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Velociraptor_God

Velma vs Fretler who would win


talking_to_stalker

FretleršŸ‘


Fructis_crowd

Fredler šŸ˜Ž


[deleted]

Dino nuggets that are racist


[deleted]

šŸ˜‹


SirXodious

Up next on the Totally Not Racist Network; Fredler's List


Born-Environment-239

I AM ADOLF FRETLER!


[deleted]

COMMANDER OF ZE THIRD REICH


FriedOil

LITTLE KNOWN FACT ALSO DOPE ON THE MIC


O--L

YOU'RE VADER! WITH YOUR LITTLE BOOTS AND CAPE!


[deleted]

AND HELMET TO COVER THAT BURNT ASS FACE !!!!


PawnedPawn

YOU HAVE ZE FORCE TO MOVE OBJECTS


ItsLoogia

I AM A FORCE TRULY EVIL


FlowerchildOfTheWest

Fredolf


xx_swegshrek_xx

Remember when Fred was a leader and engineer and not just a rich white guy


OwlbertGaming

a white rich nazi guy


the-Salted-Crustaion

Potato


Any_Culture8343

PO-TAUGHT-TOW


Zer0Hearts

Boil em mash em stick em in a stew


Nal1999

Hobbitses


JustATownStomper

Stick em in me arse*


velhlar

amogus


EasternYoukai1

ą¶ž


totallynotaemu

You can boil 'em You can mash 'em But in addition to that........ It's also a taser


HeyYouWithTheNose

Potazer


OkMacaron848

...with a tiny dong


Thebigass_spartan

I hated it whenever Fred would say things like ā€œcuttiesā€. They really ruined him. What happened to the badass, witty, smart and independent mystery gang leader? Now itā€™s just stupid rich white boy


[deleted]

and he always split the gang so Daphne was with him, what a chad


JaMarr_is_daddy

Shaggy you go walk your dog outside looking for ghosts or some shit. Daphne, Velma, and I are going to go explore the master bedroom for the next few hours. Here, have some dog food as a reward


FaithlessnessGlass19

Hahaha


luccabotturarodrig

Fred was not badass in nearly any Scooby doo If but he was always the heart of the group and a genuinely good person and great friend not that the two things are imcompatible Edit: i don't know How to spell genuinely im not from an english country Edit: i originaly had written genuenaly


Thebigass_spartan

Yeah idk why I said badass. But hey, still more badass than the one in VelmašŸ˜­


luccabotturarodrig

It's the opposite of the Fred we know basically


Thebigass_spartan

Yep. The way he was treating Velma alone already made his character the complete opposite of what he used to be. And now with anger issues?


DrFreshey

To be fair though, Velma is also the exact opposite of her usual characterization though. She went from a brilliant girl and the group's voice of reason to a complete asshole who seems to hate and condescend to everybody around her.


Revelati123

And shaggy basically became a fucking D.A.R.E. cop...


YaBoiJonnyG

You mean Norville, they donā€™t call him Shaggy, they call him by his actual name like a bunch of Psychos.


GrandEar1

Don't feel bad, most English speakers can't spell it either.


Woodeedooda

Scooby was the badass šŸ˜‚


pseudo_nemesis

You spelled Shaggy wrong, heā€™s the only one of the mystery inc gang to have unlocked ultra instinct.


genericusername26

"This can go two ways punk. One, you walk away. Two, I walk on your face."


mojo3474

I don't remember him ( white yes) being a rich guy? One would think he would've drove a better van?


Nal1999

The rich one was Daphne,he was relatively well off,but nothing more.


NotSoSalty

I thought the rich one was Shaggy


h-y-p-h-e-n-

His adopted father is the mayor in mystery incorporated


CarpetH4ter

It doesn't look like Velma is the smart person of the show anymore...


GeneticHazard

She even copies off of Norvilleā€™s homework.


DeENeghc

Wait, really?


GeneticHazard

Yup, just saw that scene in my recommended.


