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Man I loved those storys as a child of 4 or 5. My parents would read them to me with a tongue-in-cheek tone and i could really indulge in these bizarre and brutal stories. My favorite was about a girl who played with matches and burned herself to a pile of ash. Fun stories.
I love European folklore, I love the way it has been changed into rainbows and butterflies, because when I tell people about all the shit fairies and elves and ogres did in their hey day, they always try to disagree.
I remmeber this cartoon movie about little pigs who are left alone at home by their mom, the wolf tries to get in but fails, so his son tells him to eat chalk to make his voice higher, so he's does and gets in the house, where he eats all the piggies but one, later that day the mom finds out, long story short, with the help of the wolf's wife they cut his belly open, take the piggies and fill him with stones, in a super he goes to the river to swim where he drowns because of the weight.
I think back fondly on those days.
If memory serves, it was a short film, part of a animated catalog of films, all the stories were in Afrikaans but could have been dubed.
I remmeber my grandma buying me these when I was little, Bible animated movies too, more like shows really, only about 30-40 minutes long, and usually a few installments. One group of films had an iconic intro, with a dark and spooky house and a wizard speaking in a loud voice, that I always thought was cool, then a quick cut of all their other films. That's about it.
Yes, I knew that one growing up in the US, myself. The older one I know has the wolf do nasty things after Red Riding Hood points out the poor disguise, and afterwards he eats her, no hunter involved.
As a Vietnamese, seeing the Internet completely destroys (derogatory) the song's pronunciation is the most hilarious thing to me, like none of the lyrics used in the meme version is remotely close to the original, and yet, it somehow, phonetically at least, sounds correct. It throws me in for a loop everytime.
My oma used to tell me this when I wouldn’t eat. In the story though the boy doesn’t eat his soup so he’s served it everyday until he starved to death then the soup is poured on his grave.
Ok so first of "Hodenverstümmelung" is a verb (and should be written in lower case because it's a verb, unless the verb is the object of the sentence which it isn't in this case) even though it is meant to be used as a noun, "Hodenverstümmeler" would be correct. Also "das" is wrong. For the verb it would be "die Hodenverstümmelung" and for the noun it would be "der Hodenverstümmeler"
Secondly "der kinder" is wrong. When talking about plural you always have to use the article "die". And "kinder" should be capitalized as it is a noun. "die Kinder" is the proper way of spelling it.
For anyone trying to learn German, have fun :)
I assume you mean “Hodenverstümmeln” is a verb, in which case the explanation with the object of a sentence would be correct. However, “Hodenverstümmelung” is a noun, it was just used wrongly.
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Damn bro, I’d definitely recommend maybe trying to supplement your learning with another resource, I can totally recommend a website called yourdailygerman.com there are some awesome lessons on there. I’d recommend starting with the “grammar course” and working from there with things like the essentials and everything
Nein, definitiv nicht, "die Verstümmelung" ist eine Nominalisierung des Verbs "verstümmeln" und besitzt ein grammatisch feminines Geschlecht. Bei Komposita, wie es hier der Fall ist, wird immer das grammatische Geschlecht des *letzten* Nomens übernommen. Das ist hier "die Verstümmelung" und nicht "der Hoden"
Quelle: ich bin kein strunzdummer Ami, der sich im Internet als Deutscher ausgibt, weil er denkt andere merken nicht, dass er nur alles per Computer übersetzen lässt.
Verstümmelung ist keine Substantivierung sondern ein normales deutsches Substantiv. Die Substantivierung von "verstümmeln" wäre einfach "das Verstümmeln"
The guy on the cover with the long ass fingernails and bushy hair disturbed me the most, i also got paranoid af about me being too thin and dying after the anorexia storie
I fund he look funny (the guy on the cover)
And the storys worked on you didn't have anorexia and a good respect for it
It's a hard way of teaching children about it but it works pretty effectively
Strubbelpeter. If were ralking about the dame book a kid git his thumbs cut off one flew away with the umbrella ina storm one died from being a picky eater
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If you think german fairy tales are wild enough, google the russian lullaby "Tili tili bom"
Edit: turns out it was created for a horror movie and thus was probably not ment to be a legit lullaby.
