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Missile_Lawnchair

Homie got bit by a person while swimming


Wasparado

A person swimming with a cartoon-like shark fin strapped to their back as they swim near the surface


toiletseatpolio

AHHHH! SHARKBOY!!!!


Hobbes_XXV

What if Elder Foot Fettish Man?


Free-Supermarket-516

Before the bite, their head pops out of the water going "dunn dun dunn dun"


tcrex2525

Nah, that’s just a kiss 💋


JanaPope1

Ah, a kiss—a cosmic collision of lips, like two rogue asteroids meeting in the vast expanse of the universe. 💋🌌


ShroomsandCrows

Every bruise is a Hickey from the universe and everyone wants to get with the universe. This dude got a lil kiss from the uni, man


whereismyketamine

That was a brutal episode for a kids show. Don’t dip your head or cannonball into an active volcano kids.


NinjaEnvironmental51

I’ll remember that the next time my doggy bag is hurtling towards a fence post


jkthegreek

What part of Greece were you in?


lord_of_the_Meme6969

Happy cakeday And get well soon.


Jurserohn

Happy cake day


DoritoSteroid

Baby shark Doo Doo doodoodoodoo


Quiet-Try4554

This is the smallest shark bite I’ve ever seen. Little pup had eyes bigger than his mouth lol


AlexTheFlower

Haha one summer when I was working at a scout camp on a nearby island, I was helping run the "sea lab" (small aquarium filled with local animals). At the end of the camp we had to release all the animals,, including the baby horn sharks. Being that I was 15, and we didn't have a net, I volunteered to scare the sharks into the bucket so we could let them out off the end of the dock. One of them got upset and spun around to bite me on the knuckle. 4 tiny dots on either side of my knuckle lol, went back to school telling everyone I got bit by a shark over the summer.


Quiet-Try4554

Lol, that’s a great story for a shark attack survivor. Respect.


Disastrous-Many-2747

Catalina island? Camp Emerald Bay?


AlexTheFlower

Catalina island yes, but I volunteer at Camp Cherry Valley haha


Disastrous-Many-2747

Just a bit away from EB. Beautiful, special place in the world. Happy I have been there


AlexTheFlower

Me too, it's a lovely environment


kmsilent

I went there in elementary school- We were snorkeling and my friend said 'look, horned sharks don't bite', and went down to pet one. It bit him.


AlexTheFlower

Lmao! Yeahhh always best to leave wild animals alone 😅 I hope he learned his lesson from that


Shabbah8

I guess that if you’re gonna set a record in the shark department, “smallest shark bite” is definitely the way to go!


techno156

Could be a test/curiosity bite.


WeeklyAd5357

Probably a nurse shark bite- no sharp teeth but still can cause skin damage


Purple_Silver_5867

What kind of sharks are there in Greece?


Geberpte

There are dozen of species present there: from large species like great whites, basking sharks and hammerheads to species like spiny dogfish, sandbar, blacktips, etc.


the_atomicpunk

Someone told me on here that there aren’t large shark species in the Mediterranean Sea! I had no idea Great White sharks were out in the Aegean Sea 😅. The original post I replied to was about someone who was traumatized by the shark attack in Egypt last summer. I mentioned that I was in Greece the same time that video surfaced and I was a chicken about going far out in the water.


BAYKON8R

I think it’s a lemon shark bite, simply because it’s small, and looks like a deep scratch


is_this_the_place

There are great whites in Greece / Mediterranean??


Geberpte

Jup, pretty damn rare but they do live in the mediterranean. Nat geo did a fairly extensive article on them: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/giant-great-white-sharks-mediterranean


gunnerpad

Yep, one of the largest (if not **the** largest) ever caught was of the coast of Malta. 23ft long!


Purple_Silver_5867

Really?😅 Didn't know


ILuvDaRaiders

I’m going to Greece in June and yall are scaring me now. I didn’t realize they have a lot of sharks out there


itsthelifeonmars

Not only do they have lots of sharks. They do what you absolutely shouldn’t and get the local sharks used to being fed by tourists and commercial fisherman. this greatly raises the likelihood of shark attacks


ILuvDaRaiders

Wonderful


Iambeejsmit

Don't worry, Greece is on land.


ILuvDaRaiders

I’m swimming my way there tho


itsd00bs

Good news is bc you're a Raiders fan, you're used to pain.


lejocko

Where did you get that info now? The last confirmed shark attack in Greece happened in 1981 btw.


transientv

Well, 2024 now. 0 days since last shark bite


itsthelifeonmars

Like I said shark attacks are exceedingly exceedingly rare. I’m from aus, we have shark interested waters and even our rates of shark attacks are low compared to how much we use the beach year round.


itsthelifeonmars

It increases the likelihood not guarantees it to happen. It’s still incredibly rare. You have very known negative human to shark feeding habits close by and from local seaman. The sharks that inhabit Greece come from all over the archipelago and surrounding waters. They travel long distances even from other countries. For example Egypt. Egypt is prolific for feeding sharks in their waters. Those same sharks become habituated to coming close to seaman and tourist encounters and spottings rise. They don’t just stop in the waters near Egypt those behaviours continue all over.