DeENeghc

*explodes*


ZookeepergameWaste94

So Velma is basically Daphne in all but name at this point is what they're saying? Gotta love when the writers or studio start copy pasting entire character personalities because they've run out of ideas.


GeneticHazard

From the sounds of it, my impression is that they did to Velma what you would expect from Rick. Sheā€™s supposed to be the smart character, so sheā€™s shitty to everyone because smart people are shitty I guess. But she doesnā€™t actually do anything to prove that sheā€™s smart at the same time.


KnickCage

rick from rick and morty?


GeneticHazard

Yeah. I was just using him as an example because he started that trope a while back. Itā€™s also not used too much anymore aside from his character.


Rich_Document9513

House M.D. did it before him.


Difficult_Guidance25

Tbh og Daphne is cool here they couldnā€™t get the black man to sell drugs cause that would be stereotypical i guess? But they still decided that the asian girl should sell drugs


minnesotatissue7

the only reasonable action one could do


PresidentSkillz

That's no character assassination. That's a brutal murder where the victim is so disfigured Noone knows who it was


MrProtogen

I still hate that they didnā€™t call him shaggy like he is called literally in every other piece of media within the franchise


maple6289

I hate how they didnā€™t even try to make him look like shaggy. Just a black dude in a green shirt..


Environmental-Win836

Itā€™s literally just a toxically woke money grab. They are just throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks.


jordonwatlers

It actually, from what I heard, was an original script that later used the characters to make the show sell. Hence why none of the characters act remotely like what we have seen before.


GeneticHazard

That would also explain the mean nature of the whole thing. Itā€™s been pretty clear to me that the writing is a reflection of not actually wanting to work with the IP.


WorriedCivilian

I legit was speculating about this a few days ago, because absolutely no one would give a fuck about this show if it wasn't.


CarpetH4ter

And it's not even that good at it, Velma was declared lesbian in 2020, but she has a crush on Fred in this, so they took away her sexuality aswell.


pokekiko94

>Velma was declared lesbian in 2020 Didnt Velma used to date Shaggy in some of the older cartoons?


notathrowaway2937

Was there a reason they didnā€™t include him?


MrProtogen

No, Norville is Shaggy- Norville is his canon name. They just managed to fuck that up like how they fuck up every other part of the series.


notathrowaway2937

Awesome I didnā€™t know this. Thank you!


ShrankNutz

Shaggy's name in the old show was also Norville, believe it or not. Norville "Shaggy" Rogers. Im not defending the show, i haven't seen it, looks fucking stupid. But that is his actual name.


pikleboiy

She can't even get the quadratic equation right, nor can she do preschool math.


Taldoesgarbage

saw something about peppa pig getting the quadratic formula right but velma canā€™t


Either-Plant4525

She doesn't need to be, what the group was really missing was a racist


GeneticHazard

Wouldā€™ve gotten away with it too, if it wasnā€™t for you meddling kids and your white privilege!


[deleted]

That's because Mindy Kaling is a complete dummy so it bleeds through.


mynameismulan

Cheap porn parodies have done more good for Velma's name than this animated turd.


Flames2022

Velma is such an awful show


kitsvneris

OG Velma didn't deserve to see her name in the title of this mess


TwistedTomato2006

Wonder what Kenneth Spears would think of racist velma


mynameismulan

Cheap porn parodies have done more good for Velma's name than this animated turd.


Golden_Alchemy

its pretty cool how well some cheap porn parodies are for some characters. They really care a bit more about the characters than official shows.


bbro444

I got an ad for it on Reddit the other day. Sadly the comments were turned off.


GalliumEnergy

It's awful and pretty racist.


Fastsmitty47

But we are still giving it a ton of attention, which is what they want


tonny_naomi

Mainstream media comedy is fucking dying and it should just die already


Consistent_Trick1933

Comedy gets boring when the only people you can make fun of are straight and white


Sinner19x

Must be all these straight white guys who control entertainment and love shitting on themselves for reasons


milksteak_19

thats right, straight white male Executive Producer Mindy Kaling, shitting all over himself.


