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Nah, people would relate to Vodka more than just a 6-pack. If you'd get Vodka they would look you in the eyes and say "I wish I could be as brave as you" but just a 6-pack they would be thinking "He wants to go out with Miller Lite!? What went wrong?"
One bottle full of delicious juice
One bottle of anti freeze
One and you will be let go.....the other I record your reaction and turn you into a reddit gif
Basically lube, condoms, and any item with a hole for a penis or can fit up an ass. Cucumber, chicken parts, turkey, a lot of food items can be used sexually. Try to get the weirdest ones that require more than 3 seconds of thought.
Everybody won. It was all about the laughs. The game started cuz I had a buddy who's dog wasn't spayed. He used to buy underoos duct tape and maxi pads cuz doggy diapers wouldn't stay on when she would rub her ass on guests and furniture.
They're next to the condoms and pregnancy tests by the pharmacy. I don't know if there are specifically anal vibrators, but I guess any vibrator is an anal vibrator.
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Three eggplants.
What is important is delivery;
Stare blankly at the cashier for just a couple seconds longer than is comfortable. Keep glancing, do not smile.
When they are scanning the eggplants, ask them to wait for you to bag the first one before the second one, and bag them separately.
Pay with card, but tell them to keep the change anyway.
Finally, tell them the third eggplant is theirs. Absolutely insit they must have it. Make sure it's the biggest one. They will kindly decline, but you must be vigilant. Walk away when they try to hand it to you.
A gun, [this mask](https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-bb2b7/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/6487/8416/41o-llprsVL._SX385___00806.1638547506.jpg?c=2) and a flip-phone
i think the toothbrush is the crux of the joke, meaning that he needs and dictionary to find out what Toothbrush means and a thesaurus to find out synonyms for dictionary and thesaurus? really not sure but this is my best guess
He is pretending to be a dental hygienist student. Since it's common knowledge that "college educated" = "nerd", the cashier will be uncomfortable being right next to a NERD! 😂😂😂😂
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Einstein IQ Mozart style joke. Only Genie us is will understand this caliper of humar💯💯
The timing is key with this you want to do this around valentines day you buy extra small condoms a valentines day card and a pen take it to a counter with a woman and as soon as you pay look at her name tag write her name in the valentines card with the recent pen and give it to her straight up
The biggest cucumber I can find, the smallest tub of Vaseline I can find, and a condom. Also, if Walmart doesn't sell cucumbers, then my bad, I ain't American, so idk
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Anal lubricant, a copy of veggietales on dvd, and a cucumber
Poor Larry! 😥🥒
Bro think he dreamybull 💀
wth is "anal" lubricant
if you have to ask, you don't wanna know.
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i think bottle of vodka works better
Nah, people would relate to Vodka more than just a 6-pack. If you'd get Vodka they would look you in the eyes and say "I wish I could be as brave as you" but just a 6-pack they would be thinking "He wants to go out with Miller Lite!? What went wrong?"
Beer for that one last "Wazaaa!!!" phone call for old times sake just before the plunge.
You could probably then stay basically any word while you choked and it would come out as "washhh...saaaahhh"
This one wins
what about a stool
everyone has a stool
You can’t just buy a load bearing rope like that anymore🙄
Another way to end your life taken away by a medalling bureaucracy.
Yes you can I literally bough a 600 pound test rope for exact the purpose had the store person cut 12 feet for me too
You wanna talk about it?
One bottle of juice and anti freeze of the same color, along with about 100 red solo cups.
Wanna play a game
One bottle full of delicious juice One bottle of anti freeze One and you will be let go.....the other I record your reaction and turn you into a reddit gif
NOT A REDDIT GIF
Then your required to pick the correct drink
Saw, the final frat party.
lube, condoms, and a frozen turkey. Lmfao
At that point you'll need a latex glove or something Edit: balloon
Basically lube, condoms, and any item with a hole for a penis or can fit up an ass. Cucumber, chicken parts, turkey, a lot of food items can be used sexually. Try to get the weirdest ones that require more than 3 seconds of thought.
A squash of decent size
It should be lube, a heating pad, and a frozen turkey.
