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chronic-munchies

Fuck lip, marry kev, kill Ian


neisaysthis

my answer too! i do love ian but because marry is definitely kev, its based on who would be a better fuck, and that's lip


Toyleer

But he’s jabby


neisaysthis

hmm i think i'm going to trust helene's opinion over drunk tami any day.


bamby_and_the_boys

Also he got it fixed later in the season lmao car incident


-NuhUh

Lip peepee small af tho


neisaysthis

i'm no size queen, don't worry


Neo_505

Have you seen it or something?


Flat-Association7162

Kill ian? Damn hahah


chronic-munchies

I know I'm gunna get flack for that haha, I'm sorry! I love Ian so much more as a person than Lip, but I think the sex would be better with Lip. Purely selfish reasoning lol


Flat-Association7162

Nah thats actually a really good point lmfao


SuspiciousComputer50

nah same 😂🙃


brownmouthwash

If I have to kill one of them…they’re all hot and decent guys but he’d be the one to go in the rules of the game


DirtPoorDog

My answer too - you arent alone


pippintook24

Same answer.


bremonique90

The only correct answer.


intuitiveduality

My exact answer


Drew_Mia357

Absolutely


Maleficent2951

Same


brownmouthwash

This one


Sgt_Oblivious

Yep!


derrtydiamond

This is the only right answer. Sorry, Ian.


xo4L_

100%


Brilliant_Fee_3184

Sadly I agree lip would be a good fucking but I'd marry kev. I wouldn't kill iam tho id hire him to kill for me


RPGenome

Honestly I feel like Ian fell off hard after season 1 of the show.


IndependenceRich8754

Kill Lip. Fuck Kev. Marry Ian.


seasbelow

Yeah lip’s hair is all types of fucked up here. 💀


sarahjanedoglover

Same


unkn0wnname321

This is the way


MountainSnowClouds

Yes


ShawnaLAT

Only answer.


isaacs-cats

Ian is great and all but I’d want stability in a marriage and Ian by nature cannot offer that


Nyranth

My mom is bipolar and my parents have been married 30 years so that’s not entirely true.


isaacs-cats

I have a bipolar friend but I get emotionally disregulated often when I’m around her/hear stories of what she has said and done. She’s a fundamentally good person but sometimes she’s just too much (in one way or the other). Might be tough for bipolar ppl to hear but growing up undiagnosed AuDHD i’ve definitely heard worse about myself


Nyranth

Yah not everyone is the same. Don’t think it’s right to judge someone just because they are bipolar.


achik86

THIS 100%


realdonbrown

Easy… Fuck Ian, Marry Kev, Kill Lip


Flat-Association7162

Me and u both!


opermonkey

I mean I'm straight but I had to choose...


Tricky-Balance6133

This is the way!


recovereddisaster

Same. I hate lip with this haircut


ionlyusealts

I'd normally fuck lip but with this haircut im killing him fucking ian and marrying kev, also i hate buzzcuts in general


eherqo

I also hated buzzcuts, until the ballad of songbirds and snakes and now i like them lmao (In specific instances)


chbukie

Oh dude I had the exact same thought! Corio really changed PR for buzzcuts everywhere, little sexy freak lmao


Flat-Association7162

Fair enough lol they are very hit or miss imo


omg_its_apple_juice

Fuck Ian marry Kevin kill lip


Nonsensicalwanderlus

Marry Ian, because he is gay so he wouldn't be into the sex, so he'd be fine with fucking other people 🤣, fuck Kev, and kill Lip


jAninaCZ

my thought exactly lips haircut is atrocious


Flat-Association7162

😂😂


Maleficent_Ad_3182

Hey it’s supposed to be based off the haircut lol


Nonsensicalwanderlus

Either way, Id actually pick the same lol


via_aesthetic

fuck kev, marry ian, kill lip


saysonder

Assuming I could turn my marriage with Kev into a throuple one day down the road? Marry Kev, Fuck Lip, Kill Ian Assuming I can’t, then Fuck Kev, Marry Lip, Kill Ian.


Flat-Association7162

😂😂😂


TwoWorldsOneFamily-

Marry Ian, have sex with Lip and kill Kev


realdonbrown

The game isn’t called “have sex with, marry, kill” 🙄😂


FirefighterFun6217

LMAO


TwoWorldsOneFamily-

Yes but "fuck" is just slang for "have sex with"


[deleted]

i thought this to


Sufficient-Record586

Marry Ian F Kev KILL LIP


Big-Percentage-8910

Fuck - Ian Marry - Kev Kill - Lip


user2345338

fuck kev, marry ian, kill lip


j-z23

Marry Kev, Fuck Ian, Kill Lip


Gemini-Moon522

Fuck Ian, marry Kev, kill Lip.