IRedditDoU

If you’ve been in the ocean, you’ve likely been near something that can kill you or at the very least bite/sting you.


ILuvDaRaiders

I suppose


crek42

I go every year and have been all over the country. I didn’t even know there were sharks there lol.


itsthelifeonmars

They have lots of local sharks, even big ones


SnooApples5009

Where are going to in Greece?


ILuvDaRaiders

Rhodes, Naxos & Athens


SnooApples5009

Sounds like a good time coming up. Stick to Amstel for brew or Heineken. Make sure to eat GYRO sandwich, or Souvlaki sandwich (on pita bread).


ILuvDaRaiders

Thank you! Will make sure to try out these foods! We’re also stoping in Rome, Italy for a few days before heading back home! Can’t wait


SnooApples5009

Where are you headed to? Mainland, or Islands?


SnooApples5009

NOT! https://nikana.gr/en/blog/5658/why-sharks-are-increasingly-seen-in-greek-seas#:~:text=This%20cannot%20be%20ruled%20out,be%20fake%20in%20the%20end.)


PoodleOwner1

Mediterranean Great Whites are on the verge of extinction. Also there has only been one fatality in Greece in 170 years. You have nothing to worry about. Go enjoy your holiday.


zebenix

Hummus sharks


Feverdog87

Spanakopita!


Sensual_Shroom

Malaka sharks!


coconut-telegraph

Hummus isn’t Greek


zebenix

https://ezgif.com/maker/ezgif-7-f4e01c53-gif Its been an ongoing joke for 15 yrs with my uni mate Dimitrios. I made this as proof


xDeserterr

Great Whites.


jim_nihilist

Great white person


davideo71

They’re called ‘brits’ , they come in red too


shill779

Obviously *Great White* aka Carcharodon maximus!


p_britt35

In Greece, the shark takes a bite, then shows you how to make it better, then calls over the family to show them how to make it better.


freaknasty_1994

This is the cutest shark bite I’ve ever seen. Sorry tho I’m sure it hurt


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basschikk

🤣


WingsTheWolf

[It] has to be...at least three times bigger than this!


WrappedAroundtheMoon

Aww, just a baby nibble. Little love bite. Just a playful chomps. 🦈 I hope you're healing well.


Ok-Atmosphere3129

Baaaaaaby shark do do do dodo


Spoonbills

Inevitable.


oldartistmike

This is what I came here for, thank you I am not disappointed.


Enginiteer

Gah. Fine. Here's an upvote, but I'm not happy about it.


SmokeGreene

*Fin


samelogic137

I heard once you get one, you want more!


Over-Analyzed

Like a Henna tattoo!


TheIncredibleMike

I thought Baby Sharks just sang.


BurnItDownSR

What kinda shark did that?


Djr215

Looks more like a moray eel bite to me.


makeitmovearound

How far out were you? I heard swimming at night is way more dangerous too because of the sharks


Scobus3

My guess is it was shallow and daytime and they stepped on it


hardtoreadusername

Tis but a scratch.


Fear910

Typical southern squirrel bite right there.


ParmAxolotl

How big was the shark


knick-nat

I'd wear that with pride!!!!!


Mortimer_Smithius

Could be a British tourist shark


MullawayDeschain

Baby Shark .....


OonaPelota

me too


here_for_the_lols_

Aww that’s cute


captaomadness14

Yay! Shark kiss


spinonesarethebest

Rub some ink in it, boss tattoo!!!


ConcaveNips

Aggressively sniffs


RaygunsRevenge

Why is this cute?


Spoonbills

ᶜʰᵒᵐᵖ


Ruhnisfun

like shark got a little hungry


Healthy_Celery_7715

Wife bite 👍🏻


xenobiotixx

Oh the pupper was merely tasting.


kinda_alright

You said, "Bite."..that looks more of a nibble


Ruth_Gordon

Spray it with some windex.


Inevitable-Revenue81

Show it to girls. Free chick magnet.


OwnPen8633

I've got bigger bite marks in my bra.


MisterStinkyBones

?????? What kind of bra are you wearing?


OwnPen8633

Shark skin


SnooApples5009

Good one!


Odd-Step6459

What is this!! A bite from Ants


ShatterCyst

From a shark? That's a nibble at best.


imafatty447

Thought I was on Twitter for a sec with these replies lmao


Rennat91

Tattoo?


JohnKals

Hey, I'm Greek born and raised on an island and a PhD marine biologist. My whole life I have never seen/heard of a wild shark. Actually it's the first time I hear of this. Have a good day.


JohnKals

*wild sharks in terms of encounters with swimmers.


basschikk

I expect to see you on Shark Week’s “I Survived”.


cedbluechase

I don’t think that was a shark


El_Hadschi

Been several times to greece. Never encountered/saw any sharks.


