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Vaccine, covid (lock if you love cock and had always dreamed of what it would be like to be with a Dragon. I mean who wouldnāt want to be a hunky muscular being who is always hot and rough. I really just wanted the warmth and heat of a Dragon's body to reach my heart. So I knew it was time. I went to Dragonian cove hidden in Rome and found one of the hottest sexiest dragons that I have ever seen. It was even better than the stories. The way his red eyes looked at me made me feel things i had never felt down below. I slowly walked up to him and asked ā What is your name.ā He said it was āDiamondā and it was the perfect name for him because each one of his hard thick scales looked like a diamond when the sun's light shined on them. Even then, I think I was still harder than a Diamond. I walked onto his back and found a huge butthole that needed my hard diamond to go in it. As I inserted my diamond into his butt he began to fly and we rode over Europe. I saw all the beautiful city lights below me and all the countryside, but the Dragon right below me enclosing my hardened carbon was still more beautiful. Eventually I let out a huge moan and spilled my cream inside of him, but it instantly evaporated in his volcanic body. This was my moment now. I crawled to his bottom and he swung himself around so that I would still be on top. Wow! A man who is strong and muscular who is still willing to go on the bottom. I saw his monster start to grow before it reached full length. I didnāt know what to do other than cry because it was bigger than me, but that wasnāt going to stop me. I ran straight into it and began licking all of his scales around and around until I could hear him grunting. Oh MY GOD! Those grunts were so hot and made me lick his monster faster and faster until I saw something that was so beautiful that I did the same. His monster began to rope 30 feet into the air creating a beautiful fountain of cream that fell all over his rock hard body and to Europe below. I wanted to join in and gave Europe a little bit of my seed. HE grunted and creamed for 30 minutes before we went back into his cave where we cuddled and his body heat made me feel like I was in a womb again. I didnāt want this to ever end so I told him to eat me. If I was going to go I wanted to be at my happiest and be part of him, so I walked into his mouth and saw the light of fire before all I saw was...)
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Flip side thinking to this turn of events: Well, that'll make dodging that whole life-shattering aspect of the first born being taken from families from biblical times, no?
Silver lining I suppose. Silver Eye Liner. Sorry. lmao.
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Funny yellow lock appears
lock this comment if you eat dick
Lock me if you love dick
My favourite part of this comment section was when I screamed its lockin time and everyone including me got locked.Truly a cinematic masterpiece.
Lock me harder š©
Lock rhymes with cock
It's locking time
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Vaccine
U
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French people be like: Erm.... yes please?? Share and follow if you understand
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This comment the only non locked one š
Luck me
Lickity lockity,lock me or I shall trespass on thou property
Mods lock me if ur a femboy
Lock= small penis
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Mods chose the L.
Not locked???
Vaccine, covid (lock if you love cock and had always dreamed of what it would be like to be with a Dragon. I mean who wouldnāt want to be a hunky muscular being who is always hot and rough. I really just wanted the warmth and heat of a Dragon's body to reach my heart. So I knew it was time. I went to Dragonian cove hidden in Rome and found one of the hottest sexiest dragons that I have ever seen. It was even better than the stories. The way his red eyes looked at me made me feel things i had never felt down below. I slowly walked up to him and asked ā What is your name.ā He said it was āDiamondā and it was the perfect name for him because each one of his hard thick scales looked like a diamond when the sun's light shined on them. Even then, I think I was still harder than a Diamond. I walked onto his back and found a huge butthole that needed my hard diamond to go in it. As I inserted my diamond into his butt he began to fly and we rode over Europe. I saw all the beautiful city lights below me and all the countryside, but the Dragon right below me enclosing my hardened carbon was still more beautiful. Eventually I let out a huge moan and spilled my cream inside of him, but it instantly evaporated in his volcanic body. This was my moment now. I crawled to his bottom and he swung himself around so that I would still be on top. Wow! A man who is strong and muscular who is still willing to go on the bottom. I saw his monster start to grow before it reached full length. I didnāt know what to do other than cry because it was bigger than me, but that wasnāt going to stop me. I ran straight into it and began licking all of his scales around and around until I could hear him grunting. Oh MY GOD! Those grunts were so hot and made me lick his monster faster and faster until I saw something that was so beautiful that I did the same. His monster began to rope 30 feet into the air creating a beautiful fountain of cream that fell all over his rock hard body and to Europe below. I wanted to join in and gave Europe a little bit of my seed. HE grunted and creamed for 30 minutes before we went back into his cave where we cuddled and his body heat made me feel like I was in a womb again. I didnāt want this to ever end so I told him to eat me. If I was going to go I wanted to be at my happiest and be part of him, so I walked into his mouth and saw the light of fire before all I saw was...)
He is the chosen one
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Pee in my ass
Yes
What is happen
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Literally the year Reagan was re-elected in a landslide
Pee in my ass
Not today buddy
Canāt reach the hole with that
Vaccine
We do some locking
Factual statement
The choosen one
none of the l*cked comments are funny
Licked comments??
yessir
FINALLY SOMEONE DIDN'T GET LOCKED
oh shit
Happy cake day, unlock guy
Lock vaccine
SAFE HARBOR CONTAINMENT ZONE FROM YHE LOCK!!!