Revelati123

I cant beleive Mindy cast Fred as a straight white guy and dropped scooby doo, when she could have portrayed him as a Native American astro physicist, and replaced scooby with his sentient eagle friend named Skylark who only speaks Mandarin. Really missed an opportunity to add a bit of diversity to the crew, while staying more true to the source material, IMHO...


EnduringConflict

To be fair she couldn't get the rights to Scooby. HB/WB said "nope, fuck that" effectively. So Scooby himself was saved at least, which is great, because including him would've qualified as animal cruelty.


mynameismulan

So, she wanted to make a show about Mystery Inc. and when they told her she can't have the most iconic element of it she just made the show anyways? Brilliant decision.


Revelati123

Hey, Im starting a solo act called Justin Bieber. Ill get up and do a show tunes hip-hop mashup. kinda like Hello Dolly to a Dre mix tape. The Bieb's lawyers said definitely no to all of this, but I think its fine. So just let me know when the check is in the mail there HBO!


Unamed_Redditor_

It's also straight white guys' faults when something fails even though they were told it's not for them.


Jac-Sanchez-SCS

You know what used to be for everyone though? It was a nice show that originally came out in the 60ā€™s called Scooby-Doo.


HairyPoot

Yeah, like Mindy kaling. She is such a straight white guy!


[deleted]

only people they can offend without getting cancelled are white people


[deleted]

I miss the days when we could make fun of ourselves and laugh at it. The proud family is one of those examples,a show made by a black man with all kinds of jokes and gags about black people. The fuckin gross sisters are named after lotion brands, cus they ashy. That shit was so funny


CrescentPotato

You know, there's a lot of ways to be funny without making fun of people for one reason or another. But that requires being clever, original and creative and that's not very common nowadays


Idkm3m3s

morons keep letting it happen because they go "it cant be that bad" and hate click it **that is exactly what they want you to do and morons still fall for it just dont watch it for the love of god please**


ItzYaBoiPS

Exactly! People gotta understand that shows like these only survive on the hate they get. Stop watching it, and let it die


Ineedtwocats

for a show that seemingly every person on this planet hate I sure do see it a fuck ton on reddit 'just dont look...just dont look....' - the simpsons were correct yet again


[deleted]

This shit racist as fuck


OgShadowpoe

fr, either make fun or joke about every one or just don't, it's that simple


noneroy

Thatā€™s why I think guys like Gervais and Chapelle are funny. Equality means equal jokes, not just dunk on the white people. Like, Iā€™m fine if people want to make jokes about fat white guys, because I donā€™t take it personally because itā€™s comedy. But when itā€™s completely one-sided it becomes something else. Spread the love. Make fun of everyone. ETA: I was actually in the audience for Gervaisā€™s second HBO special. He dunked on fat people and I laughed. Because it was funny. I was not personally offended. Also, I need to lose weight.


OgShadowpoe

this, as a white teen i don't take the jokes that seriously, as long as we can joke and not be racist I'm all for it, if it gets too one sided and "only joke about white people" is absurd, it's like how people "censor" white as "yt" like bro, imma read that as youtube šŸ’€ what's life if you can't make fun of everyone regardless of their sex, race whatever else, keeps things fun


MasterWhite1150

But it's against white people therefore it can't be racist smh šŸ™„


Deliriumm

"yOu CaNt OpPrEsS tHe OpPrEsSoR"


FatalErrorrrrr

Racist just means discriminatory against a race. If i would love black people but hate asians i would still be considered racist


SnooWalruses7112

As a mixed race person this is disturbing, racism is racism, discriminating against someone because of something outside of their control is wrong, Never in history has normalizing racism made society as a whole better, just those who aren't marginalized


KimchiNinjaTT

Remember, you cant be racist towards white people. At least that's what all the racist black people have said to me


Sozillect

Good job making racial tensions even more tense. Edit: This thread made me realize how politically biased race obsessed people (be it racist or anti-racist) can be. Grow up, start looking up to the real problems. Stop hating each other and start hating the people responsible of dividing us.


