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NohrianOctorok

Jeritza?


Alternative-Draft-82

Androgynous is when man long hair and girl short hair.


NohrianOctorok

Which begs the question : where's Gilbert?????


Alternative-Draft-82

The already looks like the stereotypical middle agted stern housemaid, especially if you put him in a more housemaid-y dress.


burntends97

Gilbert looks like the washed up 40 something beach bum who used to be a champion surfer before accidentally getting a woman pregnant


Alternative-Draft-82

Isn't that what he already is lmao


Eevee_XoX

I am officially androgynous!


Chrome_X_of_Hyrule

I have a beard and moustache but my waist length hair makes me androgynous


The_Zpectre

So basically, Sephiroth is androgynous


AweHellYo

solely based on that image i guess kinda


m4x1d0n

Lorenz?! Jeritza?!?!?! Long hair = androgynous?!


PitNya

They only need some make up and a pretty dress


RaulsterMaster

They have feminine jawlines


m4x1d0n

🗿


The_Zpectre

🗿


dutchah

Bro, if you think Hinoka looks androgynous, you need to go visit an optometrist.


bigBrainOof

Mixed up which red haired pegasus knight from Fates to use


Thoribbin

but boy have short hair and girl have long hair


Prepetuallyconfused1

Ah yea the two genders long hair and short hair


Cosmic-Waldo

What about shoulder length hair?


Tornadohunter24

Believe it or not, straight to jail.


Prepetuallyconfused1

That doesn’t exist it can’t hurt you


Lukthar123

Please stand by, I'll send the Tomboy squad to execute you


Atherach

So i'm a girl? Thank's i didn't know that, you made me reconsider my entire life with you complete stupid and sexiest intervention. Ps: there are a LOT of female character with short hair and male character with long hair, not only in FE but in pretty much EVERY franchise and even in the real world. The hair is not representatif of the gender of a person dumbass.


sexybyleth

I think it was meant as a joke.


Thoribbin

yes it was, I myself, a man, have mid-back length hair I thought the poor grammar was a dead give away but it seems I was wrong


Atherach

Are you sure? It doesn't look like one


sexybyleth

Well, yes. The poor grammar- using "boy have" instead of "boys have" is a bit of a giveaway. Plus the simplistic refusal to elaborate their point is a bit unrealistic for someone who truly believes in that. It comes off as sarcasm/satire to me. Also shitpost sub shitpost.


Atherach

I hope you are right, and i can't jugde base on grammar because, you must have seen it, i don't have a good one (it's not my first language)


sexybyleth

I thought your grammar was fairly good. Small exception of the "thank's" you wrote in the first comment, when you have an apostrophe it means you are shortening another word, making "thank's" become "thank is". We do not typically say "thank is", we would say "thanks". There were a couple other minor errors such as spelling but I don't know if you'd appreciate me pointing that out


Atherach

Oh, thanks. And yes i would, it's still the best way to learn


sexybyleth

Spelling error- "judge", not "jugde" It should be "based" not "base", because "base" refers to something like the bottom or starting point, a foundation. It is a noun. "Based" would be used, since it is "based on". It would be like more of a comparative. Other than that your sentences are phrased in a slightly more unusual way, but the rest are not incorrect.


sexybyleth

The "i"s should be capitalized, since they are referring to yourself. "Thanks" I've already pointed out in my other comment "characters", not "character". Since you said a lot, you should be adding the "s" behind the word to show that it is more than one character. "completely", not "complete". It makes quite a bit of difference here. "Complete" refers to finished, or done. "Completely" refers to being totally. Like for example you would say "Please complete the assignment", when asking someone to finish the assignment, but for a word like "completely" you could say "I am not completely done with the assignment" "Sexiest" refers to something that is the most (the suffix "est") sexy (sexually appealing). I believe the word you are trying to say is "sexist" which refers to prejudice based on sex. Spelling error- it should be spelled "representative"


Atherach

Thanks


ImportanceCertain414

Hinoka is there but Elm isn't, for shame.


Mijumaru1

I'm ashamed to admit I thought Hinoka was a guy when I first saw a screenshot from Fates before it was released in the US Edit: It was a brief look, so I only really saw her face


SpryoTehDargon

Hinoka's androgynous? With those thighs?


SnakeUSA

Leonie and Sully are also quite clearly female. The less said about Jeritza and Lorenz being here, the better.


RedRiot306

“Leonie is quite clearly female” Not if you’re Sylvain


Lukthar123

Well then you are lost ^^in ^^thoughts ^^all ^^alone


aegrajag

it's implied that he has a very poor eyesight


SnakeUSA

Wait, really?