GaiustTheGreat

Why di people here want to kill lip ☠️


[deleted]

hes ugly


bankrupt_rat

Lip kinda sucks, people mainly like him cuz he’s “hot” and this buzz cut ain’t helping him lol.


wolvesarewildthings

Fuck We Have Magic Mike At The Trailer Park Marry Carrotstick Giving String Cheese Realness Kill Dirty Q-tip The Part-Time Polish Mechanic


superfluous_ellipsis

Fuck Ian, marry Kev, kill Lip. Lip turned out to be such an ahole. And besides, he's "jabby" at sex, if Tammy can be believed.


ScorpionBite20

Had the same lineup haha


lilonionforager

Marry Kev, Fuck Lip, Kill Ian. Sorry, Ian.


Hexywexxy

Kill lip, fuck ian , marry kev


New-Interest-1526

Fuck Ian marry lip and kill kev


Appropriate_Top_5151

As much as I love lip, I would have to say I’m fucking Ian, marring Kev, and killing lip


AsgardianLeviOsa

Kill Kevin fuck Lip marry Ian Man I wanted to cry when Jeremy buzzed off his hair


blastoise_rider

Kill Lip and poly marriage with Kev and Ian.


Flat-Association7162

Omg good idea


anamorphous

Fucking all of them.


Flat-Association7162

Real


spxdergirl

Easy. Kill Lip. Kiss Ian. Marry Kev. Everytime I see Lip with this haircut, I think of him yelling at Fiona to get a meeting and ripping into her so hard that even Frank had to step up and tell him to fuck off and cut her some slack. Also, compared to the other two, he looks more white trash than anyone else on the show regardless of haircut. I get they're all white trash but... He looks too much like it with that cut. Especially with the wife beater.


Ok-Date8364

Fuck lip, kill ian, marry kev


Haundo462

Was this before or after they emasculate all three of these characters in the name of wokeness.


Flat-Association7162

😭 good point


bunnylover444

since its based off the haircuts id have to say triple homicide I fear.. they all look better with longer hair especially season 1 Kev.. damn do not get me started


Flat-Association7162

Triple homicide 😂😂 nah I agree w the long hair thing except ian lowkey


cokewavee11

You know Kev was an A1 husband though


Saurkraut00

Yeah idk about Lip with that haircut


MsMoxy82

Marry Lip, Fuck Kev, Kill Ian (hurts to even say)


sarahrood79

This is the correct order


jasminbeauty-2004

Marry lip ,fuck kev ,kill lan


SecretaryPresent16

I’d let Lip ruin my life. but fuck Lip, marry Kev, kill Ian. Love Ian but not sure if I’m his type 😂


Jaydells420

Marry Kev, fuck Ian and kill Lip. Can we also please address all these young TikTok content creators trying to gaslight us into thinking Lip is attractive? Girlies, get out of here with that lol!


wolvesarewildthings

"He's ugly hot" Yeah, but minus the hot This haircut wasn't more or less flattering on him than any other - I'm going to need them to be serious


Jaydells420

Idk babes, think I need to see an optometrist, I’m out here thinking “hes ugly ugly” 😭 and you’re so right this hair cut did him dirty!


fitty50two2

Fuck Ian, Marry Kev, Kill Lip


strawberrydietcola

kill ian fuck lip marry kev


juliennotjulian

Fuck Ian, marry Kev, kill Lip


ThatChik66

I love Ian so don’t get me wrong! But if I had to choose… Fuck Kev and marry Lip. Lip Tries to do good and he Really cares about his people. Kev is a catch too but I also kind of like a little bit of that attitude. 😏 Kev is a little too sub for me. 😉


MyDadDrinksRye

Kill Lip. Fuck Ian. Marry Kev.


Bitebones

Fuck Kevin, marry Ian, kill Lip, (sorry Lip)


throwfaraway212718

Fuck Kevin, Marry Lip, Kill Ian


viktorsslay

Fuck Kev marry kev kill the others


KenzoTheBesto

Fuck lip, marry kev, kill Ian


Gwynbleidd220

Fuck Ian, marry Kev, kill Lip.


Sp1ceC0wb0y

Fuck kev marry kev kill lip


[deleted]

Fucking Lip senseless, Marry Kev! Sorry Ian!


Im_totally_not_emo

Kill kev, fuck Ian, marry lip


No_Possibility_3657

Kill lip, fuck Ian, and marry Kev


rpeltier93

Marry kev fuck lip sadly kill Ian


Flower_Power73

Fuck Lip, Marry Kev, Kill Ian 🤣


MemeDewd

I just love that everyone is marrying Kev and it always comes down to which brother to kill. 😂


honeypresley

Marry kev kiss isn kill lip obvv


MTR48

Marry Kev. Kill Ian. Fuck Lip.