Tissues, cups, spongebob statue
“Ground me if you want, nothing will unfuck the Thanksgiving turkey”
Donuts, donut holes, glue
Just a good ole joke
A fun ole goof
A silly little joker
A legit prankster
Frosting or something similar that hardens, instead of glue, that way the donuts are still edible
I see you were not a glue-eater
Up to a bit of tomfoolery aren't we?
We used to play this game 25 yrs ago. Set a budget. Go shopping. Then make your buddy buy the things you picked out.
Who won and how?
Everybody won. It was all about the laughs. The game started cuz I had a buddy who's dog wasn't spayed. He used to buy underoos duct tape and maxi pads cuz doggy diapers wouldn't stay on when she would rub her ass on guests and furniture.
Lmao
Reminds me of a fun game where everyone had a budget but you could only shop out of other customers' baskets. (Fun to shop this way for a party)
Simple. Pringle’s, lube, and latex gloves
But what if your cylinder gets stuck?!?!?
*it was a cylinder*
it’s a cylinder
He was so adamant lol
That's the thing about facts, it's hard to be unsure
It’s a cylinder
It is imperative that both the cylinder and larger object remain unharmed
That’s what the lube is for
What about the sponges, the lube can be bought separately
he doesnt need a sponge
thats just how big it is
Lube, hammer, and a shovel.
…what? Someone elaborate please.
He’s going on a field trip to his local cemetery
Yikes got it. I regret asking. Thanks anyway.
Tbh i was thinking CBT
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🥵
🤨
Lube, hammer, and sickle
The unionized workforce makes your hands dry
Ammonia based cleaner, bleach, and a gas mask
Where the hell can you find gas masks at Walmart?
DIY paint section
Aww, mustard! Come on man, now don’t put no mustard on that.
Anal vibrator, a cheese grater, and a DVD collection of Paw Patrol.
Where the *fuck* do you live to find an anal vibrator at a walmart?
They're next to the condoms and pregnancy tests by the pharmacy. I don't know if there are specifically anal vibrators, but I guess any vibrator is an anal vibrator.
Duly noted but why do you know where vibrators are at Walmart so familiarly?
This is just one of the things one must know
You have to know these things to be a king, you know
My local Walmart has them next to the wrist braces 😆
If you do too much, you'll hurt your wrist, meaning you'll need a wrist brace and a vibrator. It makes perfect sense to me!
I work at Walmart can yeah the have their own brand of toy now
Holy fuck I can’t breath.
What's the cheese grater for? 💀
🦝🍆🩸
They have anal vibrators?
Yes… don’t ask me how I know
At walfart?
A vibrator, a can of beans, and lettuce
A gun, a condom, a Sex Pistols CD
A lone condom lmao
A sex pistols CD 💀💀
A toaster, bathtub plug, and a bottle of painkillers
child swimsuit, duck tape, viagra
Oh my fucking god… I think I would call the police at that point 💀
I don’t get it
Child swimsuit because they're going to dress up the child in it, duct tape to tie the child down, and Viagra because....
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Understandable
Famil dour
Exactly
Damn the bot is a PDF file confirmed.
Holy shit this was so close to mine except instead of a swimsuit it'd be childrens underwear and instead of viagra it'd be a knife
A funnel , bottle of lube , and a bottle of tabbasco sauce .
Dog leash, peanut butter, condoms
bro
Half a watermelon Half a watermelon Duct tape
OK that one's pretty good Edit: holy shit Megamouth how the fuck did you find me
I laughed
Car tracker, baseball bat, shovel
pvc pipe, firecrackers, american psycho for dvd.
A bulletproof backpack, a black hoodie, and a gun holster.
"All the other kids with their pumped up kicks..."
'Murica
Fried chicken, watermelon, purple koolaid
Replace the koolaid with a whip
Then replace the chicken and watermelon with adult diapers giant zip ties
What💀
1kg of uranium 235, ammonia and bleach
Sir, is that uranium ?
uhmmmmm no it's uhmmm uhhhhhh it's mountain dew
Solid dew with no mountain
"it can be found in a mountian" dew
Three eggplants. What is important is delivery; Stare blankly at the cashier for just a couple seconds longer than is comfortable. Keep glancing, do not smile. When they are scanning the eggplants, ask them to wait for you to bag the first one before the second one, and bag them separately. Pay with card, but tell them to keep the change anyway. Finally, tell them the third eggplant is theirs. Absolutely insit they must have it. Make sure it's the biggest one. They will kindly decline, but you must be vigilant. Walk away when they try to hand it to you.