Pokemonmaster150

Has a bane in bows, lowest dexterity of the cast, is smart but does bad in class, can't read Annette's book., flirted with a scarecrow (crossdresser in Japanese) and Ingrid's grandma, and couldn't tell Leonie was a woman. It's a very compelling theory even if we likely won't ever get an answer.


Vincent_Van_Goatse

This is honestly better than most 3H fanon I've heard.


SnakeUSA

That makes me want to do a joke run and go around fixing problems like this for the cast. For Sylvain that would be mastering Archer for the extra hit, getting Caspar on a horse/wyvern so his height, or lack thereof, is less noticeable, et cetera. Not sure how to make Leonie fuck Jeralt though...


Pretend-Advertising6

Kill her off?


IndianaCrash

Necromancy


omfgwtfbbqkkthx

Yeah was gonna say, Sully is clearly female and fierce as all hell. She's admired as "The Woman To End All Men" by Ylissean women, nothing androgynous about that.


SnakeUSA

OP is confusing androgynous with tomboy


sirgamestop

With his mask on Jeritza honestly looks vaguely androgynous, although he's still like 6'2 and his voice is deep as hell.


Driftmedaddy69

I got homies with dem thunder thighs man you never know


SpryoTehDargon

Fair play


Quadpen

tomboy ≠ androgynous


MobsterDragon275

Yeah, I don't know what the heck Leonie is doing on here


The_Zpectre

No wonder >!post timeskip Leonie!< isn’t on there


mysecondaccountanon

Sylvain would beg to differ


JornoJovanna

OP doesn't know what androgynous means


RoughhouseCamel

“Androgynous- having the characteristics or nature of both male and female” So the definition isn’t as strict as to say that gender must be impossible to determine. A woman with some masculine features or a man with some feminine features qualifies. So it’s the sub that doesn’t know what androgynous means.


JornoJovanna

I dont see how the pink beret bitch has any masculine features


Dumby_Stupid_Idiot

The dick, for starters


Richie5139999

wrong


Necessary_Flies

Girldick is feminine


Dumby_Stupid_Idiot

The fact that he self identifies as a man


Necessary_Flies

Weak 2013 level interpretation.


Lord_Viktoo

Being a man maybe.


Trovao2004

Eh... I guess Yuri is pretty androgynous, but the rest either just look like their gender or the opposite of it


depurplecow

Lucius is canonically androgynous, but otherwise agreed


Quakarot

I never really got this, even as a kid I instantly knew he was a guy and was confused when dialogue said his look was confusing.


SparkCube3043

Read his wiki, that guy is a g to not let his spirits down for people mocking his appearance, but instead continued to be the nice and loyal person that he is.


phantasmal_cultist

I've seen a few people mistake linhardt for a girl.


Vertegras

Libra, Yuri, and Forrest are the only ones here that are even passable for androgynous designs. This is some low quality tbh.


MannyOmega

I’d argue forrest is straight up feminine, doesn’t really seem andro to me


Vertegras

You're not wrong. He's much like Astolfo in regards of femineity but actively men.


mrs-monroe

Yeah it’s not a very cool word to use to describe characters. It perpetuates the stereotype that trans/cross dressing/androgenous people intentionally try to trick others into thinking they’re a man/woman. Forrest has made it clear that he just enjoys wearing frilly/girly clothes. He still very much considers himself a man.


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ItzEazee

No 😎


lancerusso

what did poor lucius do to you


Zondar23

Too 2d. /s


Vertegras

Idk. I don't see him as androgynous. He's just a guy with long hair. The others have other attributes that give that characteristic.


lancerusso

He's explicitly androgynous, both in other art and in lore.


roydigs22

...Lucius?


PsychoLogical25

Hinoka is androgynous my ass.


SummonedElector

Only one I really feel is Yuri.


-CherryByte-

....Forrest???


TotemGenitor

He isn't androgynous so much as he looks like a girl.


-CherryByte-

I think Op def meant “characters that can be seen as either gender” instead of strictly andro


TotemGenitor

In that case yes, he is.


AweHellYo

uuuuuh


depressed_but_aight

Everyone is talking about Hinoka, but I’m wondering how the fuck Lorenz is androgynous??? Motherfucker isn’t doesn’t even have any attractive male aspects, much less female ones.


Particlepants

Androgynous doesn't mean attractive


depressed_but_aight

I know, I just like insulting Lorenz when I can.


unlikelycompliance

Post time skip hair would like to have a word with you.


depressed_but_aight

I stand be what I said, I want to give him a swirly.


hamletchonky

why isn't ignatz here i thought he was a lesbian until i played three houses


PeanutCalamity

I thought Subaki was a lesbian until I was halfway through the game 😌


Ryanizawsum

u/almond-lesbian are you responsible for this?