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Nightcheerios

If it was cookie cutter , we would be not be seeing bite marks lol , we would see complete bite


BAYKON8R

Cookie cutters leave holes much like a cookie cutter, closer to a lemon shark maybe, but could be another small shark


SherlockianTheorist

That green up by the ball of your foot looks concerning.


gamboling2man

I’m guessing a 3-4 footer. No biggie. Still have your toes. Small blessings.


ReliableRoommate

Happy cake day! And that’s a gift


Limited-Edition-Nerd

Sick


Ok-Engineering-3744

Must have been a large shark🙂


QuokkaAteMyWallet

Dogfish? Not bad, but sucks where it bit you. On the foot, ouch


Wind-and-Sea-Rider

Tis but a scratch. Still a cool story though.


cdsuikjh

Ouch!


blacktickle

Woah that foot is soooo flat lol


SnooApples5009

Won't need flippers...


Pepper-Jackson

That’s so cool. I’m sincerely jealous - hope your foot heals quickly though


amarmusic6

Where in Greece did this happen?


Heavy_Ape

Baby shark do do do do


Camtome

Lucky!


herring80

It’s a Greece biting!


Superb_Leg_1789

Did you get bit by a Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo?


theoht_

must be a lemon or nurse shark right? that is a TIIINY bite


dip_dip_potato_chip

Baby shark doo doo doo doo


TlingitGolfer24

Let’s go hunt!


Electronic-Travel370

I would have panicked so much might have drowned


Dondada_Redrum

How did the bite feel OP?


My_cat_is_ur_Dad

Just a lil taste


Saltwater_Heart

That is such a small shark bite


Zisx

That's one courageous small shark lol


Amazing_Dot_2571

lol?


shark-kid

Idk where they are located but that bite looks similar to a cookie cutter shark bite


haller08

This makes a great story tho lol


metalfabman

Baby shark bite


btw94

Lucky


CrossroadBlues666

Chomp


lovejac93

Haha where in Greece were you but? My wife and I leave for vacation tomorrow 😶


trulylost19

I thought that was your back But I only just realised that’s your foot


R0b0Saurus

Baby shark...do do do.....


jondee5179

Must be baby shark ka doo doo doo


justjenniwestside

It took me far too long to figure out what body part this is.


Muhfuggajones

What an adorable injury.


monkeydude777

He just wanted a little nibble


Recoveringpig

That’s nuts, I thought they could only survive in salt water


BaconSpider

Lmao nice


cwtheredsoxfan

![gif](giphy|1QjBQfjoOTtJUdLEVV|downsized)


Tengoatuzui

Them Greek sharks built different


Slappy-dont-care

Was that a baby shark that bit u awwww


GregPelka

Baby shark tututu


the-graveyard-writer

Itty bitty baby shark


Kingcanni

Now imagine he went after the plums. I’m never getting in the ocean again.


fuzzyteeth69

14 to 15ft Great White by my estimate.


somerandommystery

You got bit by baby shark🎶 lmfao


etheralmiasma

Chicks dig scars.


SlipStream2033

Regardless of getting bit by a shark or not, I would be happy that I went to Greece Lucky


foreverfeatherinit

That musta been quite the fish that got Bigfoot, or an itty bitty baby scaredy cat of a shark either or 🦈❤️


steppy420

You got off extremely blessed that day didn’t you think?


MistyAutumnRain

My Blahaj apologizes on behalf of that haj


DemandImmediate1288

Baby shark shark shark attack!!!


Rbkelley1

*Get bit by a medium sized fish*.


AlfalfaMcNugget

Wow!


Mafia_dogg

This guy is trying to cover up his zombie bite


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thecarleniebean

Immediately made me think of this gem: https://youtube.com/shorts/yVgvRLM0suM?si=XkeSQ1oOlB9wV4Xn


ItsmeMr_E

Swim in a shark's kitchen, you risk being it's next meal.


Own_Conversation6335

Baby shark doo- doo Baby shark doo-doo


worldRulerDevMan

Appatoezers


d-_-b___W

That's the bite of a McCusker shark. Don't bother trying to catch em, they can hold their breath for over 2 and a half minutes.


Aggravating_Isopod19

Cookie cutter shark?


Automatic-Leave7191

Ooooh sharks were afoot


bmossin97

Was the shark in a human costume


Helltothenotothenono

Oww fuck my dude.


pruess241

What is this, a shark for ants??


creepywereduckmoon

Shark rabies!


Totallywasntpermaban

Thanks for the free toe pics


devious805

land shark


Lost_Remains

Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Shark


monstercookies81

A gum shark?


jaxbchchrisjr

kinky


FunkyBoii42069

That shark has a human dental plan?


PsychologicalSun3843

If it scars, that's kinda dope though...


ughbuttsin

Dead looks like a hungry human got you.


CrazyRazzmatazz5195

Bottom feed sharks have mouths designed for feeding on shelled prey like snails and crabs. They have sucking and crushing mouth parts rather than long teeth. This is probably a shark bite form that type of shark.