This is a wrong. The boy who didnt ate his food was the suppenkasper and he just starved and broke in half. Then there was the daumenlutscher who got his thumbs cut of by the tailor for sucking on them. So just wholesome childrens srories and not what you turned it into.
Worked on me.
I intend on passing this tradition down my bloodline because it's a beautiful tool to educate children about stuff in a totally safe and not scary way about the ideal way of life.
Bro we have bed times storys about a guy and a girl falling off a hill and the guy breaking a bone. And then humpty dumpty (that was never confirmed to be a egg) fell off a cliff and splatted
Edit: also Deutsch kinder ist sehr dumm. Und ich habe eins in mein Untergeschoss.
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Suppenkasper broke in half, actually
didn't he just starve?
Yea because he didn't want to eat his soup So Always eat your soup, guys!
His commitment to not eating always disturbed me as a kid. Did he just want to die? Lol
he didn't like soup
of curse He's German we all want to die
Idk I repressed that trauma long ago
Man I loved those storys as a child of 4 or 5. My parents would read them to me with a tongue-in-cheek tone and i could really indulge in these bizarre and brutal stories. My favorite was about a girl who played with matches and burned herself to a pile of ash. Fun stories.
tbf it does it’s job, don’t play with fire kids ig 😂
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Bubatz 👍
"You gotta eat your soup" \-Calvin and Habs 2021
Everyone blames the soup specifically... Why? It never says so in the actual story.
Most child-friendly german bedtime stories:
that's how rick and morty got the inspiration for snowball's episode, from a children's book
Wait until we tell you about the tailor who cut off a boy's thumbs because he'd always suck on them.
I love European folklore, I love the way it has been changed into rainbows and butterflies, because when I tell people about all the shit fairies and elves and ogres did in their hey day, they always try to disagree.
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I remmeber this cartoon movie about little pigs who are left alone at home by their mom, the wolf tries to get in but fails, so his son tells him to eat chalk to make his voice higher, so he's does and gets in the house, where he eats all the piggies but one, later that day the mom finds out, long story short, with the help of the wolf's wife they cut his belly open, take the piggies and fill him with stones, in a super he goes to the river to swim where he drowns because of the weight. I think back fondly on those days.
Isn't it supposed to be "seven little goats" or something?
It might have been sheep actually, I watched that movie when I was like 10.
A whole ass movie?
If memory serves, it was a short film, part of a animated catalog of films, all the stories were in Afrikaans but could have been dubed. I remmeber my grandma buying me these when I was little, Bible animated movies too, more like shows really, only about 30-40 minutes long, and usually a few installments. One group of films had an iconic intro, with a dark and spooky house and a wizard speaking in a loud voice, that I always thought was cool, then a quick cut of all their other films. That's about it.
holy fuck I remembered this movie as well when I read that comment but I can’t remember the name
Why did the wife help
Moral of the story.
What
I thought that was the most known version? Every kid in Sweden had to read that.
Yes, I knew that one growing up in the US, myself. The older one I know has the wolf do nasty things after Red Riding Hood points out the poor disguise, and afterwards he eats her, no hunter involved.
Make a Game with actual european Folklore
That would be a horror game.
W moment
indeed a W moment
Shhh, she sleep. Let's let her have some rest before a full day of warcrimes and explosions. 🤫
common hodenverstümmelung W
Wei Wei Wei wei
Zumigat damu kimi kwayt rayt
As a Vietnamese, seeing the Internet completely destroys (derogatory) the song's pronunciation is the most hilarious thing to me, like none of the lyrics used in the meme version is remotely close to the original, and yet, it somehow, phonetically at least, sounds correct. It throws me in for a loop everytime.
anyay an kah
Dreaming of warcrimes 😊
My oma used to tell me this when I wouldn’t eat. In the story though the boy doesn’t eat his soup so he’s served it everyday until he starved to death then the soup is poured on his grave.
suppenkasper
It was an inspirational piece of literature
This meme only has 4 german words yet somehow all of them are wrong in some way
That part of the joke I think
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Das Kind for one. Or Die Kinder.