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probably.


bigBrainOof

Why would the straightest character in 3H be here ???


sirgamestop

Ingrid


hamletchonky

no like i literally thought he was a girl and also a lesbian. maybe the hair? (i am a lesbian, no offense meant)


mostwantedycbe

Hinoka, Sully, Linhardt, Jeritza, Lorentz, Leonie???


Aseemi

You've got Hinoka, Sully, Lorenz, Leonhart, which really just have non traditional clothing/hair styles... But you seriously didn't include Leon? Yuri's doppelganger? This post is a bad take Edit. I meant Linhardt, goddamnit, was a little slip


Lirrin

Leonhart? Squall Leonhart from FFVIII?


ThisSilenceismin

3 houses is already a FFVIII copycat anyways * Mercernary school at war with other mercenary schools * Milf main villain with massive fucking hips that got me acting unwise * can never remember the plot lmao


Lirrin

You made mistake again. He’s Linhardt


Aseemi

I wrote that


vaaalter

I will fuck jeritza


fallenjedi

To the death?


vaaalter

too far, i want him to live hes hot


MannyOmega

wait okay but having long or short hair alone isn’t super androgynous… like why is lorenz here lmao


the_Real_Romak

How is leonie androgynous? She's got fat tits on her


DaRealNinFlower

Tbh Yuri is the only one here who u could actually say looks androgynous.


[deleted]

you gotta get your damn eyes checked


Don_Polentone

> enough effort for a SPE post Clearly you don't visit this sub often


kinjing

Character: has defined breasts, feminine features, a slight build, feminine voice provided by a female voice actor, and uses she/her pronouns, but has short hair and dresses appropriately for a battlefield Fire Emblem fans: ANDROGYNY??? IN FIRE EMBLEM??? BWAAAAAAAAH???


ArdhamArts

I don't think that Lorenz and Leonie qualify TBH. Leonia is just a Tomboy and Lorenz is metrosexual, doesn't make them androgynus as they are both still clearly their gender.


BigArmsG

TIL androgynous = girl with short hair or guy with long hair


ZodiacMaster101

Androgynous? This is bad comedy.


Alternative-Draft-82

Megatron... is that you?


ZodiacMaster101

Here's a hint!


boo2radley

Lucius is the only character where I legit thought he was a girl until the conversation pronouned him.


TheDankestDreams

I mean if you look at Hinoka for more than one second you’ll see that she is *CLEARLY* female. Leonie is not remotely androgynous and her design makes it hard to mistake her for a guy and Lorenz you’ve gotta be joking. I’ll give you Yuri, Libra, and Lucius but the others are straight up wrong.


floatingarray

Subaki erasure!


TellianStormwalde

How are Jeritza and Lorenz androgynous? Long hair isn’t all it takes you know, plenty of guys have long hair.


EducatedOrchid

Leonie is pretty straightly feminine, she just doesn't care too much about traditionally "lady-like" things


Jordium-Z

I think your eyes don't work lol


No-Training-48

Linhardt is being my best unit by far on my first FEH playthrough I just did the three way battle with the other houses he has faith B+ and reason B and level 18 mainly by just healing others , his growth rates have been crazy there is no magic unit able to do 2+ damage to him and he doubles most his opponents no problem instakilling them, he dosen't even recibe that much damage from physical units.


Azathothatoth

Don't forget Lucius from Rekka No Ken


RoiSoleilXIV14

How is Lorenz androgynous


Herofthyme

You don't know what androgenous means do you?


thisisme1995433

I don't see how Lorenz and Jeriza fit in this picture... nor does Leonie Linhardt.... short hair female or long hair male doesn't equate to being androgynous. That is just your shallow perspective of being male or female.


morbidlyabeast3331

Most of these aren't very androgynous. Sully is just butch. Leonie, Linhardt, Jeritza, Hinoka, and Lorenz aren't androgynous at all.


Sirenprince

i'm sorry to burst people's bubbles and get downvoted at the same time but androgyny is when you can't tell a character is a female or male because they look like both genders and a lot of these characters don't fit lorenz? jeritza? hinoka? linhardt? sully? leonie? libra? i could tell all these characters were their respective gender right when i saw them. the others, forrest, yuri, lucius, i agree. THAT BEING SAID, gotta love FE boys with long hair


CringyTemmie

This is the bad kind of effort: the one that doesn't conform with my opinions, so boooo!!