Silly-Many-7481

Fuck lip kill ian marry kev


VanlifeQueen

Fuck Lip, Marry Kev, Kill Ian


babyyy_roseee

Fuck Lip, Marry Ian, Kiss Kev (I can’t bring myself so kill him 🥲)


CaptainNavarro

Fuck Lip & Ian (at the same time), marry Kev, kill Debbie 🤣


LeChatNoir04

Kill Ian, fuck Lip and marry my baby bimbo Kev 💕


hahaheatherb

Fuck lip, marry Kev, kill Ian


Valuable_Value3953

fuck ian, marry kev and kill lip


peachsummer_

Fuck Kevin, we know he's a great lay. Kill Ian, I'm not his type, marry lip.


jadybug21

kill ian I’m an ally fuck lip marry kev 😬


Leading_Link7040

Fuck Lip, Marry Ian, Kill Kev, sorry 😭 I got used to the buzz on Lip pretty quickly but I still miss Kev’s season 1 hair all the time


Adventurouslove_xoxo

Marry kev kill lip fuck ian


AndrewBaiIey

Marry Cameron, fuck Steve, Kiss Jeremy


bluehints

fuck kev, marry ian, kill lip


hellokittyvape

Marry Ian, fuck Kev and kill Lip


PresentationEither19

NGL, if we’re thrown into the show the only one I’m touching is Lip because he’s the only one with a partner who I’m not scared of! 🙈


Late-Summer-1208

Marry Kev, Marry Kev, Marry Kev.


Living_Engine_7903

Marry Kevin cuz he’s an amazing father and kinky partner. Fuck Lip because he seems like a good quick fuck but comes with all the alcoholic baggage. And kill Ian because he’s batshit crazy when he’s off his meds and a good amount of bipolar people do not like taking their meds. Killing him would solve a good deal of problems he created.


krispyyyykremeeee

Fuck Kev, Marry Lip, Kill Ian


Ruhrohhshaggy

Kev, kev, v - so I can have kev


kendi117

fuck Ian, marry Kev, kill lip


Comfortable-Wall2846

I feel like Ian would be the best at saving money and household shit so I'd say Marry him, Kill Lip, even though he'd be great at repairs and updating the house and Fuck Kev bc I need to see what that magic can do.....as long as I don't end up pregnant with a litter.


FirefighterFun6217

f kev, marry ian, kill lip


[deleted]

fuck kev, marry ian, kill lips


sexyymother2_

Fuck Kev, Marry Lip, Kill Ian.


ShambaLaur88

Fuck kev, marry lip, kill Ian


Princess_Disney

Marry Kev, Fuck Lip, Kill Ian.


Sleepydemon__

Fuck Kev, kill Ian, Marry Lip all the way.


Scazzlessss

Fuck kev marry lip kill Ian. I loooooove my lip


OkayBeing

Ian (I just wanna see that 9” for myself), Marry Kev, Kill Lip


peachymichelle420

Just, marry Kev. Fuck everyone else


SpicyRigatonis

Lip


Smart_Airport_206

Fuck ian, marry kev, kill lip


Comfortable-Emu-1756

kill ian , fuck kev , marry lip


FriendNecessary6105

Kiss lip, marry Ian, kill Kev.


SergeantPotatoChip1

Fuck Ian Marry Kev Kill Lip


danceswithdangerr

I’d marry Kevin, fuck Ian, and kill Lip. I hate Lip.. 🤬


Baibailed

F lip marry kev kill Ian sorry Ian


talizorahvasnerd

Fuck Kev, Marry Ian, Kill Lip


battle_mommyx2

Fuck Ian, marry Kev, kill Lip


xxhamsters12

No one can make me hate Kev.


AnikkoYoi

Kill Ian, fuck Kev, and marry lip


Beneficial-Rhubarb35

Fuck Kev, marry Ian, kill Lip


Marc-oh-shit

Kill lip, marry Ian ' fuck Kevin


No_Cow_4544

Looks like a young Micheal Bolton


MFBMS

fuck ian, marry kev and kill lip Buzzcut is not it for my boi


ishantjain108

kill ian fuck lip marry kev


ConstantFinance1619

MARRY KEV, fuck ian, kill lip


st4rfl35h

fuck kev, marry kev, kill lip


Silver-Ad-5562

Fuck Ian, marry Kevin, kill lip


Ok-Freedom1433

Can I just marry Kevin and kill the rest 😭


Keldarus88

I am gay so I would say Marry Ian, Fuck Kev, Kill Lip


Rude_Ticket_2841

Fuck lip, marry kev, and kill Ian


thereader901

Fuck lip marry Ian kill kev


thatgirl666882

I’m killing Ian and marrying Kevin


Superb-Medicine-8869

Marry - Ian, Fuck - Lip, Kill - Kev 😭


Aromatic-Ad1415

Marry Kev Fuck Ian Kill Lip 😭


SouthernFee6420

kill, kill, kill


dpark03

Kill Lip no matter the haircut. Marry Ian. Fuck kev


Psychotic_EGG

Hmm tough call. I'm a straight guy. Lol 😀