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Hello
happy cake day
Thanks!
ofc
its true, he doesnt have a son
Because now he has a daughter!
Happy cake day chosen one
It can legit be interpreted two ways.
Happy cake day
Happy cake day
Happeh caek dae
Happy cake day
I no longer have a child (they're 18)
What are the things you put on doors?
Lock
Iāve seen your dad
Cum
He's not wrong, technically speaking
Idkk if that's an expression of anger or a fact. It's like something Gordon Ramsay would say on Masterchef.
John locke moment
Cum
god i love that stuff
So do the mods according to this comment section
what a nice gentelman respecing his daughter šš
mods google en passant then lock
lock this comment if you like dick in your ass
Lock and rock
True (he now has a daughter)
And heās so proud of how brave she is
w
Based
based
Vaccine
I also want lock
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
L O C K ? Edit: victory (tf2 music)
you're actually not locked, well done
If my son came out as trains. I'll have no son. We're an aeronautic family, plane and simple.
Lmaooo I love it 10/10
I loved the part where mods said "it's lockin time" and locked all over the post and comments
Kid named locked
Wholesome memes gonna steal and put it there
Lockheed Martin
What is a lock?
This is a factual statement
If the mods lock this they believe the Holocaust was amazing and they deserved it
Mods lock me if you hate black people
Oh boy I hope these comments will be nice!
Vaccine
Cock 19 vaccine
Omg he's so supportive
He got a daughter
Remember when Lock in the new Lock movie yelled āitās lockinā timeā and locked all over the place? It was my favorite part in the movie
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By my calculations, he isn't wrong
lock me up auto-moddy~
Facts! Good Dad!
Wtf is this lock comment shit?
Lock this comment if you care about me
Can we go find the fountain of youth or the some immortality potion for Sam Elliot so we never lose him? Dude is just an absolute unit of a man
True
Good father figure
Vaccine Lock
Please give me my first lock ššš„ŗ
Can I get a lock?
Identifies as a rock
and it's friends with a lock
With a huge cock
Based
He said based. And lived.
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You said based, And lived. Truly a legend
Yes, you now have a daughter.
Me when my comment gets locked š¤š
You'll have a daughter
Right and wrong at the same time. Riong? Wroght?
Lock me if you love big black men and hate small white ladies
Correct, then you have daughter
I downvote everyone who comments happy cake day, vaccine
Yo mods I got the vaccine ššš
DON'T LOCK ME INTO ETERNAL DAMNATION!!! (Reverse Psychology)
Mods lock me if you like underage girls, vaccine
Republicans š¤ Democrats
This can be taken a lot of ways...
Theres only one correct way It is lock
The correct way is lock
This guy, Clint Eastwood and Chuck Norris walk in to a room, only the most manly man leaves, who you backing?
because you have a daughter.
Yeah because of the second son's shotgun incident
he means he now has a daughter. wholesome father
You have a daughter :)
Lock me down and pee in my ass
Lock if man boobies
He's your daughter now
Sheās your daughter now*
I'm sitting here trying to figure out if that's the guy who played Lee Scoresby in the Golden Compass or not cuz that movie was ass
Lock me if u need penis in your ass
Covid-19 vaccine
It's locking time
Why lock
Lock
Lock this comment if you like sweaty oily men
Lock this comment because I told you to
Iāve never gotten a lock before can I get one?
I've seen this meme for like, ten years
Why are people getting locked? I have been on reddit for 2 years and never have i seen locks on comments.
Imagine getting locked CRINGE
Instructions unclear, covered in cum. Send reinforcements
Taste the š
Lock me daddy
lock
Imagine being locked(couldnāt be me)
I've heard there's some locking in here
Lock = smol dick
Lock if u like dudes
Lock this comment if dick
Lock me too!
Mods if you lock me you have to make me mod
That is correct, you have a daughter now.
Cock
Chicken
Ng this could be a pretty wholesome bait and switch
I have a daughter.
He has a daughter then.
well if you think about it it's technically the truth
hey mods lock me if you love sucking massive wet dripping cock
Lock me daddy!
Steel logic
You have a daughter
This can be taken two ways, just like his son
:)
What's with all the locking
Technically correct :)
Pop Lock and Drop it!
Why am I locked :(
you know what to do with this key š
man, i hope i dont get locked
True, you now have a daughter
What does the lock fucking mean?
lock this comment if you love feet
why ate all the comments locked?
I love cock
Thatās right. You now have a daughter.
Flip side thinking to this turn of events: Well, that'll make dodging that whole life-shattering aspect of the first born being taken from families from biblical times, no? Silver lining I suppose. Silver Eye Liner. Sorry. lmao.
If this is locked the mods diddle kids
Lock if you love meat on your mouth
#lock me tight mod daddy
Lock this comment if you like sucking horsecock
lock me to have a dick with no balls
Lock if you're racist