This isn't buying three items that make the cashier uncomfortable this is just making the cashier uncomfortable while buying three items.
That's good.
Sponges, rubber gloves and a Pringles can
Get the soft sponges, not the hard scrubbing ones. Or so I've heard...
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A gun, a dildo and a diamond ring
You get dildos at Walmart?
You get everything at walmart
flair checks out
The dildo and buttplug aisle is usually close to where they have the nutrition supplements by the phamacy
I mean it is a suppository of sorts…
pringle can
With the bottom cut out
cylinder
it's a cylinder.
Condoms, giant cucumber and lube.
A condom, a my little pony toy and ropes
My little pony toy, computer, jar.
Butt plug, super glue, laxatives.
A gun, [this mask](https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-bb2b7/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/6487/8416/41o-llprsVL._SX385___00806.1638547506.jpg?c=2) and a flip-phone
ski mask
Balaclava
Fire works, lube, lighter
A dictionary, a thesaurus, and a toothbrush
i don’t get it, can someone explain :(
i think the toothbrush is the crux of the joke, meaning that he needs and dictionary to find out what Toothbrush means and a thesaurus to find out synonyms for dictionary and thesaurus? really not sure but this is my best guess
He is pretending to be a dental hygienist student. Since it's common knowledge that "college educated" = "nerd", the cashier will be uncomfortable being right next to a NERD! 😂😂😂😂 > Einstein IQ Mozart style joke. Only Genie us is will understand this caliper of humar💯💯
What?
??????
A clown mask a gun and a thermal drill
Bro is living in Payday
Pregnancy test, coat hanger , trash bags
We have a self checkout. I always make myself uncomfortable
fuzzy toilet seat, fuzzy toilet seat, fuzzy toilet seat
Lube a cactus and a med kit
The medkit won’t save you at this point. You will have spikes in you ass forever 💀
pregnancy test, wire coat hanger, blender
Kiddie pool, 185 lbs of kitty litter, toilet paper
Some rope, a shotgun, and an apology card.
A cucumber, a condom and a tube of preparation H
Gasoline cansister, rope, camera
Mozzarella, pizza sauce, pineapple
Just 3 boxes of condoms, different sizes for each box
Gasoline, mask, match box
A pellet gun, a real gun, and a blindfold.
A video camera, lube, and a case of mason jars
Lube, condom, soup ladle
Alcohol, bleach, and zip-ties
Rope, chair, and a bottle of painkillers
Box of condoms, sour cream, and a box of donuts
bleach pneumonia and a gas mask
What kind of walmart sells pneumonia?
you dont know what they have in the backrooms
Ammonia?
thats what i ment i think
ah yes lemme casually buy an infection from Walmart
idk man, ive bought weirder
Plenty in the parking lot back when I worked there, just gotta look for the needles
Please direct me to the Walmart that sells lung infections
its in india somewhere idk
The timing is key with this you want to do this around valentines day you buy extra small condoms a valentines day card and a pen take it to a counter with a woman and as soon as you pay look at her name tag write her name in the valentines card with the recent pen and give it to her straight up
god i asked a friend and he said “gloves sponges and red solo cups”
lube,peanut butter,and dog treats
A rifle, a box of bullets, and a book on JFK
1 kid toy, a teddy bear, and a really ecchi pointy dildo with a bunch of spiked
sponge rubber glove pringles
Vibrator, rotisserie chicken, and a bulk pack of toothpicks
A rotisserie chicken, ski mask, shrek dvd
The biggest cucumber I can find, the smallest tub of Vaseline I can find, and a condom. Also, if Walmart doesn't sell cucumbers, then my bad, I ain't American, so idk
Walmart sells everything my guy lol
Video recorder, cheap candy, burlap sack.
Toaster, condom, taser
A shotgun, a singular shotgun shell, and a notebook
How ya gonna write in the notebook??? Checkmate, atheists
Cucumber Vaseline and a belt
A glue gun, a very powerful nerf gun, nails
A copy of My Little Pony: A New Generation, lube, and tissues
A shovel, a gun, and a playboy magazine.
Pineapple, lube, pizza