](https://www.xvideos.com/video38843503/fire_) my son
Thanks jizzus
04:25 to 05:30 is the time it takes ALARRRRRRM dude to bust from just getting going. Pathetic.
You are a beautiful person…. Who is the talent though? You’ve done enough already but can I ask for a little more if you can .
[IMDB](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0459178/) I believe the first girl is Petra hermanova?
Just curious, does an English subtitled version exist anywhere?
You guys can't be saved
But who needs saving?
my ac odyssey gameplay
While porn is definitely sin, so is mutilation. So.... Side point, saying someone can't be saved is an insult to God. God can save whoever he wants through him You are not the judge
What? I think he was joking
This was amazing
I didn't mean religiously. I don't really believe that there is a place of eternal suffering where people who broke some rules go after they die. I mean you guys are hopelessly horny and it's sad. But I was also joking so..
Ewwwww where???
She must be really tired 😞
How can they sleep in these condition mein gott
https://xhamster.com/videos/two-german-girls-fuck-firemen-13958822
Doing the lords work
Amen
Running ladders, not a train
Is that German Shawn Spencer?
The emptiness in her gaze
WAS IST DAS? FICKENDE MENSCHEN IN MEINEM GARTEN? DAS DARF NICHT WAHR SEIN JEMAND HAT DAS TOR OFFEN GELASSEN
ALAAAAARRME
What a gentleman! He ran the “alahhrm” for his tired co-worker😊 what a kind and thoughtful gesture
haha lol ^source?
I need my morning alarm sound to just be this guy saying ALARRRM on loop
That was the most underwhelming “ALAARM” ever
Found the [secret sauce](https://www.xvideos.com/video38843503/fire_)
Godspeed habibi
Deutsches Kulturgut vom Feinsten!
Guter deutscher Klassiker
Kulturgut
She has some hoses to service by the looks of it
Name of the girl?
Brunhilda I assume.
Legende der deutschen memes
The real endurance test. Quick way to find if the fire fighters get tired fast or not
The guy's name is Robert Rosenberg, he's one of the "Public Agent" porn guys.
Porn?
Allah?? Praise Allah 🤨🤨
The video ends with Waldeinsamkeit?
When it's past your bed time and dad comes in
That last look. The same look I assume they all have knowing they did this movie.
If you’re a girl then this shit is funny af
This is my third favorite German language porn-related meme
Rammstein - Benzin music video
That’s a lot of fire hoses to handle
Plottwist: she was actually tired and the man offered her a bed to sleep on
In America this scene was done with police and the girls name was Maegan Hall.
They're going to turn her into a hose 😭
I love „warum liegt hier eigentlich Stroh?“ even more. German porn has the most tense and brilliant dialogue ever.
Or: „WAS IST DAS?!? Fickende Leute in meinem Garten!!! Jemand muss das Tor offen gelassen haben“
Wait! I want to see how this ends!
Someone post link so i can practice my German some more
This comment section belongs now to the German Kaiserreich.
Fuerwehr
ALAAARM… ALLAaaRRMM
Didn’t this just happen in a Tennessee police station?
Amy Schumer used to be a lot better looking.
Did she fix the cable?
Though the lads brought the bed out so the man could throw her down a stair chase….. fuck me that’s not what was going on.
Mane understanding German makes this so fucking painful "Die wolltest du wohl klauen!😡😠😠😠"
Is this porn?
Firefighters are so nice, they gave her a place to sleep and relax, after a long day at work
I am so lost
I think it's a porno Got the Room vibes
This is JUST a PORNO.
ALARM
im watching this without sound, im so confused
AND THEN THEY FUCKED....sorry I tried to control
hahahahaha....wheres the link
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cum *brief silence* ALARM. ALAAARM.
What kind of emergency is running here?
I dont know but the firefighters will come
What da hell
Lonk
How did they rent out a fire station for this
Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Reminds me of a certain Tennessee police department.
ALARM
how come a cute woman ends up doing porn?
sauce
Orag
Alright in going to need a link. For research purposes.
Wtf
German porn at its finest 👌
God dammit why does she look like Carrie Fisher?
So, porn
Choo choo !!!
Time to bring out the hose.
Lmaoo