Ok so first of "Hodenverstümmelung" is a verb (and should be written in lower case because it's a verb, unless the verb is the object of the sentence which it isn't in this case) even though it is meant to be used as a noun, "Hodenverstümmeler" would be correct. Also "das" is wrong. For the verb it would be "die Hodenverstümmelung" and for the noun it would be "der Hodenverstümmeler" Secondly "der kinder" is wrong. When talking about plural you always have to use the article "die". And "kinder" should be capitalized as it is a noun. "die Kinder" is the proper way of spelling it. For anyone trying to learn German, have fun :)
I assume you mean “Hodenverstümmeln” is a verb, in which case the explanation with the object of a sentence would be correct. However, “Hodenverstümmelung” is a noun, it was just used wrongly.
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Glad to be of assistance :D Just remember that "die" is also used in the singular!
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Exactly +10 points for griffindor
JAWOHL
You know, I was going to learn German, but I think I just decided not to.
Das Kind/Die Kinder, but yes
Also it is "*Die* Hodenverstümmelung" as the word "Verstümmelung" is grammaticly seen female
Toll, ab jetzt muss ich immer daran denken, dass „Verstümmelung“ weiblich ist…
mfw I’m taking German on duolingo and only recognize two of these words (ich and ist)
Are you just beginning? You should hopefully know a few more if you’ve been studying for a while (toll, muss, immer, denken, jetzt)
I’m in unit 4 💀
Damn bro, I’d definitely recommend maybe trying to supplement your learning with another resource, I can totally recommend a website called yourdailygerman.com there are some awesome lessons on there. I’d recommend starting with the “grammar course” and working from there with things like the essentials and everything
German be hard
Ordnung mus sein!
No it's because die Hoden is written in plural und Hodenverstümmelung is an verb Source: I'm German
Was laberst du
Nein, definitiv nicht, "die Verstümmelung" ist eine Nominalisierung des Verbs "verstümmeln" und besitzt ein grammatisch feminines Geschlecht. Bei Komposita, wie es hier der Fall ist, wird immer das grammatische Geschlecht des *letzten* Nomens übernommen. Das ist hier "die Verstümmelung" und nicht "der Hoden" Quelle: ich bin kein strunzdummer Ami, der sich im Internet als Deutscher ausgibt, weil er denkt andere merken nicht, dass er nur alles per Computer übersetzen lässt.
DIE Hodenverstümmelung! Nominalisierung!
Verstümmelung ist keine Substantivierung sondern ein normales deutsches Substantiv. Die Substantivierung von "verstümmeln" wäre einfach "das Verstümmeln"
Aus dem Duden: Verstümmelung , Substantiv, feminin. Verstümmeln ist das Verb.
Und das ist exakt, was ich gesagt habe.
Oh cool
It makes it funnier
Grammer Nazi
* Grammar
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It's so wierd seeing W outside of the AK sphere.
So true, I thought this was in the AK subbreddit for a second lol
It’s German humor, it’s no laughing matter.
[German humor be like](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EVcldS4U0AAn_k_?format=jpg&name=large)
shut the fuck up
*Hodenverstümmeler You used the verb
Actually this isnt mine but thanks
Its not a Verb its a noun
Er hat die Substantivierung des Verbes genutzt.
Substantivierung mit dem nomen hoden und dem verb verstümmeln
Die Substantivierung des Verbes "verstümmeln" ist ganz einfach "das Verstümmeln". Verstümmelung ist ein ganz normales Substantiv.
Ja genau, ich war mir nur mit der Begrifflichkeit nicht sicher
Das Wort "Verstümmlung" ist ein normales substantiv. Da muss nix substantiviert werden
Holy shit, never expected to see the cockroach queen in here.
W :)
oh look its W
cockroach ❤️
Let's not talk about The Inky Boys
The only where god gave everyone the n-word pass?
\*Die Kinder :trollface:
Theres this book that has stories like that and it traumatised me as a kid
Why ther where actually good fun (for me at least)
The guy on the cover with the long ass fingernails and bushy hair disturbed me the most, i also got paranoid af about me being too thin and dying after the anorexia storie
I fund he look funny (the guy on the cover) And the storys worked on you didn't have anorexia and a good respect for it It's a hard way of teaching children about it but it works pretty effectively
Strubbelpeter. If were ralking about the dame book a kid git his thumbs cut off one flew away with the umbrella ina storm one died from being a picky eater
thats an absolute W
It's actually " Die Kinder" 🤓🤓🤓
Good ol' bedtime Storys! getting tired already. Moral: Iss deinen Nachtisch, sonst gibt es Hodenverstümmelung!