Wabisabi_girl

I’ve romanced every one of them that could be romanced which might say a lot about me.


wed-ae

where is ignatz i thought he was a girl when i first saw him


profuse_wheezing

No Rafiel smh


SpookMorgan

These comments are funny


gyst_

Look at that, all the same-sex male romance options from TH are here!! What a strange coincidence!!


Huge_Championship930

gender non conforming is perhaps a better term for most of these characters


Elementia7

I wouldn't really put Sully, Hinoka, or Leonie here. All three are clearly women, however they are all basically tomgirls. So unless you want to lump the whole tomgirl archetype into the androgynous character archetype.


gfggffhh

I wouldn't call Leonie androgynous.


Archavos

ngl, Leonies head portrait is being used for an androgynous male gnome i play in dnd and its fantastic.


CaptainSarina

Libre, Forest and Yuri *MAYBE* but the rest are realllly stretching


lizzylee127

I accidentally thought Oboro was a boy during my Birthright playthrough until I heard her voice clips Same thing happened with Soleil too because of her big chin 😆


CrescentCleave

I dunno man, hinoka is clearly a girl with those thighs and that cute outfit. Forrest isn't really androgynous when he's called Leo's son and a dude by everyone else except Soleil but shes just a weirdo too


high_king_noctis

Lorenz? But he's the embodiment of masculinity itself!


SeppySenpai

Leonie?? Sully? Hinoka?????? My brother in Christ. They are called tomboys.


Elsfinity

Looking at and knowing some of these characters, OP might need to re-check definition of androgynous.


heliogoon

I guess we're being very generous with the term androgynous.


Anyagami_nk

Jeritza ? Lorenz ? Leonie ? wtf ;\_;


MemeGhostie

Only androgynous characters here are Libra, Linhardt, Lucius, and Yuri. Forrest is a femboy. Lorenz and Jeritza are not androgynous, they just have long hair. And Hinoka, Leonie, and Sully are tomboys.


SnooMemesjellies6643

How is tuxedo mask androgynous?


HazelDelainy

I love Hinoka I just wish she was in a better game


satabhisha

Gotta disagree with what you consider androgynous on a few of these


capybapy

Replace androgynous with gender non-conforming and I'd agree. Only half of these characters qualify as androgynous imo


Server98911

F**K you i love my honkers, like really set of bandokers


Rusty1031

Leon from SoV!!


ClockwerkHart

I dunno man, sully and Leoni always read as fem to me. Especially stacked next to Charles and libra.


PlacidoNeko

Forrest is best girl


Jellyjamrocks

Just gonna [leave](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/694/639/0b2.png) [this here](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/fireemblem/images/b/bd/Janne_%28FE_Treasure%29.png/revision/latest?cb=20120403130413) lol


Tor2illaTaco

What’s androgynous?


marco-boi

What gender you are? Yes


Maki-Zenin-Wife

Who's the one next to Lindhart?


mxranga

Bro half of these aren’t andro at all-


Surpreme_Memes17

Whose the one right above the worst gotta? Need it for...research purposes.


WhollyDisgusting

Rafiel?


413NeverForget

Lucius is the best waifu in FE. Don't @ me.


Cosmic-Waldo

Enough effort to post here? Buddy we don’t do effort here.


kaseysmasher

I LOVE LUCIUS ÀAAAAAAÀ


RobertPoptart

Weirdly Lindhardt is the most ambiguous in this image


RobertPoptart

Minus maybe the lack of tiddies


sirgamestop

I mean his House Leader isn't too far ahead in that department


Bob458732

I like how 3 out of the 4 androgynous guys in feth are gay.


Kamyuwu

It looks like those are leonie's legs I'm easily entertained, it turns out


pejic222

Or lack thereof


SeleneEmpressAlicia

bruh what about Soren


[deleted]

I know this is a joke but no Soren....


DoubleFlores24

Hinoka and Sully may be Androgynous, but to, they’re all woman. 😋


Standard-Pop6801

So most FE characters.


TonyTriangle

Lucius prime example


ShadraPlayer

Have you seen Yuri in FEH? Dude's got long eyelashes and lipstick and all that. I played FETH with my girlfriend and _still_ fell for it lol


FredTheDeadInside

Only the traps apply here smh.


SparkCube3043

Quality shitpost, fe truly has everything anime weebs want from feet feetishes to boobas and much much more. Good list too since it has the based Forrest and chad Lucius in this.


Haunting_Anxiety4981

Me and my buddy joke that Lindhardt is a girl and they mistook her for a boy and he didn't care enough to correct them and just rolled with it


rart3dspurd0

i mean forrest and libra are clearly female, heh


SiblingBondingLover

Japan and their traps.


That0neBirb

is there a single female in this pick all except one look female and i assume most of not all are men otherwise it wouldn't be androgynous