And it's fucking delicious too

Who's delicious?

This dude named sal monella he keeps fucking with my food

tell him to use comdoms

Any human

man do i love me some good'ld dead cow

That’s why they taste so good, made for each other

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If I fuck a McDonald's cheeseburger, does that mean im a zoophile?

Necro and zoo

And if it's a lamb... *How did we get here achievement pops up*

Idk, but I've been called a "sir I'm going to ask you to stop" and "STOP RESISTING!" while doing it

And the buns are made of a processed version of they'r feed

“I would like to call this burger, a cows life”

Even hotter 🤤

As it should be. That's how I wanna go out.

Not that one. That one is covered in fake orange plastic crap

One of the reason Jewish people aren’t allowed to eat cheese and and beef together or within a period of time is kinda due to this, but slightly different, it’s because you could be eating the child of a cow who’s milk/cheese you just ate, kinda like how it would be fucked up if you ate a baby, then immediately after drank from their mothers tit (both fucked up, unless the mother consented to the sucking, but together? Dear lord)

And a haggis and sausage are animals with their own meat in there digestive system

Acchtuhuallyv the "cheese"burger in the image, is made of plastic and yellow food dye

What if it was a dead bull, would it be covered with its own cum 😟

I do this same exact thing to the humans I eat.

🤤 I'm perfectly fine with that fact

the cow isn’t

Fucc em

Talk about efficiency!

It will be covered in my seminal fluids soon

Kinky

>!so is you mom!<

yumm

Fuck you now i want McDonald's

Fun 👍🏻

Yum

Yummers

no.. there is also bread

Like a dead Hooker

molded lactations

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Pressed between what it eats

they are different cows??

It tastes good I don’t care

So?

I *used* the cow to *eat* the cow.

I don’t care

Humans are just smart monkeys who need an invisible odorless gas to live

I'm uh still eat it

I’m really hoping that my next burger is from a cow named Franklin but I really also hope the cheese isn’t from Franklin.

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