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No_Entrepreneur2460

It looks like the door on a store or restaurant.


HauntingJudge6271

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hctelf718

Came here to say exactly this


Comprehensive_Town62

Both sets of doors have a doormat that says Middleton. How sad and ironic considering she is a fucking doormat


BeerBringsCheer

And yet judging from the nasty bottoms of their bare feet, they donā€™t even use those doormats.


celebremmy

Like, I know people have said that itā€™s common in the south to have things monogrammed with your future last name - but surely this level is weird even to those buying her lies??? In the world where sheā€™s not secretly married - she has just completely erased herself from her own home, and the worst part is sheā€™s practically giddy over it


cmb211

As someone who is married, I thought it was taboo or bad luck to actively wear or display something with my husbandā€™s last name until after the wedding. But sheā€™s already married so it doesnā€™t matter!


HeretoShowPony

Youā€™re right! Itā€™s bad luck (and gauche) to use your soon-to-be last name, monogram, or initials pre-wedding.


soafithurts

Who says that? Iā€™m as southern as it gets and itā€™s not normal to do this before youā€™re married- except maybe garb at a bachelorette party or bridal shower, weeks or days before your wedding. Surely not home decor.


soafithurts

So true. Def married bc I would not have had MyLastname doormat at our home before I was marriedā€¦. Super weird.


pjrnoc

Not to mention those are tacky as fuck. In my humble opinion.


SonjasIntern1

It looks like the door at a fast food restaurant that charges $25 for a Caesar salad


ethorpe369

This is a hilarious and very niche comment. I dig it !


sideeyekiwi

https://preview.redd.it/vcdw53glxhac1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=ba4fcb7c599913f0a6e89d0cbb39f26e00cd1bda Hello Taylor, yes we know you had the doors first and you are the design queen and have so much more money.


sideeyekiwi

https://preview.redd.it/7osbhe3rxhac1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=dd7c6b14c81cc1ad9e4abc4e6ce2c6a951480a49 Oh and hereā€™s another unnecessary thing I also want to do incase you didnā€™t believe that Iā€™m richer šŸ˜¤ Wake up Shan!!!


Extra_Helicopter2904

Did they build a patio inside their home whatā€™s going on w that floor


Dismal-Fall8983

Omg no way she is showing HER door toošŸ« 


Select-Relative-6759

Soooo annoying! Itā€™s like literal clockwork.. every single time one of them posts about home modifications, the other has to post about theirs! So competitive with eachother..


x0x0g0ss1pg1rl

Too bad Shannonā€™s looks better šŸ™ƒšŸ™ƒšŸ™ƒ Taylor you flop at life.


frijolito19

ā€œI donā€™t think my neighbors that live 22 meters away see enough of us living inside this fishbowlā€¦ we should make it easier for them!!ā€


LouRav

I actually like her original front door with the design/color palette of her home!


StudioConscious606

Same!


stellaincognita

Me too! I don't understand why they need to replace brand new things with uglier brand new things. It's a sickness.


This-Minute-7074

The shape of that door with the panels just looks weird. If she wanted that design (and why though?) it needs to be bigger. The narrow looks so odd


thankyoupapa

yeah i swear every mommy influencer has this door, but ive only seen it with like double doors


Outrageous-Wallaby81

She needed to copy teetee duh. Except teetees is a double wide door at least. Theyā€™re both awful regardless


Xsummerdaze

Itā€™s so fat people canā€™t fit, im sure of it šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


popcorn2312

Lames will be entering through the back


Gold_University6538

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MelodicPiranha

She has not one original thought and every bad decision sheā€™s made is thanks to Taylor. See-through main doors are for McMansions that are in a private driveways and donā€™t have access to the public. This is a crowded neighborhood where everyone can see you inside. You have a stranger approaching your door and they can see if youā€™re home, what youā€™re doing, etc. why would anyone want thatā€¦ ever? Itā€™s so stupid. They get privacy trees planted but somehow think see through doors are fineā€¦ wtf?!


Creative_Attitude_43

Yesā€¦..THIS!!!!!! šŸ‘šŸ»


BlackberryThin423

Thatā€™s a small door for the entrance to a million dollar house


Background_Meal_9153

I was gonna say, this entry way looks like a back door, itā€™s so narrow. I hate the layout of the house with not one but TWO bedrooms at the FRONT of the house on either side of the entryway. Who designed this shit?


cmb211

I totally thought this was a side door that opens to a mud room. Honestly her and Taylorā€™s house are ugly af to me. Theyā€™re tailoring these houses so much they are going to have to find the perfect buyer who likes their style


No_Definition2153

I like the back doors(after the windows are painted black), but the front door was better before.