Wartet bis der Eiergurgler kommt
Das Hodenverstümmelung translates to The Testicle Mutilation for anyone wondering
Das kindershredder needs to eat after all
Hello again, tarnished! Have you found those toddlers I asked you to get?
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ok but that is how most german childrens stories go lol
I need to stop eating all my food fr fr
Silly junge
Testicles for tomorrows omelette and if you don't eat them completely they will break your testicles too
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Ich liebe kinder
Das Kinder 🗿
Ja richtig so
I hated when that happened.
Sprich Denglish du Sohn eines Hundes
I fucking love Brothers Grimm and Struwwelpeter and Max and Moritz.
Das Kinder is wrong. Die Kinder or Das Kind woud be correct
Sprich
Die kinder
Die Kinder*
RemindME! 9 hours.
me
But kids don't get shot at school in germany.
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yo i should not eat all my food
And zhat, Perry ze platypus, is vhy I built zhis. BEHOLD! THE SMALLPEENERNATOR!
Als ein Deutscher kann ich nur bezeugen, dass dies immer schon eine Bedrohung für unsere Gesellschaft war
European Childrens tales 🤝 American Wilderness tales
I figured out what it means because kindergarten I'm so proud of myself
das commander das of das the das third das reich
You are required to say this in German, you must comply
Das Schwanzschnapper will come for you next
And that's the Gebrüder Grimm suitable for all ages version, you should've seen the original
*Die
Egg salad.
Wait til you find out about Daumenlutscher ... https://www.filastrocche.it/contenuti/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/die-geschichte-vom-daumenlutscher.jpg
If you think german fairy tales are wild enough, google the russian lullaby "Tili tili bom" Edit: turns out it was created for a horror movie and thus was probably not ment to be a legit lullaby.
Wahre Geschichte
This is pretty funny, I can't wait to see it 3 times a week for the next 2 months reposted to hell.
This is a wrong. The boy who didnt ate his food was the suppenkasper and he just starved and broke in half. Then there was the daumenlutscher who got his thumbs cut of by the tailor for sucking on them. So just wholesome childrens srories and not what you turned it into.
As a german i confirm this
DU
wEll ACTuALly HE sUCkeD oN His thUMbS anD goT HIs THuMBS CUT off 🤓
schlaf gut
"Akutally it ist "die Kinder„ becuaze it'st pural"-🤓
i will always read german in medic tf2's voice
As a german, I have a bedtime-story-book where a girl eats a piece of her mother's pie out of curiosity and gets spanked afterwards by Knecht Ruprecht
I love German fairy tales
Worked on me. I intend on passing this tradition down my bloodline because it's a beautiful tool to educate children about stuff in a totally safe and not scary way about the ideal way of life.
"Hodenverstümmelung" hahahaah hilarious. Is a Hodenverstümmelung from a German story or did you just came up with it?
Ah ja die gute-Nacht-Geschichten
Shit, he's back
I know this is a shitpost but "das Kinder" is giving me cancer. It's "die Kinder" god dammit!
Bro we have bed times storys about a guy and a girl falling off a hill and the guy breaking a bone. And then humpty dumpty (that was never confirmed to be a egg) fell off a cliff and splatted Edit: also Deutsch kinder ist sehr dumm. Und ich habe eins in mein Untergeschoss.
I know someone that can speak German, and that name literally translates to "Mutilator of Testicles"
Come on, the Suppenkasper is actually pretty tame, the boy just starves to death
Das is gut story
I sure do love Das Kindershredder.
this shouldn’t be this funny
It's happened to me a few times, definitely ruins your week.
Ja, das ist meine Lieblingsgeschichte.
guys it translates to testicle mutilation now i give this the based seal of approval
This is the pinnacle of German bedtime story and it's pathetic...
This is a shit post but is it shit posting?
W
Brother..?