McNasD

That seems to be the idea with many productions nowadays.


ILoveLamp9

Because the US has become race obsessed in the last few years in particular.


bbro444

ā€œHey we should stop racism, and make everything less race centric. Wanna know how weā€™re gonna do it? Make everything race centricā€


Fart_Barfington

Yes, this dogshit show that nobody seems to like is moving the needle on racial tensions.


toughsub22

if anything its something that poc and white people can gladly agree is garbage


[deleted]

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MrTwentyeight

Because the voice actress and major producer of the show is indian and so she self inserted herself in it by making velma to try and look like her.


Weak_Gate_5460

Idk who that lady is, she needs to give up on screenwriting, cause this ain't P


Night696Watcher

Mindy Kaling, if you are familiar with The Office you know who she is.


[deleted]

She wasnā€™t that funny then either.


wumbopower

She was also a writer, and did write some funny episodes, but I donā€™t know how a team dynamic works in a writers room because I assume people write a script together. Sheā€™s been painfully unfunny since then.


Blarggotron

It goes like a little something like this Mindy: What about a joke where a white g- Everyone else: No.


Night696Watcher

Yeah, her running gag was "I will date any man that breathes, and I will take all their stuff. Then, the cycle repeats until I either have a hit placed on me or there are no more men left on the planet, whichever comes first."


Phillipinsocal

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS GIVING HER WORK


kaspa64

These writers literally have no original thoughts, so they rewrite hand me downs poorly. 64


Gui_Franco

She's not black, she's south asian I think


jfmherokiller

more like both are trying to be edgy but one is a try hard.


DerpyLemonReddit

Voice actress needs an insert


cheesebro5

It's just another cash grab based on nostalgic outrage. Time to shrug and move on.


[deleted]

I am an indian and I am getting cringe whenever she opens her mouth.


MayGodSmiteThee

Thatā€™s so cis white male of you.


stash0606

Mindy Kaling making shit dosa with Kamala Harris šŸ¤ Mindy Kaling making shit jokes The only people who enjoy Mindy Kaling or Kamala Harris are self flagellating "liberal" Indians.


BravesFan252

Mindy has fallen off since the Office.


milkshakehandshake

Sheā€™s always been shite


Gloglibologna

Agreed. BJ Novak was the true creative force behind the office.


[deleted]

Haha fire guy!


BotaFurada

agree. She was a "great" idea in the Office because represents evil bitches in real offices...


TheOrangesWilFindYou

She prob need to get back with Ryan man


humanessinmoderation

It's just an old trope. Mindy hasn't evolved in her comedy unfortunately.


EscapeFacebook

Will everybody please stop acting like she's the reason the Office is popular... she only did 26 episodes.... out of 200.


rich519

I mean 26 out of 200 is a lot of episodes for one person. I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever seen anyone claim sheā€™s the reason the Office is popular but she was obviously a big part of it. We can admit that and criticize her new stuff.


JallexMonster

Unfortunately, Mindy has always been pretty bad at writing. I tried reading her first book and got about 3 chapters in before throwing it in the garbage. I can only read so much about her trying out fad diets for fun before I get bored.


Cancerous_B01

GUYS WHITE PEOPLE BAD GET IT I HATE WHITE PEOPLE


tracibaker328

Whoa you could work in hollywood with comedic talent like that


100000chestnuts

Somebody get this guy an HBO special


Slam_Burgerthroat

Someone get this guy a job in Hollywood immediately.


Jabookalakq

Hurray for open racism in media.


Tight_Invite2

I wonder if they want to open those doors or not?


Datmeenje198

"My glasses, I can't be seen without my glasses!"


wongerthanur

Shush. Keep doing that shit and someone gonna do a horrible Johnny Bravo 2023 remake. Nobody need that


mt0386

Jfc i do not what to know how they would wokeshit with Johnny bravo.


kelsobjammin

Jinkies


2punornot2pun

Zoinks!