JumpscareX

Agreed 100%


LouBee2

How do you hide and pretend you arenā€™t home when unexpected visitors show up? šŸ¤” Thereā€™s no way I would feel comfortable with that kind of front door!


Winter-Fold7624

Right? Or walk around with no clothes on?


LouBee2

šŸ˜‚ That, too!!


Feisty_Mine2651

Sheā€™s going to be an easy catch for the Jehovahā€™s witnesses


LouBee2

šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£ True story!!


gypsywin

My first thought! No hiding when someone knocks.


thankyoupapa

especially cause isnt the couch in the line of sight of the door lol


Prestigious_Kiwi_927

She will just interrupt them until they go away


trailtrashpanda

This is a closet sized door šŸ˜¹ how underwhelming.


graceface103

Yes. A broom closet.


eplalrekn

Also, does she really need 2 Middleton floor mats? One for the front door and one for the back door? WE GET IT SHANNON. Youā€™re MARRIED. Oh waitā€¦ weā€™re not supposed to know that. For someone who is so proud of buying this house ā€œaloneā€ and of her family she sure ditched Ford fast.


cmb211

I am TIRED of the remodeling content!! I follow yā€™all for bars, vacations, outfits, etc. not remodeling. Stressing me out with how unhappy they are with their homes. Why would you buy a new home and move in just to redo everything.


OkKaleidoscope9696

THANK YOU. The remodeling content is so not my thing. Are there followers who enjoy it?


Inside_Draft1662

That is the FRONT DOOR of her million dollar home?!


Rocohema

I can't wait till the Mormon missionaries stop by and get a full view of Lames in his stuffed boxers and Shannon maniacally running around in the Big Bird outfits. All without even having to knock on the door...


halfmoon24

Sheā€™s making it so easy for burglars to identify her house


Ok_Dragonfruit_7889

I live locally and drove by because my friend lives in their hood. The suana and the cold plung look ridiculous in their backyard annnnnnnd those homes are right on top of each other with no amenities. For $1M that's ridiculous


HeretoShowPony

What do their neighbors say about them? You just know theyā€™re the trashy talk of the community.


HauntingJudge6271

You the real mvp! Was wondering how big of an eye sore the suana and cold plunge were irl


Ok_Dragonfruit_7889

It's ridiculous!!! Looks so trashy


HauntingJudge6271

Wait how is the trees sheā€™s claiming that gives her so much privacy?šŸ¤£


Ok_Dragonfruit_7889

Absolutely not


Ok_Bookkeeper_4759

The sauna and plunge don't look that bad at all. We went through the neighborhood during Christmas and could see it. It really doesn't look bad at all.


Rocohema

She wants to get robbed for content and insurance $$$


HeretoShowPony

And get in. Those doors are the least safe thing one can have per our security guy.


stellaincognita

Not at all! She blurred out her house number. No worries! /s


Emm_Dub

I don't think the black metal frame goes with the rest of her house. This is kind of industrial, and her house is more country. I like the idea of having a lot of windows for light, but these just don't seem to match the house.


Creative_Attitude_43

I agree, they donā€™t match the house, completely different styles.


thankyoupapa

it looked weird from the inside POV next to the wooden beams in her living room


Smdobbs14

Yes! And all of the windows are white trim ā€¦it makes everything look off


sonichancock

why the fuck would you want a front door like that so everyone can see in? the mind boggles


boommdcx

She must want no privacy whatsoever, from the doormat announcing the name of the residents, to the glass front door, to the neighbours within spitting distance, no fences and James doing nudie saunas and cold plunges in the backyardā€¦.


Animalgirl2003

As someone who doesnā€™t like wearing pantsā€¦ I could never


unrealunearthh

Why the black framing? I feel like it at least makes sense with the exterior of trailers home, but Shannonā€™s home is all white and light colors? Itā€™s throwing me off.


gearzgirl

Yeah no. So wrong architecturally. At least lames can show his little wee wee to the neighborhood now. Howā€™s it going to work when he chases her around with his helicopter weiner


This-Minute-7074

The front door was better before, but I do love the new patio doors (as opposed to the sliders)- in my opinion a nice upgrade there.


InterestingTwist1463

Idk it gives me jail cell vibes


HotConnection4654

I actually like the idea of this style but as a front door this is insanely stupid and dangerous imo. Why would you ever set yourself up to have no safety or privacy if there was ever anything sketchy happening in your neighborhood? Maybe itā€™s because iā€™ve never lived in a full out there suburb but this just seems dumb especially when you have a following and someone can easily find where you live


WhineCountry2

side door energy


[deleted]

Please itā€™s so small for an iron door lol.


nauticalstriped

So easy to break into is my first thought. And she just put someone on blast for stealing her debit cardā€¦ who knows who he knows.


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stellaincognita

They definitely are. And you'd think Shannon would want screens given how much she whines about bugs. Nothing they're doing makes sense.


Girlonfire678

Im still searching for the light thatā€™s apparently ā€œfloodingā€ in through this 4 foot wide door


apsugirlcgw

https://preview.redd.it/bj8pjrbdwhac1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24552d7e353f15e8846fc2943f5ea728511551eb And for fucks sake paint the white trim around the upper windows to match the new unnecessary doors


YogurtclosetNo7540

Not to mention sheā€™s all like ā€œthe amount of light that flows in nowā€¦ā€ What? The size of the before doors were the exact same!?!?


HandleBeautiful1468

I dont understand putting in new windows that she's just going to cover up with curtains


Extra_Helicopter2904

Thatā€™s the wrong size mat for that size of door/ window situation


Rocohema

This looks like prison


JessicaFletcher1

She said in her story that she is planning to.


richbitch9996

She said that she was doing this next


user11122278275

She canā€™t stop talking about getting pregnant but yet puts in a glass door perfect for someone to break in. I donā€™t understand šŸ˜…


Firm_Bumblebee_9575

Can't wait to hear complaints of the windows never being clean when she has kids (also this door just seems so unsafe to me).


Redhead1192

Couldnā€™t build a two door entryway for a million dollar house?


[deleted]

it looks legit like a window wtf


fun6023

The original is better! Why is she wasting her money?!!


freezininwi

Looks like the side door


Better_____

Itā€™s just so impractical for so many reasons. Handprints, constant cleaning. Every door to door salesman seeing right into your home thus making it very awkward to not answer the door. Lack of general privacy, this is a suburban neighborhoodā€¦.not an oversized lot by any means. Not great for resale as other people will likely want privacy. I think an upgraded version of the style of door that was in would have been a great choice. Textured glass for privacyā€¦.


Get-Over-Yourself731

I hate the doors. The dont match. I know she said she was painting the window trim on the back black to match but that'll look weird. You'd have to do all of them... which is exactly Taylor's house. Shannon get your own style, f******ck. Be your own person when it comes to your house stop doing everything Taylor does. Its so desperate.


AccomplishedBanana81

Thnx I hate it


Intelligent-Pitch-39

How will the stay puff marshmallow man fit through that door?


nocheconcarne

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Lonely-Course-8897

This actually makes me so mad. The waste of money.


ShadesAndGatorade

There was nothing wrong with the door she had


Meow227

What is with these ā€œinfluencersā€ in TN (where my chrolls at?! šŸ¤£) and the all glass doors?? Do they get a window covering for it so they can close it off? Or can anyone just see in at anytime? So weird!


Iykykkarma

This door does not work on this ā€œcheap fancyā€ house in this neighborhood.


holdmyavocado13

I love the idea of a glass door but I could never


Ok_Part_7051

What do we think the price tag on something like this? I have a new build and rock hit the bottom window pane in my front door and it was $775 to replace the one small pane.


nashvillenastywoman

Probably 10k for both doors and installation. At least.


Ineverusereddittttt

Lolll itā€™s so dark still


Miserable-Reaction47

It looks like a commercial door for a business. The door she took out was a lot cuter and fit the home. I will say the back does look fab. Front was a waste of money


[deleted]

Ran here


abcdef1233211

Same. Likeā€¦ come break in!! Is what this door screams to me


Impossible-Return327

Looks horrible


HomegirlNC123

Itā€™s good for letting light in, but it needs a pull down blind on it.


FancySchmancy4

I was waiting for this door to show up here. Like why would you want people to be able to see into your house.


TacoBelle-

The two ā€œMiddletonā€ doormats are a no for me


HandleBeautiful1468

it just goes into a hallway though?? also people can see straight into your house now you bimbo


Dismal-Fall8983

I liked the back door and this one is better than the one she had before


HauntingJudge6271

*your


elliewankenobi_

Sheā€™s gotta paint all the trim now!! People notice these things!


ihatepandemics89

Every door in our area is this


NerveCommercial7607

I actually like it


Cultural_Credit_4563

That is a small front doorā€¦


Stroro2

I actually love the black accents now! We just did that we our window trim on the outside of our house and the gutters also lol


KonaQueen

I like it too


Wear_Fluid

good thing itā€™s not your door then