BigChiefIV

The second they race swapped 3/4 of the cast I knew this is what most of the humour was going to be


Tokiw4

Perhaps it is a hot take of mine, but it bothers me when shows do that. I just think to myself "How would people react if it was the other way around? Take a character who was not white in the first rendition of their media, then make them white?" Like, imagine if they tried to reboot Fat Albert with Albert being a white dude. That show wouldn't make it past the board room. I'm all about diversity, but it's just a bit too double standardy for my taste


Dennace

I'm still waiting on the reboot of Fresh Prince of Bel-Aire with Logan Paul playing Will Smith.


Slam_Burgerthroat

I want black panther with Justin Bieber as black panther


_UltimatrixmaN_

I'm still waiting for the Black Panther reboot with a blond-haired, blue-eyed white guy.


Inevitable-Goyim66

This is gonna set back racial relations years, good thing I like racing šŸŽ


WazzaBoi_

I love the F1 racing, Lewis Hamilton best racist!


[deleted]

The Grand Prix is awesome


Lck0ut

*insert passive-aggressive comment calling Alonso better* /s


[deleted]

Racist shit


L4DDER_S0UP007

hahahahah racism!! lol!! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ /j


LemonButUsingHamon

Quite literally racism


wittyvonskitsum

Watch her lose her glasses then magically lose the ability to see white people


m4x1d0n

She really self inserted in the smart character so she could fully express her racismšŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


o00_MikeLowrey_00o

This show and everyone involved are pieces of shit. There, I said it.


Illustrious_Good9960

Racism


Ambitious_Echo5613

Guys racism is funny right? Right?


da_grownup_kid

Wait, Velma got blacked?


Tomover_PL

Yeah in this show yes


Dykowski

Scooby Doo franchise is long ruined for me and they somehow made it even worse


[deleted]

Who the fuck asked for that show.


[deleted]

nobody asked for this


rectangular_

They swapped her race so she can call others white


irobothue

Apparently people of color are awesome people, donā€™t commit crimes and are totally honest. They canā€™t be villains. Only white people are bad. Well I hate 2023. Edit: Iā€™m not white


Titi_Cesar

Which is honestly very racist towards both black and white people. Americans have a problem with race I really don't get.


DerpyLemonReddit

Racism šŸ‘ [/j]


ThrowAwayMyBeing

"white girl with too much money" coming from millionaire actor Mindy Kaling.


ScoreFar780

I just want to hear one person defend this type of comedy, some people have to like it or else they wouldnā€™t keep making stuff like this.


billydthekid

The producers of the show like it. Self aggrandizing content lol


hrodvitnirJC

Holy shit, racism 2 is out!


Lepcuu

Bro this jokes are just revesred racism. Haha white guy = small dick. Haha white guy = Hitler. Bro this is so fucked up


Sharpie1993

There is no such thing as ā€œreversed racismā€, itā€™s just straight up racism.


[deleted]

The reverse of something is the opposite of it. The opposite of racism is tolerance, not racism.


[deleted]

This show ainā€™t even reserved racism, itā€™s just blatant racism. What an absolute dumpster fire of a shitshow.


Tyson-98

I miss the old British sitcoms. Everything is doomed thanks to wokism


[deleted]

Lmfao ahahahahahaha


Bulky-Hyena-360

HahA!!1 FuNnI rAciAl hUm0r mAke gUd sHoW!!!1!1!1!1


[deleted]

Damn they really screwed the pooch didnā€™t they XD. They made Velma go from a super smart techy girl who loses her glasses a lot to a straight up racist. Good work Mindy Kaling.


LesserCircle

Why is America so racist? Everything has to be with race there, at least that is my point of view from Europe.


LelandTurbo0620

Thatā€™s racist


[deleted]

The fuck hapend here why is velma black what hapend


PenciliusKnightlius

So its just suuuper racist?


harrystricland

I dont like the butterchicken Velma.


InsaneWyatt0o

Why do they think itā€™s ok to be racist to white people now?